Treat yourself to the gift of on-demand ejaculation with this Lifelike Lover. Featuring amazingly lifelike details, this gorgeous dong has everything going for it, from 5 inches of girth to squeezable balls that set its load free whenever you’re ready.
Measuring in at 5 insertable inches with 5 inches of girth, this dildo screams realism from the tip of its head to its bulbous balls. Its suction-cup base means you’re free to enjoy its pleasures hands-free, but it also slides into a harness for shareable delights. To fill, dip the head in liquid, squeeze and then release the balls.
Once it’s full, simply squeeze the balls when you’re ready. For slick insertion and enhanced sensations, use with plenty of water-based lubricant. Authentic detailing meets perfect proportions with the Lifelike Lover Ultra collection of prodigious penises.
Impressive in both looks and size, and with a solid suction cup for versatile play, these high-quality cocks are guaranteed to hit the spot and stay hard all night long. Pleasure doesn’t have to be complicated. Part of the Lifelike Lover collection. To use this dildo with a harness, you’ll need an O-ring with a 2. 25 inch diameter.
Too hard
The ridges around the tip are too hard/stiff for me. This caused some friction, which was distracting from my pleasure. The squirting feature is cool and works well. It also was a tad too thick for me. Maybe I wasn't wet enough but I added lube.
Good
Feels good
Brilliant addition to the kit
As a trans man, I love every part of this dildo. Being able to have sex with my girlfriend and then being able to cum inside, or on top, of her is amazing, alongside of the design being incredibly realistic for my mind/body connection. The dildo itself is on the softer side but I do not view this as a negative, I think it adds to the realism.
Personally, I like the fact that no additional parts are needed such as a syringe, it keeps things simple and there are no other parts attached to my harness. Yes, the pushing of the balls can be a little difficult if you are balls deep in someone, but other than that it is fine. With a sink it is easy to clean, just pulling in and out a mix of water and unscented soap until the water coming out is clear.
Fun
This is a fun toy to use and has made being intimate a lot more fun and enjoyable
Too difficult to get to ejaculate.
Gf can't get it to work correctly as its too difficult squeeze.
Back to the drawing board.
As said before, nice to look at, hard to clean. It doesn't feel that safe to use again if it makes a wet sound squeezing the balls after letting it dry. It's impossible to know how it looks inside, so the best try is putting it upside down with the suction cup and hope the fluid comes out completely.
8 inch ejaculating dildo
First time purchase for my wife and I, an item like this, and was a good choice. 9. 5 out of 10 for realism. Both in looks, size and in use. Wife suggested it could be firmer, hence the 0. 5. But on the whole ( or in her hole), WOW, turned us both on soo much, suction cup stayed put, allowing for full on hands free use. Wife came several times and I came 3 times watching. A++.
My femme loved every single inch!
Transmasc stone butch here - when I tell you that this thing is damn majestic right out of the box, I am not kidding. It's goddamn beautiful; the detailed sculpting, the wrinkly balls and pulsing veins, the blushing tip. Not to mention it feels fucking incredible to touch and hold. I was so enamoured when it first arrived I could barely put the dang thing down! It's got such an addictive weight and feel to it and it's comforting to hold and squish - almost like a dick-shaped stress ball. As someone who suffers a lot from body dysphoria, it was also really nice to have something that matched my skintone really well and looked and felt about as close to the real thing as you can get. (Sidenote: I think it's a little fucked up they only offer it in a lighter skintone, they should absolutely offer more skintones).
As for the actual play, I don't really know what people are getting at. Me and my femme had *so* much fun with this thing. First of all, the realism of it and the pre-cum/cumming effect from squeezing the balls really added a layer to our play that was very ~~gender~~
As well, it was the biggest thing she'd ever taken. And though it took a bit to work her up to it, when I finally got in deep she *really* enjoyed herself. Like REALLY enjoyed herself. I got to cum whatever was left out onto her tummy and it was such a magical experience, well worth the money.
I know a lot of the criticism about this thing is 1) that it's hard to clean and 2) that the ball-squeezing mechanism is annoying to use and doesn't hold a lot of liquid, but I have to say I beg to differ. I didn't find it hard to clean at all - it's basically just a dick-shaped syringe. Just draw in water with unscented soap in and out a few times then rinse with water until no bubbles come out. Filling it was not too difficult either - I used the Sliquid Silk lube mixed with some water (I'd say about 1:5 parts maybe, till it was a bit easier to draw into it) and it worked *extremely* well. It also held a surprising amount imo, though we did need to keep a cup of our sliquid mix handy for a re-fill. If you squeeze hard enough though and get every last drop out, it can actually release quite a bit! Useful for re-lubing up as well.
