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Oral sex just got even better with the Sqweel 2. With 30% more power than the original and a new reversible mode and flicker function, the 10-tongue wheel will lap you to eye-popping orgasms in no time.

An upgraded version of one of the world’s most innovative sex toys , this oral sex simulator features all-new functions, a compact, slick case and a 10-tongue wheel made from the smoothest of silicone.

Switch the direction of the tongues for truly impressive oral sex skillz, as a flicker setting rocks the wheel back and forth to wow you into a powerful orgasmic stupor. Out to impress your clitoris in every way possible, the Sqweel’s settings are customizable with 3 scintillating rotation speeds, giving you a whopping 9 different options to explore.

Just add a good dollop of water-based sex lube to Sqweeeeeel even louder.

Color

white

Material

Silicone

Length

5 inches

Power Type

Batteries (not included)

Waterproof

No

Customer Reviews (415)

  1. Hex★★☆☆☆
    June 11, 2026

    Wish it was better

    Honestly I had high hopes at the time bad sadly they just weren't lived up to.

  2. EH2022★☆☆☆☆
    April 15, 2026

    Not powerful enough

    My Mrs achieved nothing with this toy

  3. pleasure_seeker1★★☆☆☆
    March 24, 2026

    wasn’t a fan

    for someone who loves oral this just didn’t compare. found the tips hard and didn’t feel anything like a tongue. very disappointing

  4. PinkPixy★☆☆☆☆
    March 22, 2026

    Not a well executed toy

    I enjoy trying unconventional toys, but this one just really didn't do anything for me. I tried different positions, different amounts of lube, but the general design of the product tends to be counterintuitive. The moving parts will just get stuck and pause the motion, and there's never enough stimulation to actually do something. I regret buying this one.

  5. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    March 20, 2026

    Didn't do anything for me

    I tried this a few times, but it didn't do anything for me. I held it against me different ways and different angles and all that happened was i got frustrated.
    I've read the reviews and other people seem to love it, but it isn't for me

  6. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    March 1, 2026

    disappointing

    This item was very disappointing, did absolutely nothing for me, just sitting back on the box. Don't waste your money on this.

  7. JC★☆☆☆☆
    February 15, 2026

    Awful product

    It is rubbish doesn’t do what it should the reviews I read prior to buying this product were good but it’s terrible I would not recommend this product and much prefer my bullet which works wonders.

  8. JC★☆☆☆☆
    February 14, 2026

    Rubbish

    This product is not as good as the previous reviews state it’s rubbish doesn’t do anything I thought it would I would not recommend this I’ve had better sex toys than this

  9. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    February 2, 2026

    OH MY GOSH 😍

    A brilliant tool for your kit ;) Do not hesitate to purchase this oral orgasmic wonder!!! People wonder why I’m still single…😘😝 As per other reviews - use lots of lube!!!! Easy to use easy to clean easy to cum 🙌🏽

  10. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    June 29, 2025

    Sqweel 2

    Interesting toy, appears to be well made. has not, as yet, been determined how much She likes it.

  11. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    November 17, 2024

    Absolutely Fabulous

    Excellent product, good quality, Vibration strength needs to be more powerful, for me.

  12. Verified-Customer★★☆☆☆
    October 25, 2024

    Not really hitting the spot

    A lot of fiddly messing for very little pleasure. Press too hard and the ‘tongues’ just stop but don’t press enough and there is very little contact and no point to using this toy. Also isn’t as quiet as some reviews suggested. Dissappointed

  13. Bree★☆☆☆☆
    July 20, 2024

    Bree

    Did not find this worth the money

  14. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    July 20, 2024

    Terrible

    This simulator is terrible doesn't do anything for me altho all reviews claim it does for them. Tried several times won't be using again.

  15. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    June 22, 2024

    No idea what oral sex this is based off

    Awful! How this has so many good reviews is beyond me. Glad I bought in the sale as was a waste of £20. Not sure what oral sex people are having if they think this is as good as the real thing

  16. Verified-Customer★★★☆☆
    May 1, 2024

    Puzzling

    It's weird and I can see why not many toys like this around

  17. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    April 27, 2024

    Glad this was “free” due to other value spends. I would have been disappointed to pay for this device. Its loud mechanical whirring and quite a clunky piece of plastic

  18. Verified-Customer★★★☆☆
    December 22, 2023

    Eh

    It's kinda nice I mean it feels different and different is nice but it's not world ending

  19. Verified-Customer★★★☆☆
    August 19, 2023

    Different

    I got this because it looks interesting, it does exactly what it says on the tin with a little practice and lots of lube.

  20. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    July 4, 2023

    Great!

    I bought this on the 3 for £50 offer. I had purchased a smaller one a long time time and loved it. Still a great toy and hits the spot but very noisy!

  21. Verified-Customer★★☆☆☆
    June 24, 2023

    Not very strong and awkward to hold

    It was okay. Didn't use it for long as it was awkward to hold or not strong enough so didn't really feel amazing like some of the reviews said.

  22. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    June 24, 2023

    Too big and not powerful enough

    I was disappointed with this, it's larger and cumbersome to use. It's also not very powerful. Didn't float my boat, unfortunately!

  23. Verified-Customer★★☆☆☆
    June 21, 2023

    Doesn't feel like much

    Honestly didn't feel like munch, would get the same and better feeling from a vibrator.
    And if you get really into it and try to push it further on yourself it struggles and slows down
    Even with a fair bit of lube it felt just ok
    Also very noisy

  24. CherryBee★★☆☆☆
    June 11, 2023

    Not as fun as it sounds.

    The theory of this is great... Who doesn't want to pick the speed and direction they're licked in?
    The reality is that any firm pressure slows or completely stops the wheel from turning, too light a pressure and I lost sensitivity before achieving the goal.
    Not a fun time.

  25. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    June 11, 2023

    Pointless

    Big disappointment

  26. Verified-Customer★★★☆☆
    May 28, 2023

    Awkward for solo use

    Took some time to get this right, too much pressure and the wheel stops, not enough and it's like being tickled but not in a good way. Struggled to get a good angle myself, but hubby had more success

  27. Indulge★☆☆☆☆
    May 27, 2023

    Don't waste your money

    Not really worth 1 star if I'm honest. Why oh why did I think anything would top my Indulge!!!!

  28. Whittm★★☆☆☆
    May 11, 2023

    sadly "felt weird and did nothing", so requesting to return

    Having had high expectations for this item, as the idea is a brilliant one and experience to date has proved that LH Toys are usually excellent, it sadly fell woefully short and just wasn't worth the money, even at the 50% off price paid. It's quite chunky to hold and also a bit awkward, but more importantly it had no effect and all my wife had to say was "it felt weird and did nothing for me". Have therefore requested to return under the 100 day promise.

  29. christopherhopkinson44★★★★☆
    May 8, 2023

    Sqweel 2 test.

    Great toy, easy to use, easy to store, easy to clean! Gives great orgasms, can be used on many body parts, male and female. Not loud but not silent. Overall great find and purchase.

  30. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    May 7, 2023

    Doesn't feel like oral but does feel really good

  31. Verified-Customer★★★☆☆
    May 4, 2023

    Hard to handle

    This product gets the job done but it’s very hard to hold with one hand. Bit too big and clunky for my liking.

  32. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    May 3, 2023

    Sqweel 2

    Total junk.

  33. Verified-Customer★★☆☆☆
    May 2, 2023

    Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator

    Bought this as part of a bundle offer because no male toy option was available. I have used it for stimulation but with limited effect. More male toy options should be included in bundle offers.

  34. Emmeasjay★☆☆☆☆
    April 27, 2023

    Waste of money.

    Found it utterly useless! The second you apply any form of pressure it stops. Rotates in both directions but only one of which offers any pleasure. It’s a good idea but would avoid at all costs

  35. Yasmin★☆☆☆☆
    April 26, 2023

    Not for the Big Girls

    So I was dubious about this going in, I got it as part of a bundle deal and basically got it free with that as if I had bought the item from the bundle I wanted on it's own I would have paid more than I did for the bundle so this is deffo not something I would have bought myself.
    Almost impossible to use for myself, I am a bigger girl and as such had to try and hold myself open to use it. not very powerful and the slightest bit of pressure and the item stopped moving so overall not a fan at all.
    I can see the potential and maybe it would be good for someone who doesn't have so much fat around the Vajayjay area but for us bigger girls is it not a win.

  36. Brogssxo★★★☆☆
    April 20, 2023

    It’s good not great.

    This really does have potential, it feels amazing. It’s just hard to hold and use, especially whilst relaxing into an orgasm. I found that I could not orgasm because I couldn’t get into a comfortable position whilst trying to hold this in place.
    Would probably be best used with a partner

  37. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    January 17, 2023

    Sqweel makes me squeal

    Well what can I say. Let me start by saying the device itself is a bit awkward to hold. If someone could make a hands free version I don’t think I’d stop using it! The times I have used this I have cum every time. It’s great! If you use loads and loads of lube and get yourself really wet it really feels like your pussy is being licked. I love it and can’t wait to use it again.

  38. Verified-Customer★★★☆☆
    January 16, 2023

    Meh

    It does the job but it’s cumbersome and very easy to accidentally turn on. I don’t know what the little lock is supposed to do but it doesn’t work

  39. SLK★★☆☆☆
    December 30, 2022

    Not my cup of tea

    Used this once and its sat in the drawer.
    I tried it with lots of lube but it just doesn't seem to hit any spots.
    If anything I feel that it could of preformed alot better, regardless of lube it drags.
    The design is very bulky

  40. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    November 17, 2022

    Squeal 2

    Great product. Ideal toy for a little you time.

  41. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    November 11, 2022

    Waste of Money

    Not sure what I was thinking buying this, but it is awful. It's awkward to use and almost knocks you're clit right off. Not pleasurable at all.

  42. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    October 3, 2022

    Great toy but she ran the batteries down

  43. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    September 20, 2022

    Don't listen to the articles like I did

    I was looking for a good toy to simulate actual oral and saw a bunch of articles saying how great it was and looked at a couple of reviews on the site saying how great it was.....this was the biggest let down I have ever experienced in a sex toy. These kinds of things are meant to bring pleasure and all I felt was pain. At first I thought maybe I was just using it wrong and needed to find the right angle. No, you need an absurd amount of lube for it to not hurt and have to reapply constantly. It's like having a boat propeller against your most sensitive part. Not sure how people are able to use this and feel anything other than pain, they must have clits made of titanium or something because this was not made for sensitive private parts in mind or pleasure, someone wanted to cause pain and discomfort with this design.

  44. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    September 5, 2022

    Fantastic

    We love use In it

  45. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    September 3, 2022

    Really loud and rough

    Does not at all feel like oral sex. Feels like a bit of silicone bashing your bits. Very disappointing.

  46. Verified-Customer★★☆☆☆
    August 30, 2022

    Not very good

    Pointless

  47. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    August 19, 2022

    Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator

    Save your money!

  48. Verified-Customer★★★☆☆
    July 6, 2022

    fun

  49. Verified-Customer★★★☆☆
    June 12, 2022

    A little harsh

    Even at the slowest setting it kind of bangs into repeatedly and pulls at your skin. At the higher settings it feels more like a vibrator but still pulls at your skin. It seems like it might be tricky to clean if it got anything on it. It takes 3 AAA batteries.

  50. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    June 11, 2022

    No, no, no

    Ok this is just silly! What the heck was I thinking. There is nothing pleasing about this toy. The action of the little pink river boat paddles is not a nice feeling and the sounds of the motor is super annoying and loud. And I’d wildly awkward to hold. Maybe I’ll use it as a gag gift sometime in the future but meanwhile it’s thrown in the back of my nightstand to just take up space.

  51. Lovehoney-LordD★★★☆☆
    June 2, 2022

    Not quite the hype it describes, but still good

    The toy itself is pretty decent, as a male I can use it on myself and still get what I need from it, does it give intense levels of pleasure? No. But then there is only so much that a spinning 'tongue' can manage no matter what speed it can manage.
    It could do with some more oomph behind the spinning, once it gets too close to the body it struggles to spin. Noise wise, it's not too awful, it sounds like a cheap kids toy, but atleast it isn't too loud. The main issue I personally had was its shape when it comes to gripping it, it doesn’t make for the most comfortable hold and becomes quite difficult to hold onto if even a small amount of lube gets to where your hand is holding it.

  52. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    June 1, 2022

    Just NO

    I was looking forward to using this but was so disappointed when I finally did! Its awkward to hold, loud, but more importantly it hurts like hell! Even on the slowest setting it was painful, maybe I wasn’t wet enough *shrugs*. Either way, I doubt I’d try it again. So happy I got it half price.

  53. Starwhore★★★★★
    May 14, 2022

    Amazing!

    I've seen this before and been intrigued. When I saw it reduced to £20 I thought I'd give it a go. Am so glad I did.
    I've had all sorts of sex toys, they all got the job done but I didn't fully enjoy them. The feel and the noise was always a little off. This was amazing, it felt a lot less like a toy. The noise was loud but less jarring than some, just a steady drone.
    The first time I used it I came twice in under 10 minutes. I can't recommend it highly enough.

  54. MeGasm★☆☆☆☆
    May 9, 2022

    If you like your clitoris, this isn’t for you

    While the concept is a good one, the reality of using this is very different.
    Even on the lowest speed setting, my ‘ris felt like it had gone on a 7 round K.O with fury, and although I’m not a sore loser, I was definitely sore.. not in a pleasurable way either..
    I don’t know what I was expecting out of a candyfloss looking machine, with ‘tongues’ carved from the Stonehenge, but it definitely wasn’t a potential genital reconstruction lmao..
    I think I’d prefer foreplay with Edward scissorhands

  55. TLukee★☆☆☆☆
    May 2, 2022

    Not for me

    It looks great and the quality is nice but it doesn't feel nice during play and I'm only glad I brought it on sale

  56. Lovehoney-DeeC★★★☆☆
    April 27, 2022

    Feels nice but slightly underwhelming

    The toy itself looks great and is great quality. It does feel pleasurable when using.
    It can be quite difficult to hold during use. Climax was not as strong or intense as I would have liked.

  57. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    April 25, 2022

    Trash can is it’s home now!

    This was loud and horrible. Doesn’t have the best functionality. I read the review and still purchased. Maybe great for someone else.

  58. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    April 23, 2022

    WOWZA!!!

    Had my first opportunity to use my new Sqweel, at a party (yes, one of those parties), tonight. After she squealed, screamed, and wriggled, the lady with whom I was playing grabbed her phone and ordered one for herself.

  59. vincent.felix★★☆☆☆
    April 14, 2022

    Average and Underwhelming

    After seeing many positive reviews, I decided to try this toy out on my own. There were definitely a few positives. First, the design is excellent. The size is perfect as a handheld device, and the tongues are velvety smooth. The rotation and speeds were quite nice as well.
    That being said, there are unfortunately a few downsides. First, a slower setting would be a great start. The lowest setting is just a bit fast and may not be a good toy for starters or for those who enjoy a little foreplay. Additionally, it is quite a noisy toy, so it may be a poor choice for those living with others who they're not intimate with or those who are distracted by the noise.
    My personal standing on this toy is that I will definitely use it again, but knowing what I know now, I would not purchase it again.

  60. SM★★★☆☆
    April 10, 2022

    Not bad

    I read the reviews of this and thought I’d try it anyways as everyone is different. If you’ve not had toys before then this is ok as a starting point as it’s pretty quiet but quite chunky to hold. You can change the direction in which it turns but I found only one direction works without eventually starting to feel uncomfortable. It’s easy to strip down to clean too but lots of bits to dry or let drip dry somewhere discreetly if have little ones in the house. The downfall to this toy is that it turns too fast even on the lowest setting and so does not feel realistic (unless your used to dating speedy Gonzales). It’s a shame as think if you could alter the speed down, more than the starting speed, then this could be a great toy!!

