Treat your penis to incredible arousal with this pair of luscious lips that stroke and satisfy. Lined with nubs for top-of-the-line arousal, the real-feel sleeve is surrounded by beads that move up and down your length in 3 different sensational patterns. With mains power at its back, you know it’s got to be good and it’ll never leave you hanging at the moment of truth. Choose from 4 mind-blowing intensity levels until you hit your stride and maximize your pleasure. For the happiest of headjobs, be sure to use with loads of water-based lube. Blowmotion is a cutting-edge collection of male masturbators designed to take your satisfaction to the next level.
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| Color | black |
|---|---|
| Material | Soft Plastic |
| Features | Extra Powerful |
| Power Type | Mains powered |
| Waterproof | No |
Poorly designed toy
So, first and I should have read the page better to find this, but it's mains powered (Meaning it NEEDS to be plugged into the wall at all times, no battery at all. ). This is a total deal breaker for me, unless I want to run an extension cord the included cable doesn't even make it to my bed from the wall outlet.
The included sleeve is worthless. It's short, skinny, feels extremely rigid, and has a single opening. To even get into the sleeve at all I needed to remove it from the toy, squeeze it to get out all the air and then insert myself into it. It was extremely uncomfortable, but I soldiered on to try out the main draw, the automatic stroking. Which is awful. When using the sleeve it feels like getting a handjob, while wearing a condom, from someone applying no pressure at all and the whole time it was going the motors sounded like they were struggling.
Like some other people in the comments, I had the idea to try it without the sleeve and that actually felt much better, but there wasn't nearly enough stimulation for it to be useful. Also, the motors still sounded like they were under a lot of strain. Not to mention the safety concerns of using it that way: the ends of the curved rod with the beads aren't smooth, the spring that contracts those rods could easily catch your skin, the rod from the motor is constantly moving which has a screw on it, and if you were to "go off" inside the chamber there's a strong chance you could short something in the base (Not to mention cleaning it is also impossible since water would go right into that hole the motor arm comes up from. )
The only real upside I can think of it that it's somewhat "stealth" looking and could probably be left on a dresser or nightstand without people immediately recognizing it's a sex toy.
In all, in my opinion, it's completely unusable. There's no reason to buy it. I threw it out literally the same day I got it, because it's honestly just worse than using my hand.
Too small for the size of my penis
My penis is a little larger than a normal penis and it was not able to get into the wall. Space you give even though I put lube on it the best you could buy it was just probably the worst item I’ve ever bought every other item I’ve bought it’s made for large men
Great toy
Smooth and gentle use it every day ❤️
Loud and robotic - not very realistic
The toy itself looks good in my opinion and I quite like the transparent casing letting you see inside. It’s just plug and play, no setup required and no battery so no waiting for it to charge up.
The inside sleeve was a bit stiff and not the softest, thus not being the most comfortable toy I’ve used so far. The roller beads inside have a good grip on the sleeve and work well although a bit loud when in use. The beads do make the grip feel a bit artificial and not very realistic so that was a negative.
The sleeve is easy to remove and clean and easy to insert back into the toy.
The internal size of the sleeve was just right for me slightly less than average in size but feels like it could be bigger to fit bigger men.
Due to the rigidity of the sleeve it requires quite a bit of lube when in use even if uncircumcised.
Overall, not my cup of tea due to the comfort of the inside sleeve and the lack of realistic feeling, but if you’re looking for a sturdy stroking machine and don’t care about it feeling artificial this could be the one for you.
Overall it is good
Tends to get warm and the sleeve is probably okay if you’re small 4-5 inches but there is no way I can get into it so I have to remove the sleeve and put a condom on and the pressure of the stroker isn’t really noticeable,could be harder
Ok
This device was ok. A few design changes could make it better.
So poor all around.
