Embrace your kinks and strap in for a thrilling fantasy ride with this sea creature-inspired tentacle dildo grinder pad. Crafted from silky-soft, body-safe purple silicone with a curved hot-spot seeking 4. 5 inch insertable length and a tapered tip, this ocean treasure boasts sensational bumps, ridges and textured suckers for exquisite internal stimulation.
Use the included remote control for hands-free and partner play, and explore the 5 speeds and 5 patterns with ease for personalised sessions. This aquatic plaything is also fully waterproof, so you can take it to the depths of your sensual seabed.
Charge your grinder pad with the included USB cable for up to 80 minutes of uninterrupted fun on a full 150-minute charge. It’s even got a handy travel lock for safe and discreet transportation. For the best experience, use with a generous amount of water-based lubricant. Clean thoroughly after use with warm water and mild soap, or sex toy cleaner.
Please note: The remote control requires 1 x AAA battery (not included) and is not waterproof, so do not submerge it in water. If you’re not going to use your grinder pad for a few days, remove the battery from the remote control.
Scary But Loads Of Fun!
So at first we were a little skeptical about trying anything like this out but I am glad we gambled and got one because this blew her mind, very nice firm in the places it needs to be offering some great powerful vibrations, very very happy with this and the controller makes it even more fun.
A truly out of this world ride
This is a great idea from Lovehoney, The vibration is just about right, sizing is good and just large enough to really use the grind pad.
There only issue, and its a small one, is it could be slightly longer to help with movement of the toy.
Fun!
This is a lot more fun than I expected! The first thing I noticed was how soft the silicone is, it feels really comfortable, not too firm or intimidating, which made it easy to get into using it right away.
It’s great if you’re into more pressure and movement rather than just relying on penetration. The vibrations are decent, not super intense, but enough to build up gradually.
A great one for the toy box if your a fantasy lover!
Rabbits are not your only friend
We were sent this item by Lovehoney as part of their review scheme but they have not had input beyond sending it out. Usual speedy and discrete delivery were as expected.
The tentacle toy is a weighty number (all the more stable in use) with magnetic charging and a lit power button that also cycles it through its power settings on the underside of its base. The silicon is smooth but firm and the tentacle has give but is far from floppy. It also has a remote which is a necessity given the button placement.
The vibrations can be either buzzy or rumbly depending on which of the 5 speeds you use, so something for everyone, but this is no shrinking violet of a toy. Theres not a lot of subtlety going on here, but thats not a bad thing as how you use it really impacts the power is experienced in use.
There are a further 5 patterns beyond power setting which Mrs UpThe_Punx found were perfect for stopping hypersensitivity, something that can be an issue with vibes sometimes.
Mrs UpThe_Punx very much enjoyed starting with it purely as a grinding pad, using a couple of pillows to raise it to the right position for external use. However even though she's not normal an insertion girl when it comes to toys, she had quite the fun time when mounting it later.
The nubs on the tentacle are positioned so that they could hit the G-spot but alas this was not the case for Mrs UpThe_Punx. Whilst it did not ruin the experience for her, far from it in fact. If you have anatomy that fits the toy better, this could be mind blowing, with coordinated stimulation for both the clit and G-spot.
This has only been for solo use as yet, but there are many avenues for couples play we cant wait to explore over the coming weeks. That said this is unlikely to stray far from her bedside draw except for charging.
This is a well thought out and made toy. It's stable and balanced so that you dont think about it falling over or unnecessary slippage. You just think about having fun and losing yourself in the moment.
So why the 4 star not 5? Purely the initial reaction to the fantasy shape. It took Mrs UpThe_Punx a moment or 3 to get past the sculpting and start enjoying herself. To be honest, if it weren't themed as it is, it would have been a solid 5 stars, with planning permission for a 6th star already in with with the council.
Fantasy Fun - but not enough to grind on!
We're a big fan of grind pads and have a number of them in our toy box - so we were excited to give this fantasy one a try. It was simply packaged in LH branding, and we loved the cardboard only approach in the packaging.
We wasted no time in giving this bad-boy a try. As fans of fantasy/raunchy literature the idea of a tentacle toy was exciting, and while the toy looked great - and was fun in a bit of fantasy play it failed to hit all the marks for us.
As always, we are one couple, and so others may find that its perfect - for us it was great fun to play with - but lacked some elements that would make it one of our mainstays.
Our main disappointment was the size of the base/grind pad. Our out grind pads tend to be quite big, and sit nicely on the bed/play surface enabling a rocking motion to be used without fear of it moving. The width and length of the pad was just a bit too small for us. It meant the toy easily moved and there wasnt enough area to rub against. Also the tentacle, while looking lovely and have a great textural feel - it just was a bit too "pointy" and not really girthy enough.
As I said - this is an "us" problem - many users might use it differently!
So - positives - it looks lovely, the suckers on the tentacles and the base feel great. The vibrations and patterns are more than powerful enough. . . and nice and rumbly.
Negatives - base/grind area is too small for us.
All in all - its a fun toy. If it has a bigger surface area for ginding and a less pointy/girthier tentacle it would be a perfect fantasy toy.
hits the right spots
this is the first grinder toy i have used and really enjoyed it, i wasn’t quite sure about the design at 1st, its a nice colour but wasn’t sure if would enjoy the feel but was very pleasantly surprised, personally i would like it a little longer and a little wider but that’s just personal taste, and maybe a little more clit stimulation would be nice but that’s easily achievable with the hand or an extra toy if you need that, the remote is super easy to connect and use, the charging point is a bit of a pain on the bottom as you need to put the toy on its side to charge it but to be honest i cant think of better place to put it so its fine, the noise level is good, not totally silent but much quieter than i expected for such a big based toy, it seems quick to charge, a good mix of vibration speeds and patterns, over all its a fun design if you fancy something a bit different that really hits the spot,