  61. mrose★★★★☆
    April 8, 2022

    Great toy but too loud

    I wanted to buy this as an alternative to a vibrator, as a single girl I miss the feel of a tongue. It’s a nifty looking thing, almost looks like a handheld fan although a bit clunky. I’ve just tried it out on the second speed abs my god it took me 13 seconds! Wow! The only downside it’s so noisy, and it’s not an attractive noise either so this will be used when I’m home alone

  62. Sjj★★★★☆
    March 27, 2022

    Got as a gift- sooo good

    Closest toy to feeling like actual oral!

  63. Secretpleasures★☆☆☆☆
    January 23, 2022

    Not for me. Not fun

    I just didn’t enjoy this at all. It wasn’t even like a good vibrator. It was just a bit violent and unusual. I saw mixed reviews but my curiosity got the better of me. Now I feel like I’ve wasted £40 on somethinf I don’t ever want to use again.

  64. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    December 3, 2021

    Sqweel 2

    Excellent addition to the toy collection.

  65. Lovehoney-LizzyMay_x★★★☆☆
    November 8, 2021

    Interesting design, unique sensation!

    I was very intrigued by this product so definitely wanted to give it a go. It was very easy to set up, though it has been a while since I used a toy which required batteries! The sensation is nice, and gives the feelings that the toy intends, however the size of the toy is a lot bigger than I expected so handling while using was a little clunky..

  66. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    October 27, 2021

    Gives great sensation but is rather noisy…

  67. Jon R.★★★★★
    October 6, 2021

    Dual threat

    This was exactly what I was looking for. Something I could use and then stick in a window for a nice breeze. Excellent product. Smells strange though.

  68. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    September 11, 2021

    Terrible little thing

    Girlfriend says really doesn't feel that great and actually ended up hurting her.

  69. Honey 1.★★★★★
    August 13, 2021

    Wow

    I was reluctant to purchasing after reading some of the reviews, but wow, this is insane. I came within minutes.
    Great if you have a good imagination too.
    I used with lube, I preferred the slowest setting and didn’t apply a lot of pressure.
    The higher settings seemed too powerful against my clit.
    It is abit expensive that’s the down side.

  70. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    July 30, 2021

    Overall a fun toy

    So I'm a toy reviewer and I bought this because of its mixed reviews. I was pretty skeptical, but once I received it and gave it a try I was pleasantly surprised! It has a lot of different modes and speeds which is pretty cool despite my only really wanting to use one of them. I was also worried about it being awkward to hold but it was actually pretty easy. The batteries are a little confusing and you need 3 of them, but it's easy to use easy to clean d feels pretty nice.

  71. Rebecca C.★☆☆☆☆
    July 20, 2021

    Not worth it

  72. Anna★☆☆☆☆
    May 17, 2021

    Disappointing

    It's noisy (very off-putting) clumsy to hold, and hasn't even got a flat surface to stand it up so u could do hands free.

  73. Michael★★☆☆☆
    April 13, 2021

    Showed promise, but a few too many flaws

    I liked the look of this for my wife as it was different to the usual vibration sensation toys out there. First impressions was this was far bigger than I had expected. It is quite bulky, but well made and seems like it would be quite durable.
    It requires batteries, which I understood, however in reality it would have been nicer to have a rechargeable one. Two speeds, forward and back direction rotation and then a 'pattern' than does a bit of back and forth. Wow this was noisy, there's no hiding using this. Also the noise it makes is fairly unpleasant, its like a mechanical machinery cogs and gears kind of noises.
    Sensation wise the toy showed promise, but perhaps lacked that delicate touch needed.
    Am tempted more by the mini version as it would seem to address most of these issues.

  74. Ioana★★★★★
    March 5, 2021

    I like it

    It is very satisfying and delicate. It is perfect for evenings when you are alone

  75. Lou★☆☆☆☆
    March 1, 2021

    Don’t waste your money

    Wouldn’t bother wasting your money on this. I was very excited to receive this and ensured I had plenty of lube. I didn’t really get any pleasure from this at all and if anything it actually was a bit uncomfortable and almost sore at times.

  76. H★★★★☆
    January 5, 2021

    Wow

    I love this thing! It feels soo good, it hits the spot perfectly, it’s even better when you’re using pussy rub lube too. It is really loud, but when it makes you cum you soon forget about how loud it is, and it can be a bit difficult to hold in place, but when you find the right position... OMG! Not to mention the reverse function!

  77. Kevin R.★★★★★
    December 16, 2020

    Different sex toy unlike any other

    I’m always looking for new toys foe us to
    Play with. This one was a different feeling all together. Use lots of lube. Easy to clean. Sturdy.

  78. Brit G.★★☆☆☆
    December 12, 2020

    Been eyeing this up for a while now

    Hmm ive eyed this up for a while and after reading the reviews I went ahead and bought it. Was waiting on tenderhooks to get it delivered and got straight to it. To say I'm disappointed is an understatement. I'm so disappointed in this sqweel I don't know where to start.the silicone tongues were just to hard and made me quite sore I used a fair bit of lube with it too. I had to bring out my trusty 12 quid bullet to finish the job the sqweel started. This would be amazing if the tongues were softer as it has the potential to get me off but wasn't quite there. Its expensive and its going to the back of the drawer I'm gutted I wish I had bought something else 😪

  79. D. R.★★★★☆
    November 26, 2020

    Fun

    I wanted to buy one of these for my wife for a couple of years. I was afraid she’d take a look at it and go “nope.”
    Finally bought one and worked it into the playtime. The moaning she made. We’ve Ben married 46yrs, and I have never heard her like that. Could have been a porno soundtrack.

  80. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    November 14, 2020

    Not good

    Not worth it. Not good. Just a bad product

  81. Mrsbiggz★★★★☆
    November 2, 2020

    Holy wow!

    This item did not disappoint. After reading the reviews I thought I'd give this a go myself, being a lover of oral sex. During the current climate I am unable to see my partner, so plenty of time alone and frustrated. I needed a new toy. I am very happy with the feel of this, although it takes a little bit of time to figure out the right angle to hold it at, as too close and it stops moving, too far away and not enough pressure. I think it would be better with a flat surface or even a suction cup to be able to hold it firmly in place, leaving the hands free. But this has me reaching orgasm easily every time I use it. Very happy

  82. kawaiihentai69★★★☆☆
    November 1, 2020

    Doesn't feel like a tongue at all

    Got this during that pandemic lockdown - I don't live with my boyfriend so we couldn't see each other for a couple months. I really missed getting oral from him, so I thought I'd give this a try, especially with all the good reviews. It's easy to use and I didn't have a hard time getting it in the right place but... it just doesn't feel like a tongue at all, especially on the steady rotation settings. On the back-and-forth setting it feels a liiittle more tongue-like if you really slick it up with lube but nowhere near what I hoped. I'm new to sex toys but I'm sure it's hard to simulate really good oral - but this isn't it. The back-and-forth setting can get me off, but takes longer than I'd hoped for and I find myself preferring to just rub my clit myself. 7 months post-initial lockdown, it's not getting used for alone time anymore.

  83. Bit 😉.★☆☆☆☆
    October 29, 2020

    No thanks

    Didn’t anywhere near get the job done!!! doesn’t feel right and is awkward to hold as it’s bulky, which also makes it hard to get into place. Honestly it was just a waste of money for me. I do not recommend buying instead save your money and invest in a more stimulating toy!

  84. Phillip K.★★★☆☆
    October 18, 2020

    Maybe not what we thought

    The wife and I purchased this together. We used it once together, not sure if she has used it alone. It did the job, just need plenty of lube. I dont think it was what we were hoping for. I untried it on my self, it wasn't all that great on the penis.

  85. The L.★☆☆☆☆
    October 5, 2020

    Don't waste your money

    I have probably bought almost $1000 Lovehoney products during this pandemic. (Not kidding! ) This product is a big NO ! It is very cheaply made! Cheap materials , Very Loud , sounds like a kids windup toy! It is NOT user friendly , cumbersome. And it does not feel anything like described! If you do not hold it perfectly..and lightly it stops. Well , I am.not sure about , when I am in ultimate pleasure...thats when you tend to push harder. I am surprised that Lovehoney offers this cheap product. It is not of their standards! I Love Lovehoney..their products ..and the way they stand behind their product. This product may be good for the newbie to SexToys..and someone who may be Ultra Sensitive...but to Toy Enthusiasts ..Save your money!

  86. Robynjay★★★★☆
    September 28, 2020

    Amazing tickler

    Love this toy, it could be made better but decent for what it offers. On the reverse mode can be a bit too hard depending on your own preferences but it is nice to have different options. Easy to hold and very easy to clean, you are able to remove front panel and take the entire wheel out. Would defintely recommend.

  87. Bbygrl★★★★★
    August 29, 2020

    Would love to try this one

    Have not tried it yet but hope to very soon! Of all the options i saw this is very unique. I would love to see what this little thing can do. So excited to try it. Its one of many going on the wishlist. Totally wishlist worthy! I simply cannot wait!!!

  88. Ladybyname L.★★★★☆
    August 26, 2020

    Just wow

    First things first - it is quite a large toy.. It took me back a bit, suddenly I had to clear some space in my 'goodie drawer'! It does look a little scary - but is easy to dismantle and clean which is a huge bonus! Downside: it is quite significantly loud! If I want to enjoy a little bit of 'me time' I need to go to the other side of the house and keep the doors pedantically closed to reduce the risk of discovery/disturbance! Upside: to justify the title - JUST WOW. Quickest ever back to back orgasms that I have EVER experienced, not only with a toy, but with a man too! I couldn't believe it! Even on repeat use, I don't have to worry about making the noise for long as it doesn't take hardly any time. May need to limit the use of this toy as it is way too effective - I quite miss the sensual build up!

  89. Lovelylumps★☆☆☆☆
    August 22, 2020

    Not my kind of thing

    Now I love using sex toys and exploring new things but this really wasn't for me.I have tried it a good handful of times in the hope I found the spot but I can't get on with it.It is an awkward size/shape to get a good grasp of and get into that position. Mix that up with lube and you've got yourself into a fumbling slippery mess which kills the mood if I'm honest.It felt quite uncomfortable using this and especially in reverse.Really not my cup of tea!

  90. Lovelylumps★☆☆☆☆
    August 22, 2020

    Not my kind of thing

    Now I love using sex toys and exploring new things but this really wasn't for me. I have tried it a good handful of times in the hope I found the spot but I can't get on with it. It is an awkward size/shape to get a good grasp of and get into that position. Mix that up with lube and you've got yourself into a fumbling slippery mess which kills the mood if I'm honest. It felt quite uncomfortable using this and especially in reverse. Really not my cup of tea!

  91. Lisa★☆☆☆☆
    August 19, 2020

    Disappointed

    I'd read great things about this product, unfortunately, after trying it out a couple of times I can honestly say how disappointed I am. It's cheap and nasty and sounds awful and unless you have a clit made out of steel it's rather uncomfortable and awkward to use even on the side of painful. I don't recommend and feels nothing like it should. It's a waste of £40 and it's only fit for the bin. Avoid ladies.

  92. New F.★☆☆☆☆
    July 9, 2020

    Not impressed

    This didnt do anything for me and usually i am all on the outside type of girl! I love oral but this did not do anything for me unfortunately. Its a shame because i had such high expectations for this i didnt reach a orgasm the only thing it did was dry the lube up!

  93. The V.★★★★☆
    July 9, 2020

    Feels amazing

    When I saw this I thought,have my dreams come true? I don't currently have any sexual partners and really miss receiving oral sex. I didn't know something like this existed so was very keen to try it!The slowest setting feels the most realistic in my opinion, as I'd be impressed if I found anyone who could move their tongue as fast as the other 2 speeds! They still feel great but just not as much like real oral. In fact I'd actually like an even slower speed.This doesn't feel exactly like oral sex but is a very good replacement. A bit bulky to hold but once I figured out the best position for me it was ok. Easy to take apart and clean. Downside is that it is quite loud.Use lots of lube and enjoy trying the different settings. It also felt nice experimenting with moving the toy slightly from side to side and in small circular motions on the clit

  94. The V.★★★★☆
    July 9, 2020

    Feels amazing

    When I saw this I thought,have my dreams come true? I don't currently have any sexual partners and really miss receiving oral sex. I didn't know something like this existed so was very keen to try it! The slowest setting feels the most realistic in my opinion, as I'd be impressed if I found anyone who could move their tongue as fast as the other 2 speeds! They still feel great but just not as much like real oral. In fact I'd actually like an even slower speed. This doesn't feel exactly like oral sex but is a very good replacement. A bit bulky to hold but once I figured out the best position for me it was ok. Easy to take apart and clean. Downside is that it is quite loud. Use lots of lube and enjoy trying the different settings. It also felt nice experimenting with moving the toy slightly from side to side and in small circular motions on the clit

  95. Lovehoney C.★★★★☆
    July 1, 2020

    Absolutely great if a little loud

    Oral sex is the one thing guaranteed to get me off which is why I’m always on the look out for the best oral designed toys, the Squeel looked like it had hit this on the head!Now I don’t believe anything can fully replace the feeling of oral sex but this does come pretty close! The soft texture of the tongue like flaps and the different options in regards to speed and pattern certainly bring it close!The couple of downsides to this product was the bulk - this would not be a good travel toy (although the Squeel Go is available and would be an option) as it is pretty bulky.Also the noise is pretty loud - I was worried using this for fear my housemate would hear in the next room!Ultimately it is becoming one of my ‘go to’ toys for oral especially when combined with more sensation like a vibrator - however the only con I have is the noise does restrict on use.

  96. Lovehoney C.★★★★☆
    July 1, 2020

    Absolutely great if a little loud

    Oral sex is the one thing guaranteed to get me off which is why I’m always on the look out for the best oral designed toys, the Squeel looked like it had hit this on the head! Now I don’t believe anything can fully replace the feeling of oral sex but this does come pretty close! The soft texture of the tongue like flaps and the different options in regards to speed and pattern certainly bring it close! The couple of downsides to this product was the bulk - this would not be a good travel toy (although the Squeel Go is available and would be an option) as it is pretty bulky. Also the noise is pretty loud - I was worried using this for fear my housemate would hear in the next room! Ultimately it is becoming one of my ‘go to’ toys for oral especially when combined with more sensation like a vibrator - however the only con I have is the noise does restrict on use.

  97. Litte M.★★☆☆☆
    June 25, 2020

    Meh

    nothing special, definitely not worth the money, a generic vibratory would do much the same job. Its very bulky, sounds like a lawn mower and when lubed up very messy (not usually a bad thing) however it means you can't grip it well. Overall disappointing, wouldn't waste your noney

  98. X~Kat~X★★★☆☆
    June 15, 2020

    Alright

    When it arrived the packaging was nice and it looked impressive. bought the SQUEEL WHEEL in black. It takes 3 AAA batteries. I stuck the battery’s in, got comfy, lubed up and stuck it on. I went for the fastest setting. And it felt nice but I couldn’t get beyond just the nice feeling. It unfortunately didn’t do a lot for me. I will try it again and see if I can change my view on it to which I hope as it cost a lot and seems to get a lot of good reviews.

  99. Addicted O.★☆☆☆☆
    June 11, 2020

    Worst sex toy I had

    Tried it, felt uncomfortable and did nothing to me. Actually was unaroused by using it. And I am a very clitoral kind of person. Not a nice sensation, noise is very loud, and very cheaply made from what I remember. I am coming back 3 years after throwing this piece of rubbish away to write a review.. Thats how disappointing it was and it was much more expensive then. Dont waste your money

  100. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    May 3, 2020

    Liked it

    It was okay got me going but failed to finish me off. Felt nice but unfortunately not strong enough to make me cum. Nubs felt good on my clit used plenty of lube and also used a tingling clit gel which normally makes me cum when using a clitoral vibrator. Overall a good product but unfortunately not good enough to make me cum

  101. Cutebutpsychobutcute★★★☆☆
    April 28, 2020

    Arrived not working :(

    I was very excited to try this toy out having looked at it numerous times before but never committing to buying it until social distancing measures were introduced. My sqweel unfortunately arrived not working. I tried 2 sets of brand new fresh batteries, I also flipped them around to check if there were in the correct way. Please note even when the batteries were in the wrong way the light lit up. Once in the correct way and pressing the 1st button for the first setting I could hear the motor turning but no movement produced from the sqweel. I pressed the two buttons multiple times with no reaction from the toy. I got in touch with lovehoney who have arranged for a new one to be sent within 2-5 working days, the sooner the better. Fingers crossed I can soon update my review. Brilliant service.