Extremely poor design. Very flawed, repetitive motions that don't really change despite having four modes. Very disappointed
Poor
Just doesn't do it
Sex toys
The blow motion toy wasnt as good as i though it was going to be but its still impressive 👌
Complete Rip-off
Utterly useless item. Everything about it is a complete waste of time. Other customers - take note of the majority of reviews which are negative - wish I'd have done so. Only bought it as it was half-price and now they're selling it back at the original one. What's the biggest racket - the sale of this item or the bloody noise it makes?! The last time I'll be using Lovehoney - disgusted they are selling such piss-poor quality stuff. If the option was available, I'd give this "No stars" - it's that useless.
Not worth the money
I eagerly awaited delivery of this item and when I tried it out I was left very disappointed, it doesn't have any lifelike feelings, it's extremely noisy and not very digreet.
I found it very bulky to hold and use and not enjoyable at all, the only thing that was any good was the phone holder that it came with.
Not as good as i thought it would be
Absolute junk
Horrible toy the worst I’ve bought tried it once ant threw it out
Good but could be better
Its ok but not the best device I have like this.
Defiantly keeping this item and using it but maybe not as often as some others.
Can be quite loud at some points and quite bulky but still pretty good.
Complete garbage
I bought this on sale, but wholeheartedly regret it. The sleeve is closed so if you insert your penis, the air gets trapped in the back, pushing against your dick and causing pain. It says to lube it liberally, but no amount of lube could make this device comfortable.
NO Batter
Just plug it in and go! No battery pack to run out. Sleeve is just about worthless but the stroker works really good using a different sleeve
Way to small to use
Impossible to use. It is way too small even with an excessive amount of lube.
I'm guessing this would be amazing if it actually fit .
no go for me
if you've got a bit of girth then itll be a no go, the mouth part is ok at best but the rest is uncomfortably tight and the stroking motion is werid
Mr X
This product is totally use less as a gift to a woman.
Not worth it
Got as a present for my husband and it did not have the desired affect - it didn’t really do much for him - would not recommend and neither would he
To small
I’m a average size and it’s to small no matter how hard I try
meusure up
only states length of canal in description no mention of girth . I wasnt able to use it , couldnt get my cock into the sleeve . only good if you got a skinny willy .
Complete Waste Of Money
Just so uncomfortable, had to focus more on using the thing properly than actually enjoying the experience. Don't bother buying, even at a discount.
Not impressed
The sleeve is really thick so you can’t feel the stroke
Stroker
This is nothing like a blow job. Anyone who can fit a full stiffy into that sleeve deserves a lot of pity, It is too small. So, I cut off the sleeve, lubed up the roller beads with vaseline and it gives an excellent hand job. The entrance (mouth) acts as a constriction ring and the whole thing gives me a full on throbber, especially because it is see through.
Not good
Really not worth the money
Doesn’t do what it says in the description
Not worth any money at all
Not worth investing in as I felt no sensation at all
Terrible
I got this at a very steep Black Friday discount and I’m still annoyed about how much of a waste of money this was.
Useless should be prosecuted under the trades description act.
Like a DIY project
Don’t bother.
Company have been great, toy was poor.
Too small, too loud, too heavy, too clumsy.
The company have been understanding and have since reimbursed with the 100 days satisfaction or money back guarantee.
Avoid
It's cheap, noisy, uncomfortable with plenty of lube, bulky and feels rubbish. It's like being stroked by a ghost!
Glad I bought this on offer, not much money wasted...
Rubbish
Do not buy this product it’s does not do anything the rubber insert is to thick and it takes away the sensation
Poor
Terrible product
The unit in narrow! So any wider guys, won't even fit in!
Poor Design
You have to really Ram it in to get anywhere near the Motion, which is uncomfortable. Its too tight and you need alot of Lube to get in.
Purchased along side a bottle of lube, the Machine is back in the box, the lube isnt! Very very disappointed with this.
