Smooth, powerful, and oh so discreet, Secret Agent is the ideal toy for arousal on the go. Perfect for those who can’t resist a saucy secret, this remote-control love egg can be worn as you go about your day. Egg-spect the unexpected.
Slip it inside and let the rumbly vibrations thrill your hot spots, whether you keep the fun to yourself or let your lover take control. Shhh, we won’t tell if you don’t. Secret Agent is USB rechargeable, totally waterproof, and features a handy travel lock, so you can take it with you wherever you please.
Coat your egg with water-based lube before insertion.
Supprise
Put it in and then turn it on changing vibration pattern with the press of a button vibrator in as well to increase the sensation
Way too strong
Wanted a discreet toy to use as a bit of fun in public with my partner but the vibrations were way too strong and way too loud, it was more uncomfortable then pleasurable
Love egg
Very surprised it wasn't as exciting as I thought it would be. Didn't reach the orgasm I was hoping for
Nothing secret. . . . .
If you are wanting a little bit of discrete, secret fun, do not buy this. It's noisier than a model railway going through a tunnel!!!!
Lovehoney
Great products, really have enjoyed them
Secret Agent
Safe with a strong string. Many settings to find the right vibration. Remote also uses same cable, so a second cable would have been handy. Vibration is loud, even when inside, so not discrete enough for anything but private play.
Secret love egg
Bought as a present for my partner, was definitely a present that has been enjoyed by both of us numerous of times.
The right size for beginners even though it looks bigger in person than on pictures.
The different vibrations and patterns makes it one of the best toys out there. Can be changed from fast and thrilling to slow and calm with a simple click of the button.
Has been used by the both of us together and by the both separate. Amazing toy for couples and singles.
Has not been used in public yet as the toy does seem a bit loud, so feeling a little anxious about that.
Other than the noise, would give 10/10.
Little pocket rocket
Haven't taken this egg-siting little toy out yet but after a demo in the bedroom, we can say its got some power behind it. It does seem a smidgen on the noisy side but will see when we are out and about 😁
Weekend
It's very quiet and works very well
Poor craftsman ship
The string began fraying after first few weeks of use
love egg
brilliant , great fun
Too noisy and a bit on the bulky side
Bought this as a bit of a tease, thinking I could spice things up on a night out with my other half - first issue there is its really noisy so defo going to draw attention. . . secondly, its a bit bulky so not discreet as I was expecting - you definitely know its there. Personally even without those drawbacks, it didn't do anything for me but that's maybe just my anatomy!
Fun for both of us!
I added this to my basket without giving it too much thought as it was on offer and I thought might be fun to try something new… I was not disappointed. I had decided to surprise my husband with it when we were due a weekend away but decided to try it out first so I knew how it worked. The egg was easy to insert with some lube you just have to make sure you turn it on before hand so the light is on. Once inside the power all comes from the remote. I was quite shocked (in a good way) once I turned it on at the powerful vibrations. There are several different settings and I quite like mixing it up throughout. Safe to say I was impressed and had a VERY good time testing it myself. The real fun came when me and my husband were out for drinks on our weekend away and without saying anything I just handed him the remote after a quick trip to the bathroom to insert the egg. It didn’t take him long before he realised what it was and it didn’t take us long before the intense build up got too much and we both quickly went back to the hotel. The egg has been a fun addition to the bedroom as well as out and about. It does feel quite loud but probably not as obvious as you think. After this we are tempted to see what other similar products are available to spice things up. I think for me the real appeal of this was the remote and giving full control to someone else…
Unable to finish, let alone start
Now this could just be my anatomy but as the caption says, it doesn't do anything for me. I enjoy penetration so I assumed this would be wonderful but i cant feel it at all up there. The vibrations are intense so maybe I'm not hitting the right spots. The remote is great but as said by other commenters, it needs an off button. Its very loud outside but inside less so, still loud though compared to my other vibrator. Easy to clean but the thin crevasse in the centre worries me that bacteria can get stuck in there.
Fantastic product
Heat products would highly recommend
Great but needs an off switch on the remote!
Great idea at an affordable price but really easy to confuse holding down the button to switch it off and clicking too quickly/ending up in the next strongest setting- very easy user error. Would be a 10/10 if it had an off button as well as the existing on button and settings.
Love egg
Bought this for the wife and took it away on a weekend away and surprised her with it she could not get enough of it
Sensational
This love egg has a great variety of vibrations. This doesn’t hit the spot for me or bring me to O, but it gives me the sensation I need to get me in the mood especially with it being so discreet. It’s not overly loud but isn’t the quietest, simple design and very easy to use
Secret Agent Remote Control Love Egg
Bought this to enhance our sex life, a little, it’s a good size, although a little noisy, so difficult to utilise on nights out😉. We’ve enjoyed using it so far.