  102. Newbie2020★☆☆☆☆
    April 8, 2020

    Disappointing

    I was super excited to try this and had been for a while.. it’s not comfortable, uses a lot of batteries and was disappointing.. the rabbits are much better at this sort of pleasure.. overly priced for such poor performance.Whilst everyone is different this just isn’t at good as it’s hyped up to be..

  103. Newbie2020★☆☆☆☆
    April 8, 2020

    Disappointing

    I was super excited to try this and had been for a while.. it’s not comfortable, uses a lot of batteries and was disappointing.. the rabbits are much better at this sort of pleasure.. overly priced for such poor performance. Whilst everyone is different this just isn’t at good as it’s hyped up to be..

  104. Troublie★☆☆☆☆
    April 8, 2020

    How About No

    I found this product to not work at all for me, it worked but it didn't work, you know. It seems as though for this to really get the spot you have to have no lips, also the little tongues would just stop every time they brushed against me, it wouldn't matter what setting it was on or where I place it, it just didn't work and I for no sensation from it. It's also rather chunky so it's just uncomfortable to hold as well as the motor isn't as quiet as you'd think or hope. Honestly I felt like I'd wasted my money and I was excited for it when I purchased it.

  105. Little K.★★★★★
    March 21, 2020

    Wow

    This was my first time purchasing a toy like this. I couldnt decide on what to choose so i got this. Boy was i overwhelmed with this baby!!! I waited to test it out with my partner and he went crazy watching me use this toy and had my first squirting experience and boy did he love that!! I'll be purchasing the travel size one for sure!!

  106. Melbf22★★★☆☆
    March 10, 2020

    Not quite the real deal

    The sqweel 2 is overall a good toy, it has multi speed function so can change the direction and speed of the rubber ‘tongues’. The toy is quite loud. When using the sqweel 2, it is a good idea to use lots of lube. When you use the toy with plenty of lube it does feel great.

  107. Lisianthus★★★☆☆
    February 13, 2020

    Acquired Taste

    Once I put the batteries in I tested the buttons and they worked fine and it wasn't fiddly or overly complicated so I applied a plentiful amount of lube and gently placed it on my clit.It felt pleasurable in little intervals but would occasionally hurt when I would switch the settings to spin clockwise as it would nip my clit.Moreover, when I took it apart to clean it I did find it slightly fiddly because I couldn't get the small pannel on the side to slip off and it was fiddly to try and clean it thoroughly and put all the pieces back together afterwards.

  108. Lisianthus★★★☆☆
    February 13, 2020

    Acquired Taste

    Once I put the batteries in I tested the buttons and they worked fine and it wasn't fiddly or overly complicated so I applied a plentiful amount of lube and gently placed it on my clit. It felt pleasurable in little intervals but would occasionally hurt when I would switch the settings to spin clockwise as it would nip my clit. Moreover, when I took it apart to clean it I did find it slightly fiddly because I couldn't get the small pannel on the side to slip off and it was fiddly to try and clean it thoroughly and put all the pieces back together afterwards.

  109. Dubes’ G.★★★★★
    November 22, 2019

    Cum, cum and cum again

    My last boyfriend before I got married loved going down on me. I guess I was incredibly spoiled because he ate me out at least 3 times a day and could make me cum immediately! Now that I’m married, it’s not something my husband has ever wanted to do. This sucks!!!!! I must say that I’m extremely sexual and want it all the time! I was so excited to finally see the sqweel 2 advertised and immediately ordered it. As soon as I got it I put the batteries in and went to town! Don’t be shy about using plenty of lube....just think wet mouth! At first I thought it was loud, but as soon as I started, I could only hear myself. Spread your legs wide and let it go! If you can get your partner involved, this is the best toy ever! Bear with me...if you can visualize you’ll buy this immediately. Personally, the best way to use this is to use plenty of lube and get in doggie style position. I hold and work the sqweel 2 while my husband penetrates me. Holy shit this will drive you crazy! Hold out for as long as you possibly can back off on the sqweel for a few seconds and just get pounded. When your ready to have the most unbelievable orgasm have your partner lube his finger and as you get the sqweel 2 right where you want it and your legs start to vibrate have him use his finger to penetrate your anus while pounding you. If you’ve never had a squirting orgasm, you will now!!!

  110. Ready2explore★★★★☆
    November 17, 2019

    Don’t doubt you need it

    Boy was I skeptical I was excited while was reading all the reviews but I had to try it. As someone who loves oral this toy is amazing . You do have to use lube to get it feeling to get it feeling real but I used it everyday bet enough first week I got it. It’s not way to loud and plus it’s really easy to clean the parts are detachable and you just rinse it. So ladies lay back lube up and just enjoy I am quite Visual I like watching the toy around my clit. First toy I ever got and last toy unless it breaks.

  111. Alex B.★★★★★
    October 28, 2019

    Fantastic and very happy

    I tried this on myself when my boyfriend was away, it felt so real. I'm really happy as it makes me orgasm but, I don't like it. I love it! My boyfriend will never find out about that pleasure business, he's good at sex and that is the best machine.

  112. Sarah C.★★★★☆
    October 1, 2019

    Tongue tasting

    At first I wasn’t impressed with this as it was noisy and put me off using it but one morning I woke up so horny I needed some stimulation so used plenty of lube and gave it another goWow wow wow I had amazing orgasm the tongues felt so real flicking across my clitJust wish a man could flick his tongue this quick!! I think my husband believes I’m having an affair because our bed is constantly covered in my juices where I’ve constantly used this when he’s at work & im home alone!

  113. Sarah C.★★★★☆
    October 1, 2019

    Tongue tasting

    At first I wasn’t impressed with this as it was noisy and put me off using it but one morning I woke up so horny I needed some stimulation so used plenty of lube and gave it another go Wow wow wow I had amazing orgasm the tongues felt so real flicking across my clit Just wish a man could flick his tongue this quick!! I think my husband believes I’m having an affair because our bed is constantly covered in my juices where I’ve constantly used this when he’s at work & im home alone!

  114. Lovehoney P.★★★★★
    July 11, 2019

    Unusual but great

    This toy is well worth looking into, especially if you are looking for something different to the normal vibrating clitoral vibes. It's quite large and cumbersome, and doesn't quite look as sleek as other toys.However, it is very 'effective'! The silicone 'tongues' are amazing, and feel very close to the real thing. It's also pretty innocuous so you could leave it lying around and honestly, nobody would know what it was!It's really easy to clean and maintain.

  115. Lovehoney P.★★★★★
    July 11, 2019

    Unusual but great

    This toy is well worth looking into, especially if you are looking for something different to the normal vibrating clitoral vibes. It's quite large and cumbersome, and doesn't quite look as sleek as other toys. However, it is very 'effective'! The silicone 'tongues' are amazing, and feel very close to the real thing. It's also pretty innocuous so you could leave it lying around and honestly, nobody would know what it was! It's really easy to clean and maintain.

  116. Toybox18★★★★★
    July 3, 2019

    What a treat

    After eyeing this up for a while I finally decided I’d earnt a treat! Delivery was really fast and discreet as always! Knowing today was my delivery day, I couldn’t wait for my doorbell to ring! I wasted no time in getting this to use and wow did I orgasm not to mention more than once! It was only right to test out every setting after all! My favourite had to be reverse mode...it really does feel like the real deal! It’s quite bulky however it’s not difficult to manoeuvre or hold at all the one downfall is it is quite noisy....I also wish it was waterproof but other than that I recommend for when you’re partners away !

  117. Crazy L.★★★★★
    June 6, 2019

    It's great

    Great little toy. Really hits the spot. The reverse mode is fantastic. Feels like a real tongue. Didn't take long to work its charm. Toy worked great for 2 battery changes, then it stopped working. I always cleaned it after every use & looked after it, as it wasn't cheap.

  118. Touch I.★☆☆☆☆
    May 23, 2019

    Don't bother

    It was great for about 10mins then the pink tongues stopped spinning! The motor was still going but no "licking"!!! Absolutely useless!I haven't had chance to open it up and see if it's an easy fix. Though if it is, whipping out my screwdrivers and assorted tools mid sex, idk might be someone's kink (not judging), it's just ain't for us.TL;DR very expensive, single use, box of disappointment!

  119. Touch I.★☆☆☆☆
    May 23, 2019

    Don't bother

    It was great for about 10mins then the pink tongues stopped spinning! The motor was still going but no "licking"!!! Absolutely useless! I haven't had chance to open it up and see if it's an easy fix. Though if it is, whipping out my screwdrivers and assorted tools mid sex, idk might be someone's kink (not judging), it's just ain't for us. TL;DR very expensive, single use, box of disappointment!

  120. Gemmaxo★☆☆☆☆
    May 17, 2019

    Not as good as expected

    Very big and bulky to hold in my small hands, which was only made harder with the addition of lube! It’s also quite loud, which is intensified should you press it closer to your body for a firmer sensation. Overall very disappointed, and it will sit in my drawer as a very last resort. Would not recommend.

  121. Lydia F.★★★★★
    May 14, 2019

    Something different

    Had my eye on this for a while as it looks completely different to other clitoral toys that have the standard vibrations, wish I did not wait so long!The tongues are silky smooth and there is various different settings on how fast they move around.Make sure you add some water based lube to the area then spread your legs, sit back and enjoy!The size I found was perfect to hold, although it does look very large in the packet but when you get it out and position it correctly it is great.It is really easy to clean and store, and very simple to use.Overall I would say for anyone who enjoys oral needs one of these in their toy box!

  122. Lydia F.★★★★★
    May 14, 2019

    Something different

    Had my eye on this for a while as it looks completely different to other clitoral toys that have the standard vibrations, wish I did not wait so long! The tongues are silky smooth and there is various different settings on how fast they move around. Make sure you add some water based lube to the area then spread your legs, sit back and enjoy! The size I found was perfect to hold, although it does look very large in the packet but when you get it out and position it correctly it is great. It is really easy to clean and store, and very simple to use. Overall I would say for anyone who enjoys oral needs one of these in their toy box!

  123. One L.★☆☆☆☆
    May 2, 2019

    Poor

    I bought this going on other people reviews hoping it would be amazing and i have to say i am extremely disappointed. If you are a larger women like myself then dont buy, The machine itself is tiny and no use for a larger women like myself so fair to say i will get no use out of it and i am out of pocket also.

  124. Bhjmn★☆☆☆☆
    April 26, 2019

    Only if you have spare money

    Me being curious I've been looking at this toy for a while. What attracted me is ability to try a different type of stimulation compared to typical toys.This toy has several speeds and can spin in both directions (one way only or there and back - as you wish). The tongues feel soft and flexible yet they have a structure.The toy is very bulky, however, since it's so unusual, if anyone walks into your room and finds it, they won't be able to tell straight away that it's a sex toy.The toy is also rather loud and quite powerful. It might be a good thing for some but it was too much for me at the lowest setting. Even using it on my hand when I just got it, just to learn how to use it, left my hand a little sore.Can be disassembled for cleaning rather easy.

  125. Bhjmn★☆☆☆☆
    April 26, 2019

    Only if you have spare money

    Me being curious I've been looking at this toy for a while. What attracted me is ability to try a different type of stimulation compared to typical toys. This toy has several speeds and can spin in both directions (one way only or there and back - as you wish). The tongues feel soft and flexible yet they have a structure. The toy is very bulky, however, since it's so unusual, if anyone walks into your room and finds it, they won't be able to tell straight away that it's a sex toy. The toy is also rather loud and quite powerful. It might be a good thing for some but it was too much for me at the lowest setting. Even using it on my hand when I just got it, just to learn how to use it, left my hand a little sore. Can be disassembled for cleaning rather easy.

  126. Superj60★☆☆☆☆
    February 1, 2019

    Disappointing

    Bought this a while ago for my partner because at the time there was a lot of buzz around it. We have tried it on a number of occasions and every time we are left with disappointment. The "tongues" just don't seem to do a lot even trying the different settings doesn't improve things. Coupled with the bulky housing and noise it just isn't for us. I accept that every woman is unique and this might suit someone else's body better, but it is not for us. I cannot recommend this product

  127. Stace35★★☆☆☆
    January 17, 2019

    Not for me

    I bought this toy because I love oral sex !My other half tried it on me and unfortunately it didn't do much for me personally. I found it very loud and the feel of it (even with lots of lube on) just felt cold and hard. It was awkward to clean but wasn't a hassle.This in my opinion was nowhere near like the real thing. I love clit stimulation but this is now in my drawer tucked away. But..... again with LH, the packaging was descreet and fast delivery.

  128. Stace35★★☆☆☆
    January 17, 2019

    Not for me

    I bought this toy because I love oral sex ! My other half tried it on me and unfortunately it didn't do much for me personally. I found it very loud and the feel of it (even with lots of lube on) just felt cold and hard. It was awkward to clean but wasn't a hassle. This in my opinion was nowhere near like the real thing. I love clit stimulation but this is now in my drawer tucked away. But..... again with LH, the packaging was descreet and fast delivery.

  129. Bustygirllife★☆☆☆☆
    November 9, 2018

    Disappointing to say the least

    I bought this hoping for a great time after plenty of lube I settled in to try it out and to be honest it was more than a little disappointing after an hour I was no where near close to intended orgasm so gave up and used another toy, it’s large, bulky, heavy and a pain to clean, pretty disappointed I Paid full price for this avoid and buy just about anything else

  130. Lovehoney N.★★★★☆
    October 11, 2018

    Close to the real thing but not quite there...

    I was skeptical of this product at first but decided to give it a go after all the good reviews. When I first turned this on i was very pleasantly surprised at how quiet this was! I lubed up both the toy and myself as the tongues didnt feel as soft as i thought they would be. I felt like the first setting (the slowest) was enough for me as the faster settings were abit too intense. For me personally I would use this toy as abit of 'foreplay' before using my rabbit. This product is probably as close as you're gonna get to oral but personally I will just stick to my man.

  131. Lyvetta★★★★☆
    September 13, 2018

    A unique addition

    I will preface this by saying it doesn't bring me to orgasm so if you are looking for one toy with only that goal in mind I would look elsewhere.This doesn;t mean it doesn;t have a place in my box of tricks. It's a unique toy that doesn;t feel like anything else I own and is fun to use as foreplay before a more traditional vibrator. Wprking through the setting using a lot of water based lube I found it to be super successful at getting me just to the edge of orgasm before finsihing off with a vibrator on a much lower setting than I would usually. As ot doesnt rely on heavy pressure and strong vibrations I think it can be usuful for those of us that are more inclined to go straight to more full on play in wakening up the nerves and making us more sensitive reducing the need for higher vibration settings

  132. Lyvetta★★★★☆
    September 13, 2018

    A unique addition

    I will preface this by saying it doesn't bring me to orgasm so if you are looking for one toy with only that goal in mind I would look elsewhere. This doesn;t mean it doesn;t have a place in my box of tricks. It's a unique toy that doesn;t feel like anything else I own and is fun to use as foreplay before a more traditional vibrator. Wprking through the setting using a lot of water based lube I found it to be super successful at getting me just to the edge of orgasm before finsihing off with a vibrator on a much lower setting than I would usually. As ot doesnt rely on heavy pressure and strong vibrations I think it can be usuful for those of us that are more inclined to go straight to more full on play in wakening up the nerves and making us more sensitive reducing the need for higher vibration settings

  133. Horneywife★★★★★
    July 16, 2018

    Very pleasing

    Hubby works away quite a lot so treated myself to this... wow! Love the different settings and directions of the tabs.. works very well with lube and hits the spot every time!Maybe the design could be done a bit differently as quite bulky to hold, would be good if it was on the end of a pole for easy self pleasure.