Not worth it
Dose not work as you think as blow job roy one of the worst
Wish I would have read the reviews before buying 🙄
On arrival the product came in a plain brown box as always, I was surprised at the weight of the box when I took it off the postman, for a minute I thought I had been sent the wrong item wasn't expecting it to be so heavy. I unpacked my order as soon as I got it and since I was alone I decided to give it a go, to start with I found it hard to get my old man in as the opening was very tight and I'm not the biggest but with a generous helping of lube I got there in the end. I turned the toy on and put it on the first setting which it seemed to really struggle to move so I quickly turned it up to the highest, the noise was a bit off putting sounded like a fan belt slipping. I played with the different settings for about 15 minutes and to be honest none of them really did it for me and in the end I had to finish myself off, I was expecting a lot more I'm just so glad I got this product on offer because if I would have paid full price I would have been gutted.
Not great and broken after two uses
Wasn’t what I was hoping for. Hardly any sensation don’t know if I’m too big i stretched the bead’s. Now it won’t turn on.
Very bad design
Who designs these cumbersome ‘drainpipe’ type of male masturbators?
They are anything but realistic!
This one is typical of the male masturbators that many manufacturers produce nowadays…it’s all about the ‘look’ of the toy, and not about how it actually feels!
I bought this toy, and it’s deserving of it’s 2 star rating; it’s just a hard surfaced outer tube covering…with a tiny ‘opening’ that even the smallest penis would have difficulty entering.
Absolutely rubbish product
Practice can make perfect
Lube required and a bit of testing to find what works for you. The top of the toy can be removed & in turn you can tweak how tight or loose you want the stroking arms.
Too heavy in weight. No vibrations and sensations at all. Very small insert. Not good at all. Guys go for another else.
Not at all impressed with this
Product is a really great design and has huge potential to be great, but so many things have let it down. First of all the beads don’t fit tight enough round the sleeve to be able to feel anything, second of all the sleeve is too thick too and greats quite a horrible suction sensation! Not being generous to myself but I’m a little too big to fit comfortably in this. The motion is fairly loud too so doesn’t make it discreet. The product has to be connected to a power source so can’t go too far from a plug. And it’s also very large and bulky so not really enjoyable for a hands free orgasm.
TO SMALL
This product sucks and not how you want it to
Wanted to like it but one try was all it took to realize this was a horrible purchase. It’s loud, bulky, uncomfortable and just flat out doesn’t deliver. The canal and sleeve material is so hard you can barely feel anything. Would not recommend to anyone. Great idea but poorly executed.
Great Idea - Disappointing Performance
Review Overview
Well designed & built but materials used result in poor performance and pleasure.
First Impressions.
The packaging seems well designed as it contains more recyclable material compared to the toys of yesteryear, an aspect that totally appeals to us.
The device is smaller in overall size than first imagined from the photos on LH website so this means it's easily held & manipulated.
The mouth and canal looked well proportioned and inviting, and the mains cord long enough to plug into a bedside socket and use comfortably in the bedroom.
There's three buttons and are easy to use; there's the on/off button, the plus(+) button to increase speed of the beads that move up and down your length, and the minus(-) button to reduce speeds. There are 4 speed or intensity levels and 3 different patterns to choose from.
No Charging Required:
As this device plugs directly into the mains electricity there isn't any requirement to charge up batteries. The manufacturers include different interchangeable plug types for use in different countries. I thought was a useful feature especially as we live in the southern hemisphere.
In Use.
We couldn't wait to give this a try so after an initial clean my excitement got the better of me so my OH plugged it and lubed up me and the toy then attempted to insert me into it. This is where the problems started. We found the mouth way too tight and inflexible to insert my length, and so, much to our disappointment we had to abandon our first attempt.
Our second attempt was made with my manhood partially erect so we inserted me into the toy as quickly as we could. This worked sort of okay but as I become fully erect I found the canal very restrictive & tight.
The material used is far too thick to provide any form of flexibility or enjoyment.