Excellent
Very powerful, my girlfriend loved it, lots of fun
Discreet and pleasurable
This little gem is not my favourite toy that I have but it's certainly the most excitable toy I have. It's small enough to take away on holiday in my makeup bag and the wee control is small enough to keep in your purse. It's fun and exciting and can be quite teasing when my partner has control of it and I'm the one using it.
It's so smooth so easy to insert and the string makes it easy to take out.
It is easy to clean and easy to storage.
love egg
Would highly recommend… comfortable and easy to use. Definitely heightened pleasure as my partner controls the vibrations… good round from both of us
The product came and so did I
Best orgasm ever
Freebie fun
This little device came free with some other stuff I purchased and omg it's brilliant. First time useing this type of toy so wasn't sure what to expect. I started of using it as a extra hand during a erotic massage just tracing it over my partner then when she was all warmed up i poped it in side her while I carried on with the massage. It's such a nice elegant size and causes no discomfort leaving us to carry on with some oral sex. We tried a few vibrating settings and the slow to fast pulsating was the best initially then the constant vibrating was best to reach orgasum.
Overall this it quit a good toy we got it for free however I'd say it's not over priced for the fun you can have with it.
It's a elaget sleek design and not to big. Great for foreplay.
And has a great selection of functions to try.
amazing product
good quality item overall with many different vibrator settings
What's that buzzing?
The egg itself is incredible fun either by yourself or with your partner. However, if you are looking for something discreet, try another product. I am so glad we played around with it at home rather than straight into public, because when that thing gets going, it is LOUD.
After the hunt was over i wished these two yolks were more on the same page
Scrambled , a litlle jumpy , kinda made a bit of a mess , no biggie worth the clean up . Filled my easter basket with Excitement , needs more stamina = Battery slow charging
Fun and flirty
It’s a cute design and easy to use and insert. The different vibrations are fun, especially the pulsating one. The battery lasts a good amount of time and the remote is easy to use.
It hasn’t made me orgasm (yet) but definitely makes me very horny.
Great little product!
The wife certainly enjoys it when this comes out the drawer. Good battery life and easy to operate.
Very disappointed
Thought we would try these out, but they are so loud even when inside, they are unusable. They also provided my wife with no real sexuwl stimulation, other than vibrating internally. Don't waste your money. Buy an alternative you'll use more than once.
Secret Agent Remote Egg
This was purchased as an additional piece of fun for my wife on a play date. Boy did it work out fantastic for both her and me. She ended up coming multiple times as I kept turning it on and off by the remote whilst we were both in and outside of the restaurant. Thoroughly recommend.
Sexy
Amazing product and super fun
Good but not great
The idea of this and the fun handing over the remote was the best part. Not as intense as I assumed and after using it a few times not a fan
Great little toy
This was a surprise gift that we both enjoyed.
Discreet fun
Great fun to use, very discreet and powerful whilst being quiet.
Have used it a few times out shopping and in town. Partner found it Comfortable to wear and brought a big smile. Definitely recommended for adventurous fun
Disappointed
Super loud
Spoilt the fun planned
Very pleasurable item . Also rekaxing after use . Shame it’s a bit too noisy for partner use in quiet public places
give it a go :)
its quite an interesting product as i have never tried something like this before. the design is super pretty and the set up and use is very simple, the instruction manual is very clear.
for internal use, can't really orgasm from it, but the feeling is very nice and thrilling to use with my partner. regarding the noise, its like a thrumming you can hear when its inside, but externally, the device is quite noisy. with that said it is a very strong vibrator.
id say the remote can reach a few meters e. g. if you were to walk away and go to the end of the street, youd lose connection with the remote.
Amazing
I bought this for my best mates missis as a secret Santa gift. . it was used that very eve when we were all out for a bit to eat and a pub crawl. She gave it a 5/5 🤣🤣
Was looking to be adventurous
The egg itself is easy to use. Easy to insert & retrieve. But sadly did nothing for me when inserted. It’s better as a mini clit vibrator
Lovehoney Secret Agent Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg Review
Design: 5/5
The Lovehoney Secret Agent Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg boasts a sleek and ergonomic design that fits comfortably, making it a perfect companion for both solo adventures and intimate moments with a partner. Its smooth silicone surface adds a touch of luxury, while the discreet shape ensures it can be used anywhere—no one will ever know your secret!
Ease of Use: 4/5
This love egg is remarkably user-friendly. The remote control allows for effortless operation, letting you or your partner control the vibrations from a distance. The intuitive buttons make switching between settings a breeze, ensuring that you can focus on what really matters—pleasure!
Quality: 5/5
The quality of this product is impressive. Made from body-safe materials, it feels soft against the skin and is easy to clean. The rechargeable feature also means you won't be constantly replacing batteries, which is a huge plus in terms of convenience and sustainability.