  134. Horneywife★★★★★
    July 16, 2018

    Very pleasing

    Hubby works away quite a lot so treated myself to this... wow! Love the different settings and directions of the tabs.. works very well with lube and hits the spot every time! Maybe the design could be done a bit differently as quite bulky to hold, would be good if it was on the end of a pole for easy self pleasure.

  135. Beachbunny84★★★★★
    July 15, 2018

    Never cum so fast

    So this little guy/gal showed up today. At first I was disappointed until I laid back and completely spread my legs so everything was exposed. I’m just saying that this was the fastest I’ve ever cum. Make sure you use a lot of lube but I only had a few minutes until I had to get ready for work. I came so fast that I had 3 minutes to spare. Seriously probably my new favorite toy.

  136. Missy E.★★★★★
    June 27, 2018

    Wow

    This product is insane! Upon opening this product I was actually rather surprised by its size as it was actually bigger than I was expecting. However, when I used it, I realised it was actually the perfect size as it fits in your hand very comfortable, allowing you to achieve maximum results! The product itself has a very nice design and to someone not involved in the sex toy world, they most probably would not realise what it is! The toy also feels very sturdy and strong, giving you the impression that it will last for a very long time. As for the "tounges" they are silky smooth and once lubed up, feel really good! Now to the actual use of the product. This product is hands down amazing. Many people have said that this feels like the real thing, however, I would have to disagree, it feels even better! On just the lowest spin speed an orgasm is easily achievable, so once you turn it on to full speed, it's incredible! And don't even get me started on the reverse mode, wow wow wow! The multiple different modes of this toy makes it super versatile and every time you use it it's a different experience, meaning that you're never going to get bored! It is also usable on nipples so go ahead, it's just as great of an experience! This is defiantly one of my favourite toys and one of the first that I grab for every time! Its also great that you can remove the 'tounges' for easy cleaning to allow you to keep it hygienic and the nice lid allows you to protect your toy from unwanted dirt and dust. Fantastic!

  137. Anonymous★★★★☆
    June 13, 2018

    Well it works

    Ok ok so, have been watching the product for a while . I came across the item as was instantly intrested, I then went down and had a read of the reviews and i was put off . Eventually I ended up going back and purchasing with discount . First things first, it feels nothing like oral sex (sorry) Yes it will make you c** as its constantly flicking your clit . It's loud so people will know your doing something It works but it doesn't feel how I wanted it to .

  138. Bribuzzy★★★★★
    May 22, 2018

    Like no other toy

    Bought the Sqweel 2 alongside a bulk order of about 6 other toys I wanted to try out! Had a 50% off code so had a bit of a splurge (thanks LH!!!) As usual, order came next day, discreetly and neatly packaged and got it indoors like a kid at Christmas when the postman delivered it!! Of all the toys I’ve wanted to try, this was the one I wanted to try most but was also apprehensive as didn’t know if it would be for me. Boy oh boy I was in for a treat. Once I’d unpackaged and loaded the batteries I lapped up the lube from the back of my hand with the toy and got going. It was a sensation like I’d never felt from a toy before and I was actually really shocked at how much it felt like the real thing to an extent. I managed to use it hands free which left me free to play elsewhere and it didn’t take long until I had the most intense orgasm (and maybe a couple more afterwards!!!) If you’re sceptical about this toy then please don’t be as it’s absolutely amazing and really does do what it says on the tin. And with the great deals and discounts that lovehoney have to offer, you’re bound to pick it up at an even better price but it’s still worth every penny of the £39.99 it’s listed for. One word - FABULOUS!!!

  139. Boomplus★★★★☆
    April 11, 2018

    Great little machine

    Bought this to use for the wife to give a diffrent demension on foreplay. When we opened this it was nicely presented and comes with a plastic lid to keep it safe and secure when not in use. We lubed it up and started on the slowest speed to give it a try. My wife loved it instantly. We found that the middle speed was best and gave just the right amount of sensation. Quite hard for my wife to use by herself but with me holding it this little baby worked wonders. Very easy to clean as it seperates and allows access to every nook and cranny.

  140. Insatiable40something★★★★★
    March 28, 2018

    Head spinner

    Amazing gadget. I have never tried anything like this before and was a little sceptical but wanted a little Easter treat! I would have liked the black one but was out of stock but it does the exact same thing. It does look like an actual toy, could easily be in toys r us and not stand out! I used this alongside a dildo and what a surprise it was. I like to edge for a long time, but that would be impossible using this! Within seconds, literally, I exploded! Absoloutley brilliant 'investment'! It's also very teasing on my nipples too. I know what I'll be doing over Bank Holiday weekend! Thanks Lovehoney x

  141. Lovebunnys★★★★★
    March 12, 2018

    The reverse is fab

    Got this when it was on the £20 deal. Ordered one for me and one for my friends bday. But i also had a voucher for 20 off when you spen 40. So we got these for a tenner each basically. This lil machine of toungs is fantastic, the 3 speeds are amazing however i only enjoyed the reverse setting. The forward one hurt alot as im sensitive and the back and forth just wasnt that great. Once i got it going in reverse it legit blew my mind. I recomend usinga lot of lube with this toy but it is still fantastic.

  142. Lmlb★☆☆☆☆
    March 10, 2018

    Disappointed

    I was very excited to try this toy but when it arrived it vibrates but the tongues wouldn’t spin I tried everything to get it working but sadly the tongues wouldn’t spin and I am very disappointed this toy was recommended to me by a friend and I’m very glad I got it when it was on sale and not the full price

  143. Deianira★★☆☆☆
    February 13, 2018

    A different experience than expected

    The Sqweel 2 was very different than I expected it to be. It arrived on time and my first impression was of how palm shaped it is. I put in the batteries and covered it in copius amounts of water based lube as instructed on the informational videos. However when I turned it on I was greeted with a very loud and obvious mechanical whirring that didn't abate with use. I then attempted to use it, but the design and the amount of lube needed to avoid soreness made it extremely difficult to keep a hold of. The most frustrating feature was that when I pressed it harder to get more sensation the wheel slowed considerably and the noise intensified. However, my experience using it on my chest was completely different. It was easy and immensely pleasant. Overall, if nipple play is your objective i highly recommend it but if your looking for lower stimulation, unless your particularly sensitive i would look elsewhere.

  144. Crissixx★★★☆☆
    January 31, 2018

    A lovely suprise

    I had always wanted to try the 'Sqweel' One toy that has always interested me! The packaging from love honey was discreet as always and the Sqweel was packed very nicely! I also loved the fact that there are two colours to choose from! Im a bit of a goth at heart so the black option was the obviously choice for me! It comes in a case with an easily removable lid which protects the tongues nicely and keeps it nice and compact! Very easily to use and navigate. I found the easiest way to use it was to lower myself onto it in a straddle position and let the tongues run freely over me! I used lube with this toy which made the entire experience extremely pleasurable! I only have a couple of not so positive thoughts! One is the noise, its pretty loud! The second is pressure, you cant put much pressure on the tongue at all otherwise it will just stop!

  145. Limamc★☆☆☆☆
    January 22, 2018

    Didn't do much

    I was excited to get this since it was so highly recommended, but upon trying it a few times, I was highly disappointed. It's difficult to hold. The "tongues" don't go very fast, even on high speed. Unfortunately, I got it for a special trip and by the time I realized it was a piece of junk, it was past the 30 day return period under the satisfaction guarantee. I won't waste my money on something like this again.

  146. Emmydar★★★★★
    January 17, 2018

    Simply Amazing

    Feels like the real deal, absolutely amazing. Plus when I'm done with it, I can put it away! Definitely would recommend this product to anyone looking for a great night in! Could also be used with a partner, which adds to the fun. You should definitely consider purchasing this toy 😊 But do note this is a noisy toy.

  147. Greenhorn101★★★☆☆
    January 11, 2018

    Tongue Tied

    Ok. Who doesn't like going down on a woman? Thought i'd give this a try to give my tongue a break! Was sadly let down as was my partner. Although the thinking is there the end result is not as great as you might expect. The design looks great but we found it awkward to hold, it is so noisy it almost turns you off having fun. It's too clinical an object and kinda removes the fun from what should be a very enjoyable time. Again, you can't beat the real thing ; )

  148. Juicee93★★★★☆
    January 11, 2018

    Better than I expected

    I wasn’t sure what to expect of this but I didn’t think it would be fantastic but I have to admit it was good. Definitely stimulated me and enjoyed it. Would recommend it. Although I find things like vibrators work better it is definitely my second choice thereafter. However I have to admit it did feel like someone was going down on me. So if you’re looking for something a little different for your alone time or to spruce it up with your partner I definitely would recommend.

  149. Craddle S.★★★★★
    January 11, 2018

    Mmmm...

    I bought this while it was on a 3 for £50 offer and im so glad i did! I am a huge fan of oral and can have my partner down there for hours! My go to toy is usually my rabbit as i struggle with weaker types, but this! OMG! Once you get all lubed up and slippery its about as close to the real deal as your going to get. There are a good few options to choose from with the vibrations which i love, normally id jump straight to the highest most powerful one but i adored this! Its just so WOW! Its a fair size but comfortable in my hand, his hand, placed on a flat surface you name it. It wont take long to achieve an orgasm with this and it'll keep you going again and again if you let it. Cleaning is pretty easy, didnt think it would be but its no bother and to top it all off the sliding lid is an added extra. Seriously cant find fault with it at all. Thanks lovehoney! :-D

  150. Gamer G.★★★★☆
    December 25, 2017

    Fun but easy to break

    So I had dreamed of buying one of these since the original came out. When I finally did, it was pretty great. The tounges seemed to be very nice and quality material. Smooth. It was slightly noisy but not off putting to me personally. Unfortunately when it came to actual use, while it felt good, you couldnt use too much pressure or the motor couldnt keep spinnging the wheel of tongues. I was too rough with it in that aspect and broke it in about a week. I would not recommend this product but if they ever come out with the sqweel 3 and its more durable I am so down to buy it.

  151. 07smithhel★★★★★
    December 10, 2017

    Wow

    Feels like the real deal, absolutely amazing. Plus when I'm done with it with I can put it away! Definitely would recommend this product to anyone looking for a great night in! Could also be used with a partner, but I prefer to use it on my own. Easy to clean as parts all come off. You should definitely consider purchasing this product amazing .

  152. X K.★★★★☆
    November 27, 2017

    Odd but strangely satisfying

    Ok so I’m gonna put it out there.. this product is quite simply very odd! However... that being said it works! Not entirely how it is sold because, well.. I don’t see how you can really simulate oral sex without an actual tongue attached to an actual human! But like I said it does work quite well in terms of orgasms. It’s definitely not for you if you’re a fan of instant gratification because this definitely takes its time, well for me anyway. Lots of lube is definitely needed otherwise the sensation is fairly unpleasant! The noise level isn’t too bad and the controls are nice and easy to use and access. It’s fairly bulky to hold for a long period of time but not too bad. The cleaning is a bit of a hassle but seeing as how long you will need to set aside for an orgasm to build another few minutes is hardly going to make much difference. I’ll be honest and say I don’t often reach for this but mainly because I’m usually in a rush and quite impatient! However when I do fancy a treat and make some time in my day it’s great to really relax into and build an orgasm.

  153. Phil42★☆☆☆☆
    September 28, 2017

    Simply not enough

    The concept is great. My wife was very excited to try it. We got prepared (i am sure i need say no more on that) and the sqweel 2 was applied. ...but oh dear. After a couple of minutes of adjustment and changes of angle it was replaced with one of my wifes more trust favourites. It may be a personal preference think but she said she simply couldnt push it against herself hard enough. The little 'tongues' though pleasant dont provide enough vibration. Oh and oh-boy it was noisey. All round not quite right for my lovely lady. A lesson learned. Genuinely disappointing

  154. Sagtini★★★★★
    September 13, 2017

    Best thing I've bought so far

    I bought this for my gf as she wanted to try something different from the usual vibrators and dildos, and boy do I wish I had got this sooner! She absolutely loved using it and for me to watch her got me so turned on. The only draw back of this toy is the buttons are easily touched during use knocking it either off or to another setting. Which was a little frustrating for her as she was getting into a rhythm. We have used the sqweel a few times now and our other toys have been left in the box. It's gonna be tough to find a new toy that can beat this. Cleaning the sqweel is very easy with sliding the cover off and removing the wheel and washing under the tap. The sqweel is of good build but is a little noisey, lucky for us the kids have been out each time we have used it. I would give this 10 stars, but because off the buttons being easily knocked I will give 9.

  155. Ailsa★★★★★
    August 22, 2017

    Okay. Wow.

    Up until recently oral sex has been the only way I could cum. So I really wanted to give this a try. And it definitely lives up to its name. If oral sex is your thing, you NEED this! Definitely recommend. It's really intense, it doesn't feel exactly like the real thing, but come..ahem cums very close indeed.

  156. Richard B.★★★★★
    August 4, 2017

    Amazing sensations

    I'm a guy, and this feels amazing for simulating rimming. Takes a lot of lube, but the sensations are great, some throbbing like sensations, and there's a range of selectable settings. Feels great as foreplay but equally as good to use after a play session when it feels ultra sensitive. Recommended!

  157. Rawx★☆☆☆☆
    August 3, 2017

    Just why

    So im always interested in something different and this was exactly that! .. it came as always in discreet packaging and was delivered quickly to my house. After reading lots of reviews on it I knew exactly how to use it and couldnt wait to give it a go.. Well its probably up there with top ten things ive ever wasted money on.. the sensation is more like something tapping your lady parts (maybe I was doing something very wrong?! But I tried and tried and tried again) and the noise this thing makes is anything but discreet.. its such a shame as it promises such big things but i felt this really was such a let down. It quickly got thrown away after a few weeks of trying different angles and lubes etc.. maybe its just not for me..