When we started the beads moving up & down my length I didn't get a lot of pleasure out of this motion as the thickness desensitizes most pleasurable feelings. We tried this highest intensity level but after about 10 minutes we gave up
We've tried the device for a third time but we took out the mouth & canal and instead used a condom and inserted my erect length directly into the center of the beads and started it up. I found this way more sensitive and pleasurable but despite my OH best efforts cycling through the different patterns and levels wasn't able to make me orgasm. This toy could do with another 2 or 3 intensity levels
This device isn't the quietest of toys when in use so be mindful of this.
Clean up was a breeze as the toys mouth and canal are detachable from the main body, so easily cleaned with our LH toy cleaner and then dried.
Overall we found this toy disappointing due to the thickness of the materials used for the mouth and canal, and the lack of really intense power levels especially as this is a mains powered device. Not for us.
Blow motion stroker
Difficult to get into because of the air traped in sleave , I think sleave is very thick so you limited sensation from beads
Also fast speed is not that fast
I really want...
to love this...
Don't get me wrong, this is a really good toy, I really like it but for me it just isn't a good fit. I'll fess up too, I got this as a tester.
First up it comes in a box, a standard box so that's packaging out of the way. The item itself is big, bulky big but it is a mains powered thing so we weren't expecting small but it's bigger than the big expected, if you follow. The mains lead is long enough (I was using an extension lead as we are in house with nowhere near enough plug sockets and they are all in the wrong places. Bonus is that it's a modular power supply so no matter the country it'll plug in.
On the matter of using this behemoth, it's an easy open cap, just pops off and that presents you with the place you put your stuff. I have no idea why the decision was made to mould the opening to look like lips, it really wasn't necessary in my opinion. The sleeve is a little bit too firm, a more flexible softer sleeve would be so much better, it was rather difficult to insert because of the pressure but with enough lube (lots and lots of lube) you'll get there. The operation of this device is dead simple! on/off/change. there are only 4 speeds, the 2 slowest didn't work for me, it just couldn't move (more on that later). the fastest 2 were fine. At this point I was really very surprised as it is very quiet, much quieter than I expected. Which didn't last, it started to squeak.
squeak squeak squeak... very off putting but a small amount of baby oil, carefully applied, solved the problem. As you can imagine that wasn't a good thing mid session (I've given this thing several test drives).
Not fussed on the patterns, they might be better if it wasn't quite so big that you need to hold it in place. Hands free would be so good... an no I don't want to be able to strap it to my person.
There is so much to love with this toy, it has so much potential and promise, maybe if I fitted better, and it was a bit smaller, and it didn't start to squeak, and I didn't need 2 hands to hold it...
The aftermath is really easy to clean up though, total bonus! simple to take apart and clean (the slightly too firm sleeve is awkward to invert but it does).
I do really like this but I really want to love it, maybe we'll get a revision. It is really quiet, properly quiet which is brilliant. and it does feel really, really good.
I'll say give it a go, it's probably worth it!
Swing and A Miss
Discreet packaging as always from LoveHoney. Nice box for the stroker. I have to say the first thing I noticed when picking up the box is that this thing has some weight to it. There’s an instruction manual with cleaning tips/instructions. Although, the cleaning instructions are not very detailed and do not specify the waterproof/splash proof of this toy or how to take it apart. I was convinced that the sleeve did not come out of the stroker. The cord is decently long and can be used in different positions which is nice. This stroker also makes some noise. Before using it, I was going through the patterns and speeds and was wondering how far someone could hear it. My first time using this toy was interesting and stressful but after using it a few times I’m getting used to it. This thing has some suction. You’re going to need/use way more lube than you think. I had to work it back and forth like a normal stroker to get the air out. I also want to say that I’m pretty average and this thing was tight but not necessarily in a pleasant way. The different settings are not quite noticeable besides two. The speeds are very noticeable. I do feel like the beads plus the texture inside put almost too much pressure on the penis. I had a hard time getting off by just letting the stroker do it’s thing because the noise was distracting and it is slightly uncomfortable. With the stroker and some manual thrusting, climax was inevitable despite the negatives. Cleaning is still a hassle even after I figured out how to take it apart, the sleeve is just not that soft or flexible as it could be in my opinion. If the sleeve was softer, and the beads tighter, maybe it would be better. This is a great idea for a toy and maybe in time it will be better.
