Meet Alana, a full-scale vagina and ass masturbator with a luscious rounded rear. Plunge inside her tight little ass or plump pussy lips – her two distinct ribbed canals offer twice the stimulation and twice the excitement. Get creative with your lady playground as you explore and enjoy her.
Stroke her soft skin, squeeze her yielding flesh, spank her ass and then slip inside for the main event. Ensure you fully lubricate your little hunk of heaven before you plunge inside, for a deliciously slick experience. Vital stats Toy dimensions: 14 inches (35. 50cm) x 14 inches (35. 50cm) x 9 inches (23cm) Vagina internal length – 7.
5 inches (19cm) Vagina canal width – 0. 5 inches (12. 7mm) Ass internal length – 5. 5 inches (14cm) Ass canal width – 0. 1 inch (25mm) Alana is a US dress size 6-8, and can wear panties in size Medium. Waist: 27 – 30 inches (68. 5cm – 76cm) Hips: 36 – 38 inches (91. 5cm – 96. 5cm)
Love watching my husband
I bought this for my husband for us to spice things up without getting an extra person involved. It really is great. It makes us both very horny.
It has 2 holes that feel very realistic, even the skin feels real.
We have great role play using this.
2 holes for double the pleasure
The vagina on this feels nice and natural with a rib texture that envelopes you nice and tight. The anal opening is much tighter and grips you nice and hard with the right amount of resistance to bring you to an explosive climax.
3 sum
What to say she's tight she feels good
Being able to have sex with her and have a partner play with themselves is a game changer she feels pretty real and is stable
My marriage died, this saved me
My marriage came to a pretty terrible ending, and sex was basically non-existent during my 14 years of marriage anyway. Being over 40 and dealing with the depression of being alone again was unbearable. I did some dating, but my sex drive was too high and I wasn't about to start having a bunch of casual flings. I was able to get this when it was just $179, and now I know just how much of a steal that was. Combined with a VR headset and a subscription to some VR porn sites, not only did it satisfy my need for release, but in some ways I felt like I was even "close" with someone, being able to feel something that feels somewhat real. This helped me get over my ex more quickly, and gave me more confidence in dating. I never really feel like I'm some kind of slave to someone else's limited sex drive, I have complete control and I don't really feel like I'm missing out on much if I end up alone for a long time.
The best ways I found to get the most out my use was to use a sturdy bar stool to place her on so I could stand while using it. This gave me the option to either do doggy style, flipped on the side, or flipped over for missionary. When I used it on the bed I found it most useful to use a pillow with a towel over the pillow and placed her on top of that. Then I would kind of straddle the pillow, and the ass would be high enough for doggy style. Without placing it on something, it would just be too low to reach easily.
Washing is sometimes a pain in the butt. I have a small shower stool I place it on. I bought a shower head on a hose that can detach allowing full water flow from the hose. I put the water on high heat, put the hose in one of the holes, and everything comes flowing out the other. I ended up finding a small soft loofa thing for cleaning glassware that has a long thin handle. I cover the sponge part with toy cleaner and insert with some hot water to gently scrub both holes, then I purge with hot water from the hose again. There aren't really any good ways to dry it out, though. I usually pick the whole thing up and let the water drain out in the shower, then I insert those desiccant sticks into both holes, before wrapping the whole thing in a clean towel. She lives in the bottom shelf, all the way in the back, of my standing wardrobe near my shower. Keeping it clean is an absolute must.
I've had it for over two years now. She has started showing a little bit of wear and tear. Specifically, the asshole has started to tear open. I don't know much about repairing this kind of material, but I'm about to learn, because this is a very expensive toy that I'd rather not have to throw out and replace.
Considering all the different options when looking for a toy like this, I couldn't be happier with this, especially for the price. If you are having the tiniest bit of interest in getting one of these, jump on it. Better than handheld masturbators, better than something bigger, heavier, bulkier, harder to hide. This hits the sweet spot, perfectly. Just be ready to do some work after shooting your load if you want to keep it clean and ready for your next session.
Very fun!
Very fun and definitely has some weight to it that’s for sure !! Stays in place and if fun to use by yourself or with your partner.
4 stars because I felt as if the holes could be a little more rigid, they feel a little smooth is all but still very fun to use .
Outstanding
I have always fantasied about my husband fucking another pussy whilst I watch but we don't want to invite another person into our relationship so this was the perfect solution. We had pondered for months and months about buying this and finally we took the leap and did.
We are blown away by the quality of this. It is heavy, a nice size and feels very realistic. I orgasmed three times whilst watching my husband fuck it which I have never done before.
My only issues are that after we used it the first time we noticed some of the flesh is peeling like it has sunburn and secondly it is very cold to touch so I would suggest trying to warm it up beforehand.
Great
A fantastic product
Awesome
Well I wanted something different than just using my hand while I masturbate. I was looking at the THRUST Pro Elite Alana for a while but wasn’t sure if I should purchase it because of the price. But believe me it’s worth every penny. Both holes blow my mind and are nice and tight it’s the next best thing to the real thing . I have a 7 and a half inch cock and it fits perfectly. Finding somewhere to hide it is a bit of a challenge as I’m currently living back with my parents but that is the only downside
My 1st Thrust Doll
Excellent. I was not disappointed.
I bought this specifically to create content solo with for my "swingers" social profile. I am extremely exhibitionistic. I did adult film work many years ago. I had to go with Alana because she was the only one I could guarentee I would be able to fit. I am 6. 8". I was pleasantly surprised to find Alana was indeed deep enough for me to fully penetrate to acheive the slapping noises. I find the anus a very nice size for me. I can feel that I FULLY penetrate that cavity. Alana is a good choice for larger endowed men who are after long strokes for the camera. I would imagine Alana would fit even larger guys ie 7-9" going by the actual structure. Its not exactly like the internal picture. There is a rectangular hole in the middle that connects to the two inner cavities. I do think the only two issues with these dolls is the size and fitting for men. They really need to make more range and sizes. Luckily I am not the girthiest guy in the world. I could see guys with width struggling with even an Alana "breaking her in". This is my first ever toy like this. It made a pleasant change. Turned masterbation into something more resembling actual sex so I can practice. I made 45minutes of content today. Ended up with 25 high quality 1 minute film clips. The other issue as you will notice from other reviews too is the cleaning. . . ive seen some great suggestions for that in the reviews, you want an attachment for your shower go to your local DIY store. . . but these. . . 15mm x 15mm bsp male connector and a small length of 15mm plastic pipe. . . attach to shower it'll apparently clean it out good. . . get the talc (silicon preserver) store in dark cool place ect.
I am looking now at other models so I can collaborate with multiple "doll" actresses like my Alana. . . guys. . . its great. She doesnt answe back at all. . . One piece of advice I will give you to up your difficulty level. . . Soak her in warm water or run her under a hot shower before use. . . try to avoid the holes with the water. . . heat her up abit first carefully. . . I am considering buying a small heat mat like they use in lizard tanks that she can sit on maybe. . . then to up your difficulty level again. . . get a tiny water proof bullet vibrator. . . put it on a string. . . like a tampon. . . turn it on, insert it into the opposite hole your using and dont let the string go. . . your welcome. You just made it feel alot more like real sex. Its still not as good obviously. . . But. . . I got 45 minutes of content on day one and very much enjoyed my 2 orgasms in that time. No pressure to go again and again its just me and my toy girl friend Alana making the content I want. My 40th birthday present to myself. . . money well spent. . . Particularly for content creation. . . the sound acoustics on mild slaps, the squelching and washing machine noises you can make Alana make. . . all perfect for my needs. I know she will wear out. . . but if I treat here right and just use her for content. . . she will last me quite a while and make a great first edition. I fully intend on buying more thrust products similar to this. What I really want doesnt exist just yet in the thrust range. The model that might is likely too small and weighs too little. . . I need a model that weighs around 10-15kg twice the size of this one but more of the body with the breasts stomach ect. The model I would buy looks too small for me. Like a size 8 dress size. I need slightly more cushion for the pushing and "impact" "crumple zone". I am concerned I would by one thats say 5. 5" and I wouldnt be able to go as deep as I would like. . . end up litterally splitting the silicon. Although like I say. . . if the cavity goes all the way through like my one does but doesnt show on the specifications. . . It might be ok. My dick will look huge against a more petite model though. Might scare women off!