I don't have a huge collection of toys, so I tend to prefer quality over quantity. And all in all, I was extremely happy with this purchase. I literally don't have a single negative thing to say as far as what me and my femme wanted to use it for, except for the aforementioned MULTI-SKINTONE SUGGESTION *looks at LoveHoney*. That being said, if you have different priorities, another ejaculating toy might be better. I'd say that if you:
- don't mind spending a bit more
- care about having a dildo made of non-porous sterilizable material
- want something that looks and feels realistic
- like the convenience and fantasy of not holding a syringe in your hand and don't mind working a little harder to get the cumming function to work
- don't mind re-filling if needed
- and don't mind cleaning it out like a syringe
then this thing is perfect for you! 10/10!
Perfect, life-like, fun, girthy
Hi! Butch lesbian here! Bought this to use on my new partner, and let's just say, they were impressed. The feeling of the silicon is good, though takes a lot of lube due to this (which is not a bad thing). There is a log of flexibility in how the shaft moves which allows for greater enjoyment and versatility in positions as not vaginas are the same in shame and size. I'd have liked the insert able length just a wee bit longer but it still does the trick.
The girth is good and allows for that sense of 'full' when inserted.
The ejaculating aspect of the dildo is great when I've tried it during cleaning but haven't used in during sex currently. I can see some logistical issues but all depends on the position.
It is well worth the money, great quality, and super easy to clean. I'll definitely buy one of these again for the next partner as a new staple in the collection.
Nice Toy
Very realistic look and feel. Not a small toy but not too large for practising oral which I found very erotic. Like others, a bit of reservation about cleaning as you can’t see inside, but I think a few squeezes whilst submerged in warm water with anti-bacterial soap cleans it out ok.Great addition to the collection.
Neat Twist on a Classic
I was intrigued by the ejaculation feature so I got it. I wanted to see what it feels like to swallow a load with a cock in my throat. Spoiler alert: I need to learn how to swallow.
I also wanted to see how it feels during anal. I have to say that I didn't feel anything so I was a little disappointed. I guess I need to try something that has the consistency of (hot) cum.
The dildo is flexible but keeps it's shape nicely when inserting and riding it. The suction cup works great for doggy style too. I have only put water in it so I can't make any claims on how difficult it is to clean the inside.
Get this if you want a twist on a the classic dildo.
To much faff
We have tried many ejaculating dildo but none this realistic looking un fortunately that's where the plus's stop,the package is as you expect quality and the design is real nice looking but now for the BUT the shaft is very soft and floppy and the bottle for the ejaculate is not easy to fill the balls where you squeeze to squirt is very stiff and quite hard to function when you need it to the foreskin feature is good but doesn't really move like a foreskin would and it cant be felt to and degree as the material is so soft.quite disappointed as i was realy hope LH had mastered this design as they have with others in the past.for me it's a back of the draw toy not what I would regard as a go to which is sad
Fun but a bit uncomfortable
The ejaculating feature is really fun to play with. Very realistic, flexible and doesn't feel too rigid which is nice. There is an accumulation of "foreskin" around the tip however which is quite hard and bulgy, making it quite uncomfortable for penetration.
Purchased to practice giving blowjobs. Used with a semen-like lube, the cum sensation is very erotic.
8 inch Dildo
Overall not a bad dildo and well worth the money. Feels good and realistic compared to some others I have tried. Only downside is cleaning the inside as can take time and the balls are pretty tough to squeeze apart from that it's a very good product and overall I'm very happy with the product.
Nice soft dildo with poor feature....
Lovely soft dildo, ejaculation is a complete waste of time and doesn't work unless you use water!
Wife’s new lover
She likes size and shape and feels quite lifelike x
Destination ejaculation
I wanted to try an ejaculating dildo and this one didn't disappoint! The dildo itself is a lovely quality and nice shape and size, but the added ejaculating feature is a bonus.
The only criticism I'd have is that you have to suck up the lube (or any other liquid you want to use inside), which is a bit fiddly when most lubes come in small bottles. I've read another review saying to water it down and I assume put it in a bowl of some sort before sucking it up, so I will try this next time! But overall, would recommend!
the absolute perfect dildo
Looks incredibly realistic and lifelike, even including slight creases in the skin. Feels absolutely amazing, has the right blend of soft and hard to both feel realistic, and to also be both easy to get in for anal, and feel amazing once it's in there.