  158. Sinfully S.★★★★★
    July 26, 2017

    Orally long journey

    Okay, I’m going to try to keep this as short as possible, but you’re going to have to strap yourself in for this one. I’m about to take you on a journey – one that has taken the better part of three years, and has seen me through several dress sizes and subsequent body changes. Yes, it’s certainly a personal one for me, but I feel like I’ve got some unique insight to offer, so you can be sure I’m going to try my best to do just that. Picture it; spring 2014. I’m packing some extra weight pretty much everywhere capable of carrying it, but I’m determined to have a fulfilling sex life if it kills me. The Sqweel 2 is at the peak of its popularity, and I’m just one of many eager to test it out. Funds are short, but I save up, and eventually come to place my very first order with Lovehoney. It arrives, and I eagerly scramble for my AAA batteries, of which it takes three. After a quick fumble with the easy-to-learn controls, I grab a bottle of my then-favourite lube, spread my legs, and mentally prepare myself for what I’m sure will be the thrill of a lifetime. Boy, was I disappointed! My generously cushioned labia were completely wrong for the toy. I had to spread myself with one hand and awkwardly hold the sqweel at a strange angle, just for it to make contact with the all-important clitoris. Even then, the tongues felt jammy, jumpy, and just plain wrong. There was no smooth, lapping sensation as promised on the item description, and, as far as I was concerned, the toy was a complete dud. Discouraged, I packed it away in the back of a drawer, never to be seen again. Until late 2015, that is. I’m a little slimmer, and I haven’t thought about the sqweel in quite some time. I’m somewhat more versed in the way of toys, and I’ve tried a lot over the past year and a half, but there’s something inside of me yearning for a change of pace. I remember the sqweel, which has since been moved to my now specified toy box, and decide to give it one last chance. It can’t hurt, right? Well, not much. Things went smoother that time around, and my labia, now slightly less puffy, was more accepting of the intrusion. I still had to spread myself, that was a given, and hold the toy with the other hand, but the sensation felt so much better than before. Lubed up, and with significantly less jam than before, the sqweel really did feel like oral. I came, and had a grand old time while it lasted. However, I just wasn’t happy with the awkwardness of use. I didn’t want to have to use two hands, and I didn’t want to have to hold anything at weird angles just to get off, so I put it back where I found it. I decided then and there that it was too good to omit entirely, but it was tricky, so would be permitted leave from the box on only the most special of occasions. July 2017. Almost two years later, I find myself pondering my oldest toy. It doesn’t get used as much as staples like my glass dildos and wand, but it’s come far from its days of solitary confinement, and it is by no means a ‘special occasion’ type toy. It has its place amongst the others, and it receives what I’d consider a fair share of attention when the need calls. Now a healthy size 10, I hold it, considering the journey I’ve taken to get there, and how my opinion of this compact little mouth machine has changed so much over the course of it. Use is now an easy, one-handed affair, albeit with wide-stretched legs. The sensations are as wonderful as they were back in 2015, but I now have a free hand to wander wherever it so wishes. The orgasms are strong, but I delay them, perfectly content to indulge myself in the feeling of being well and truly taken care of. I love oral, and, as with most women, can never have too much, so I adore the fact that I can have it on tap. Things are great, and, at this point, I’d recommend it to just about anyone. Except I wouldn’t. Not really. If the changes in my body, and my response to the toy, are anything to go by, I’d have to argue the fact that the sqweel just can’t please everybody. While it is certainly a genius creation, with a sensible one-size-fits-all mentality, there are going to be cases where it just won’t glide with your body type. It’s not just about weight, not at all, that’s just my experience. But, the fact remains – all labia are built differently! We all have different sizes, different shapes, different fat distributions; not all types are going to work with this particular toy. In my opinion, I would discourage those of you with full coverage lips from buying this toy. If you need one hand to spread yourself before enjoying it, you might just find it too fiddly for your taste. However, if, knowing this, you still want to try it, go ahead! If you don’t mind using both hands, and are still intrigued, go ahead! And, if you’re sat there thinking ‘none of this applies to me, what is this woman talking about?’, well, go ahead! I love this toy, and genuinely do want others to experience the pleasure that I do when using it, so of course I recommend it. I just also recommend using some sensible judgement before doing so. In terms of use, it works well, feels good, and is definitely an asset to my collection. It is most certainly a pleasure to have around, and, despite my changing opinions over time, I’m extremely glad that I bought it. It’s as close as it gets to the real thing, and some nights I’d be lost without it. I think this is a fantastic toy, and, honestly, I’d love to meet the genius behind the idea – it’s fantastic! Just, please, use caution before buying, and please don’t write the toy off as a dud if it doesn’t work for you straight away. It could just need some adjusting, or you might just need to work on your technique a little before getting it just right. And, if on the off chance it still doesn’t work for you, Lovehoney has a fantastic 365 day return policy for account holders, so you needn’t fret too much if you’re on the fence. The sqweel is a fantastic toy, and a bargain at that. I know for sure that I’ll be buying another if this one ever dies. I wouldn’t be without it now.

  159. Kieran C.★★★★★
    July 16, 2017

    Lady licking goodness

    I was quite surprised to see a toy like this, as far as I know it's the only one if it's kind but it goes without saying that it needs no competition. The tongues are very lifelike and after lubrication they become slick and slippery just like the real deal, except you get the pleasure of 10 tongues instead of just one. They can spin in reverse to offer you a whole different sensation if you get tired of the forward flicking assault down under. It can be a little noisy as the motor does make noticeable noise, especially at the higher intensity speeds. But it's not what I'd call "loud" especially when in use as the sound is dampened by the vibrations shuddering through your body. If anything I'd say focus on quieting yourself, cos nobody is going to hear this toy over the moans it'll make you produce. There are plenty of patterns to mix it up and keep you entertained along with the usual 3 speed settings, so it's up to you if you want the occasional back and forth lick or constant clitoral licking. Depending on your position you can either hold the toy while in use, or place it down and straddle yourself atop it, leaving your hands free for other things. It comes apart easily so you can give it a good clean. The whole design is very slimline for what it is and kinda reminds me of a clam, also the cover to keep the tongues clean and soft is a nice touch. The only definite fault I'd say is the batteries, they run dry quicker than would have liked, although depending on how long you last will determine how many sessions you get out of it before it dies. Other than that she had no complaints, so if you're looking for something different, you've found it here ladies.

  160. Lewisloo★☆☆☆☆
    April 16, 2017

    In the drawer

    Bought this with some much hope and the outcome being great, I love giving my wife oral sex and she loves receiving it so I was hoping that this toy would be the next big thing, unfortunately it failed and didn't hit any spots so sits in the draw gathering dust

  161. Part1of2★☆☆☆☆
    April 4, 2017

    Not our style

    We weren't impressed with the power or speed of this toy and rarely used it. The idea is great but the build quality and feel of the unit wasn't impressive either. Rather noisy . Minor good point was the batteries are not the obscure to procure size that often happen with toys.

  162. Lovehoney-Honeybadger★★★★☆
    March 18, 2017

    A licking good toy

    The sqweel is a great simulation of oral sex. And it's second to none on the market that I've tried. we all prefer the real thing but this is possibles the best substitute for that lasting lip service.my only criticism is the package says quite it's not as quite as some main stream vibrators but is still discrete and fulfills the needs every time.lots of lube is essential for this toy to work properly and can be a pain to clean.

  163. Terrible V.★★★★☆
    February 10, 2017

    It's different

    I got this a few months ago, and have given it a few tries in varying positions. The 'tongues' are great and hit the spot. It is powerful enough to make your knees tremble, and with it being handheld you can move it around with little difficulty to hit just the right spot. The sound can be annoying at the beginning but once you get into it, the sound disappears, just like magic! And adding the lube can be a little fiddly but it is needed. I still prefer the original style vibrators as I need quite a bit of umphh to get there, but as something as a treat now and again it's amazing!

  164. Lovehoney S.★★★★☆
    February 6, 2017

    I Heart Sqweel

    I will be honest here, in the three years I have worked for Lovehoney I have never been bothered about the Sqweel. I thought my body needed some legit vibrations to be happy but oh mannnn... I was wrong. This toy delivers. the Sqweel comes in a plastic box type of packaging which I find is a little outdated. To be fair, the Sqweel 2 as a whole is a little outdated and I would love an updated version in this type of size. It does look a bit clunky but I personally believe the orgasms are worth it. Once the batteries are popped in do make sure you definitely put a good amount of water based lubricant on the tongues. It is a little difficult however you will thank yourself later. When in use it is quite easy to hold and to press the play button however I definitely could not reach the little rotating button so do keep this in mind. The sensations this toy provides is absolutely incredible, I actually kind of hate myself a little bit that I did not consider this sooner. It definitely takes me longer than usual to orgasm but it is definitely worth it. You get more of a build up and a different type of stimulation pleasure with the Sqweel 2 which I absolutely loved, and is definitely bringing me back to wanting to use it again and again. My personal suggestions would be to definitely revamp the Sqweel into a third edition in the future. USB rechargable, waterproof, little slimmer and easier to navigate would be fantastic. These are the only things that put me off really, as it is missing the essential features that all toys have these days. The Sqweel Go may provide that however, it's so much smaller! That being said I am more than happy with the Sqweel 2 and it definitely gave me a surprise with how much I enjoyed it.

  165. 50 T.★★★☆☆
    January 7, 2017

    Does the job but not my favourite toy

    I purchased this not long ago and couldn't wait to try it out, one word of advice; use lube! It's powerful, reliable and done the job pretty quickly. One thing I would say is that personally it's not a toy you can use for a long time as you're bound to get sensitive but it done the job for me pretty quickly so no complaints there!

  166. Graceland★★★★☆
    January 6, 2017

    Feels good

    I've had my eye on the sqweel for quite a while so when I saw it on offer I snapped it up...I'm in two minds about this toy....it does feel really good but I'm not sure if it's enough to get me off on its own, I will experiment with it a bit more and see what happens as I really like the feel of it.

  167. Kellym30★★★★☆
    January 5, 2017

    Wow

    So I've had my eye on this toy for a while now, discovered it was in the sale last week and had oh points to use so thought why not!! Stalked the postman all morning waiting for it to come, i was far too excited. Soon as it came I took it to my room as I just wanted to try it out straight away. Took it out its packaging, was a little bigger then I expected, after placing batteries in it I lubed up the tongues and myself and got to work testing out the speeds and settings. It takes a little time to get used to it the first time round. I can honestly say this is the next best thing to a real man going down on you, I love how I can control when I'm going to cum with this I love the feel of being licked being able to control the speed on this means I can make it last as long as I wish. I've used it 3 times in 6 days and love it, the orgasms it gives are Amazing. Easy to clean and store!!

  168. Shamsa★★★★★
    January 4, 2017

    Made me sqweel

    Really loved this felt so real as I type enjoy oral Lube it up and your on your way I screamed my flat down was so much fun only down side was the batteries finish quickly over fall my favourite toy and it's not loud either perfect for my solo play

  169. Pete@Vic★★★☆☆
    November 25, 2016

    Mixed feelings

    I bought this for my gf after reading nearly every review and because it is advertised as the best oral stimulator. Well, that must have been a few years ago. This toy ain't expensive but it ain't cheap either so you have certain basic hopes based on the price alone. I must admit it is nicely packed and made reasonably well and makes you smile when you first use it. It is however bulky and noisy at high speed what might put some people off. The silicone tongues are pretty soft when applied to skin but let's face it...the clit is much closer to red flesh than skin and so the tongues feel pretty hard when applied. It's a weird sensation that might make you come with some effort and concentration but your clit will be sore fast and you won't be in the mood to repeat the process very quickly. The motor is average and tends to stop if to much pressure is applied. We also found it practical to only rotate it in one direction. So in summary, nice unordinary gizmo but it just didn't make us cum.

  170. Lovehoney I.★★★★★
    November 1, 2016

    Quite impressed

    This product is definitely worth trying. As long as you use lots of lube with it, it feels amazing. The option of having three different speeds is great. The only problem I had with it was that if you hold it against your skin too hard, the wheel will stop, so it can be a bit difficult to hold it at just the right amount of pressure. Also I would have preffered the 'tongues' to be a bit softer, bigger and feel more realistic. Overall, I would definitely recommend as it's the closest you can get to the real thing and is perfect for people who aren't so keen on vibrations and want to try something different.

  171. Jsk★★★★☆
    October 3, 2016

    A good toy, but

    The moment I saw this toy, I had to have it. I absolutely love anything tongue shaped and for me this looked to be the ultimate. When it arrived I couldn't wait to try it out. That's when the problems began. The toy is quite bulky, a bit difficult to hold for someone with small hands, like me. I struggled to get and keep the toy in position. It just didn't seem to be getting the job done. Frustrated, I finally ended up reaching for another toy that I knew would finish me off. I cleaned and stored it regretfully, and in the wake of my other much loved toys, it sadly became forgotten. I wanted it to work, as I loved the design, but my impatience won out every time and I would pass it up for something I knew I loved. Until one day, I was in the mood, and I looked in that toy chest, a new determination rising. I grabbed the Sqweel 2 and lube, determined to give it another go. I told myself to be patient, play around a bit. Sucesss! The Sqweel is a great toy. The sensations are not really like anything else I have in my collection. It took me some time playing around with it, but it truly feels wonderful. So glad I gave it another go! I also loved the removable top; made storage nice and easy, keeping my toy safe and clean between uses. My Sqweel 2 is gone now(my fault), but I liked it well enough to purchase the Sqweel Go when I saw it on Lovehoney. I love the unique concept of the Sqweel brand, no other toys are quite like it. A final word of caution if you do purchase this; it is a bit loud, so I would suggest a fan or some music on while you play if you fear discovery.

  172. Missy P.★★★★☆
    September 18, 2016

    Good for some

    I bought this a little while ago and found that a) it's not for me and b) it does not feel like a real tongue. HOWEVER, if you enjoy a light touch on your clit you will absolutely love this, i can see how so many women are raving about this because if you are sensitive or like to tease yourself, this toy will be perfect for you 😊 i just need a little more power and found that when i tried to push the toy down for more pressure it would cause it to stop.

  173. Speedy22★☆☆☆☆
    August 1, 2016

    Not squealing

    The squeal wasn't what we expected. Just too loud and didn't do anything for us. It was nothing like the real thing and therefore we haven't used again. We've gone back to the tried and tested rabbit! This is a toy I can't really give any benefits apart from a good laugh. It does occasionally turn on when you haven't put the lock on.

  174. Trinity3★★★★☆
    July 14, 2016

    Sqweel 2

    The Sqweel 2 consists of a sleek plastic case, which holds the batteries and houses the control buttons, and a wheel with ten rotating, hypo-allergenic silicone tongues. The silicone tongues are smooth and feel like real skin. It has no odor. The silicone tongue wheel is waterproof; however, the casing is not. The texture is wonderful for beginners or advanced users. The Sqweel 2 is 5" and 0.6 pounds. It is larger than I expected, but it fits easily in my hand. It is shaped sort of like a giant clam shell. It has a see-through cap, so I would not just leave it laying around, as it is obvious that it is a sex toy. The Sqweel 2 offers three speeds and three modes, which are controlled by two buttons on the front. The modes include the wheel spinning downward, upward, and it also has a "flicker" mode in which the wheel spins back and forth. A lot of water based lube is necessary to use along with this. It is also fairly noisy, and if pressed too hard into yourself, the tongues will slow down or stop completely. It uses 2 AAA batteries. To clean it, you simply need to press the unlock button on the side of the casing, remove the wheel and clean it with warm soap and water or antibacterial toy cleaner. It comes packaged in a box with a see-through front. It is not really appealing or discreet. Instructions were included in the packaging.

  175. Richylucky★★★★★
    June 3, 2016

    Wow

    Used this for first time and must say how much my wife loved it. It was slightly more noisy than we both expected but not too loud. With a small amount of lube my wife was extremely happy and quite loud herself. It was very easy to clean and dry. A definite 'yes'.

  176. Lovelyvibes★☆☆☆☆
    June 2, 2016

    A fun idea, but just not enough I'm afraid

    (Speaking on behalf of my partner's experience and my own.) Don't get me wrong it feels good - for about a minute. Then suddenly it feels numb and repetitive. Unfortunately even with all the lube in the world it just didn't bring an orgasm. I didn't ever expect this to replicate the sensations of real oral sex for my partner, because it can only do the same motion. I know it can go backwards and forwards and you can rotate it a bit etc. but it's not the same. Not to mention it's cold, and hard all the time. A real tongue is warm, you can tense up, relax and let it run softly over your body, but this? No, sorry - it's just the same sharp consistent flicking sensation over and over again. Mechanically, the thing works just fine. It has two directions, 3 speeds and a flicker function. I can't really comment on reliability or battery life because in the year and a half we've had it we've used it twice - MAYBE three times. It feels okay for literally a few minutes (for my female partner), and after that she just has to switch to something more significant like a vibrator/bullet, usually the Lovehoney wand. Other points to talk about is that is is quite noisy and it's a bit difficult to cleanly apply the lube. You can have it lap it up out your hand or maybe pour it slowly onto it while it's running, generally though we had a messy experience every time. If you're a bloke like me and you fancy testing it on yourself, forget it - I can't think of any bloke enjoying this to the point of orgasm, or even enjoying it very much at all. Even if you could bring yourself to the edge with this thing, I think the O you experience would be severely lacking. The build quality however was very good, and I like that it came with a covering case top. The controls are very easy to use, not likely to confuse anyone. This may well be a suitable, even a great experience for some, perhaps if it only takes little physical stimulation to get you off. But for us and I expect many others, it just doesn't cut the mustard. Sorry Sqweel... 2/10 (I didn't include a vibration rating because this is NOT the same feeling, this is a different kind of stimulation - remember that.)