Just purchased
OK, so to be fair it seems a little odd reviewing this. First of all, it was definitely worth the approximately $200 I paid for it. I purchased this because I have ED and I think there is an overwhelming psychological component to that. Lack of confidence. Sitting in a chair, watching porn and masturbating with my hand does not replicate sex. Using this “toy” (torso) and having to rely on my imagination and getting a bit of a workout in and figuring out how to psychologically bring myself back to a state of arousal (if needed) was actually a very useful exercise. It doesn’t feel as good as sex, but it feels better than using my hand. Definitely need lots of lube. Cleaning up afterwards is a process. Finding a good hiding spot is a necessity. It feels a little dryer and colder than the real thing and at high speeds there can certainly be some rubbing/friction. That said, I have no complaints. Well worth the purchase.
Bloody great !!
I was a bit sceptical about getting one but saw the offer and thought give it a try. So glad i did just taking out of the box and seeing that juicey ass made me horny lol put the lube on and get pumping it so real made me come so quick lol. Defo better than masterbating or flesh light.
Worth it.
Yeh it’s brilliant. I used to pay £100 for the real deal per time and now it’s when ever I want as just as good! You know what you’re buying and it’s just awesome! Feels like the real thing! Defo get the powder gives it the real skin effects
Don’t buy
The product is OK.
Canals are too loose and far too difficult to clean.
Prefer a simple fleshlight.
Looks nice - Feels nice
This is a good quality item. Well made although rather heavy. I suppose it needs to be.
ALANA PRO Elite review
WOW! Even tho I had read the specs I wasn't prepared for the size of Alana.
I'm super impressed with the texture,look and feel, plus it's so realistic it's not funny.
Both openings feel so much like the real thing it's uncanny. Just a quantum leap from my FL collection. If you only just thinking about it buy it.
Bloody awesome
Solid sex toy
What's crazy is I have one of the more expensive ass toys probably a few hundred bucks and it's pretty mid it's okay but I knew there were better ones so I didn't have high expectations for this toy but read reviews and grabbed one. I'm at a point where hookups are unappealing and I'm not interested in a relationship but still need to get a nut.
I unboxed fake pussy and instantly got rock hard but first had to get it ready and one thing that's a fucking must is using a USB warmning stick for sex toys inserting your dick in the already warm tight and crazy soft butt hole mimcks real ass sex with people I've had so it completely changes the experience and this toy has nice weight so it you'll find your groove when you're fucking it and both openings are intense in their own ways I'm 7 in 5inches girth and the holes close around your dick and it feels like they're giving you a dick massage then I get extremely hard and the hole gives you a nice tight pull I've edging in it is even more intense so yeah if you're needing something different or want a new toy this one is it!
Really good realistic feel
Great in terms of feel - very realistic touch (when warmed up) and penetration experience. Labia lips nice to suck on as per reality. Could do with more detailing around the anus. Nonetheless, well pleased!
Review of Giselle
It's definitely got a texture that resembles human skin. It's kind of difficult to use because of how it's angled, no matter the elevation of the surface that it's put on. I had to lean it backwards slightly. I found that it's easier to use with it being upside down, and while standing up. The orifices could be tighter and have more internal texture. The weight and texture of it makes it feel like a live partner, but it's weight also makes it awkward to handle.
Great fun to use!
This really is a fantastic toy if you're having a dry spell / want to play out some fantasys. With enough lube it can be completely hands free and you can feel a difference between holes. The only downside is cleaning it, As there are no instructions and leaving it out to air dry seems to be the best, and it isn't very discreet due to its size
Need more of these!
The feeling I got was unmatched! From the life like feeling to the canal! Best feeling and pleasure ever?
Amazing
This is perfect if you are in a committed relationship/ marriage but just want an another beautiful looking ass to fuck without the person or the guilt that you cheated. Very realistic, when you slip inside, it’s pretty much the same as a real woman except there isn’t anyone moaning… or getting tired lol. She feel amazing and her cheeks make hot clapping noises as your giving it to her from behind. Looks hot in a red thong as well. Giselle is a beautiful masturbator n perfect to practice your tricks on before you try them on your partner. Worth the money. Perfect for horny men who are in relationships. Definitely recommend. Got it on discount. She will defo make you hard and orgasm.
My second love
Brought as a gift by my wife for those times when we are apart or to just satisfy those extra needs.
It’s true to size and is heavy in weight to give that real feel experience.
Visually looks so realistic and stunning…. That I just couldn’t wait to use for the first time.
It feels amazing , plenty of lube and it was just like experiencing the real thing with a bit of imagination.
Both the vagina and anal are textured differently, so giving both very different and natural feel.
You can position into positions which suite your desire at the time , imagine and just then thrust away…. O and little slaps on the soft / bouncy cheeks if that’s your thing.
The clean up ! Is not so easy as you can imagine and then ensuring you allow the toy to dry out properly…or where to leave out!!. Pulling out or condoms can help though.
Overall a great real feel toy , the best I have experienced to date for the REAL feel experience and visual stimulation.
A worthy investment for the experience
Best Bang For Your Buck!
You can dress it up or dress it down. Work it pretty much any position you can think of. The feel of the it would be compare to a firm and tone ass. So if your looking for some jiggling then this is not for you. It ain't going to twerk for you. Cleaning and drying is a bit of a hassle because there is not a proper exit hole. So something else to invest in would be a baster, fill that with soapy water and blast the canal a few times. Drying it pretty much rolling up paper towels and stuffing it in. All in all this is a pretty good ass loving toy.
Realistic feel, good weight. Surprisingly big when it arrived.
The type of surprise is subjective
Cons
- VERY STIFF no giggle at all or anything to grab due to the foam or structural material used.
- no exit holes for cleaning which will make drying a hassle.
- when cleaning notice a hole in the ass to vagina hole only after a once time and not rough using.
Pros
- holes are tight no doubt
- even though no giggle it serves a purpose and was enjoyable in cowgirl.
5 stars!
I'm not sure I've ever done a product review before, of anything, but Alana has inspired me. What a fantastic toy! Just buy it, and if you can get discounted (as I did) even better, you won't look back. Intense orgasms, almost as good as the real thing, I can't wait to get back into it every time. My only regret is that I didn't have this years ago. Cleaning is not so bad either, a quick blast with the shower nozzle in the holes, leave to dry in the bath/sink for an hour and pop her away (she does need a large hiding place though).
Great starter toy for serious users
Feels great
Feels amazing. Nice tight holes. Would recommend this. The only thing that wasn’t great is that the colouring around the holes is painted on and whatever the material is tore slightly between the two holes. Quality is not as high as the price.
All good. Could of had some pubic hair to enhance if you like
Good, but splits easily..
Picked the toy up today and loved it, felt amazing, super easy to use, looks fantastic! But I found that after my first use, it had a small tear just above and below the entrance that has since grown. Even with plenty of lube it still managed to get damaged :(
Admittedly my partner and I got it so we can enjoy a rougher experience without the pain and discomfort, but still thought that one day was too quick for a tear.
Overall it’s fun and my partner and I love it, but just disappointed that the price was so high for something that can be damaged so quickly…
Also yes, it’s quite tricky to clean!
Good but not practical
It's realistic and feels amazing in all different positions. The only downside is that cleaning up is somewhat difficult because the canal does not got through and through. So each time you wash it you have to do a backwash. Then drying is also a major pain for the same reason.
5 Star review
I was a little concerned on how this is going to feel and boy was I wrong. This feels amazing.
Looks and feels amazing - well worth the price!
I was initially put off by the full price, so eventually got it on sale for about half price - but I can safely say it is worth the full price.
It looks and feels amazing, and I'm surprised at just how realistic it is - I was quite dubious to be honest when I initially ordered it.
As others have said, it can be a challenge to clean at first - but I think just putting it in the bath/shower should work fine for anyone without the sink space. Once you've cleaned it a couple of times you get in a rhythm of how to do it.
The renewal powder is essential, as it does get a bit sticky once it has been washed and is initially drying. The renewal power completely fixes that each time though - albeit it is slightly messy, and I'm not clear on how much I actually need to use.
Aside from a couple of notes above, the only real negative is the lack of any guidance on how long to leave the inside of it to air dry.
Overall, very happy with the purchase, and would have been been happy had I bought at full price instead of just in the sale.
Bedroom fun
So far I have only used it a couple of times but have enjoyed it. Its really easy to use. Feels good and doesn't move due to the weight. The price is high but I had to discount code which was the reason I went for it. I'm glad I did.