Not so Blowmotion
This was received as a tester item. Thank you Lovehoney.
1st impressions on opening the box were:-
1. This is really heavy.
2. Like that it's translucent,
3. Like the look of the beads
4. Not too big.
5. Mains operated.
1st use:-
I selected the correct mains plug adapter and fitted it to the adapter plug, plugged it into the mains and tried it out before actually using to get an idea of what it does and what the speeds and patterns were like. I was totally undewhelmed, it has 4 speeds, slow, medium, fast and faster. It also has 3 so called patterns other than the continuous setting which are all up and down with various durations of stroke then various lengths of rest where nothing happens. I was hoping that the beads moved around, but no, just up and down. It wasn't quiet but wasn't too noisy either. So I lubed up myself and lubed inside the Blowmotion Stroking Beaded Male Masturbator, inserted myself into the simulated mouth shaped opening and turned it on to the first continuous setting. Unfortunately this did very little for me so I turned it up to level 2. Still not much different, level 3 was slightly better and level 4 was slightly better again. However none of the continuous settings were as good as I'd hoped. So tried the intermittent settings. At this point MrsFMS came to help and held the toy while I pressed the button to scroll through the settings.
As an edging toy these intermittent settings worked fairly well increasing the sensation and stopping at various intervals depending on what setting was being used. 40mins latter edged almost to orgasm 3 times, MrsFMS with repetitive strain injury to her wrist from the weight of holding the stroker I decided to take back control, set it to continuous full speed and hoped that would enable the desired result. This still took another 15mins, by which time I was starting to get a little bored but eventually I managed to cum.
I have used this a couple of times more, in the interest of research, but can honestly say that this will never be a go to toy for me.
Conclusion:-
If I'd paid £79.99 for this toy I would have been really dissapointed and would have felt cheated as in my opinion this is not worth any where near that amount.
Only upside is that if you're into edging this may work quite well. Don't know how long this would have taken to get me to orgasm on the intermittent settings alone as I got bored with it before that happened.
Great idea - Bad results
**I was selected to test this toy in return for a honest review. **
I was happy to be selected for this item because I've only tried one other blowjob machine.
Upon arriving and unboxing I came across multiple wall plug adapters for different countries. To me it was a waste and should just be able to purchase extra if needed.
The blowmotion seems to be made pretty durable and has a good design on how it should work but unfortunately it does not deliver.
This is my 1st toy that failed to deliver an orgasm. I'm average size and it was a very tight fit. Being a tight fit I thought that would mean I would feel the beads better but since the sleeve is too thick it was hard to feel much.
Besides the sleeve being thick the material seems like it's just regular rubber. It's not thin or skin-like. The highest speed of the beads isn't that fast and the extra modes aren't that good. Along with that the machine is pretty loud.
I tried this toy twice before reviewing it but both times it failed to deliver.
Not the power I was expecting
I have a bunch of male toys now and was excited by this since it was mains powered. I was expecting exceptional power and control, and finally a chance to stop envying my girlfriend with the wand I have. Ultimately it was a disappointment, but I’ve already found a few ways to improve the feeling considerably.
On first opening the box you do find a mains plug with adapters for a bunch of countries and the device which is like a capsule. It looks incredible on opening, with the clear sides, the fairly soft rubberised opening and the beaded device surrounding the shaft area.
It’s easy to plug in, with a little grip to prevent the plug from coming loose in use and to operate. There are a few different patterns, most of which like to stop for a second or so. Some might like this as an edging effect, I just find it annoying. The beads are in a rigid shape, but do spring out to keep some pressure on (not enough in my opinion).
There are multiple speed options, the top one is fairly fast. My biggest issue however is the motor is not very torquey. Given the mains I was expecting a lot of power, however, at the lowest speed even my finger can stop the beads from moving up and down
The opening does look like a mouth, however, the material is relatively firm and dense. I would much prefer a softer material similar to that of the fleshlight series of toys. It’s not necessarily uncomfortable, but it’s not pleasurable either. The issue with the material is evident further down.
