Bin the socks and opt for a much more realistic bulge under your clothes with a sizeable pecker that’s perfect for packing. Incredibly authentic, with a as-real head and testicles, this floppy fella adds an extra touch of realism to your everyday wear.
Measuring an impressive 8 inches in full length, this Easy Squeezy adds a noticeable bulge under your trousers. Once you’ve settled its flat base in place, the TPE material will warm with your body, adding to the sensation of sporting a real penis.
Wear in close-fitting underwear, harness underwear, a packing strap or a packing pouch for fulfilling gender expression or to explore gender-based play. Please note: Easy Squeezy is totally floppy and not suitable for penetration.
Good size for larger people, but as always…
It could be a bit more realistic looking, but the biggest problem is the testicles are too small for the size. It looks very out of proportion. Another improvement would to be much softer, something this long needs to curve around in the space provided, but always looks like a simi-boner, and the small balls twist out of place.
Feeling Confident!
I bought this as a trans man to feel more confident in my body being unable to get the surgeries I would like. I am feeling very comfortable in my body with this product, and of course LOVE that I get to decide how big I get to be
awsome
I keep it on the pillow next to me so if I wake up at night I roll over and suck on it. My boyfriend caught me and thought it was so precious. I was scared because I hid it from him.
Exceeded expectations
I mostly got this just for the novelty of having a packer that's double the size of a normal one but it's actually less excessive than I expected. Don't get me wrong it's still a bit much cause you gotta be have an absolute monster schlong to be 8" soft but I wear it pretty regularly regardless. It looks good in baggy pants and spicy pics like if you kinda tuck it to the side you look like you got a big half-hard dick. I got both sizes and colors and the 6" is more practical but this one's nice if you like to be a showoff. And the colors could be a little darker tbh. I'm white and vanilla is about the same color as my arm and caramel is about the same color as my junk but color isn't too important since it always stays in my pants.
Said too much but, Here
All honesty I always just, felt awkward asking to be pegged even though I really like it, Same with my partner feeling pressure once asked because, Well she doesn’t really know how to use a piece. Done it a few times over the years but always felt like pressure to perform for both parties. So I’d say you can count on 1 finger.
Okay Here’s the real review. This dangling thing is appeasing to both parties here. Wife has no interest in being a man but loves the idea of having her own member. This gives her the perfect euphoria feeling the weight, seeing the bulge. Both watching it FLOP out of her pants like it’s a real one. Tried all other Dildos for the same effect of wearing it all the time. Hard to be comfortable with a massive stick in ur crotch. This has made it way easier to breach the topic and Make both parties look good and feel good.
Says not able to be inserted. I beg to differ. Feels amazing just don’t expect a banging headboard. But wrap it up of course. Buy it. Promise it’s worth it
Love Honey Packer
Love it - Yes it's long and thick and yes it's heavy but it's also great to wear and I have to say, the best packer I've found so far, ( I have a packer fetish I think but it's OK cos Shhh! it's a guilty(ish) secret!! lol.
And to all the reviews I've read about how to wear it, with a simple waist harness and tight boxers, (place the packer low too! Match urethra to urethra and let it swing!). . . Let it hang like guys always do - dress to the side and it will fall naturally -And wearing it this way means that your pelvis pushes forward when you walk and the base pushes against you. I love this best of all the packers I have and it's possibly the cheapest I've bought. Hope you enjoy !!!
Flopper
A realistic design with sculpted balls and a nice thick shaft and head. Smooth to touch and does not weigh to heavy.
Good quality, realistic bulge. Very squishy, good stress ball!
very large, very squishy
im ftm and this is my fourth packer. i am incredibly pleased with its simple and realistic design. it is very floppy and very 8-inches-long. fits well within cake bandit's packing briefs.
This will make you say "Nice cock ;)"
Soft, warm, realistic both in terms of touch and design, has a nice weight... pretty much what you would want from a packer. It's perfect both for wearing it while out and about and also for some foreplay in the bedroom - it is not made for V or A intercourse, however, it is too soft for that and not the intended use for the product.