Pros and cons…
It’s definitely good size, I was worried it would be smaller than it was, has great weight, the core is like a solid mold so you can feel it under the outer “skin” but it does definitely give it some rigidness giving you options I guess, the pink paint came off and some outer material just by barely touching it around the pussy and butt, kind of concerning…I’ve only used it once I hope it doesn’t fall apart or tear…it’s tight so it felt amazing but is a royal pain to clean deep inside of it!
For the money not worth
Honestly, just for the money it was not worth it just rubbery and weird bones for just not what expected for the money.
Worth the money if you are looking for that natural thrusting feeling
I'm not a big sex toy user, have owned an OG fleshlight in the past (~10 years ago), however the reviews convinced me to get this - as any man can attest to, hand relief (Even with a toy) is just not the same as being able to thrust.
Visually it's great - It's a little taller than expected which could make it hard to store discreetly (thought it might slide under the bed but as it's in a face down ass up position it's quite tall)
The holes are 'looser' than I expected, it's not a super bad thing but I thought the ass especially would be a bit tighter than it was, it was super easy to glide right in. I also always think the pictures on sex toys do them a discredit - The textures inside look very intimidating and always make it look like you are sticking your junk in some sort of torture device, however they are so subtle with this you can barely feel them.
Doggy isn't the only option either, you can do tons of positions and be as creative as you want with it.
The material of the skin picks up fair and fur -really- easily, so if you have pets that might be an issue.
As others have said, cleaning could also be a problem as there is no way to reach inside (Maybe a soft/non-coarse bottle brush might do the trick?) - It comes with basically no care instructions which is sort of poor for something so expensive.
Would highly recommend using with Lovehoney's liquid silk lube! A single pump on her holes and a pump on the tip lasted the whole session.
Nice weight and shape, but not deep enough, and ribbing doesnt stimulate very well.
Awesome
Lifelike feel, soft touch, realistic. Ready when you are. Wife bought for me and have enjoyed using her, wasn’t sure if it would feel life like enough but sure enough it hits the spot!
Wait til sale..then BUY!
This was my first time buying a “realistic” sex toy/doll/butt/vagina and let me tell ya, it’s worth every penny. The thing is pretty heavy and sturdy. The ass cheeks are squeezable and plump. And when you cum inside it, you’ll see stars. Sometimes I use this alone, other times the wife likes to watch me fuck it while she masturbates. It’s added a much needed spark to our bedroom!
THRUST Pro Elite Alana Ribbed Vagina and Ass Pale Skin
I was very excited upon receiving it in the mail and opening it. It felt so real to touch, exactly like a real woman’s bum. The orgasm I had from it was unreal, like a had never experienced.
Feels amazing, like the real thing
I wondered if I was an idiot for spending this much on a sex toy, but this thing is pretty amazing. It feels like having real sex and is way better than handheld masturbators like the Fleshlight. The weight, soft skin, grabable ass, and nicely textured interiors (vagina and asshole) put it in a whole other category.
Obviously it's meant for doggystyle but you can definitely do some other positions and they feel just as great. Reverse cowgirl works especially well. I had a better orgasm with this thing than I often do through actual sex.
It's a little work to clean but worth it in my opinion. I'd consider this a toy you use when you want to spend some time getting there rather than just have a quick blow (but you could do that too). The appearance is nicely done as well, it doesn't look comical and fingering it up with lube feels pretty natural. Using the asshole feels different than the vagina too, much like the real difference.
If you want to get closer to the real thing and graduate from hand jerking, I highly recommend it.
Very Nice
I love it!!! It is kind of hard to clean, and it needs a warming device.
It need to be softer.
There is a frame beneath the skin which is very hard and really uncomfortable for me. The placement of the holes could be better. Other wise it is good.
Ready when you are!
Was gifted this by my partner and have used it many times. Both the vaginal and anal orifices had me quivering and I was able to use it hands free in both doggy and missionary positions. The toy was easy to use, although cleanup is a bit difficult due to the size and weight. The quality was great for the money and it has lasted a few months of use with no issues. This isn’t an easy to to be discreet with, but that is a trade for the type of experience you get with this toy.
Over all would highly recommend giving it a shot if it is on sale.
Nice ass, but Layla is better
The actually shape and feel of the ass is very nice, more so the size of it, but the inside could be a little bit tighter. Overall I'm happy with it, as I manged it get it half price.
I also bought the THRUST Pro Elite Layla, which I feel has a better overall feel inside, this is my go to toy, which I never thought it would be compared to the THRUST Pro Elite Alana.
Fits in
Nice relaxing thrusting
Alana Thrust
Very good item , has great sensitivity as long as you lube up , both ass and vagina give different feel but equally great. Totally recommended this item.
Heavenly
I was a little bit hesitant at first when noticing the price of it, but I am so glad I bought this. Tiana is the perfect stress reliever after such a long day, she’s satisfying large enough to hold onto and spanking her feels so good. I practically lost myself thrusting into her, the doggy style position is what she’s primarily made for but she can also be flipped over for easy missionary! Cleaning her can be a bit of a hassle, and storing her is no easy task due to the sheer size of her, but it was worth every penny, I love this masturbator.
Just what the doctor ordered!
I was hesitant to get this toy because I am nine inches and pretty thick so I was worried about whether or not it would hold up. Well, this toy is very sturdy and I was surprised by its size. That ass was just was the doctor ordered! It has a flat underside which makes it convenient for some positions but I would have preferred a more realistic underside. I'm 6'4" 250lbs and an ex-NFL linebacker so I'm a big man and this was something that I have been looking for and it completely satisfies! I came so hard that I screamed and my legs were weak!
The best toy I've had so far!
I've previously purchased and used a couple of the THRUST handheld masturbators and decided to take the plunge in purchasing this after months of looking and wanting and it has certainly not disappointed!
From start to finish this is certainly the most realistic and best feeling masturbator I have used and brings a completely different level of orgasm that the handheld counterparts can offer. Whereas with the handheld ones the orgasm can sometimes feel almost too intense with this it feels much much closer to a more natural one as if I were playing with my partner.
Feel wise as other reviews have stated the outer layer is a softer silicone with a harder core underneath, this I feel has added options with play as you can hold onto the ass much easier and not worry about damaging it as you do.
I have used this both over the edge of the bed and central and would say that it is easier to use over the edge for my height as the vaginal entrance could be a little too low if you are on the taller side, you could also place this on top of yourself as well for an almost cowgirl experience, just be careful with how much lube you use!
The cleaning side of things has been pretty easy although as others have said it is a little different from the handheld masturbatory just due to the size and design.
All in all though, this is a rather pricey toy but certainly worth the cost! I couldn't recommend this enough and if you have a discount code you would not be disappointed whatsoever with this purchase!
Awesome product!!
The product is amazing because of it's realistic feel and shape and postal time was so quick.
Can't get more realistic than this!
Despite its higher price point, the product exceeded all of my expectations. It offers a variety of skin tones, which is perfect for those who are tired of the standard pink option. Alana can be dressed up using dress (size 6 to 8) and panty (size medium) which will add immense fun to the party. This toy provides two unique experiences with its spacious vaginal cavity and anal canal. It’s very tight and needs a lot of lube but feels good and has a strong suction. Its weight ensures a secure grip, and the realistic-feeling skin adds to the experience.
The doll's realistic design make it feel like the real thing, although the sound of skin slapping together may not be discreet. Additionally, storage may be a challenge due to the time required for air drying. Despite these minor issues, the THRUST Pro Elite Alana offers an outstanding experience for anyone willing to try it out.
Alana
I've bought other similar products of the Thrust range in the past and was looking for something more discreet and easy to store. The box it comes in is quite big and didn't slide under my bed like I expected, wouldn't go in the wardrobe either so bear that in mind before you get one. Mine came in two boxes one plain and one with the image and Thrust's logo.
It is nice looking, feels good and has a good manageable weight.
It's easy to position and use although cleaning isn't straightforward. Some Thrust products come with a douche, this one doesn't. Drying the inside once flushed out with cleaner can take time so I used kitchen towel wrapped around a pen and left it to absorb any remaining water.
I used this for several months before the vaginal entry started to split although it still did the job. Both entrances were good and felt quite tight.