  177. M M.★☆☆☆☆
    May 31, 2016

    Rather unnatural and disapointing

    I thought this would be a fun addition to our relationship and that despite my OH loving to receive oral from me, this would be an interesting alternative. Sadly we were both disappointed... 'Felt more like I was abusing myself with a balloon whisk' was my OH's first response after we tried it.... second and third attempts did not improve the result... Its actually a huge toy... you imagine that its going to fit on the palm of your hand and be discrete, but it felt like holding a paperback book...Add to that, the need for lots of lube to get away from the feeling like your slapping the most sensitive bits of a body with rubber flaps and the rather unresponsive controls and this is an out right fail... Maybe for a singleton who cannot get real oral action, but this quickly got condemned to the bottom of the drawer for us, never to see the light of day!

  178. Cynthia D.★☆☆☆☆
    May 30, 2016

    Cute but not Powerful

    I ordered this thinking it would send me to new heights. As a 50-something woman, I can tell you, it's pretty tame. Sorry. Wish it stronger with more powerful settings. Great idea but maybe it's for the newbies. If you come up with something with more ..umph, let me know.

  179. Jessica 4.★★☆☆☆
    May 25, 2016

    Not sure

    When I first bought this product, I was so excited about it, but when I tried it out, it took an awful lot of effort (on my half!) To orgasm. The toy itself is fiddly to use and get the right position, but having said that, in the right position it can deliver fabulous orgasms. The toy is pretty loud, and has a few settings that change speed and direction and if you place it too close, the tongues will seize up and not go round, which can be a pain when you're about to climax! The tongues themselves are a nice material and feel good, but I think I'd have to play with this a bit more to get the full feel of it and get used to what works for me.

  180. Cola★★★★★
    May 6, 2016

    Brilliant

    Me and my husband loved it bit hard to lube but once u get it its great I am so glad I got it and it hits the spot and it feel great I found it was easy to clean haven't tried it in the bath yet but is should be fun

  181. Haly L.★★☆☆☆
    April 7, 2016

    Sqweel... Not so Much

    When I first came face to face with this product I thought it looked a bit tacky and cheap looking, the packaging it comes in does it no favours. I know this has some raving reviews from others, however it's no substitute for oral sex. Those 10 tongues most definitely are no substitute for one decent one. At first I felt nothing much so I knocked it up a level, at level 2 I felt like I was being hassled by a sex pest somewhat who didn't know what he was doing so was just lapping wildly and with setting 3 I felt like I was being slapped. I tried it all ways, forwards lapping, backwards lapping, sideways lapping, on my knees lapping, you name it and I tried it but nope it just wasn't working. The only thing I ended up with was me covered in lube which isn't good. The reason for this being because of the 10 tongues and silicone you need to lube it well. The easiest way to accomplish this is to put some lube on your hand and have it lap at it like a kitten would drink milk from a saucer, i.e. quickly and messy. Lube goes everywhere and it collects in the casing so if you happen to lie on your back you then just get covered. I know men say 'the wetter the better' but this isn't true.

  182. Micky T.★★☆☆☆
    March 18, 2016

    Not a fan

    So I had wanted this product for ages the idea seemed amazing. It arrived discreetly as promised everything was great I put the batteries in I got myself in the mood and soon enough I was ready to begin using my new toy. At first like any stimulation it felt good...but it only felt that way for a short period of time. I had to constantly keep up the lube it just seemed so dry and horrible in my opinion. I couldnt get off using it in the end I feel like I wasted my money on this purchase. I mean great idea but poor materials and it just gets dry down there too quickly with this toy which is a shame. Im kind of at a loss as to what to do with it now. I can't use it and I can't return it so a big waste. I mean it might be good for someone else but I just didn't like it at all!

  183. My P.★★★☆☆
    March 14, 2016

    Nearly a Squeel

    This Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator is a bit of a mixed bag. Although it feels good and gets the job done it is not as effective as I had hoped it would be. At the start of my relationship with my SO, he did not enjoy giving me oral, so this toy was a life save. It was perfect and considering I was not getting it from my SO this toy was great. The tongues felt a little weird but after lubing them up properly it felt good. However, now he has come round to the idea and this pails in comparison. The feeling is not like real oral but can do the job if it is your only option.

  184. Penny555★☆☆☆☆
    February 24, 2016

    Not impressed

    Watched the video. Used the lube. Just not impressed. Tried it a couple times and it was not worth the time or effort. I don't know what else to say- I was super excited to receive this package and was very disappointed in the product. I tried different speeds. Different directions. It became kind of a joke. I mean it did - nothing. However it is easy to take apart and clean- the video was very helpful for that.

  185. Jay C.★★★☆☆
    February 23, 2016

    Good idea

    Bought this while looking through LH with my partner she was interested but after trying it she wasn't as impressed as she was hoping from reading the reviews. Quite noisy for its size and she didn't get much pleasure from it tried a few times but just didn't do it for her.

  186. Livie★★★★★
    February 15, 2016

    The best alternative to the real thing

    Oral for me is the most pleasurable part of sex and when my OH is away and I'm really horny this has become my new best friend. The first decision I had to make was what sqweel to get? I have small hands so was wondering whether the sqweel go was a better choice but I was aware that this one had tongues that flicker forwards and backwards so I opted for the sqweel 2. It arrived in the usual plain brown discreet packaging and couldn't wait to use it. I chose the black one as i felt it would be the smartest looking one. The sqweel has a nice lid to it which you simply pull of to use. There are two buttons, one turn's it on and changes the pace, the other controls the directions of the tongues. I tried using it without the lube at first and found it didn't feel very good, but once I used lube it felt rather realistic and I was soon climaxing. Since then I've used it a number of times and found if I'm already wet down below then the use of added lube is useless. The sqweel 2 is very easy to clean. There's a panel on the front which is easy to remove and then you can remove the wheel with the tongues on to wash. And you don't need to worry that you wont know how to put it back together it is very simple which was a relief as I'm not a DIY person. And my big concern about the size was put to rest, I could hold it fine without it being too chunky. The major negative however is its rather noisy, sounds rather like an electric toothbrush, not a wise choice if you have thin walls but overall a great choice and a very satisfying surprise

  187. Sex D.★★★★☆
    January 11, 2016

    Good foreplay toy

    I wouldn't say it was a toy i'd use to climax with, but it certainly starts things off and your partner can also get involved which is nice. On the downside its quite big and be careful not to put too much lube on it, as it can run out all over you. Very easy to take apart to clean and put back together

  188. The O.★★★★☆
    December 31, 2015

    Lots and lots of tongues

    I bought this item because of how different it was. 10 miniature, tongue like flaps, surrounding a wheel that travels a various speeds...what is not to be intrigued by? The first thing I will say on this is Lube. Unless you or your partner is extremely excited, lube is a must or the flaps may stick and become uncomfortable. The toy has 3 speeds and the wheel can rotate both forwards and backwards and alternately between the two. It also comes with a handy clear case top to maintain cleanliness. In regards to cleaning, the toy disassembles, there is a sliding section that detaches allowing the wheel to be removed. If you are looking for a different sensation or enjoy the sensation of rapid tongue movement, then this toy is a good choice.

  189. Nakamuraheichou★★★★★
    December 3, 2015

    Amazing!

    This was simply fantastic, certainly everything I thought it would be. I wanted to try something different from a clitoral vibrator and I'm SO glad I did! It is a bit difficult to lube up all the tongues, but once you do so, you're over the edge in mere minutes. If you're looking for something different and simply mind blowing, this is a must have!

  190. Katherine W.★★★★☆
    November 7, 2015

    Not quite the same as the tongue, but great

    I bought this in a 3 for £50 deal which was amazing considering this alone is nearly £40! So I was pleased with the value of it. I am not sure if I would be pleased if I had paid full price. You need to use a lot of lube with it and it is quite noisy! But that aside once you've got a lot of lube on it and an empty house it does mimic the feel of a tongue as much as I guess it could be! The vibe is very powerful and the tongues are obviously a lot harder than a natural tongue, but it is a great alternative for when you're on your own!

  191. Cammi★★★★☆
    October 9, 2015

    Perfect

    This is a great toy. Got me off really quickly and OVER and OVER! Also, it was great for my partner who has trouble orgasming. It feels fantastic. Not exactly like oral sex, but I mean, it's absolutely wonderful anyway. The only problem was that it was loud. Good job, Lovehoney.

  192. Miss B.★★★★☆
    October 4, 2015

    Good fun

    As someone who only uses sex toys with partner, this wasn't the best toy to use but as it was a freebie we gave it ago. I myself found it very pleasurable, it feels amazing and isn't as scary as it looks! But my partner soon got bored and just did it for real ;) Overall a good product to use on yourself, not so much with a partner.

  193. Vitrix L.★★★★★
    October 3, 2015

    A bizarre and wonderful toy

    Though it's described as an oral sex simulator it's nowhere near that versatile but considerably more relentless. This toy has given me some of the strongest and most prolonged orgasms I have ever had. The buttons are easy to tell apart by touch if you can't see them and easy to press when using the toy to change its speed or function. The small amount of functions means cycling through them isn't frustrating but I generally ignore the function button altogether after I have applied the lube. This is a toy that always requires a generous amount of lube but I've never had a problem applying it. I used the method demonstrated in the product video. I always make sure to take the batteries out straight after use as it is really easy to accidentally hit the on button and I accidentally hit it almost every time I slide the battery cover on or off. It is easily disassembled for cleaning so the wheel is very easy to clean. However because of the amount of lube this toy demands the main body needs cleaning as well which I am always really cautious about as not being water resistant this makes rinsing away toy cleaner more difficult. Wiping with a damp cloth works well though. It does seem to get through batteries quicker than any other toy I own but I can see why considering the amount of mechanical movement.

  194. Come H.★★★★☆
    September 13, 2015

    Really fun toy

    Lovehoney sent me this toy in exchange for an honest review. Sqweel 2 is a great toy for me. It doesn't feel like oral sex, but who cares? It feels really nice. Here are some important things you need to know: – It comes in cardboard packaging with a plastic clamshell inside. It will obviously be shipped discreetly with no "XXX SEX TOY COMPANY" markings on the packaging. – Use a lot of thick, water-based lube on both the tongues of the toy, and whatever body part on which you intend to place it. Silicone lube may degrade the integrity of the silicone, and oil-based lube used externally is going to be too hard to clean out of the toy. – You're going to want to be in the mood, otherwise it might not do the trick. I tried it just out of curiosity while not turned on, and it took me a lot longer to orgasm. I did still orgasm though. – The front panel can be removed to clean the toy. The wheel itself is made from body-safe silicone, and therefore can be submerged in water, but the body of the toy is only splash-proof, so you'll want to wipe it down with a damp rag. A 10% bleach solution will kill any pathogens it might harbor if you intend to use this on multiple, non-fluid-bonded partners. – It has three different speeds, it spins in two directions, and has one back-and-forth mode. I'm very sensitive, so I could only enjoy the downward tongue-lapping direction. – It takes 3 AAA batteries. – I tried it on penises, and they were pretty nonplussed about the whole experience. The two people enjoyed the sensation on their perinea, but not enough that I would suggest buying it for that reason alone. It works way better for vulvae, which is was designed for, but I thought I'd throw that out there just in case you have a penis and are curious about the toy. – It's relatively loud. There are videos on YouTube that can give you an idea, if you need to be discreet about your masturbatory habits. – It's bigger than the palm of my hand, so definitely not small. If you need a smaller toy, check out Sqweel Go. – It can be slippery with the smooth plastic body, which is especially problematic if your hands are covered in lube! – If you attempt to press the wheel into your body, the flaps slow down, so if you need a lot of pressure to orgasm, I'd suggest something else, unless you want to acclimate yourself to lighter pressure. I was able to orgasm three times in less than ten minutes while my partner was using Sqweel 2 on me. I'm a very orgasmic person, so this isn't unusual for me, but it's a good toy and I will definitely be using it again. This definitely stands out in my toy box, I have nothing else that resembles this baby.

  195. Mr+Mrs★☆☆☆☆
    September 2, 2015

    Sqweel with pain

    this was not for my wife,she hated it.didnt hit the right spot,she didint like the mechanics of it.tried it with lube but has only tried it once and now she wont go near it.Maybe we used it wrong but it did nothing for her and as a result our sexy time came to an abrupt end as she was no longer in the mood.Very Disappointed

  196. Mrs X.★★★★☆
    September 1, 2015

    All tongues

    Got this on 3 for £50 offer because I read the reviews and it looks great. It's really good and I did "O" but to be honest I prefer the real thing lol. It looks great, it's so neat and compact. Love that it has a lid to keep the silicon tongues clean and it's really easy to take apart to clean. Great settings,I prefer the licking motion as oppose to the reversal where it flicks upwards, I found it a bit uncomfortable.

  197. Hex K.★★★★☆
    August 29, 2015

    Oddly accurate

    I must admit, I laughed when I first saw it online. I thought 'how could that possibly be like oral sex?'. Honestly, I was so surprised about how accurate it can actually be. Whilst it's unfortunately loud, it's very interesting to try all the different combinations. The breaks in between the pulsating mode were a bit off putting for me personally, preferring more constant stimulation. Another unfortunate side of things is that when you put too much pressure on it, it slows down (which is necessary) but when you're really in the moment and you want to press harder to feel harder it can be a little frustrating. That said, the sensations given were very interesting and I'd definitely recommend it, particularly if your partner isn't a fan of going down on you, just to make things a bit easier for them sometimes - you get the sensations and they get a break

  198. Hch12★★☆☆☆
    August 27, 2015

    Not great

    I have used this toy maybe once or twice. It is very noisy and needs a lot of lube to make it comfortable on the skin. Too much pressure and it whirs and feels uncomfortable. Too little pressure and it feels like being flicked. Its a very delicate balance.

  199. Pjk★★☆☆☆
    August 26, 2015

    Sqweel 2

    Was very much looking forward to receiving this product. When it arrived it was a lot larger than expected and found it to be quite clumbersum to handle. It did not seem to hit the spot in the right way. When more pressure is applied the wheel slowed down or even stopped.

  200. Bbw B.★★☆☆☆
    August 18, 2015

    Letdown

    Used a couple of times......it was ok, not the best toy, but it's different and I had to try it! amazing on the nipples!! But, sadly it's stopped working.....new batterys, I can hear the motor going round, but those little tongues aren't :( Can't return it either as I've had it for 14 months.......only used a handful of times.

  201. Happy G.★★★★★
    August 17, 2015

    Wowee

    I was a little dubious of the claims this toy was making but I thought I'd give it a go... Boy am I glad I did! As long as you use plenty lube it really does feel like oral sex, it's phenomenal! The ability to change the direction of the "tongues" is a lovely touch too. It's a tiny bit clunky to hold but the orgasms more than make up for that! The slow build is perfect. The toy is easy to clean, it all clips apart for washing and then easily clips back together once dry. All in all a wonderful little addition to my collection!

  202. Mea★☆☆☆☆
    August 5, 2015

    Not as good as what I was hoping it would be

    I was so excited to try out the Sqweel after watching and reading many reviews, I was hesitant to buy it because of many mixed reviews, but, I ignored them and brought the Sqweel anyways. To me, the Sqweel was a let-down, it is far too noisy and at the time of buying it I presumed that it would be safe to use in water like 99.9% of Lovehoney’s products. I was wrong and so disappointed. It seemed to use a tonne of lube too, I felt like I had to keep on putting tons and tons on! I do like the design of the pink/white Sqweel don’t get me wrong, it is just too big and bulky which has made me decide that overall it’s not worth the $65 I spent on it, so, I am sending it back.

  203. Missphedre★★☆☆☆
    July 25, 2015

    Underwhelmed

    I was looking forward to this, after watching the show on Netflix, I was really curious to try it out. Unfortunately, it just didn't do much for me, you need to keep applying lube every five minutes and I only liked one of the directions (the other was really uncomfortable). It's very loud so definitely not a stealthy toy. The controls are easy to access and it is comfortable to hold and move around. I preferred it on my labia rather than my clit, and if too much time went by it just made me numb. Yay for the awesome return policy as it wasn't worth the $60 to keep it!