Orgasm Rating: 5/5
This love egg delivers powerful sensations that can lead to intense orgasms. With various vibration settings, it’s easy to find the perfect rhythm that suits your desires—whether you prefer gentle pulsations or strong vibrations, it has something for everyone!
Value: 5/5
Considering its performance and build quality, the Lovehoney Secret Agent offers excellent value for money. It combines functionality with pleasure, making it a worthy investment for anyone looking to enhance their intimate experiences.
Vibration Strength: 5/5
The vibration strength is impressive! It offers a range from subtle to intense, allowing users to personalize their experience according to their mood and preferences. You’ll find that it can cater to both gentle teasing and powerful climaxing.
Quiet: 4/5
One of the standout features is its whisper-quiet operation. This discreetness allows you to enjoy your experience without worrying about unwanted noise, making it ideal for use in shared spaces or when privacy is essential.
What did you like about it?: 🤔
I absolutely loved the versatility of the Lovehoney Secret Agent! The remote control feature adds an exciting element of playfulness, whether you're using it alone or with a partner. The variety of settings kept things interesting and ensured that every session felt unique.
What didn't you like about it?: 😡
If I had to nitpick, I found that the remote could sometimes be slightly unresponsive at longer distances. However, this was only a minor issue and did not significantly detract from the overall experience.
Overall, how would you sum it up?: 😃
In summary, the Lovehoney Secret Agent Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg is an inspiring addition to anyone's collection of pleasure products. It combines quality design with powerful performance and user-friendly features, making it a must-have for those looking to explore new heights of intimacy. Whether you're flying solo or sharing with a partner, this love egg promises to elevate your pleasure journey to new levels!
It's ok I guess
I'd say 3. 5 stars but I rounded it down since we can't do halves.
Bit of a learning curve with this thing. I've used jiggle balls before and thought it would be like that.
Except I found this harder to keep inside me, and had to keep adjusting it.
It is not even remotely quiet and can be heard outside of my body when inserted (tested with my phone's microphone from across a room on the first setting).
The vibrations are nice, but couldn't make me orgasm by itself.
It's okay but nothing more
It's okay, insertable wise it doesn't do much for me but other stimulation its just another vibrator, wish I didn't buy it tbh
Pretty Good
Not tried it in public yet, but privately it’s a lot of fun. When alone I combine it with a small external vibrator to maximise ‘results’.
Not amazing
Loud, not very powerful
Unbelievable
First time buying a love egg and I have to say this is amazing. I've always gone for a rabbit however this gives unbelievable orgasms. I end up using it on the my clit as a bullet just wasn't doing it for me. Best decision I made buying this as for the first time in my life I squirted and I didn't think it was possible. Not very quiet so don't think I'd be able to use it out in public but it is my go to toy now.
Fun egg!
My wife loved this little (yet powerful) egg, and the remote control aspect just added to the fun!
Great fun but loud
This toy is great!! My husband loves turning me on with it and having full control of it!! But it’s so loud, so couldn’t be used discreetly (which was the plan for our anniversary get away). For the same price it’s great but I wouldn’t pay full price because of how loud it is! Great fun and does the trick!
For bedroom or at home use this good. I wouldn't recommend for outside of home as it does have a little more noise than I would like.
Incredible vibrations!
My boyfriend bought this toy for us to try and it was amazing! As a first time user of any toy that goes fully inside I was a little nervous however it has a loop on the end of the toy that makes it so easy to take out! What made this toy stand out for me was it’s incredibly strong vibrations and various patterns, they’re amazing! Overall I would highly recommend this product to use with a partner or solo!
Fantastic Toy
My wife loves this. So many vibrating modes! Easy to insert and remove. If you take your time, there is room for the egg and a cock which is very hot.
Did absolutely nothing for me…
The buzz is powerful and the remote control element is a great idea but for me it didn’t do anything….i was hoping for the table grabbing moment when my partner started it but just nothing. I kept it in to see if there would be some sort of build up but again nothing.
Shame really as the concept is brilliant.
Works wonders
Would definitely recommend for first timers, brilliant vibration settings
My new favourite egg
I bought this as a treat for myself and a surprise for my husband.
The egg is rechargeable which I love as it saves finding replacement batteries etc.
The material itself is super smooth. The egg is easy to insert.
I placed the egg in before date night and gave my husband the remote on the way to the restaurant - safe to say we didn’t make it to dinner. The egg both turned us on so much that we couldn’t keep our hands off each other.
The egg is surprisingly powerful and gives the best vibrations! My husband loved the control aspect.
If you’re in two minds about buying this - just buy it! You really won’t regret it!
Only downside I think it can be on the noisy side if sat down.
Value for money
Versatile, efficient, definitely a go to item, no complaints so far
Great toy!