Downsides for me were the storage as it was difficult to find somewhere where it wouldn't stand out, the rib or spine on the back, no vibrating parts but that wasn't a big deal, you can't warm it up unless you put warm water inside the canal and the cleaning side.
Overall it's been a good product and it has been enjoyable.
Too Stiff
It feels pretty good to the touch on the outside(the tpe flesh), the only issue is that the foam core on the inside is REALLY STIFF/HARD. It also doesn’t have jiggle, nor does it bounce back. It sits there and takes a pounding.
Good but not perfect
This works well if you have a flat surface to put it on for more stability. Also, if you're thinking about buying this, also think we're your going to keep it. The shape and size makes it difficult for storage. Overall, though, the product is good nice for use definitely worth getting if your looking for something different
Good and not so good...
Single or not, this is pretty good. After I bought my first Fleshlight some time ago I completely stopped watching porn and haven't looked back. (I hate porn. Seriously... I'm not joking.)
This is obviously way better than a simple masturbation sleeve. It's got a great shape to it and it feels good enough.
I think that at this price point it should be easier to clean. It seems designed on purpose to be difficult to clean.
Bodily fluids eventually ruin these things no matter how well you clean them (in my experience). But they are way better than jackin' off to porn.
Does everything it’s supposed to
Even better in person!
After reading a few reviews on here I thought heck why not!
This beauty will no disappoint. Used for the first time today & boy oh boy! Perfect weight! Vagina and asshole are both a different fit. Felt very close to the real the deal!
Highly recommend everyone purchase this item.
Amazing life like toy
Firstly thank you Lovehoney for your excellent service and amazingly fast delivery as of writing this I ordered after 5pm on Tuesday and its Thursday and I have already have several wonderful orgasoms thanks to this amazing toy . I would also say to anyone thinking about buying this DO IT you will not regret it one bit . And to you Lovehoney you sell yourselves short with the description for this as a ' dogystyle ' position toy ... it is far from it ! Absolutely wonderful in missionary, cowgirl , reverse cowgirl and spooning !! I especially love the weight of her makes it all the more a powerful realistic feeling when sliding in and out of her ... perhaps you should show the toy in other position's so prospective customers can see how versatile a lady she is !! .
Amazing
I really enjoy using this. Needs better design for cleaning
Great
It is an amazing product...however the inner working are too small..I've busted holes all in it ..now the two holes go into each other. Beyond that im pretty pleased
For the Special Occasion
After I tried and failed to reach my G-spot with dildos and exhausting masturbating to the point where it's kind of boring, and approaching three years of being single and sex-less, I decided to finally cave in and buy a fake vagina. Fleshlights and whatnot wouldn't do it for me - I wanted the 'full experience'. I'll start with the positives then the negatives.
It looks realistic enough, feels good to touch (or squeeze) and heavy enough so that you can go sicko mode on it if you so desire. It's fun to go between the butthole and vagina and after a little bit you'll probably start hearing the 'wet sex noise', though in this case it's just your penis and the lube and not a wet ass pussy. I've only used it once as of writing in the doggy style position it was meant to be used for but it is versatile - in that, I can see how it can be used in different positions.
The pink dye on the vagina is disappointing, especially for me as some of the dye had already come off with some even migrating to around the butthole somehow. It does have a synthetic smell but by the same token, I'm not expecting to smell incense when I opened it up either, so it didn't bother me. The box is also massive - not heavy persay but big. I managed to find space in my closet but it's certainly more difficult to hide versus a dildo. The box itself having a picture of the thing on one side and the word 'Vagina and Ass' on the others didn't help either. Cleaning is difficult but not impossible, though I'm still unsure how you can tell if it's completely dry or not. I just rolled up tissues into blunt-like spears, poured water on it and put it inside the holes and twirled it around, then did the same minus the water to dry it. Did that a few times, put renewer powder afterwards, stored it away. It's not the best way to do it and I've yet to take it out for a second time, but unless I see a new life form develop inside the holes, I think it should suffice. If otherwise, I'll just write a follow-up review.
This is a separate paragraph because it's neither a positive nor negative; Does it feel like you're having sex? No. Does it provide the experience of having sex? Yes. What I mean is that while real sex is pretty much irreplaceable, and this is certainly not something to replace that feeling, it does give you the feeling of having sex - like being in different positions, changing the tempo, having something that isn't your hand simulate you etc. It's not the feeling of the vagina and/or butthole - it's the experience that'll make you climax. This is just from my experience though.
Overall, I'd only use it for the special occasion only - like after a week of work, after exams, during your holiday break, if you get promoted, etc. Using this on a daily basis to replace masturbation or otherwise is doable but very time consuming, especially after you've climaxed. If you're hoping that this is THE thing to replace sex, you'll be very disappointed. But if you're looking for the masturbating replacement on the occasional basis and are willing to do some prep time before and after, then this is the thing for you. Just don't forget the lube.
Pretty good
This ass is pretty nice. For the most part it’s pretty realistic. It’s really nice actually being able to look at what you’re f*cking and not just be jacking it with your hand or other hand-held device. The only thing that would’ve been nice is if the ass were a little more jiggly. It moves a little and there’s a little to grab onto, but just a little, more would’ve been more realistic and hotter.
This is a good toy
Although I was not too happy about the asking price for this item. I am glad that I hit the purchase button. Compared to previous sex toys that I've had I think that the Pro Elite Alana is worth the money. This is a great item for Men entering into that age where they are sexually active. The product allows the user to keep that muscle memory that a normal flashlight does not. The only thing that gets annoying is cleaning the Pro Elite Alana after it's been used.
Rubish
Wish I had never bought it …seemed a good idea at the time ….does nothing for me….
Husbands favorite toy
I just had a hysterectomy and He was unsure at first. It gets the job done and he enjoyed it.
Amazing product!
Fun, fun fun!
Had a load of fun with this one! Both enterances are unique with different sensations. It's an upgrade to your standard Fleshlight whenever you've got a bit more time to spend.
The only downside? Cleaning, but it's worth the price of admission! :)
Love it
Great fuck toy
Semi realistic, perfect size, can put panties on and skirt for some teasing. Good weight, stays in place while getting your groove on. Much safer than a hooker, and never talks back or says no.
Nice anal and vaginal fit. 1st one got minor tears and was replaced with no issues at all!
No regrets buying this
For me it’s not as good as the real thing but it’s definitely better than wanking with your hand. Having used hand sleeve masturbators for a few years, I came across ( pardon the pun ) this new toy on the internet. The price was something to consider but having read other reviews I thought fuck it! ( again, pardon the pun ).
Its position on the bed isn’t as high as a human ass so I put a couple of pillows underneath “ her “, lubed up, put on some doggystyle porn and wow, this feels good I thought, starting with the pussy then moving up a notch. I shot my load all over the ass after about five minutes.
Needless to say have used it a few more times since and like the way it can be manoeuvred around between doggy, missionary etc.
So no regrets so far in the purchase and the other good news is you don’t have to hug “ Alana “ and make small talk afterwards 😀🤣
Can imagine it would be fun play with a girlfriend when I’m in the frame again with a new partner. A way to introduce her to the thought of a threesome if she’s not had one before 🥳
Fun toy!
My first sex toy and oh boy what a fun toy it is. With wife away for an extended period of time I needed something better than porn to keep me sane. A good sale on LH plus the introductory discount made the decision a bit easier (not sure if I would have paid the $399 for it but at $244 it seemed a much greater value for money).
Arrived in a big box and I agree with other reviewers that it was a hassle to discreetly get rid of the packaging (I did not want one of the kids to end up using the box for their next art project ..haha :D).
In terms of use, the feel is great, I think skin tone color let it down a bit as it bit too pinkish and clinical looking. But proportions and right balance of softness/firmness gives a fantastic feeling. Size is realistic which was definitely a factor in my decision in buying this compared to much cheaper alternatives on other sites.
Penetration feels great in both holes. Vagina is not super tight but once you are deep enough it feels good. Anal is very tight. You will need lubricant for both holes. Because of its size and weight, you can pound and push with force while staying completely inside.
It is a heavy and bullky item so you will have to figure out how to store it after use. Cleaning is a bit challenging but small price to pay for a whole lot of fun. Quite a few positions are possible and I think you will find a few good ones that work for you with trial and error.
This was good to use.
Absolutely awesome
Only got it today and exploded inside it 4 times. Feels amazing and the two holes are both nice and tight. Definitely needs lube. Arse is incredible too, wobbles nicely when you pound into her.