Not too soft to get in, and not so hard that it's unpleasant.
The ejaculating feature is also really great.
The only issue I have with it is a slight concern about keeping the ejaculation mechanism clean and dry between uses
Cant get it clean
This toy is a great idea, however it's impossible to get fully clean. I used it once and now wouldn't use it again.
The sneezy balls are hard to squeeze to get the lube to come out, which kind of looses the moment
Very nice head
The head feels very good as you go up and down on it, the suction cup is a little better than most but still comes unattached at the worse moment. Not concerned about not being clean inside, to clean i put a few drops vinegar in the sink with warm water and rinse a few times. Then rinse with just water.
My silicone friend didn't finish!
When I first released this not tiny toy from the Lovehoney branded packaging that many of us will be familiar with was that I loved the look of this silicone cock. The mold is of an uncut style not found in many toys and the look of the textures had me looking forward to trying this toy out.
I had a look at the instructions to find how the ejaculating feature works and it explained simply that the balls needed to be squeezed whilst the 'tip' was submerged in you chosen liquid and when released it would suck it right up! The balls felt quite firm to me and I wondered if this was going to be manageable but when I tried it it was resonably easy to load up the toy ready to perform!
FYI I used the Lovehoney delight lube watered down a fair bit. Before I went ahead with lube I first tried with water and actually squeezing the ball when ready to release the load wasn't as difficult as I thought it was going to be either, given how firm the balls felt. Once loaded with lube I was ready to put it to work.
The textures lived up to my initial hopes, giving fantastic stimulation. The girth was just right for and the fairly pointed tip made it comfortable to use. As a dildo it is one of the most comfortable but satisfying I have played with and I wish there were more uncut dildos.
The problem I have with this is that it was too difficult to use the ejaculating feature when inserted, for me anyway. It has a fair length to it (for someone with short arms) so I couldn't get a good grip on the balls to give them a decent squeeze when I wanted to receive what it had to give! It would be fine I'm sure if you wanted to release it elsewhere on you or you had a partner using it on you but inside and on your own, injust didn't have the co-ordination or strength!
My final concern is getting this properly clean if you use the ejaculating feature. The balls where presumably what you load it with stored are of course completely sealed and the only way I can see of cleaning inside would be to keep loading it up with soapy water and releasing it. I wouldn't be confident that it was completely clean.
For these reasons I won't be using that feature (which is a shame when it's the main selling point) but I think it will get regular use as a very good quality dildo
Love the idea not the execution
I really liked the look of this product. It looks feels very soft and honestly one of the most realistic designs I’ve seen! From the colouring to the tapering head it really is a lovely dildo.
I love an ejaculating dildo, I love the feel and like to use them on my partner for a more immersive experience. However I really didn’t like the way you get the dildo to squirt by squeezing the balls. It’s awkward to reach and do in some positions for one and the fact that the liquid is stored in the balls means I can’t see how clean it is in there! I can suck up cleaning solution into them and swish it around but I can’t get in there and give it a good scrub so unfortunately I don’t feel comfortable using this toy for hygiene reasons!
Overall I was really disappointed as the toy is beautiful but I will not be using it again as I fear the design could make it a breeding ground for bacteria!
Lifelike with an interesting feature
The Lifelike Lover Ultra has an interesting feature where it can shoot with a pump like feature.
The toy comes in a box that isn't so discreet inside of Lovehoneys discreet packaging.
You'll want to hide the inner box from prying eyes as it has big text and a dong on the side!
The dildo is in side a resealable bag and inside the box like that, it is nice that it includes a bag that you can reuse after cleaning!
My partner and I are not a massive fan of how the pumping action works to make this take in fluid.
We were a bit confused at first.
The quality of the toy is great and it seems to be mainly silicone? Silicone is always a good option as it doesn't get stuck with any nasties after being cleaned.
Overall me and my partner think that this is an okay toy if you want to try out the ejaculating feature but we would prefer one that had a pump/syringe and tube possibly.
The life like kind of got us by surprise, it really does look like a real dong.
If you want something that looks a bit realistic and you want to try some pump action then go for this! for us we feel it is a little bit pricey for what it does but it could be a go to for you.
Silicone is the main thing that makes this toy worth purchasing, it is a bit big in size so if that is also something that you are looking for.