I love this egg so much that me and my partner got 2! One in each colour.. we use these on date nights and love them on a night out!! We can’t wait to get each other home and undressed. Great vibrations and can make me orgasm but not so intense it’s unusable in public. We tend to use it on the lowest intensity in public as it can be a little noisy if in a quiet place.
Very discreet
Good toy to use out and about without the worry of people knowing, vert discreet and very powerful vibrations
Rechargeable remote
Works as stated in the add0
First rc toy
This toy is an absolute game-changer! A necessary addition to every bedroom and any other place you choose to bring it! It's the perfect way to bring excitement to the mundane tasks of daily life, like doing dishes but is also perfect for foreplay. With its gentle vibrations, discreet remote, and easy-to-clean design, it's the ultimate remote control toy. Trust me, it was worth every penny! Don't hesitate, just get it and thank me later!
Too noisy and broke after 3 months
Quite loud if you’re wanting something quiet and after using a handful of times, it stopped working. The egg charges up and the lights are showing but when the remote control is pressed, there is no vibration
Cute but.....
A cute little gadget, has not met my expectations. Due to it's noise it's not discreet. Only lasting 40 minutes before going flat is frustrating.
Great
Powerful egg
This is pretty powerful. I find setting 2 gives a nice buzz.
Smiles all round
Partners knickers were soaked and her knees buckled. Most fun I've had grocery shopping
Powerful
The power of this took me by surprise thoroughly enjoyed using this with my partner. Only used in the house so far but I don’t think it would be noticeable somewhere busy as long as you can keep a straight face!
Had to google how to charge it up as it’s waterproof you just push the charger into it.
Good
I like the flexibility of the toy in that it can be used all over and controlled by remote
Not great
The smaller and cheaper version has a much better feel to it - vibration on the egg is to shallow and fast like a toothbrusg
a great purchase especially on sale
it's black sleek and usable on many levels for female or male stimulation my partner and I love it
SOOOO NOISY
Great product just very noisy
Legs shaking every time!
Bought this because I love feeling full and I needed to make my days more fun, super simple to use, just turn it on and pop it in.
Great size also, just big enough that it doesn't slip out and doesn't feel too big either.
Slipped it in when doing housework and kept it on low, it was like being teased the whole time! Turned it up high and had to hold onto something for dear life, so deeply intense it left me trembling for a good while after I'd cum.
Works great just on the clit too, nice and powerful and not too loud.
Trans inclusive too, simple design with multiple colour options available and no overly gendered packaging.
Just incredible
I've been wanting a toy like this for a while and honestly so glad that I got it it's a game changer.
Not for me
Nice packaging. Nice feel to both components....pretty in pink! But I'm missing something. It does absolutely nothing for me. No stimulation whatsoever when inserted and I am super tight!
I wish I knew how to make this deliver at least some sensations! I read reviews about women having orgasms! How on earth? Clitorally, I can well imagine, when used externally, but not vaginally.
I can also hear it very loudly buzzing. Does that mean people in my near vicinity can hear it too?
A real disappointment.
Great fun, super loud
Great fun, well made and the battery lasts longer than listed. It sadly won't be the subtle thing for playing on the go or in public - you can hear it vibrating from a good 10m away.
Discrete fun in public!
I loved wearing this out to dinner with my boyfriend who had the control. Really exciting as I didn’t know when he was going to turn it on, edging me the whole night!
Nice!
First time it felt weird, but now it feels good. My other half loves having control of the remote. When he changes the rhythm I love it!
should’ve been called The Pleasure Egg
was really good thanks
This product was something me and my partner were thinking about getting for quite a while, we want one of the ones that you control via your phone but thought this would be a good way to test the sensation of it and see if I enjoyed it before investing in something more expensive.
I can say for sure that I did! The settings on it are very varied and the waves it sends are amazing.
Great for beginners
Bought this as a cheeky birthday gift and my partner was not disappointed! Great for beginners, easy to use and lots of fun!
Woooohooooo!!
Worked wonders for me and my partner. If you’re in need of ‘spicing things up’ I highly recommend this.
Brilliant
Husband wanted one of these to play with me while we're out in restaurants/ pubs etc.. I researched fora while this one is really strong and rumbly instead of buzzy. We haven't tried it out of the house because it's really loud but I could just be paranoid. I love that the remote is rechargeable as well, I have a few toys that have remotes with batteries and it's very annoying when they run out!
Fun times ahead
Looking forward to a hot date and fun night
Fantastic little gadget
My mrs has had a fab time using this little pocket rocket, on the bus, on the train in the car and out in public. This device is spot on, birds horny all the time I couldn’t be happier. Invest you won’t regret.
Full body shake!
First time me and my partner have used a toy like this and it had spectacular results.
Her entire body was shaking after her big O; she was very satisfied!
SO. MUCH. FUN!!!