Tried it, several times——no orgasm
Tried it didn’t do anything for me. Looks good and weight is good. Will try it a few more times. If not it would be hilarious to drop it off at Goodwill
Pretty great!
I'm reviewing this as a recently single male, who purchased this toy over lockdown.
Tiana is a great product! Really pleased with the item I received and quality of it.
The product is heavy, but that's a good thing it improves realism. It can be a bit hard to get out of the box and silently place it on the bed and using the product (if you get really into it) does give a realistic bedspring rocking experience!
The vaginal opening is quite tight, but not overly, again it's quite realistic and opens inside the vaginal cannel. The textured inside genuinely feels very real and provides great stimulation.
Same can be said for the anal cavity. Whilst it is even tighter, it feels so much more different and tighter during use. I've never been interested in anal sex, but for sure, this toy changed my mind about that!
As for cleaning, the toy does have openings at the torso end, and I've found using a few sprays of sex toy cleaner and a rinse under the shower then allowing to drain and dry works fine. Although I would highly recommend using a condom when using the product as this avoids too much mess!
The feel of the product is incredible, and whilst still not completely realistic, is a pretty good attention to detail. Squeezing the bum, it reacts as you would expect - and holding onto the torso it's tighter.
Whilst it's obviously been designed to be used in doggy-style position, it can in fact be used however you want, from missionary to reverse cowgirl.
A little bit of lube should be used with the toy whether using a condom or not, a little on the outside and inserting (or more suggested spreading on your penis before entry) to the internal cavity. As a bonus, because of the weight and design of the toy, lubrication used will produce realistic sex noises during use!
The product is quite attractive to even look at when not in use, placed 'face down' Tiana presents herself in a very cartoony (but sexy) pornographic way. It's worth saying at this point that the dimensions of the toy are on the more - cartoony - proportions, but that's not really a downside either.
The only negative thing I could say about this product is the packaging, and not really the box it comes in but more so the plastic - inside is a plastic 'holder' if you will - but this is made of incredibly soft material. I would have loved this to be a true hard plastic, allowing better storage, more protection for the product (be aware if you store it under your bed and the cardboard box is pressing against it you will get a dent overtime).
My orgasms have never been greater with another toy than this! Honestly the only next thing that could compare is a real woman!
Overall, Tiana, is an incredible product. She feels so much like the real thing (perhaps even better!) and could easily be used solo or with a partner. The usable assets of the product are brilliantly sculpted, and the exterior is even incredibly arousing to look at.
As a bonus, Tiana can wear lingerie - taking a medium size pantie, I would suggest the pink crotchless Oh La La knickers from Love Honey!
the article is as expected and i am happy with the purchase
Great masterbator tool
It’s good for what it is. It does what I need it to do. Only con is the cleaning. Otherwise the orgasms are powerful!
A bit of a pain
To be clear: yes, this thing is very fun to fuck. However, for the price, there's a lot of issues.
Firstly, it's a nightmare to clean. I use an enema hose in the shower, which works great, except for drying. It's really hard to get anything absorbent inside without feeling like you're damaging it, and it takes forever to air dry. No instructions are included in the box or anywhere online. Secondly, it's got a weird lump at the top of the butt- look closely at the photos. It's pretty unsightly and it's hard not to fixate on. I ended up buying a little skirt so I could stop thinking about it. Finally, the packaging. It comes in a very non-discreet box, with low quality plastic that was shattered, leaving sharp shards stuck all over the toy. Dangerous for the toy and dangerous for my penis.
Good for the price.
Wow
First of all i would like to thank everyone at LH for doing a great job with what's going on at the moment : ) I received my goods today which didn't take long to arrive after ordering it online and I'm blown away with it! This is my first male masturbator and I'm really happy with this as i've been after one for a while but this product caught my eye which i gladly own now.
Not to bad
It was cool. I wish the had it in a variety of colors. Also is extremely difficult to clean. The weight is really good so it doesn't move. It's great for getting your rocks off without having to hear a nagging voice afterwards.
Satisfaction guaranteed
Having tried Alana for 6 months or more now, and i can say im pleasantly surprised. She's great in all positions ; Doggy style, missionary, sideways lying down, even reverse cowgirl, and what i really like ; lying on top of me rockin back and forth. Alana is roughly 14 inches in width from left to right which is a lovely, lovely size. She feels amazing once lubed up, and i find the more i use, the better ; i love the way she pussy farts and squirts while fucking. Squishy cheeks which will handle the tightest of holds all adds to the experience. I use the powder renewer every so often as i like her skin as she is. I wash Alana in a bathroom sink with her butt placed in, then reach around and wash carefully. I had another Alana some years ago so this was my second product. Id suggest not completely submerging her in water ; leave the airway at the rear of the product clear of any water, as this will allow water to penetrate the adhesive seal that bonds the TPR to the foam mould ; i discovered that water penetration was coming from the airway being exposed to water in the bath / shower. HOWEVER ; 2nd time around ive kept her out of the bath/shower and been careful around washing procedures and have had NO problems at all this time. I fully recommend her as a product and can't fault her at all, only on the above point. The 'change in use' tactic has worked and she's a really fantastic experience and lasting v well.Given her dimensions / geometry, i really hope that Thrust develop her ; keep her dimensions but just make her a little bigger, and extend the waist a little up to some lovely boobs that you can hold while you rock her lying down ; I think Thrust would have a winner there. It'd also be great to be able to fully fit a pair of knickers on her as you can't pull them up between the legs, a small concern :)I wanted to offer an honest appraisal of Alana, and sh'es worth every penny. Very pleased. Been a regular feature here on LH for some years now. She sells well.
Yep. Worth it.
Got this to celebrate my divorce. After a few runs at it I'm not sure why I was ever married. This was a steal of a deal compared to the divorce losses and provided almost the same experience as that dead fish that took my money.
Seriously great sex toy. I've tried lots and this one was worth the price tag.
Great quality and performance
Wasn’t so sure about spending so much on a sex toy, prior to this all I ever tried were flashlights. However I was intrigued by the life like size and reviews so I bought one. Amazing experience! Worth the price seeing how durable it’s been and how good it feels. Be sure to buy a big liter bottle of lube with this. You’re gonna need it! Good thing it’s got some weight to it, helps keep it in place.
5/5/2020
I have used a small handful of different sex toys in my life (Fleshlights, teledildonics, etc.) but this has to be the greatest one I've used in terms of creating a realistic sexual experience. A more detailed review is below, but to sum it up it's a fantastic toy that is definitely worth getting. The butt itself is a great size, shape, and texture. It's nice and round, firm yet soft. It really does feel like a real woman's butt to the touch. It even sounds like one when you slap it. The only thing that could possibly throw some people off is the small lump you see roughly around where the tailbone would be (it's visible in most of the pictures), but I hardly even notice it. There is also some pink dye near the asshole and on the vaginal lips, but it will likely come off within the first few uses. It still is an incredibly realistic butt and I often get turned on just by looking at it and touching it. The vaginal and anal tunnels both feel great. They are different in texture and in tightness, which again adds to the realism factor. Both tunnels grip you tightly, but not excessively. I'm not into anal personally, but the anal tunnel is very fun and feels great. I like to switch between the two with Alana (something you can't do during real sex!). Some toys I've used have been a little too intense in texture, most noticeably during climax, but not Alana. Actually, I've consistently been having some of the most powerful orgasms with Alana that I've ever had in my life, some even being stronger than orgasms I've had with real women! Alana was probably designed for doggystyle, but you can actually put her in nearly any position you want. Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and others are all possible. During doggystyle, you can actually use Alana completely hands free as she's heavy enough to take the pounding and she'll even fuck you back. So she is very versatile, but her weight might make some positions harder than others. I like to use Alana when watching VR porn and copying the position from the video. When I do this it feels like I'm actually having sex. It's incredible. There have also been times where I've preferred to use Alana by herself and no other material, which only proves how realistic she is. I haven't seen other reviews touch on this probably because it would go without saying, but Alana is not a quiet toy to use. The suction of the toy, combined with the sound of your body clapping against hers can be quite loud depending on how hard you're going. Cleaning is probably the only major hassle with Alana. You can usually take her into the shower and run some water through either tunnel as they are both connected and clean it out that way. Her weight and size can make cleaning and storage difficult. I suggest putting her in a bag or pillowcase, but make sure you have a big enough hiding spot for her. These are the only issues I have with Alana, but they aren't deal-breakers by any means. To wrap it up, Alana is the best sex toy I've ever used. The price might be a little high but it's a worthwhile investment as it pays for itself quickly. It gives you a realistic sexual experience without all the drama and hassle. I can also highly recommend Alana for people in long distance relationships or for couples who want to experiment with threesomes.