It's really sexy to wrap my hand or lips around it after lubing it up nicely, and my partner definitely felt gender-affirmed by the experience as well! I'm definitely keeping this brand in mind for any future packer purchases!
One star tells all
Waste of money
Absolutely Marvellous
This has a wonderful feel to it both in your hand and mouth. It feels amazing. If you are a lover of soft cock, this is not just a packer but so much more. Lay it over your face, caress the head with your tongue. Force it as far down your throat as you can, with the balls against your lips. Perfect.
Love it
Very well made and it works well.
Bought it for fun
Wanted to stuff myself full of this to cum on it and it’s so extremely soft and swishy it did what I wanted. Very stretchy too. Very fun and would work perfectly for what it’s meant for too
FirstPacker
as a first packer these are great. 8 inch is not an overly realistic size as its 2 inches larger than aussie average but for the days when you need to channel that BDE and gain some confidence its perfect.
Great for sucking on…
As a gay man this is great toy to suck and lick and it feels great… sucking on regular dildos doesn’t feel as good… and you can get this treat quite far down your throat, Eye watering! As soon as I got it out the packaging I was playing with it… if you like sucking dick, buy this!
AWESOME
PERFECT just as descibed wow so big when i opened the package great falue great product and wow does it hang ,i can just about keep in my pants........
Excellent product
This packer is well priced, fits well in boxers & is comfortable to wear. Packa a bulge but isn’t too obvious
Packer
It's really soft and feels great
The best
It’s so soft and floppy. Definitely not able to use for penetration. Great size and feel though. I love forcing it down my throat.
Lovely and soft
Looks great in tight jeans had a lot of comments
10/10
Best packer I've ever had 😊
fun fun fun
had loads of these - they are fun for party's too.
one thing we would say to love honey, it would
be good if the 6inch had the same girth as the 8in.
Not hard enough
nicely packed
shame that it is not hollow inside for my package to go inside as it is hard to have my own real cock and balls and this monster inside of my pants, maybe something to think off to have some room for a real penis to go inside as it would be than ideal packer
Looks great and realistic
Person who this was bought for says it looks great and adds quite a package for them but you need a harness for it to hold in place. And as it's quite soft so it can't be used for penetration. Other than that it seems a great piece of equipment and great value, for money
Big and Gaudy
Too Big not a realistic packer
Bit thin
It's a bit thin and the base area takes to much toom
IT'LL DO
I purchased the Easy Squeezy 8 inch packer for the length. I am THICK in size, and prefer to have larger packers to help with my dysphoria. Fleshlight discontinued their XL size, and I figured this one would be a good replacement. That said, the length is exactly what I wanted...The texture is very squishy though. The longer I wore it, the squishier it seemed to get due to my body heat. I'm on the fence about getting another one, because of the texture, but aside from that the size for me is perfect.
Soft cock
Just a soft cock, i use a thong and put a small hole in it slide the soft cock through the hole and have a big soft cock hanging there. Thong nice and small so keeps my meat in behind floppy meat, Put some shorts on and go for a walk with a big bulge.
A good gag gift
The pictures lie, making you think there may be a Lil stiffness. It's just jelly 🤣
Very realistic, wish it had an insert that you could pump up to make it more erect when desired. Wish they made regular insertable dildos that we’re this soft but stiff enough to insert. Thanks LoveHoney
Dildp
Feels great
Love it
Stretch Arm-Schlong
It’s incredible what a simple item can do to a man. On arrival, my partner and I, both trans FTMs, were initially reduced to a level of immaturity I can’t describe. At first, we truly just regressed and giggled at how wibbly they were. When we got over the initial urge to swordfight, and tried them on, the tone changed to something truly emotional.