Well well well.. secret agent indeed! My husband surprised me with this and let's just say.. we had a very fun day in the shopping centre and he had a fabulous time! It's really soft to touch, lovely shape and just feels like luxury. Simple and easy to pop in and has a strong loop to pull it out too.
Right! On to the good bit.. the vibrations are incredible.. and there's LOADS of variations too which keeps you on your toes. The remote works from a good distance away, so if you're in the next room, you're still fair game for your partner! Honestly, it was SO much fun never knowing when the vibrations were gonna hit you, and when they're strong they're STRONG!
The only reason I knocked a star off is for me it didn't get me off from being inside.. it's a great toy to start off the fun but while you're walking around it gets too low inside you to really get you off.. however it works fab on top so if you do get to that point where you need to cum, you can just pull it out and rest it on top and it finishes the job.. made for a happy ride home from shopping!
Very loud
Fun!
Great toy to get you going or to amp up foreplay, created a lot of fun for both me and my husband! Quite loud though, so maybe wouldn't work for being out and about!
Love my egg!
Wanted to try something that was a bit of fun on the go! This did not fail to deliver. My partner and I had so many laughs and lots of sensations ❤️
Recharging remote controlled egg
This is a really fun product especially to start of with if ur looking for a little cheekyness with ur partner or even to use by ur self
Powerful
The product itself is great. Smooth and fun. The wife really enjoyed it and so did I having that control. It is a little on the loud side. I kind of wanted it for a bit of discreet fun outside but maybe would need tk find a bit louder setting than originally hoped for. Overall was very happy with it
Okay, but not amazing.
Decent for the price considering how expensive similar products are, but I was disappointed with the power level and it was pretty noisy.
Very nice
Gets the job done I actually prefer this with another external vibrator it’s nice on higher speeds but don’t really touch the mix speeds
Secret Fun
Purchased this little egg for a bit of fun whilst watching TV or doing chores around the house. Its only been used a couple of times but it definitely does the job of getting both in the mood.
The egg is a little smaller than expected, but with a bit of lube was very easy to insert and felt good once inside. It has a real nice soft but silky rubbery texture which is very nice and even easier to clean. The vibration levels are not enough to bring an orgasm by itself but on the highest levels you certainly need to stop and think about what you are doing :)
The remote control does have a limited range but we found that it was more than enough when in the same room, or adjacent but was not quite enough for different floor levels.
The noise levels are very very good, it was barely perceptible at max vibration when sat next to my partner so would have no issues in taking this out and about (cinema/restaurants etc).
Great foreplay and secret fun
I've used and recharged it multiple times, all the way to 0%, but it seems to work well enough! The use time is approximately 20-30 minutes, less on the higher settings, but it charges back up within an hour so can use it multiple times in the day. When inserted, it definitely feels like a bit of pressure like there's something there, and when turned on, it definitely does turn (me) on! I can't orgasm with it by itself, unfortunately, but we use it with my partner when I'm doing chores around the house and he wants me to be nice and wet in anticipation, ready for him later.
The sound can be a bit loud especially on the louder settings, but it's hard to tell if people would notice or not. I haven't used it in public so far yet.
Great little toy
I do love this, one small downside is its not as quiet as i thought it would be. But powerful for its size 🙈 great solo or for couples
good but a little loud
good for using with your partner or own your own, can definitely get the job done! and well! The only con is its a bit loud, even inserted
Does the job very good iam a solo user with it but it has stopped working on me and not had it long unfortunately which is a shame because sure turn me on and fast with it
great
Love using this to play with my girlfriend and she loves me using it on here as well. battery life is average, however, and has died on us a couple of times
Good quality
Once learnt where the recharging point was all plain sailing
Good egg
Wireless, good size, has a remote for a spicy adventure out if that's something you're into. Works as intended!
Not very secret!
Its a great thing, my wife likes it a lot, but could you really be out in public with it in?It's quite loud and easily heard.
We use it at home, watching a film, having a drink.I put it on for a few minutes at a time through the evening until she can stand no more and needs something more🙂
So much fun
Easy to use and great fun… just hard to work out how to charge
A fun add on
The vibration is good. Its only a 4 star for me as personally I find its better as an add on toy rather than used on its own. Easy to use. Fun vibrations to use all over the body. Struggled to find out how to charge the egg.
Love this! Works really well, easy to use and good amount of charge. Not quiet but strength is good!
Does the job
Great toy
This Was something we got so we could put it in a bad with out it showing when we visit a club it a great find
Crap instructions
Instructions are crap and the charging port on egg is covered in silicone. It's not clear how the charger plugs in. Eventually figured it out but it would have been useful in the manual!