Given the denseness, even with plenty of lube it is quite a challenge forcing myself into the device. As it is tight you end up with an air cushion that makes it harder still, but it is possible to get in with a bit of a wiggle. The opening is quite deep, so expect to lose maybe 2 inches of the penis before the beaded area. So people less endowed might not be able to experience it as intended (there is a solution I’ll post at the end). The thick material limits the pleasure you can feel from the beaded fingers to the point I barely feel anything at all. There are little nubs in there, which again I don’t really notice.
Holding onto the device while in use is really awkward. The outer plastic is slick, with added lube and the size it is hard to get a grip. The wire sticks out the side at the top, but with no cap it feels odd placing your hand there to push down. At least it is easy to wipe down after with some spray and a tissue.
It took me a while, but I’ve found you can twist the entrance piece and remove it, allowing for easier cleaning. This also lead me to finding a way to massively improve the sensations. Given I couldn’t feel much through the thick rubber I’ve since removed it and opted to use a condom. Finally I can feel the beads and although it’s still not as wonderful as I was after it’s at least pleasurable now. The plastic rim now digs in as it wasn’t designed for being next to your skin, but you do get an extra inch to play with as well.
Overall I hope there is a much-improved version two. More power, tighter beads (that envelop the shaft more), they could even vibrate, something easier to grip, softer entrance and more suitable for shorter penis users.
Simple but effective
This was my first foray into a powered masturbator (vibrating excluded). The toy comes in nicely designed contemporary packaging. Opening one end reveals the power adapter, the other reveals the stroker. The instruction manual is minimal but covers all the requisite information on how to operate the toy.
My first impression of the stroker was that of good quality. The design and materials are very nice and well finished. Upon plugging in the toy and cycling through the 3 patterns I was kind of disappointed on how simple the mechanism is, but please read on. The noise the toy makes is quite subtle at slow speed but a bit more noticeable at full speed. It does also get noisier when under load. A reasonable volume TV would cover this up.
After lubing up and going in there is quite a bit of air that needs to escape the sleeve. My advice is to remove the sleeve squeeze the air out and insert your shaft before locking the sleeve back into the toy. This prevents embarrassing noises and has the benefit of creating a suction which can almost allow hands free use. I personally find the sleeve (and stroker chamber) ever so slightly short, if only it was an inch longer it would be perfect. However, the mechanism itself focuses on the upper portion of the sleeve so can be used by most lengths.
My first use I was surprised how stimulating the beaded mechanism is, putting my previous concerns at ease. On my first use I used the standard constant pattern at full speed and it made me cum in less than 2 minutes. My second use I slowed down the speed and used the other patterns which I can only describe as edging with the stroking stopping at random intervals. This was a lot longer session but ended up with a much bigger orgasm.
Clean up is really simple. I remove the sleeve whilst still inserted so the main unit can be left away from the cleanup. The sleeve turns inside out easily for cleaning.
Big package, Small things
I was quite excited to try this machine. The size of it, the aesthetically pleasing design. It just looked like it was going to go to the top of my list of favourite male masturbators.
Its clearly made using high quality materials and as mentioned, is quite aesthetically pleasing and honestly, its near silent but truth be told, it didnt quite live up to the build up.
Its mains powered, which is normally a sign of good things to come, but it lacked power, really. It takes lots of lube to use, which is standard, but still seemed to lack power with the suction and the rotating beads, although pleasant, didn't add quite as much as I had hoped.
On the flip side, my partner seemed to get quite enjoy using it on me but the novelty seemed to wear off when she realised it wasn't quite cut out for edging play.
All in all, it was actually very good for building yourself up but it didn't quite deliver the orgasm you'd expect
At last. A male masturbator that works for me.
We received this masturbator to test and review.