The material is super heat-receptive, and warms to your body temperature fairly quickly, which really does just add to the natural feel. It’s a super soft silicone that really seems to mimic the feel of skin. It’s also super stretchy, and really easy to adjust in a number of ways depending on what you’re wearing. The tan colour is a darker tone and definitely quite orange pigmented, but honestly since it’s probably not something most people will see, it’s not the biggest issue in the world if it doesn’t colour match your skintone completely.
It’s incredible how much I noticed my posture and walking position changed even with the first wear. I was instantly adjusting the way I moved to adapt for that, without even really thinking about it. My confidence boosted tenfold, and even though it was so comfortable and unobtrusive that I often forgot I was wearing it, it still kept my baseline a lot higher as far as gender euphoria goes.
This range comes in a number of sizes, and I had the pleasure of trying out both the 6” and the 8”, and it’s a noticeable size difference for sure. I would definitely say the 6” is just big enough to make you feel (ahem) cocky, but not so bulky that it will make people stop in the street and drop jaw if you’re wearing something that shows it off. The 8” however takes no prisoners. If you’re taller or of a larger build you might find it will suit you better proportionally, but I’m 5’4” and a slighter build so it certainly was a noticeable addition! I’m not here to tell you how to dress, but just be aware, with either of these sizes, if you wear it with skinny jeans or leggings, you WILL put someone's eye out.
There are multiple ways to wear your packer and everyone has their own preference, and may find it changes depending on what you’re wearing or the event. I personally just wore it inside my underwear against skin, as I found it didn’t slip or shift as much. I also recommend you wear it specifically with mens underwear that either come down your thigh a little, or have an elastic around the leg holes just to stop it from… falling out, in any case. The same recommendation stands if you’d rather wear two pairs of underwear and wedge it in between. Lovehoney also has a number of harnesses for straps that will work just fine with this if you don’t want to wear it inside your underwear all day, or have to double up. Or even just if you worry about it falling out if you tend to be more active.
Though a packer is by no means an essential for any transman, for me and many like me, it is a huge confidence booster. And these are amazing value for money, and I cannot recommend them enough.
Can be used for penetration*
If you put a thick condom or two over it, it can be safely squeezed into the traditional human orifice! Can be a bit stretchy though, some may not like that ;-)
8"
This is my first packer and I'm gonna say its amazing, I didn't think it'd be so big though :,) but it certainly does the job and I'm so excited to use it out and about.
Big softie!
This is my first time trying anything like this, maybe a bit out of my comfort zone but the product is fantastic.
The choice of size and colour is fantastic, with a good 'real feel' and attention to detail. Good proportions in terms of balls and head.
When packing, it is actually surprisingly soft and comfortable on the skin, given its 8'' size. My' pacakge' did look realistic in my underwear, just make sure you pick something with enough coverage! We tried this in a bit of domination play and it worked well.
I have found a couple of other fun uses too during foreplay including external stimulation with lube and its also great for minimicing oral!
Great quality!
Perfectly Posed Packer
As with all LH items, delivery was fast and discreet. The branded box is simple with the image of the packer on it, simple instructional text and helpful tips for use and cleaning.
Open up the box, and your met with your 8 inches of floppy packer double bagged, this is to ensure the packer remain moist. Once unbagged, and let loose the packer is a thing of beauty, amazing detail on the shaft, head and balls. Stunning colouration and my word he’s long, girth wise he’s 6 inches around, would love a more girthy one to compare against.
Bear in mind this is not strictly for penetration, but can be used for practice of deepthroating, as it’s really easy to use. Your packer can be tucked into your close fitting underwear and jeez it makes a difference to your bulge. Useful in harness underwear and packing straps.
To be honest he makes for a good stress reliever aswell the soft and flexible material are fab.
This product is great for all, for enhancing your own, creating a bulge, practice and general fun. Perfect product and reasonably priced.
Look at that bulge!
If you've ever wanted to see what having a large bulge would look like for yourself or your partner, this will certainly catch the eye!!
First things first and so there is no confusion, this is not a dildo for penetration. It is incredibly soft and tactile and sits within your underwear to give you a very impressive bulge. Hence why it is called a packer. This gives such a large outline, you'll easily look like you are very well endowed and it is sure to get you noticed.