Second Time Lucky
The first delivery did not function, but it was replaced immediately, no quibbling. The remote egg is great fun, sexy and exciting. My girlfriend went to the ladies and inserted i, the sat opposite me. She loved the sensations at 7 different levels as I switched through them. She had several intense orgasms, trying to control her facial expressions and her body. We both became incredibly horny, so when we got into the car........., and when we got back home.....
Good, strong vibe
Nice design. 1st egg and 1st time giving away the control. Works better as a clit vibe for me, maybe I'm just not putting it in far enough but it keeps getting pushed out. Powerful vibrations though and with OH controlling, it's gives a good variation when not expecting it
Love egg
This is my first time using one and I have to say it was in joyable thrilling pleasure.
Private use only
My boyfriend and I wanted to take the fun out in public, giving him the control.
The toy is described as discrete and great for public use, whilst yet it is small and easy to use. The noise alone is too loud for public, instant give away.
Very sexy
Other half loved it
Brilliant
Well wow. I slipped it in went out for dinner handing Husband the remote. Half way through my turkey he pressed the button I start to vibrate. He didn’t realise it had started so continued to press turning me up to full speed. The folk was chattering against my teeth. I ran to the bathroom falling against the cubical door only to have the most powerful uncontrolled orgasm of my life.
You get what you pay for
It’s LOUD! I was hoping to be able to use this outside of the bedroom however the noise it makes is unreal, no chance of using it anywhere but a private room
Very fun. Especially out in public, great fun for couples! Although if in a quiet setting does seem loud!
Brilliant fun
Made great fun and torment for the mistress to soak up 😍
So fun!
Definitely worth it and a lot of pleasure. A little louder than anticipated, but still super fun. The remote has a good distance too!
Not very good
Fun way to build sexual tension
This was a really great way to build sexual tension whilst out for dinner. It’s quiet enough that it can’t be heard in a restaurant but in a dead quiet room it sounds like a phone quietly vibrating in a pocket.
Replacement item due to different band being faulty
After a different model was purchased and was faulty out of the box, the live honey team were very apologetic and extremely quick to send out a replacement.
This little toy packs a punch and the vibration intensity even on the lowest setting my partner was in her element. Not sure if we could use in a public setting as she would be wriggling around like a worm.
Highly recommend. 5*
Feel it...
Feel it. You'll both love it! When inside her, places it between yourselves resting on her clit. With each thrust you'll both feel the vibrations. If you don't thrust, you can apply enough pressure & play around with the settings until you find her favourite. I love it, she loves it, feel it, it's great!
Great for the price
It’s still audible when wearing inserted in quiet places, but works very well. Externally also really good.
Pretty good!
This is fun once inserted but isn't quite big enough to stay inside, at least in my case.
Mrs loves it
Bought this to replace an overused 😂 broken one and the wife isn’t disappointed. Decent settings and not to noisy so all good.
Wow
Love this toy 😍, very powerful for its size, a partner can control it .. perfect for inside you or outside, apparently feels good to your partner too, first time trying this and wow 👌 my new best friend.
Too noisy to use in public
Thought this would be great to discreetly have some fun in public together. However there’s only 2 settings where it can’t be heard which is disappointing.
When the egg is inserted, it’s a good way to start turning you on but haven’t managed to orgasm with this alone.
However using it more as a vibrator externally definitely had the desired effect!
Sneaky little treat
Amazing! Love this! It's so quiet, not noticeable, comfortable, easy to use, use to clean and can wear it without anyone knowing! I let my partner use the controller vibrate settings while I enjoyed it.. this really spiced our evening up.
Adorable
It's super practical, fits really well, and just all-around adorable
Does the job
No problems with this at all. Impressed with how quickly it charges up.
Good Vibrations
Love this little egg! Nice design, good quality and packs some good vibrations! Was lovely to have inside me during foreplay and made me oh so ready for my man! The remote control is fun when I give it to my man cos I just don’t know when he is going to crank it up a notch and hit me with some high powered pleasure!! Give it a go! Good value product.
Great sensation, lacking range
Honestly I'll start by saying I definitely enjoyed this product sensation wise but it was initially purchased for the remote feature.
The product itself is easy to use and has a very sleek and smooth feeling design. The range of vibration strengths and patterns is a plus.
The only thing I felt let this item down a point was that the range wasn't much at all between the remote and egg so ultimately didn't work for what I needed it for. Will still enjoy it for other things though.
Love egg
My partner bought this for me it does everything it should amazing leg shaking orgasm's. Best toy ever
Perfect for the price
The only flaw is that you can hear it when sitting. But, when standing, it is completely silent!
Review
Good
It's worth the money! Having a great time with it. Especially in public!
Great little toy
We love this one, it's great to have control when you're not even touching your partner or the toy. The vibrations aren't the strongest but it's also not a big toy. You can place it inside or use it externally. Really easy to clean and not too invasive.