  204. Txurri★★☆☆☆
    June 18, 2015

    High hopes

    I have this toy for some while now, but I am still not convinced about it. The noise distracts me, the tongues feel a bit irritating after a time. Sure it's the closest thing to oral, but it is still far off. Usually I orgasm quite quickly and have often to ease back to enjoy more tension building up. This toy takes me much longer, but I believe it is because of the noise and the feel that irritates me. I might be very sensitive, but the tongues rolling over my clit feel ok at first, but it gets a bit sharp and slightly unpleasant, although I used plenty of lube. It felt better with a thick lube rather than a thin runny one. This toy sits in my drawer, hoping I will use it again someday, but I am not sure I will do anytime soon.

  205. Ambersapphire★★★★★
    June 17, 2015

    Makes me squeal

    I can't get enough of receiving oral sex so when this toy came out I had to have it! This was no disappointment! Looks nice and is the perfect size to hold onto while holding it in place down there. It has three good speed settings and also the wheel of 'tongues' goes backwards or forwards (will make sense when you use it!) Has a lid so the tongues do not gather dust but they are the perfect material for not doing that. The lid also means you don't need bags or boxes etc to keep it in. Easy to use, just need a little lube over the clit and find the best position and away you go. Is obviously not 100% oral sex from your partner but it is the next best and closest thing! Amazing orgasms and the wheel truly does make it as life like as possible, I am very happy with the 'tongues'! Easy to clean, I tend to just use a wipe on the tongues and let it spin as i clean them, easy peasy. The tongues are firm but flexible to perfect licking abilities! Doesn't feel like it's hitting you and isn't too flexible that it can't do the job. Truly fab toy, worth every penny! Prefer this to vibrators, bunnies etc etc!

  206. Ninja 9.★★★★★
    June 16, 2015

    Fantastic

    I bought this while it was on offer a few months ago, and boy am I pleased with it! It isn't the quietest toy in my box, and definitely needs a fair amount of lube, but in lieu of having someone go down on you, it's a great stand in!

  207. Leeand E.★★★☆☆
    March 26, 2015

    Like having oral with a tired husband

    We bought this out of intrigue, just to see how well a machine can give oral compared to my husband.....the answer......it can't The toy works well for certain application such as teasing nipples and teasing the clitoris, but we found for all and out oral stimulation, it just didn't cut it. We put this mainly down to power. Being battery operated the power when pressure is applied dwindles alot and gives you the sense of the batteries dying or the motor is about to give up. Had this been 240v like our hitachi wand, then the ball would be out of the park, but for now, it's 2 foot away from the batsman. The sqweel looks look and is easy to operate but that's about all for us. The buttons have a tendency to switch on when in a draw or cupboard if accidentally knocked, and even though there is a cover to stop damage to the tongues, we have come to use it, only to find the batteries dead after accidental operation in a draw. The toy is also quite loud for it's size, which means we can only use it when alone. We haven't used this toy often and it will probably stay that way, the power the sqweel puts out just isn't enough for serious licking :) If you are pleased by soft touches, then this will blow you away, but for people who like a hard tongue action, look elsewhere.

  208. Lovesfinest★★★★☆
    March 16, 2015

    Next best thing to oral sex

    I ordered this toy as part of a deal and as always with love honey, it arrived within a couple of days. The packaging is nothing to shout about however not something that really matters. I couldn't wait to try out this toy as similarly to most women I love oral sex I was sceptical as to how this could compare to the actual act but eagerly placed the batteries inside and coated it in a lubricant. The "tongues" are made from silicone and without a good amount of lube the friction becomes too much for me personally. The toy lived up to my expectations and although not quite the same as the real act, is most definitely the next best thing! The appearance is a bit bulky however it fits comfortably in my hand. It is a simple combination of colours and unlike some sex toys does not look tacky. Overall the toy is very good to use both alone or with a partner and will definitely leave you lay motionless after orgasm!

  209. Pixie S.★★★★★
    March 8, 2015

    Very good

    The size of the toy is great and it's very easy to use. I like it best together with another toy, but it feels great on its own too. The tongues might hurt though, if you're feeling at all extra sensitive. I'm happy I bought this and would recommend it.

  210. Stephyc★★★★☆
    February 28, 2015

    Good fun

    I didn't really know what to expect when I brought this, but thought I'd give it a go anyway! It looks interesting a cool. The pink tongues are cute and a lovely colour, they also feel lovely and smooth. Obviously it's not as good as the real thing, but its a pretty good imitation! When it's all lubed up, it feels great against your clit. I much prefer the forward rotation to the backwards one, although the backwards rotation/flick between the two is nice, the forward rotation is definately the better of the 3. The controls are simple enough to use. Obviously take time cleaning this product as it can get a bit messy and there is a lot to clean.

  211. Dale M.★★★★★
    February 16, 2015

    She loved it

    I bought this as a surprise for my wife after we watched your show on Netflix. I wasn't sure if she would like it at first, but when she finally got a chance to use it, she loved it. She told me that "it did the job" really quickly and she was glad that I bought it. You never know sometimes about a product you've never used before, but thankfully this toy was just right. Thank you.

  212. Katie118★★★★★
    February 12, 2015

    Amazing

    This oral sex simulator is brilliant not quite as good as the real thing, but amazing in its own right, I mean what man has 10 tongues!! The sensation was amazing had me climaxing in no time, I like the size of this one, bigger in the hands to give you more of a grip. Such a pretty design and was so excited to try something different from a vibrator. As good as a vibrator just two different sensations. Worth trying of your looking for something a little different

  213. Hayzz91★★★★★
    February 8, 2015

    Buy this now

    well i brought this a while a go and its been sat in a box for ages and now im kicking myself. it took me around 5 minutes from start to finish, which for me is amazing! as is this toy. its simple and easy to use, easy to clean and i brought the black one and it looks smart. my new favourite toy!

  214. Mysteriousl★★★★★
    January 28, 2015

    Did I Sqweel

    For someone who loves oral sex but can never get enough this little toy is amazing! Fantastic to use with or without a partner. Always manage to reach a climax. Discreet enough to use when someone is downstairs. Very easy to take apart and clean. Stylish and modern. Would definitely recommend this toy.

  215. Mistressmaddie★★★★★
    January 21, 2015

    Lives up to its name

    This product was everything I could of hoped for, and so much more. As always the discreet packaging kept my dirty little secret exactly that. I was so excited to try this out, it looked slightly intimidating, but in my experience those toys are normally the most exciting. I was very excited to purchase this toy, I own an array of sex toys such as dildos, vibrators etc, but oral sex has always been one of my favourites and I'd never had a toy to simulate the amazing feelings I get from it. I can't praise this toy highly enough. I reach orgasm without fail every time of use. It is equally if not more pleasurable than oral sex itself (depending on your partner of course) It very quickly became my favourite toy as it is such a pleasurable experience and causes me to have such intense orgasms consistently. Along with a good lube, this product lives up to its name, it leaves you squealing every single time. Thank you Love Honey for bringing this tantalising product into my life.

  216. Cheeriox★★☆☆☆
    January 14, 2015

    Pleasurable

    I was expecting great things from this as the reviews I read were amazing however it didn't work for me. It didn't turn me on or make feel anything exciting. It wasn't awful, as I did get some pleasure out of it. I've put it in the draw maybe it will come out again and I'll try again. Only thing I would was I kept pressing the buttons by mistake

  217. Fictional★★★★★
    January 8, 2015

    Tonguetastic

    I got this toy as a free gift when I purchased something else. So I wasn't really interested in it to be honest. But I recently tried it and I think I've been missing out. Unfortunately I'm a solo player so all my toys are just for me, but this one is actually quite nice. I had turned it on when I originally got it and didn't really do anything else other than stick it in my drawer. But I finally got the toy out and gave it a go and wow, it's a really different toy! It's got 3 speed settings all of which are lovely, and it can go forwards or backwards and do flicking motions. I'm not as in love with the flicking personally, but the forward motion is quite lovely, and the reverse motion I personally find even better. The rubber tongues are just firm enough to tickle you and soft enough not to hurt. And of course the amount of pressure you apply to it will change the experience. The toy itself seems sturdy and well made and it's super easy to clean up, you just unlock the panel, slide it off and then take out the rubber tongues to easily clean them and then put it back together. And the plastic cover is great to keep it neat and tidy and keep the tongues clean when not being used. The only down-side I found was that it's a little on the loud side, but honestly once the sensation builds you won't be listening out for it or anything else.

  218. Charlottes B.★★★★☆
    January 5, 2015

    The Tongue Chainsaw of Pleasure

    So i'm going to be straight up here, ever since the first Sqweel came out, me and my friends had joked about how this looked like it would chainsaw your clit off. Needless to say, I kept my distance. It wasn't until one drunken night we all decided to buy it, and well, here we all now. First and foremost, my clitoris is in tact, thank you for asking. It really isn't as terrifying as it looks thankfully. Although it looks like a giant compared to the rest of the toys in my box, it sure has earnt its place there. Like I said, this was a lot bigger than I was expecting, its practically double the size of the palm of my hand which makes it extremely hard to handle until you get used to it. The exterior itself is hard which doesn't make it comfortable to hold when you're using it either. I must warn potential buyers that this is loud, like, 'the old couple 4 streets down heard your sex toy last night' kind of loud. It also has the annoying habit of turning itself on with the slightest touch. Want to get another toy out of the box and accidentally brush it with your hand? You bet it starts spinning at the fastest possible speed regardless of who can hear. That being said, the tongues itself are an okay alternative to a real tongue. I mean, lets be honest, no amount of lube and rubber tongues will compare to the real thing, but for now - this will do. Changing the speed/direction of the tongues whilst in use is ridiculously easy and makes for a stress free masturbation experience.

  219. Welsh W.★☆☆☆☆
    January 4, 2015

    Disappointed

    As always speedy delivery and discreet packaging, the product box itself was good, not out there pictures which is something I love about Lovehoney products! We got the sqweel 2 for free in conjunction with an offer, which I’m happy about as this toy did not live up to its expectations. The sqweel 2 is a light toy but at the same time if you have small hands it is a little bulky and awkward to hold, the on/off/rotation buttons are not ideally positioned and are easily hit causing changes in speed, rotation or from continuous to a forward backward motion. As this was in with an offer I did not get a choice in the colour of the item, I received the black and pink one, I would have preferred the white and pink one, it would have been a lot nicer to look at, but the colour doesn’t change the functions of this toy. The sqweel 2 has 3 different speed setting and as mentioned before 3 function settings, continuous forward, continuous backward or a forward backward motion. Unfortunately after trying this toy in every combination of speed and rotation we could not get any pleasure from either solo play or couple play. This toy is also very loud! The noise could have caused a bit of distraction but even if it was quiet I don’t think this toy would be for us. I expected the artificial tongues to be softer but they feel hard, we tried having it running against our hands for a few minutes to try and soften the tongues but it made no difference to the flexibility of them. You will also need to use this toy very lightly as pushing it against anything with stop it rotating completely! This is a great idea for an oral sex toy but the final product doesn’t live up to expectations.

  220. Blondiebubble★★★★★
    January 4, 2015

    Amazing

    This remains one of my favourite things I’ve bought from this site! I can’t lie, I was slightly intimidated and worried when I first opened it and it does look quite quirky. The toy involves a wheel of “tongues” which revolve and simulate the sensation of oral sex. It’s super easy to use - all you do is pop in batteries and there is a button for on/off, which also alters speed. There’s another button which changes direction and one which locks it to stop yourself accidentally changing the settings while in use which is a fabulous idea! The toy is slightly noisy but not overly so, so it’s still discreet. It’s also compact to store. Obviously it’s no comparison to the real thing, but it’s an amazing toy - it feels great and it’s fun to experiment with the three settings to find one that’s your favourite. I also experimented with a little lube which added a whole new dimension to playing! Not something I’d use with a partner but it’s great for some alone time.

  221. Luwho★★★☆☆
    January 3, 2015

    Mixed feelings

    I really wanted to love the Sqweel 2 as I really enjoy oral, but I was kind of let down. The Sqweel 2 makes so much noise that I couldn't get past it. The sensations are enjoyable once you find the angle that works for you, but that can take a long time. You will need a lot of water based lube to keep from being chafed. The Sqweel is very messy, there will be lube all over the place.

  222. Freyblah★★★★★
    December 30, 2014

    Wow wow wow

    I don't usually write reviews but I have to tell the world how amazing this toy is! I've had my eye on this toy since the first sqweel came out & finally got it! I ordered it on the Monday at about 3pm and it arrived on Tuesday. The delivery was free & the packaging discrete as usual! The sqweel comes in a nice box which contains the instructions, but no batteries. It was very easy to work out how to use the product & after inserting the batteries in was soon on my way! I put some water based lube on the back of my hand & let the tongues lap it up, & also put some lube on myself, & off I went! I've seen a lot of the reviews comment on how noisy it is, it wasn't nearly as loud as I expected! Wow. Wow wow wow! The sqweel has 3 speeds, & 3 modes (normal, reverse, flicker) the different modes are great as a kind of foreplay but personally I prefer to finish on the slower setting. The toy feels very similar to the real thing, & unlike the quick orgasam you get from a vibrator, you get a lovley slow build up to ultimate bliss!! Please excuse me while I lock myself in my room for the week!!!

  223. Deadly N.★★★★★
    December 27, 2014

    Clit lapping heaven

    I absolutely ADORE oral sex.... Probably more obsessed with it actually haha! I thought I would give this a go.... I am glad I did. I took this out of the box and instantly popped off the cap/lid so i could feel the tongues... They're so silky soft and have a very realistic feel to them .... I instantly was excited by them, and that was before I even switched it on. I quickly dashed to find some batteries and lube so I could try it straight away. I turned it on and it made me jump a little as it's not quiet but after a few seconds you get used to it. I then played with a few buttons and settings..... The speeds, clockwise and anti clockwise. The highest speed is rather fast and took me by surprise just how speedy it really is. :) I got straight to it.... And as soon as it lapped at my clit I just melted. It really builds up an orgasm nice and slowly which I prefer to a quick one. It took a little while to get used to holding but ones I got comfy it was perfect. My first orgasm with this was incredible..... And I just wanted more. One thing I noticed about it is that it slows down if you press it against you too hard, but It doesn't completely stop working unless you press rather hard, which isn't needed to achieve a mind blowing orgasm. Also, It doesn't feel exactly like oral, but it feels very very similar once smothered in a nice slidey water based lube. I like to use ID glide for this as it lasts well and I don't have I reapply :) Also, the cleanups nice and easy. Just unlock the side, pop it off, out with the tongues and give it a good rinse with some toy cleaner (lovehoneys own brand is great) The only criticism is that it doesn't stand up. It would be helpful if it did but even laying down it won't make a mess where you put it down. Overall I think this is a brilliant oral sex toy. Great that you can perform oral sex on yourself and great for building up a mind blowing orgasm!

  224. Kassandra S.★★★☆☆
    December 13, 2014

    Great oral stimulation

    I really like this product! It's velvety soft tongues are absolutely amazing. Even though I think it's the best oral stimulator out there, it does have a few unexpected cons. Like that you have to spread your legs quite wide otherwise the wheel tends to stop. But you do not notice this unless you like me, really like to get a little rough and ad som intense pressure. It's really what you prefer, I would not buy this if you are really into pressure! But a great sex toy, to mix things up and try something new Just remember to use lots of lube with this toy, the best way to apply lube is to put the lube on your hand and turn on the sqweel and let the tongues lick up the lube, and then it's ready for use... ENJOY

  225. Partyinmypants★★★☆☆
    December 12, 2014

    There was no squealing

    As always very great service from love honey. Next day delivery a+. The product itself, looks a bit strange. Very easy to use, but quite noisy, didn't really have my wife in fits of orgasm, I believe it could go faster and this would deliver better pleasure. Great for people just starting to use toys

  226. Zannamonkey★★★☆☆
    December 11, 2014

    Half and half

    There are times i really enjoy this toy and others when it does nothing for me. I love the different speeds and patters but it can sometimes be slightly uncomfortable and feel a bit strange . It is more of a foreplay toy for me :) my partner enjoys using it on me so good for couples i think

  227. Wolfool★★★☆☆
    December 5, 2014

    Not quite right

    My partner bought me one of these a little while ago and though I admit the feel is pretty awesome it's not the most sexy thing to be holding in your hand... kind of like an old school portable cd player! Also I found the noise a little distracting, not something I'd ever use without music or something to drown it out. Fun for your partner to use on you (avoids having to control it yourself!) but not something I regularly use despite loving the feel of it!