What is really nice about this packer is that it warms up to match you body temperature so not only does it look realistic, it feels realistic too if you slip your (or somebody elses) hand into your underwear!
Not my first floppy, I love the feel as it slips in my pussy, would love to get one in black a little bigger,
Nice soze
Bit hard to pack, quite bulky maybe a bit too obvious.
Really nice
Mostly picked this as a practice dildo fo deep throating. It very much resembles a flaccid penis. looks and feels great. As for doing BJs it could stand to be just a bit firmer bit it's a packer and I'm sure it's perfect for that.
My Limpy Packer
Today I received my Limpy Packer 8 inch. It came in a brown box with no names like “love honey” so it was very discrete with that. I had been worried that a neighbor or even UPS person would see what I was getting and judge me for it. When I opened my box it was in 2 clear bags. The first was just a bag u had to rip open and the second one had some kind of substance to keep the packer moist. I am very pleased with the size but for people that haven’t had a packer before please consider your clothing you wear. Where my basketball shorts are somewhat tight but not too tight. When I put it on with my packer boxers the bulge was too much for me and didn’t look natural. Where I’m comfortable wearing it around the house I’m not sure I’m ready to wear it outside from the size of the bulge it gives. I plan on buying larger shorts that are more loose on me and hopefully that helps. If not I plan on down sizing a bit even tho I got the 8 inch to please my girlfriend with the looks of it. As another review said I also think it’s an over priced stress toy/ball. Very squishy! And it’s definitely not for penetration. It bends in all ways and stretches which I don’t like too much since I wanted to feel the feeling of jerking it off as if I was jerking my own dick. The color was also another thing that I was scare of it not looking natural but when I got it the color was a bit more tan which makes it look more natural then the photos above. Over all I’m happy and pleased with the product for the price.
He's lovely
He's like an overpriced stressed toy shaped like a penis and I love him. He's soft, he feel great, he's a big boy. What's not to love! Feels great against the skin, he flops around and is a lovely design. As a gag gift he would be a lot of fun. As an actual purchase for yourself I say go for it, you won't regret it. For what you're getting it's a lovely buy and you won't feel like you wasted money. He is hands down a blast to play with, suck, pack and so on. He's just so floppy I love it. A bit sticky when you get him, just dust him down. Comes in a plain brown box, hidden under paper inside two clear plastic bags with a label. Down side is he isn't realistically coloured however that really just has to do with how little you pay for him. So it doesn't effect him much.
Choke on it
Alright we both love this toy, it’s fun to slap around. It also is feels great sucking on it. Slides down your throat easy and stretch’s out when you swallow on it! Lots of fun. Easy to clean, the texture feels real, and it doesn’t smell. Only wish it had a section cup base for hands free or strap on.
My preferred packer
I pack very often, and I have tried many products. This one is very good for me personally. It works very well when paired with Lovehoney's O-ring packing shorts, titled "Packer Gear Strap-On Harness Boxer Shorts with Vibe Pocket". I find it difficult to keep this packer secure in trunks due to how hefty and large it is, but that depends on the tautness and make of your underwear. As a dysphoric transgender man who cannot afford Phalloplasty, this packer gives me the joy of the penis I wish I had been born with. Walking around the house wearing my packing shorts and this bad boy, just hanging out, is awesome. The appearance of the packer is not very realistic, it looks quite plain, but that's fine. I'm more worried about the realism of a cock when it's going to be used for sex. This is more (for me) about personal enjoyment and alleviation of gender dysphoria. (Did not use this product for sex or any orgasms, ignore that section of the review.)