Powerful
Really good vibrations, good range of vibrations. Would have wished it was quieter so we can have fun in public but will still be great for the bedroom to mix things up a little
Doesn't get used.
Partner doesn't like it internally, finds it uncomfortable and irritating rather than pleasurable. Could be used externally, but not discreetly due to size and noise of vibration.
Fun for couples
My boyfriend wanted something he can control with a remote and decided on this. He loves using it, when you see someone enjoy something automatically makes you enjoy it more. It’s a great foreplay toy!
Great product
Amazing
We bought this for a bit of fun when we were out for an evening in a pub, it was a great evening.
An aperitif for better things...
Out of the box this vibrating egg feels like good quality, the materials feel nice to the touch. We read the instructions which included how to turn on the egg and cycle through the vibration patterns. There was no instruction for charging the two parts. We figured out the remote as that has an open port to place the charger. The egg on the other had had a small circle which looks like it can be removed (it can't). The charger just probes right through the middle of the circle (it appears as though there is no hole, trust me, there is. We managed to damage the first one which was replace by LH without questions.
We decided to use the egg at home for the first time. The OH placed the egg and passed me the remote. I pressed the remote and bang, there it was. We could both hear it over the sound of the TV. It wasn't too loud, although it does get louder as you go through the patterns.
She stated it doesn't hit the spots as such and she wouldn't be able to reach orgasm through it. What it did do though, is get her in the mood for more.
I would imagine this could be used in a noisy environment such as a bar or club but perhaps not somewhere quieter like a restaurant or cinema.
Overall good quality, mild vibrations and good as an aperitif for better things
Great toy
Perfect for date nights, hand hubby the remote and we know we're in for a good night. Comfy to wear, great sensations, good range. Would prefer if the controls started where you left instead if the beginning at the cycles. I'm really impressed as this is the first toy we've brought for 15 years and the standard has really improved in that time.
Too wide and hard for me
The toy was too wide and felt really uncomfortable. Sucks because we were looking forward to using this toy for date night.
Wow this little thing is so powerful. The vibration is intense and it sure worked to turn on my husband
Great toy!
Great, streamlined little toy. Love the soft surface texture. I really like the power, variety of vibrating patterns and that it’s wireless. It’s easy to use, soon to be your new best friend!
Good for partner play
I purchased this as a present for both me and a partner to use on a date night.
It was fun and sensual having him put this in, he enjoyed the prep time and got very aroused before we even left the house!
It felt strange at first having it their but once I got the hang of it I hardly noticed it until he used the remote and I found myself clenching and wiggling in my seat!
It's powerful and definitely a lot of fun on a night out! My partner loved having that control over me while we were out and definitely paved the way for an orgasmic evening when we got home!
As others as said in reviews it does disconnect sometimes but that is easily fixed, you can hear it in a quiet room but we had no issues as we were out just the two of us in a busy restaurant so noise herd.
If you haven't tried one of these before I'd highly recommend it for fun play with your partner in crime.
Pure Joy
Absolute pleasure for her
Brilliant
Ab fab
Fun but could be better
My partner enjoyed the vibrations and the fun but said the string was too tough a material and made her feel uncomfortable and hurt walking around so ruined the overall fun
Little secret agent
I loved bringing this into play time with my partner and giving over the remote to allow him to control it. I found it especially fun to take out of the house and let him surprise me.
I even used it with my boyfriend when I had period cramps because I found that it helped distract me and instead feel good which he liked about them too.
Definitely a good bit of discreet fun , not loud and still powerful
Surprised in good way
It's my first love egg and I can't really compare, but it'll be my favourite toy. It has strong vibrations, plenty of settings to choose from and even more ways to play with it. It's not that quiet, so if you want to wear it in public, choose busy spaces. When it's inside, you can hear some buzzing.
I didn't expect it to be so strong. Most of the settings are fast, could be nice if there was at least one slow and steady, so you don't have to jump in high water straight away.
Battery holds 40 minutes and you have to remember for how long you've already used it. It happened twice that it ran out of battery in middle of fun. Kind of my fault, cause I didn't read about the battery. Charging it first time was hard. First I wasn't sure how to do it, I had to read all reviews and check all pictures if it. There's that small circle at top of the egg, you just have to force the cable inside. Secondly, it won't go easy, you have to use all your strength. And when you manage it, it has to charge around two hours.
Fun!
I'd never had a love egg before so I thought I'd have a go, I don't regret it at all. This is a really simple to use, but fun product. Very powerful vibrations. Would recommend
Secretish agent..
We received this as part of LH's product testing. Starting with the basics, nice simple environmentally friendly packaging and simple to follow instructions are included.
The egg itself is a good size - not too big and not too small. The controller is a nice discreet size and easy to control from the comfort of one's pocket.