Heart was racing when I opened it
Recently finished with my ex girlfriend as it was just so much bull**** with it when I purchased this I was a bit hesitant but when it arrived I opened it and oh my god when I laid eyes on it my heart was racing immediately lubed Myself up its so realistic bouncy ass even nicer than my ex’s and it doesn’t do me any wrong
Juicy big ass
I managed to snap this up part of a sale and had a few discount codes so got it mega cheap compared to retail price. This was the first mega ass and vagina masturbator I had this size. Lovehoney were super at packaging discreetly and quick delivery. Come to opening the box you are greeted by the humongous curves and arse which is a huge turn on! The item is quite heavy and rigid so is very good for any position. Come to actually getting down to action with it I found it is very realistic and the arse just claps as thrusting. When cleaning this product I feel this is a huge let down to the product, there is no clear instructions inside and is quite difficult to clean without proper instructions. There is a small hole at the front in which water got in and made the foam inside wet and never dried out which potentially would go moldy! I sent the product back to lovehoney and got full refund, lovehoney are very generous at accepting items back and cannot fault them for the service
Fucking Amazing
I give the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator 10 stars. I cannot thank the creators at Pipedream Products enough for the best invention ever created. I was very hesitant about purchasing this product, but after discussing the matter with a few buddies, they suggested it would do me good, and they talked me into it. I am so grateful they did. After the first use I had absolutely no regrets. It is worth every cent and probably the best investment I’ve made in myself. If you do the calculations on how much you spend on a date, this baby pays for itself after just a couple of uses. As a single guy who does not have a steady partner for release, this is the best thing available. I do not use it every day, but when I do, WOW!!! I can use it and fuck it in any way and position desired. The weight is perfect: light enough for easy manageability, and heavy enough for realism; doggie style or cowgirl, the weight pushes back to fuck you back. A guy can always easily relieve himself with a hand job. However, for ultimate sexual tension release, you cannot beat the physical, psychological, physiological, and dare I say (to some degree) emotional realistic sexual pleasure of penetration and fucking this provides. Mount it on top of a “body” of pillows, unleash your fantasies, let your imagination run wild, and your masturbatory experiences will be elevated to another level; from mere masturbation to the most realistically fantastic, solo fuck-session you can imagine. I highly recommend it to any guy – single or partnered – who needs to find an extra source for sexual outlet or just spice up his sex life or masturbatory experiences. As men we all have needs, wants, and desires. There is no need to feel embarrassed, ashamed, guilty or apologize for having them, for taking care of them, or for how we take care of them. I stand by this that I am posting this review with my real name; no alias or anonymous. If you are considering purchasing it, leave all hesitations behind, and go for it. Believe me, I guarantee you will not regret it. Yuri Batres, Los Angeles, CA
Not for the smaller man
As you can probably tell, I have not had much luck with my purchase. I have a shorted than average penis, but I wouldn't consider myself small, however I found myself lacking the length to use this toy properly, or at all. I was also disappointed with the realistic feel not being very deep, if you grab the ass you can easily feel the hard inside structural material.
First-time serious sex toy for solo play
Okay if you're like me you've come here never having bought anything like this before ( or maybe a stroker or similar), the modern realistic manikins are maybe too expensive or seem a step too far. Maybe you've been kicked to the curb after how many years or social isolation is stopping any pleasure seeking? Don't wanna feel desperate but missing "spoons" or whatever. I was there, I ordered this and far out its good..it's a really realistic bum, a proper soft pliable ass. It'll leave you feeling the way no handshandy or stroker can, that real buzzy post sex high rather than mere relief. Lovehoney ARE superdiscreet , the postal box was just a big plain box. The actual product box? Its selling whats inside so heads up have plans on where to hide or dispose if discretion is required. The Alana itself is nicely hefty so I guess your working both arms now and not one or two wrists. Feels real, nicely firm yet yielding. You'll obviously need lube and some caution as to how you treat it as its realism relies on materials that require some care. Cleaning properly is a must. I'm really happy with the product and LHs service..zero worries. In fact the only reason I'm writing this is that you might be like me, needing to NOT play the whole dating thing at the moment for whatever reason. So do your mental and emotional health a favour and 'please yourself'. You can easily burn this much money on a night out or a nice meal, so honestly this saved time & hassle & above all takes the pressure off. You'll be a more chilled bloke for it, which will help when you meet Miss Right or even Miss Right-Now... just have it well hidden from all but the keen and understanding :P
Three way (in a box)
Well, Lovehoney (I believe Thrust is a LH brand?) got it so right, but at the same time so wrong! What on earth was the thinking behind a white and orange box with either a large picture, or the words 'ribbed vagina and ass' printed on it? Needless to say the box was disposed of quickly (with fire). Now, as a couple, we've been lucky enough to experience a few FFM threesomes. These, despite being amazing, are a monumental amount of effort to find and come with their own issues. Alana is the closest you're going to get without all of that. Our couple's sessions with the toy are fantastic. I won't get too graphic here but you can certainly enjoy an array of positions and sensations. The toy is firm yet soft, it feels really real. Thankfully the internal texture isn't too intense (I find Fleshlight toys to be great until orgasm, then they're just too much) and it's about as lifelike as you're going to find. Cleaning is a bit of a pain and we've adopted the shower hose technique mentioned by others then a long period of drying. I'm half expecting to leave Alana drying in the bathroom one day when family/friends visit. Oh, the toy isn't small either. Wherever you're thinking of hiding this thing, think bigger.
Favourite purchase
I'll hold my hands up and admit this is my favourite purchase, The size and feel of this masturbator is very life like, the bum and waist of this toy make using it very immersive, it is both soft and firm. The Vagina and ass do not share the same texture which only makes this toy better. The versatility of the toy only adds to the immersion, using it hands free or hands on changes your experience, even moving the toy around and changing it's position (i.e flipping it over) changes how it feels, it's a shame the base is flat as this could have made this experience so much better. However, I feel like this toy has been a gateway, leaving me wanting more to play with... sex dolls with more features. As much as I have doted on this toy cleaning is a pain due to its size, its hard to tell if you have cleaned it properly after each use (using a shower-head on it has been my strategy). Gateway
Life's too short to use your hands
There's no doubt that this is a great product. The weight and size of the masturbator keeps it steady to let you thrust in and out, which obviously results in a much more realistic, natural and satisfying experience. Masturbating by thrusting is a real game changer for me - the only disappointment is that I didn't have this sooner! The canals themselves feel great - sometimes I find masturbators to be overly tight and thus a bit uncomfortable, especially on orgasm - but these are perfect. About as close to the real thing as I could imagine its possible to make. The product is expensive, but at the same time is great value - torsos and other similar products are usually much more costly. For any man who masturbates, this is a great investment. Why waste your time using your hands any longer?
Very happy I used it 3 times on the first day LOL only thing I didn't like was the cleaning I would have preferred a hole all the way though so it could be flushed out as I don't know if the tunnels connect to the back which seems to be filled with a weird fome
Orgasm for days
This sex toy is the best for any male as you can do doggy style anytime you want just keep in mind this thing is a monster. While using it the toy is very heavy so its weighted very well so shouldn't move and you can use it absolutely hands free which is a bonus or you can grab its realistic ass. Both ass and pussy is great and you can easily switch between the 2 in seconds For washing just stick a shower head near holes and then let air dry then just pour fleshlight powder on it and brand new.
OMG
This toy is the best toy to get from lovehoney I have just received it today as of writing this review 13th sep and I have used it already I got really excited to use it and I did the feel of it's amazing and u can swap from pussy to arse without hassle abit heavey and the package it came in is huge Overall deffo worth the money
Fantasy threesome
So...my mermaid and i like to act out our fantasies in the bedroom...so when she asked how we could make one of mine a fun experience for the 2 of us...i suggested we try Alana as we had already got quite a few toys for us both. Wow....when we open the box we were both impressed at how amazing this product looked and felt. After reading the do's n dont's on how to look after it...we decided to make a date night at the weekend to try it out. Role playing as you do...my Mermaid introduced Alana to me as the girl i could share with her...she had even popped a pair of pink g string panties on her! The feel of this product is amazing...and felt like we were actually with another person...we had lots of fun and the fantasy of a threesome was incredible...we definitely recommend this if you want to enjoy a similar fantasy...but dont want to actually share each other with another person!