Soft and floppy
The box this was delivered in was a beautifully designed brown cardboard box. It was magnificent! This thing is a thing of beauty, aesthetically pleasing, even to me, a straight male man! It was purchased for my wifey I popped it up in her, and it was difficult to do so, but that’s due to the sheer flop this has. He muscle kept trying to push it out, and with success, so I had to hold it with entire hand, which worked, sort it... All in all, it’s very soft, it wasn’t made for dildoing, but for packing... and I’m absolutely sure packing would work amazingly... fudging, it’s awkward but works... Most importantly, didn’t hurt my wife’s cervix!
Fantastic
Came in a rather quaint brown box, with no distinguishing features... First of, I didn’t buy this for my wife to pack, but to use as an instrument of my own entertainment... It’s soft, very soft, to the point I though it was going to be too soft. But my waifu loved it. We popped it up her and bob was her uncle... or I was her daddy... either or! It was just enough to make her feel like she was getting some, but soft enough to not irritate her rather sensitive cervix. Think flaccid feeling erect length man meat...
Great purchase
As a gay man I love the feeling of a dick against mine and this feels as good as the real thing!! Seriously turns me on!! I’d actually rather have this than the real thing!! My new favourite toy! It even warms up to feel even more realistic!! Highly recommended
Blowjob training
Order this product in offer, tried straight away when is arrived. Really lovely texture when you suck it. Every time i am on my bed i love to keep sucking it, it is so soft and really a nice one for deep troath. So lucky to buy it before got out of stock.
Sticky feel
I purchased it last week and was so excited when it came. However,it has a very sticky feel to it. The video makes it look very soft like that's why i originally purchased it. Not sure if i'm supposed to roll some baby powder on it but if i do,it ruins the purpose of mouth practice. Bummer.
I use it for my sex ed video demonstrations
I needed a dildo for my sex ed videos, but I didn't want a "full-erect" dildo because I wanted to show that there's more than an erect penis during sex. I have to say that it feels quite real to the touch! I've not personally used as a sex toy, but I can tell that it can be nice if you rather want a different feeling in your vagina. Or... if you rather want to stroke other parts of your body. Why not?
Get it before it's discontinued
I have Mr Limpy in 6" and I use it for solo play - to fondle and suck on while I'm using a realistic dildo. The 6" is the perfect size for me to deep-throat and it adds to the fantasy of a gangbang. I've wanted the "full collection" for a while. I was sent my birthday discount and I had some points to use so this was the perfect time. I got this 8" as the 7" was out of stock and this 8" is going to be discontinued, which is a shame! I was so excited to open the discreet LH box and my eyes lit up at the sight of it! There is a slight powdery smell, which vanishes when cleaned before use. This Mr Limpy 8" is so beautiful - to look at, to touch, to stroke, to fondle, to lick, to suck. It completely fulfils my "monster white cock" fantasy. The girth is so realistic, palming it got me very excited. The design and detail is amazing. The cute little peehole gives the tip of your tongue something to play with while you caress the realistic balls. I thought it would be too big, and it is very slightly - but that's a good thing. This size is perfect for practicing - hand jobs, blow jobs, deep-throating. Starting with this toy and then moving on to a realistic dildo is the closest I get to the thrill of anonymous encounters. I love fondling it, sucking on it and smacking myself lightly with it (lol!) just as I'm about to orgasm. I really recommend buying this before it's gone for good!
A big package
I brought one for my sister and decided to get one to, of course i got the bigger one. it's really fun to just hold in your hands but i'm used to hard ones so it took some time to get used it. i wear it when i'm out with friends to stop fuckboyz coming near me since it confuses them, my friends love it when i wear it, we really do have a great laugh since it makes quite a big bulge in my pants Would recommend
Amazing product
I just got this in the mail today. All I can say is this is very life like. I was worried on the size being to large. For me, it's perfect. If you position it correctly in a tight fitting pair of underwear, it's hard to tell that it's not the real thing.