The egg control seemed to work up to around 2-3 metres which is more than adequate within the bedroom or from across a table... using the control you can cycle through 7 different patterns and 3 different speeds. As with a lot of these things most of the patterns are a bit of a gimic for us as the simple ones seem to hit the spot best. The speeds are good however this is where the 'secret agent' is not so secret - speeds 2-3 can definitely be heard in quieter settings so just bare that in mind if using it out and about.
On its own it wasn't enough to give the 'full treatment', however it is good fun and a great bit of foreplay prior to the main event. Plus there is definitely a thrill to be had with playing around with this in public!
Eggstremely fun
We was lucky enough to receive this toy so we could review and give our honest feedback.
This got delivered at the perfect time as we already had a weekend away planned which would be the perfect setting to test this out.
When first opening the box you are greeted by a wonderful bright pink coloured egg which is nice and soft to the touch. The buttons to turn it on are clearly visible and easy to press so no problems there. This egg has a bit more girth than ones I’ve used before which makes it hit the spot a lot better for me.
When it’s in you cannot even tell you are wearing it until the OH suddenly reminds me when he turns it on.
We tried this out when we went out for a meal and drinks at night. It’s nice and discreet so even I could hear it when it was turned on so no need to panic thinking people will hear it.
The remote is easy to use and fits in the pocket nicely and it is really handy that both the remote and the egg is rechargeable.
The vibrations are powerful but not enough where it is to much, at the start they are pleasant which slowly ramps up the more it is used and the hornier you get because you know what you and your OH are up to.
All in all this is the best rechargeable egg I’ve ever had the pleasure of using and would definitely recommend getting it
Buzzy brilliant
Packaged and arrived discretely as always, the Love Honey Remote Control Love Egg is a buzzy brilliant bit of kit.
Simply charge the controlling unit and the egg via the provided USB chargers and you’re good to go!
The egg itself needs to be turned on before being worn. The egg is fair small in size, light in weight, and the texture is really comfortable, so much so that you wouldn’t really notice you’re wearing this item unless of course it’s been switched on.
There are a number of vibrations patterns and intensities, all of which can be switched between via the remote control (which can be handed to your partner as part of play).
This remote love egg is a little noisy however so would probably be best worn whilst out in a lively, loud atmosphere.
Great fun and great pleasure - this is a terrific tease to be worn ‘in’ whilst ‘out’.
How do you like your eggs 😁
LH kindly selected Mr & Missus Smoggie to test this for an honest review so here is our opinion.
The Secret Agent Remote Control Love Egg is packaged very well in a small box clearly detailing what the item is and its functionality is listed down the side of the carton.
We opened it up to be pleasantly suprised seening a nice compact egg made of a soft PU silicone coating with and ergonomic shaped remote which looked like its own sex toy. Compared to the previous one we owned from a good few years ago when they were battery operated, made of plastic and slightly on the larger side this little egg is much more sleeker.
We charged the unit up followed by the remote, its shame there is not a dual charger supplied which comes in some toys nowadays where you can charge the remote and toy simultaneously but it's nit a big issue as doesn't take long to charge up for a quick play, a full charge of 120mins gives you 40mins play. The one downside we found was you had to really force the jack plug into the toy to connect the charger.
Onto the road test and boy this little egg packs a punch with its 3 speeds and 7 various patterns. A couple of the patterns seemed different to experienced before on a toy. However its not the most discreet toy even when inserted inside, as its quite loud especially on higher vibration setting. Must add we did test in-house quiter setting so not sure if we would try out in a pub or a restaurant as possibly it maybe too loud??
We used this both internally combined with oral which Missus S found the sensations very nice but not enough to hit the spot, however when used on the outside especially on the clit the sensations were mich more intense for her but this sort of defeats the object of the design of the toy.
The egg is simple to use and will suit those who like a bit of remote naughty fun, especially out and about in public.crw
Don't get us wrong we both still enjoyed playing with this toy and will use again but for us it wont be a go to toy there are better options out there suited to us.
Don't let this put you off though as it's still a great fun toy and may suit you more.
Maybe it’s just not for us?
We had an egg once many years ago. It was never really a hit and we aren’t really sure what happened to it. We therefore thought that perhaps we should give an egg another chance. The box it arrived in was very small, no wasted packaging which is excellent. We had some minor trouble working out how to charge it as the hole for the charger was really tight and it took some force. We left it for a couple of hours to charge as per the instructions. In use the egg is smooth plastic so with a little lube it’s very easy to insert. There is a hand cord to make sure it’s not lost! The remove is shaped well so you can find the button in the dark. For us it didn’t really do much, mrs B remembered that actually internal vibrations don’t do much for her. We also tried to use it on her clit, but it was a bit too slipper and the vibrations a little too buzzy rather than rumbly. All in all it wasn’t that great for us, but if you like internal vibrations then give it a go!