Great to use with VR porn
I have an Oculus Go and VR porn is simply amazing on it. However, i was seriously bothered by the lack of touch aspect, and felt i absolutely had to get something to fix this issue. Then i stumbled upon this toy. I have to say that the canals themselves are not the best here, in my personal experience. Their inner texture and angle could be designed a bit better. The texture is not particularly special and feels a bit dull, also the angle of the canals could be set a bit less toward the "stomach" of the toy, i feel that it goes slightly too downward in angle. Might be just me though. I also have major issues with erectile dysfunction, but have found a GREAT alternative way to use this... Since i'm unable to actually penetrate the toy for the most part, i simply rub myself with it. Works great, i find i can satisfyingly rub myself with this in all the main positions. In fact, i totally prefer to use it in this way, instead of using the holes. So if you find yourself a bit disappointed with the canals or have issues with getting and staying hard, this is a truly great alternative way to use this toy. To conclude, this is a great product. Realistic to the touch, realistic size, realistic and stable weight. I personally feel that the canals could be designed a bit better with better texture and especially a bit more natural angles, but it's not a big deal since you can also use this toy in other ways. I'm already planning to buy another one, once this one gets worn out. 4/5 from me.
Great time with Alana
I was recommended this product by my friend after he found out me and my girlfriend were having some issues in the bedroom. Alana was the perfect size for me and gives me a fantasticly realistic sensation. The product was also very easy to clean and store, god forbid my girlfriend finds it!
It's worth it - very realistic
Bought this during Lovehoney's mega sale this week alongside some other things. It arrived in the post in four boxes (a double outer box for everything. Then this had its own outer box and then the box from the manufacturer). I am pleased they did all of that as I was a little worried about possibly the box bursting open or something as this is heavy. Of everything I bought it was this I tried first. And it is totally realistic. I could give a blow by blow description but what more is needed than this. I would say buy yourself an Oculus Go and some VR porn and you would be in seventh heaven with this. The comments on another review about the holes being too small to penetrate. I did not find this. But they are realistic so you will not be able to to do Anal unless totally rock solid ready for it.
This product is amazing
What can I say once I had alana no one else would do for me,a bit off lube and I was ready to go, so warm tight and realistic made me cum in seconds looking forward to adding tal to the collection..i would recommend any one to try her and have fun
Wow
I am not really in the habit of writing reviews - but my experience of the past 48 hours has changed all that! I have owned a Fleshlight - which was average to say the least and my wife and I had various vibes/dildos which proved great fun. She has since passed away. So, I found myself looking at Alana and upon reading the excellent reviews was impressed. It was pricey but decided to take the risk a treat myself. Was sceptical about 'order today and get by tomorrow'. Kept up to date on site and was told this morning it would be here 'between 7.47 and 11.47' Please try and be more precise!! Sure enough 'she' arrived at 10. Opened the excellent and very discreet packaging to reveal the most realistic and very appealing 'Alana' I'll skip on a bit. OMG - what a product!! Suffice to say had a wonderful time, reaching the most awesome climax I have had - probably ever!! Utterly Fantastic in every way. Easy and Superb to use - VERY realistic - most unbelievable feel - in both holes. The vagina lips are amazing - very lickable! swear I heard Alana sighing. Washed through with shower nozzle and she dried whilst I was out for 4 hours. I have to confess - I have just made her all messy again! ABSOLUTELY Amazing! Yes - she's quite heavy but that is a plus as it makes her stable and SO realistic. I found cleaning very easy in the shower. Service simply EXCELLENT. Well Done LH. I will definitely be back to LH for some more excellent product and service.
Best sexy toy ever
Okay so I bought this about a week ago and could not wait to get it. OMG when I did receive the box it was a massive brown box haha kinda hard to hide from the wife but luckily I did haha but after opening this thing my Dick got immediately hard this thing so so real this ass is squishy and firm just like a real womans. I lube myself up and OMG it feels SO GOOD I never came so hard in my life felt like fucking a real woman I never use a sex toy like this before usually just the hand masturbaters but this thing is AWESOME please buy 😍
Great
It was much larger than i expected and has some weight to it. The skin feels pretty close to the real thing and honestly it makes a good pillow too. Both holes were very tight..lube is a must.. I think it was a good investment and i cant wait to get a new toy from this site.
Very horny
Me and my bloke wanted this to roleplay a threesome scenario without the issues with a third human!! It hasn't disappointed at all. It looks so realistic as he's fucking her. I love it, he loves it. So many positions and scenarios to play out. Well worth the money. The arse cheeks are very slappable! It's a yes from us!
Wow wow
The product was delivered quickly and in a discreet manner. When you get Alana out she feels amazing, her arse is very very firm. The weight is great and feels very sturdy in your hands, the details to her arse and vagina were good. Now this item is not easy to hide so be mindful where you keep it. When using Alana both holes feel great her arse feels very tight and her vagina is tight to. On first time use I did it was amazing and felt great but you do need alot of lubricant in order to get in, but once in wow.
Alana's booty
The parcel: Bought this and wow was the box big! Unlike other purchases of mine, keeping eyes off the unwrapped plain box lovehoney put it in was a mission. It's bright orange and white with a big picture on the side so discretion is advised. Given it's weight, I'm happy to report it arrived intact. The product outside: Just shy of lifesize, both firm and squishy, nice to grab and hit into, all you want on the outside! Big thumbs up!! Like banging a supermodel who's focused on squats. The product inside: Accomodates your manhood, brutally honest, I was disappointed having previously bought the other thrust medium size toys, the canal texture lacks bumps and nodules like you'd find in the others which are amazing!! Other things: Would advise taking in the shower to clean Think about where your gonna put it when not in use Think about delivery, unless your missus is a shotputter, I doubt she'll get this from the doorstep inside. Worth getting if your into doggystyle but she isn't - this was me :)
Deep in ass
Hi all ever since this came out I was interested in trying it as a master bastion aid as well as takening the hassell of sorting a real threesome out it can be used jurying a simulated role play of a threesome which is every mans fantasy and and a understanding other half.this product didn’t disappoint it was deep and tight used with water base lube it rock back and forth like a real pussy would from the doggy position and the ass is even tighter inch makes you come a lot quicker.not just a solo toy its a must for a needy coupleready to experience new thing.
Enjoyable
The weight is a little off-putting but it is a great, you can't just discreetly put it anywhere if you know what I mean. But other then that i love it. You can put her in and out of underwear. Bottom line Loads of fun and well worth it
Whole lot of ass
First of all shes not discreet you can't keep it on your shelf if you know what I mean. Packaging was excellent as was the delivery. I was eager to look at my new purchase and soon had her out of the box and onto the bed. She looked and felt lifelike and has an ass that's begging to be slaped. I should also say that she can ware panties and I've had fun putting and taking them off. The whole experience with alana has been mind blowing and I look forward to many more
Very Lifelike
First impressions, this is very realistic and life like. It is early days, but so far I am very impressed, the feel and touch both internally and externally once up to room temperature it is very good idea. Use a good amount of lube for best results I think I was bit too sparing, despite reading the instructions so don't make the same mistake there. Looking forward to many more sessions with this new toy.