Perfect for Blowjob practice
I am a bisexual man and I love to give oral sex to men and women. I have purchased dildos and have wanted to deepthroat them but they are too firm. A real cock has some squishy-ness to it even when erect. I bought this and immediate fell in love with it. It gives me the same excitement that I get when sucking dick. I can deepthroat it comfortably without my throat becoming sore. It's as close as you can get to sucking dick without a real cock. Would recommend to anyone who loves to give Blowjobs
Brilliant Packer!!! Good size and feel in underwear. This size looks short but gives a good packing bulk.No need for a harness etc as it stays put in the pocket of your Y-front briefs (if you are so inclined to wear them). They fade over time and get cracked and discoloured but nothing lasts forever and these do last a fair while. I keep my old one for swimming and then replace the dead one with a new one when one wears out.
Hard to Beat pt. 2
I am the friend that also bought one to have sword fights. It is excellent for play fighting, my boyfriend uses it as a form of punishment on me as it feel like a spank but harder with less of the sting and also protects his hand so can be punished longer. Works very nice as a packer with a realistic look and feel which did scare my boyfriend when he didn't feel what was expected. After few wears it develops the standard silicone grey piling which i believe can be fixed with fleshlight renewal powder. Delivery was, as usual, fast and discreet.
Hard to beat
Bought two of these so I could have sword fights with my best friend. Was not disappointed. Also doubled up as the perfect way to scare away unwanted attention when clubbing as the large size of the product deterred gentlemen when looking at the appendage resting underneath the surface of my jeans.
Limpy for foreplay
As a bi couple, we are pretty gender fluid when it comes to play, and I've always loved penetration, as well as the stimulation offered by the still limp version of manly length. That is why we decided to add this toy to our arsenal; the length was chosen because it most closely resembles the length of our erect version of things in its full glory. I must say that this is the first time the actual packaging capabilities of Lovehoney failed us. The toy arrived in a plain, large envelope, itself packed only in a very plain plastic bag, and that just isn't enough, since anyone could feel what was in there - this is one very realistic toy! So I can't actually give Lovehoney the glowing report it usually deserves - this was not discretely packaged! The packaging itself, also, aka the plain plastic bag, is actually off-putting in how things are displayed. I would have preferred a different method, that would be more tasteful. The toy itself is quite realistic. It's possibly slightly too soft for breath-taking realism (that isn't, however, true of the actual design, which is pretty good, even though I'd love to see toys that aren't circumcised... some of us like the natural look, and most Europeans aren't circumcised, either!), but it bears well under the weight of comparison when put under clothing or even when laid out flat and used as a stimulation toy when you want to be on top. At first, we weren't too sure about it. We'd been looking forward to it a lot, and the way it had been packaged and sent had, frankly, put us off a lot. We also met with some logistical issues - we do not use a harness and we do not as such normally pack, and neither of us would want to use glue, so what to do? Tip - the packing partner should put it on top of their panties, with the balls being tucked in and the penis out, and then put on a pair of pajama pants or trousers (just not too tight). Then you'll have the right effect. It actually feels great in play. The one downside is that thus far, my partner hasn't figured out a way for her to be stimulated when wearing it, as it gets in the way of all serious stimulation while at foreplay ( but we haven't had it long yet... :) ). For me, however, it is a serious bonus, and it is very pleasant when I'm more sensitive and the harder pressure of pelvic bone on pelvic bone doesn't feel nice. I've used it on my own once thus far, with me on top, and I nearly got there just from the slightly lubed up pressure even before I added the g-spot curve dildo (which led to an explosion). You'll want to wash it well when it comes, though... it was covered in something, possibly starch, possibly another synthetic flesh protecting agent, and it felt almost oily even after the first wash. Also, another really weird thing - it picks up colour. One of the loose threads of my panties literally gave it a small tattoo... but I presume that will wash off with time. All in all, a brilliant toy.
Limpy 7 Inch Soft Dildo
I love my seven inch limp dildo! it feel so amazing, soft and heavy like the real thing. Its a beautiful smooth penis with textured balls. One of my favorite things about this dildo id its so life like and its fun to play with, makes me smile from ear to ear. I have never had a soft limp dildo before but now i love them! really happy with this purchase and i hope to get a little collection.