The first impression on opening the box is that this is a large item. It is cylindrical with a length of 20cm (8”), a diameter of 9cm (3.25”) and a circumference of 27cm (11”). It weighs 565g. The upper section covering the mechanical components is in black plastic and the main section is transparent allowing the user to watch the toy in action. Essentially there is a white silicone sleeve surrounded by rings of beads. The rings slide up and down the sleeve producing the stroking action. The open end of the sleeve is moulded into the shape of a mouth.
The masturbator is mains powered (not rechargeable) and comes with a power adaptor and a selection of plug fittings allowing the toy to be used worldwide. There are three buttons on the unit. The + button turns the toy on and increases the stroking speed. There are 4 speeds. The - button turns the toy off and decreases the stroking speed. The third central button scrolls through the 3 different patterns. The patterns are continuous, stops every few seconds and stops after a longer period. These interrupted patterns are meant for edging.
With the power adaptor connected, plugged in and turned on I tried the toy out. The opening is quite stiff so a lot of water based lubricant is needed and it took quite a bit of effort to push myself fully into the toy. Once in though it was comfortable. When switched on the toy started on a continuous slow speed and felt really pleasant. As I scrolled through the speeds it started to feel really good. I normally struggle to orgasm with powered masturbators but this one began to feel quite promising. Next I tried out the patterns. These did exactly what I expected in terms of edging and became wonderfully frustrating after a while. Finally I returned to the fastest continuous speed and felt an orgasm slowly building. When my orgasm arrived it was quite intense and lasted longer than normal.
The silicone sleeve is very easy to remove and clean after use.
This is far and away the best powered masturbator I have used and one of the very few that have made me orgasm. For my personal taste I would prefer a softer opening for the sleeve and a slightly tighter grip from the stroking mechanism. I would also like an additional faster speed but these are minor issues and do not detract in any way from the overall effectiveness of this toy.
Blown job
Strokers. I own a few and they’re great but my stamina is good and my arms can start to fail. All a bit of a faff. Enter the Blowmotion, mains powered male pleasure toy. Beaded too with the same sort of mechanism that pumps f_cking machines. It may be cheating but the holy grail of hands free orgasm looks a dead cert.
Impressed already with the masculine moody black box, matt not glossy in keeping with Lovehoney’s moves towards more environmentally friendly packaging but lift the lid and oh dear… The first thing you see is a selection of interchangeable plug heads, plastic which three out of the four, chances are you’ll never use. So moving swiftly on, at least the cable is nice and long. Lifting out the masturbator itself and it’s suitably heavy, conveying an assurance that it will deliver the power you crave. It all looks very Heath Robinson and definitely has its own special aesthetic appeal. So, with more than a little trepidation I lube up and push on in through the invitingly parted lips. I’ve been the lucky recipient of many super blow jobs and a few not so stellar so let’s see how this compares. Press the power button and oh… nothing happens. Check the mains connection, all good. A passion killing fumble with the instructions reveals the + button activates and a long press of the – button turns it off. The ‘power’ button just changes the pattern, but to be honest, there are just three and only the first is any good. Attempting to push on in, the Blowmotion really is the most reluctant partner. The central core, whilst narrow does stretch but constantly tries to force me back out. The inner sleeve is just 4 inches long with a mere 5.5 inches of total insertable length. The unit is simply too small for me. I’m never gonna drive b_lls deep in or feel that deep throat experience. Admittedly, the beads do feel good but operate over a range of only 3 inches. Enjoyably though, this does focus around the frenulum. Overall for me, the general discomfort of insertion outweighs the convenience of motorised stimulation and the potential of beaded pleasure. When reviewing lingerie I quote my measurements to assist, so for reference my vital statistics are 8” long, 5.5” around. Finally, the toy is rhythmically noisy which I quite like but something to bear in mind.
I think this mechanical stroker does have the potential to satisfy but definitely consider sizing prior to purchase. Personally, I think mine will make an interesting vase for some plastic carnations I have in need of a home.