Thrust Alana waste of money due to loosened holes - my review revision
I have started in this game by my first purchase of a low cost product called pocket pussy Eva from thrust,. I must say it delivers 200% better quality experience with its nice texture and tighter hole compared to this big monster product Alana. I had made a mistake of writing my previous review on Alana in just 1 day after my first session with her. After 2 more sessions with Alana, I have found serious issue with her both pussy and Ass holes. I initially realised that pussy is slightly loose, but Ass is nice and tight but in my 2nd and 3rd session, I see that product has below design problems. 1. Loose pussy hole and not so good texture also. If you don't have big, thick and long, you feel it's very loose and just getting more loose in 2-3 use only 2. I felt Ass was nice and tight, not super tight like real ass, but was better than pussy, but difficult to insert into ass except doggy. 3. Most important and biggest problem is the angle of both holes, trying doggy on pussy is very difficult to insert if you have slight tummy and can't see or found the right hole to duck into. Ass might be easy to find in doggy position of this toy. Overall the slope and angle of big butts and its weight pushes it back and not stable if you use in bed.. Spring mattress. By the time you keep trying to balance Alana and find the hole your irection is gone.... Totally frustrated with this trial and error Good things I still liked is nice booty shape, nice thick thighs, spanking on her butts and that sound, keep looking her butts and holes, feeling of the material all very nice. Overall I feel, if it's not good in terms of giving you mind blowing pleasure of real feel intercourse, it's not worth buying it just to carry a 7 kg weight every night. I did lot of research on the products including Pipedream fuck my silly and Alana, was very exited that I will own my GF Alana and spent nights of pleasure, but her loose holes, lack of good ribbed texture and her angle of entry is big disappointment for me. It's not lovehoney's fault, but it's a Thrust product design issues, I wish Lovehoney does some good solution for me. I know moneyback or refund may not be possible, at least I get this replaced by some better product, otherwise I lost my money on it. This ass will be used only for spanking on her booty and just compare with the booty of nice girls which I see on London underground everyday.... Request Lovehoney or Thrust to do needful improvements in product and give me a chance to test the improvements. This is for benifit of company reputation and its customers like me. Update : Just now as of writing this review, I have got my new flashlight delivered from Lovehoney, Praying to god that it has super tight hole and satisfies me. Otherwise, this will be end of game and no masterbation product purchase in my life. Instead I can put my efforts in finding real girlfriend. Thanks, CP
Alana is Real Girlfriend
Thank you Lovehoney for offering me such a fantastic toy, lucrative discounted price due to offers for repeat customer. Wonderful service in discreet packaging and on time delivery. Now on Alana. This is my 3rd product, 2nd toy after Eva pocket pussy and 2nd order big value order from me to Lovehoney. Now on the Alana product, its very heavy, nice 8 kg approx weight, very nice realistic shape and texture. Enjoy spanking her round booty and wow that sound... Love it. Nice pussy lips, wide open, super tight backside hole... Be careful with your nails, that can scratch the skin of Alana. I just had one session with Alana only in one doggy position, want to try out another positions also but do to lack of privacy in my shared apartment, I hardly get time to spend with Alana. I am married male, living without my wife and family in London so I need Alana and also Eva (my pocket pussy that gives me equal pleasure). I noticed few good and bad things. Good things 1. Packing and delivery.. Very discreet, My flatmates saw me bringing this huge heavy mighty box to home and still wondering what I could have ordered or brought home.. 😀 😀 😀 2. Alana is good size, I wish the booty could be bigger, wider 42-44 size instead of 36-38 size it has. I love bigger bubble butts. Her rounds and curves perfect. Both holes are nice and tight, but I liked Ass better and super tight then her pussy hole. Pussy hole is slightly loose as my shaft is not very thick. Its normal. Main hole could be more tight. 4. Pipedreams Fuck my silly bubble butt was my first thought and choice, but was expensive then this and moreover very heavy 32lbs so I had to drop that idea of FMS bubble butt. But I would say its a best if you afford the price and have place to hide it. Bad things (per my situation and experience) -Alana is difficult to hide if you are living with family or shared accommodation it's bit of a problem. -Talking it to shower to wash or clean is a slight hassle due to size and weight. Difficult to hide from your roommates - Slightly awkward slop of her back and difficult position to insert if you want to use it on your spring mattress.
Care Instructions Needed
Like everyone else on here, I'm a fan of Alanna's plump booty. How could you not be? It's a lot of fun pushing into it and if you're feeling lazy you can just bounce her butt against your hips and she rocks back and forth, doing most of the work herself. Her pussy is not super tight, which might be a concern for people with less girth, but I enjoy it. One thing that bothers me about this product is that there's no maintenance or care instructions that came with it. This was the first toy I have ever purchased, so I wasn't really sure how to care for it. It is pretty expensive, so I was concerned about taking care of it properly. I looked online for instructions, though I found them inadequate. As the video on here recommends, I brought Alanna to the shower to rinse her but you can't simply rinse the toy under the water - I found if the water stream is too strong it will erode away the flesh. The pussy is especially sensitive to erosion and can be eroded by water falling at 6 inches from a cup. I tried to stretch the holes and feed the water in but this seems to erode the corners and promote cracks. There are no instructions on how the toy functions - i.e. there's a little depression on the far end and I read somewhere that covering it during use can cause tearing (in other toys, not sure about this one specifically). But if something as trivial as covering a hole can cause problems, why is there no caution warning about this or further description? I found it difficult to dry the inside of the toy. Leaving it out to dry doesn't work - the inside will never dry. Again, a few options recommended by random people online were to flush the inside with rubbing alcohol (though I have no clue how that might react with the skin), to use a chopstick wrapped in a cloth (works pretty well but you have to be careful not to puncture the material), or to blow air through the holes. Again, no care instructions so the buyer is on their own here. I've tried my best to keep my toy well-maintained but, needless to say, after 4 or 5 uses the pussy tore at the bottom. After looking online, tears seem to be pretty common and yet I couldn't find any manufacturer recommendations on how to prevent them or deal with them once they've happened. I have to give this product 5 stars for feeling, but 1 star for durability, mainly because the manufacturers have dropped the ball.
Mind-blowing
Once I had ordered this I couldn't wait to try it out and here is my review of this magnificent product. Packaging: The package arrived in a discreet plain sealed box via LH's 24hr tracked delivery service so a definite 10/10 there. Product: To me this bad girl feels absolutely real like I mean real real. Her soft big ass has a nice soft fleshy touch and is great for giving the occasional slap (although I don't personally do this) if that is what you like to do. Alana has 2 entrances fully ribbed and textured for you to insert yourself into for the ride of your life and at first they may feel a little tight but they will loosen as the product is used. Also I do have to mention she is one heavy ass to lift from one place to the other but shouldn't be too much trouble. Usage: Now as I mentioned at the start I couldn't wait to try this baby out so i lubed up with the 250ltr bottle of water based lubricant I ordered as well with the product and i actually had to apply quite a bit so i was fully prepared. once ready and lubed to go I inserted myself and just could not believe what I was feeling. The tingling sensation of pleasure was all i was feeling and i just couldn't get enough of it that I just let it out. I cummed like never before and once i had finished my penis was rigid and super smooth and bumpy. Clean-up and storage: I found it very hard at first to lift the item to the bathroom but when i finally got it there I was able to clean it and found that the best method was using the shower hose to hose all the cum out. Just be careful not to get water in the hole at the other end as you could risk damaging the toy. I found the easiest way to hide/store this product was to keep it in it's box stored away in a place only you can access like your cupboard if you only are allowed in your room otherwise it's a personal choice Overall rating and other notes: Out of the 5 stars you can rate this product I am rating it 5 as it was the best level of pleasure I had ever felt. I would definitely recommend this to all those who want the real deal (although I'd buy it if I were you during offers/discounts like I did. that way it's not as expensive lol)
Pretty fun
So I decided to upgrade my Fleshlight to something bigger! I'd seen the Pipedream FMS Bubblebutt and decided I wanted a butt toy. I hadn't had any experience buying anything like this before, so really struggled to make a decision on what to buy. As Alana was far cheaper than any other life size butts on the market, and seemed to have a lot of positive reviews, I thought I'd give her a go. Pros The size is great, it's quite a kick to have a life size ass down beneath you - this aspect of it I really love. The feel as you're fucking her is very nice. I have an average 5-6 inch uncut cock, and Alana's pussy and ass is certainly enough to make me cum. The weight is perfect - it really gives the feel of a real ass. Cons The bump at the top of her ass crack! It might not matter to some, but I really don't like this. It's probably there to stop the material tearing, but it looks quite unsightly and reminds you it's not a real bum. It doesn't jiggle as much as I'd hoped. Having seen the ads for the more expensive Pipedream equivalent, I was hoping it would jiggle a bit more...however, it does feel nice to the touch. It's quite difficult to get warm - I'm yet to establish whether you can submerge the whole thing in the bath, but my gut feel is you can't. It looks like the air hole at the top goes through to a non-waterproof centre. All in all, it's a very fun product that certainly does the job, and I much prefer it to the fleshlight - and for the price, I'm certainly willing to overlook the cons. It's also convinced me that I'm a big fan toys like this. However, if it broke tomorrow (which looks unlikely as it's very study) I might look to try something else. In summary, if you're on a budget - this is a great one to buy.