Oversized Fun
This is the second Limpy I have bought and I must say, they never fail to amuse. If you're looking for something lifelike then look no further, it's real feel material and detailed moulding are very impressive. The product description says "not suitable for penetration", but lube and persistence can fix that, if that's what you're into. The toy is also great fun to suck on. Cleans up nicely after use and can be renewed with a dusting of cornstarch. All in all the Limpy is a cornerstone of my toy collection, a perfect harmony of novelty and pleasure.
Limping with Laughter
This was brought for me by my friends this Christmas - offering us balls of laughter and jokes. The feel of the toy is highly life like to the point of weird. The floppiness of the penis just flaps around your hand you can use this toy for stress relief or hold it when you need something to play with. It's a great gift that will easily make it the talking point of the night and will leave you in naughty fits of laughter!
A lot to handle
Amazing fun to just squeeze and grab. The realistic feel is amazing and can start off foreplay with your partner easily. My partner loves to wear it around the house and whenever the mood takes us leading up to sex. The size is good and feels comfortable, this is by far the closest toy to the real thing I've ever had.
Limpy Packer Large
hi everyone I just wore this at the swimming pool ,because is was a school day I knew there will only be adults there so I wouldn't been throw out lol well the ladies look at my new bulge even the ones that are older enough to my grandmother . I luv the feeling when they just stop talking and grasp I know how john falcon feels lucky man . funny when the men saw it they cover up their bugle like I use to do when I saw a man with a huge bugle . one did said my wife will luv that . I wish its was my real dick
Very Sexy
There is only one word I can say about this toy and that is WOW! It was soo huge, it actually hurt when I first inserted it into my tiny hole. It has some girth to it but I loved taking it in my mouth and inside both of my holes.
Gave me the giggles
Remember in secondary school when you first had sex education classes and giggled every time the teacher said 'penis', 'vagina' or 'nipples'? That's how much I giggled when I opened the package and this just flopped out! It really is totally floppy, like a naughty version of Flubber. I squeeze and pull it as a stress toy, it's the best use for it, God knows how I'd ever be able to use it as an actual sex toy. It's great for a laugh, I can't imagine ever being stressed or mad if I whip this out and have a quick fondle! Buy one!
Larger than Life
My goodness. I'm no size queen but this thing took me by surprise. You have a rough idea how big 8 inches is, but you don't quite realise just how big this large packer is! I got this to use it as just that, a packer. For fun more than anything. It is definately great for role playing around the house - but my plans for sneaking it out in my trousers went out the window the second i seen this bad boy. It is very comfortable to wear, the base cups you in all the right places. Even the balls are perfect. All in all i'm very happy. As a gay woman, it's the closest to the real thing i've gotten in a long time!
Magnificent
I bought this because my wife started to telling me that she does'n like my stone hard cock (after she liked it for 10 years, at least that's what she said:). I started to search for a solution, the normal jelly dildos were also too hard for her, but then I finally found this. I said this is my last chance, and it was. This thing made her so many perfect orgasms as I didn't expect:) For the first time it was a little bit funny to hold it in my hand, but after getting it in, it became a fantastic and perfect toy for us, all of our other dildos are retired:) Before she never ever took out a dildo from my hand to make it herself, but this happened for the first time with this:)
Massive stocking filler
I got this for my wife as a little stocking filler, Not so little!! this thing is massive, It is made of a real feel material and looks very realistic. It is more of a comfort toy to play and fondle with while watching telly and in a strange way kind of fun to watch. It is a shame that there are not cut and uncut versions of this and maybe a little darker skin colour as it is very pink! Other than that its a great item and will bring a few laughs and maby silly games at partys.
Touchy Feely
I bought this because i'm training to be a body piercer and i needed something realistic to mark and practice on. Its lived up to that brief! Its very touchy feely, not quite as solid as the flaccid real thing, but perfect for what i wanted. He has a clear scarline at the bottom, and he has a good shape. I'll be piercing him soon!