  228. Hubby W.★★★★★
    November 30, 2014

    Amazing

    At first this felt a little weird but Oh My God, once we got used to it, it was amazing. I would recommend this to all who enjoys toys by themselves or even with their partners. The batteries lasts for a good few sessions also and this is very easy to clean overall this is amazing

  229. Louboutinprincess★★★★☆
    November 4, 2014

    Good Fun, but not amazing.

    I personally love oral and purchased this when I was in between partners around ten months ago. When it arrived in the usual discreet lovehoney packaging, I couldn't wait to try it, and it is a good toy to have however I wasn't overwhelmed, you do need to lube it and the advice is to apply lube to the little tongues however I applied plenty of lube to myself and gave it a whirl, so to speak and found this was sufficient to get in the swing of things. The product has numerous settings and directions so most people will find something that suits them however for me it never quite got me to the point of orgasm and I found myself reaching for my rabbit to help me along. All in all an okay toy but after having mine for several months, I find when I am delving into my nightstand, my hand normally goes somewhere else before this option and as its one of the more expensive of my toys this is slightly disappointing. Also I don't feel it adds to my partners and mine playtime so it is very rarely used.

  230. Sophieblonde2012★★★☆☆
    October 28, 2014

    Would not recommend to everyone

    This was my first oral simulator toy and i am unsure whether i would purchase another one. This is a large, clumpy toy that makes a considerable amount of noise so not one for people that live in close quarters with others. This toy also uses up lube like nobodies business and i found i had to keep reapplying to prevent a sort of chaffing when using the toy for more than five minutes. The cleaning of this toy can also be inconvenient and i find myself wanting to give it a proper wash under the tap which due to the toy not being waterproof is not possible. Despite this, once you get the toy going it really gets you going and delivers a great orgasm every time although it would be nicer to have some more settings. If i could go back i would probably go for the Sqweel Go as it is much more compact and has the added bonus of being rechargeable.

  231. Pinkanimal★★★★★
    October 20, 2014

    Sqweel if you want to cum faster

    My poor little sqweel came to me through adoption, it had already been in two homes and never used. So it came to me where I promised to use it and never abuse it and give it a lovely home. First I had to locate 3 aaa batteries, not an easy task in my house!!! I am a massive fan of oral sex, although I don't get it that often so I was really excited at the prospect of this toy. The tongues are all soft and bendy and pink. I did think the toy looked a little "scary" maybe that's why the previous owners didn't use it. I tried out the different modes first before using it on myself. I have to say it is a little noisy, bit like a hair dryer! So I got some lube out and put this baby to the test. And OH MY GOD! I came within minutes of using this toy, literally minutes. I have to say, I don't like the reverse function. I felt it was really harsh and not nice at all. I didn't like the back and forth function either. But what was nice was being able to start off slow and go faster when I was closer to orgasm. The sqweel is a little large to hold and when using it yourself its a little tricky to get in the right place and hold it there while you are wriggling with pleasure! But it is a lot easier when someone else is holding it. It is really super easy to clean. Just slide the unlock function, slide up the side of the toy and take the wheel out to clean it! Easy peasy, then just wipe the inside part too. Altogether I would say that I really love this toy and it will be a regular used one I reckon too.

  232. Funonly8287★★★★☆
    September 28, 2014

    Hmm

    I love having oral sex, so thought this would b fab.!!! its amazing if ur wet or lubed up ready to go but dry it doesn't do it at all :( or if ur parner is using it on u if amazing ;) use with a butt plug and while ur getting f@&ked is amazing, the sensation is mind blowing, defo worth it if ur not expecting it 2 feel like someone actually doing it tho.!!

  233. Sharon★★☆☆☆
    September 19, 2014

    Buy something else

    To be perfectly honest, I gave this a go only once. I had high expectations and was excited to try it out. I lubed it all up, making sure it was nice and slippery and gave it a whirl. It was hard to manouver into the right places and was too delicately light to really feel any sort of "oral" tickling. Was really disappointed by this. Maybe you could use it as more of a teasing toy for both partners male and female.

  234. Queendryad★☆☆☆☆
    September 15, 2014

    Like Marmite

    Never before have I seen a sex toy divide opinion like this one! It truly is like Marmite! The concept is rather interesting. Who wouldn't want a toy which simulates oral sex?? Really? Unfortunately, and you know this deep down, no silicone toy will ever reproduce that sensation. No matter how wacky looking the toy is in design and name. This toy really is bizarre looking. It actually was the reason I was interested in the first place, and decided to splurge. Nearly £40 is a lot for a humble toy, and I was very much let down that it didn't live up to the positive reviews. I purchased this in white and have since returned it. Unfortunately, whilst I am a lover of Marmite, this toy was a major disappointment. It comes packaged exactly as pictured, with 'The World's Best-Selling Oral Sex Toy' emblazoned on the front. Rather bold claims indeed. It requires three (!) AAA batteries, and it simple enough to use. However, for similar prices you can buy rechargeable toys. It's bizarre looking, and quite chunky. I found the rubber tongues very uncomfortable. A complete mood killer, especially on the reverse setting. Even with a lot of lube, which many people recommend, it still wasn't comfortable. It was also far too weak. The automatic response is to press it into you once you get going; with this toy that is exactly the wrong thing to do. It makes it slow down too much, almost to a complete stop. For myself it would have been impossible to reach orgasm, but I didn't get that far because of the feel of the tongues against my skin. Another point to raise is the noise. It is extremely loud! Not something to use when the walls are paper thin and you don't live alone. This was another source of disappointment to me if I'm honest - for the price I expected much more. Overall, the concept is intriguing, but the product doesn't live up to it in my opinion. I love how wacky it is, but the price is just too steep for something with so many flaws.

  235. Purring-Pussy★★★★☆
    September 15, 2014

    Sqweely good

    I have had the Sqweel 2 on my wishlist for a long while and saw that it was part of the 3 for £50 deal, so I couldn't resist! The packaging is bright, simple and as the photo suggests, with the Sqweel taking all the credit in the middle of the box. I chose to have the black Sqweel, it's still feminine with the pink, but not overly girly. I loved the fact that the Sqweel has a plastic cover for the tongues, to keep them dust and dirt free in storage. The tongues are also easy to remove to clean, or I like to remove them to apply my lube, to ensure that the tongues are evenly coated. The tongues are velvety smooth, made from silicone, which is fast becoming my favourite choice of material on sex toys. as it is none porous, so doesn't harbour bacteria. Once you familiarize yourself with the settings, the Sqweel is very easy to use, I like the fastest setting,out of the three speeds, but the slower ones are good if you like a slow build up to an orgasm. The Sqweel is easy enough to hold, not too bulky, but if you have petite hands, you may find it a bit of a struggle. My only negative about this toy, is that if you have pubic hair (which I have when I'm being lazy and can't be bothered shaving), is that it can get caught in the casing if you hold the Sqweel too close, such as adding a bit of pressure, which I tend to do close to orgasm. Would I compare this toy to real oral sex? Not quite, but close enough when its on a low setting, I still prefer the real deal, but this toy will do when you can't get a real tongue! Overall, it's not a bad toy, but I wouldn't have paid full price for it. A great item for single ladies.

  236. Sum S.★☆☆☆☆
    September 9, 2014

    Sqwhat?

    The much hyped Lovehoney Sqweel 2, a must have sex toy, realistic oral sex simulation. The plaudits proceed this toy, and when I saw it on dotd for £20, it was a no-brainer really. So we were pretty excited to try this out, and the chance came the lazy Sunday Evening following purchase, when we were having a sexy night in, toybox open on the bedroom floor, new purchase gleaming in the dimly lit bedroom. Midway through our sexy night, I was in the process of going oral, so decided to reach for this toy which I had preloaded with batteries. It was obvious that my OH would be able to tell the difference between me and it, since I am warm, with cheeks and lips and a nose, whereas this is a cold toy with a bunch of tongues. So when I let the toy take over without warning I was met with a "What the f*** are you doing?", "erm new toy" I said, "it better be good" said she. At first I tried gently tickling her clit with the tongues, nothing, I could tell from the perhaps too familiar annoyed short breaths she was taking, so I pushed a little harder, thinking firmer must be what she wanted. Nope. "Oh just give it here" she said. She then spent 10 to 15 minutes going through all the functions, fast, slow, back forward, flicker, on her clit, over her labia, all in vain, as she slowly got more and more frustrated and the mood was kind of lost. Anyway, the toy got chucked in the toy box and forgotten about, several months later I pesuaded her to give it another go. Again, nothing. Now, a toy doesn't get a reputation for no reason, and my OH is much more fond of direct rumbly stimulation that the type offered by the Sqweel, but we have learnt this really isn't for us, and have in fact made good use of Lovehoney's unbeatable returns policy

  237. Sierra L.★★☆☆☆
    September 5, 2014

    A valiant effort, but needs work

    We were hoping this would, if not totally replicate oral sex, at least provide a nice sensation. Sadly it falls short on a few fronts. Firstly it's rather noisy in use, which is quite distracting. Secondly no matter how much lube we used it didn't feel particularly great. The silicone "tongues" are quite firm, and whilst they do flex a little they aren't in any way, shape or form similar to a real tongue. Pressing down to increase the sensation tends to have the opposite effect - the motor isn't strong enough and it slows the Sqweel down to a crawl. On the upside it's fairly easy to clean, simply pop the catch open and remove the plate, revealing the silicone wheel, which can be washed separately. Handy since the Sqweel itself isn't waterproof. Price wise, we got this as part of the 3 for £50 deal, which made it good value. Sadly it didn't do anything for either of us, no matter where we used it or how much lube we used. Fortunately Lovehoney have a fantastic return policy, so no money was wasted in the end.

  238. Mysterious J.★★★★☆
    August 30, 2014

    Looks ain't everything

    I ordered this for my girlfriend, when it first turned up and opened the packaging I didn't think much of it for the price. However when I used it on my partner I could see instantly she was enjoying it plenty of lube on and within a minute she had climaxed like never before, she's not keen on two of the settings but loves the one turning clockwise. The toy is a little noisy but the sound soon gets covered up, also easier to clean than it looks. Very happy with the toy and my partner is too.

  239. Couple O.★★☆☆☆
    August 27, 2014

    Disappointed

    I found it very clunky but pretty to use and the lips didn't feel real/good at all. It has 3 settings, first one is nothing and the other 2 setrtings were more painfull then anything. I tried with and without lube but would not recommend this product to a friend.

  240. Lelooohh★★★☆☆
    August 19, 2014

    Washing machine syndrome

    Well its interesting to say the least. Not sure what they were smoking when they came up with a wheel of tongues. This toy, that can only be described to look like a washing machine, is definitely the oddest in my collection. But the novelty look is forgotten as soon as its whirrs into action. With enough lube this is the closest you'll get to the real (albeit inexperienced) thing. I hope in future they make an even wackier sqweel, hopefully with more functions and charging would be handy too, but please, a safety button. Warning the slightest tap of the play button will set it off and its not the quietest of toys.

  241. Vapeman★☆☆☆☆
    August 15, 2014

    Totally underwhelmed

    Waste of money great idea just no power yes it needs a safety feature but if you put more than a hairs breath of pressure on it it just stops which when your in the mood is very annoying you then have to reset and go in very gently or it just stops again

  242. Captain L.★★☆☆☆
    August 13, 2014

    Didn't do the trick

    I was interested to try something slightly different and I decided to get it as part of the 3 for £50 deal. The settings are very easy to figure out but not easy to change during use. So if you want to speed things up a bit you fiddle around to reach the button and that doesn't do much for the mood. The noise is another thing that put me off. Its not the loudest toy out there, but personally I found the whirring noise more off-putting than normal vibrations. If you like light pressure, this might do it for you. If, like me, you prefer a firmer touch this won't do the job. The motion of this toy slows right down to nothing if you press down just a little bit. Taking it apart to clean it is fairly simple but I'm a bit lazy so found this a bit off a bother. While I haven't tried it, I would suggest looking at the Sweel USB rechargeable oral sex simulator. From watching the video it sounds quieter and looks much easier to hold. For the same price, it looks like the better product.

  243. Cassiecouple★★★★★
    August 13, 2014

    Sqweel she did, brilliant fun

    I purchased this as we have been toying with the idea to spice things up oraly. The packaging arrived very discreet as always one of the best things about LH !.I opened up the packaging and we had a look. The tongue very part is soft and the multi function has many settings. So we tried it out. A little lube on the tongue parts , i think the smile said it all.You can hold it very easily and change positions with out any problems. Needless to say this went down a storm . So we do recommend this !

  244. Fii509★★★☆☆
    August 9, 2014

    No sqweel - just squib (as in damp)

    This may be the best selling oral sex toy but it is by no means a like-for-like substitute for the real thing. It needs a couple of batteries and these are easy to insert. I had a quick play with the buttons - the wheel turns clockwise, anticlockwise, or alternates between both directions. Having read its instructions, and other reviews, I liberally lubed up each tongue. Anticlockwise felt better - clockwise tends to 'pull' on the skin. Even with lots of lube, the alternating option still tugged too much on the skin. Does it simulate oral sex? It is not anything comparable to the real thing. It does create some sensation but I really didn't feel it created anything near finishing the job. I have to say that initially I was really disappointed with this product as the wheel stopped turning after just 10 minutes. I am now using its replacement - very tentatively! Hopefully the breakdown was a one off.

  245. Buttsinyourface★★★★★
    August 8, 2014

    Right up my street

    I love oral sex, so this was a must buy for me and it's my favourite toy so far. I bought this as part of 3 for £50, I was contemplating buying the smaller compact rechargeable Sqweel Go, but was part of the 3 for £75 instead, I didn't want to cough up the extra £25. It's very huge, a little bit bulky, the first idea that came into my mind is that it would be a bit awkward to just hold down there since it's so big, which is sort of the case, not so much as I thought. The product is briliant and gives me mind blowing orgasms each use and feels like the real thing for me. For me the controls were very easy to understand, it's very easy to clean as you just open the lid, unlock the switch at the front then pull the slider up and take out the wheel of tongues and then clean. My overall experience with the Lovehoney Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator is exceedingly brilliant 10/10 worth the money.

  246. Jujusaur★★★☆☆
    August 5, 2014

    Very unusual

    Ive used this toy about 3 times now.. at first i wasnt sure if i were enjoying the sensation or not, then i remembered i like it rougher.. I fiddled with the rotation settings and found something very pleasing. Its something i have to be in the mood for, but its a nice unusual sensation. I wouldnt really say it was like receiving oral sex, but its a nice sensation when you get used to it. I came like a train in the end! It is a little noisey though..

  247. Kimmy23★☆☆☆☆
    July 29, 2014

    Save your money and buy something different

    I had such high hopes for this and was really disappointed, while it looks novel and pretty, I would describe it as just that. a novelty toy and not much good. I tried it with lube, without lube, with hubby and without hubby and we ended up throwing it in a draw (never to see the light of day) its just not powerful enough and to be honest if your clit is more of an inny than an outy you have to kind of hold yourself open and angle it, the problem being any pressure on the "tongues" and it just stops dead or makes an angry sound and slows down. we tried using it on hubbys c**k end and he said it was just plain uncomfortable,

  248. Cheeky C.★★★★☆
    July 28, 2014

    Mmmmm

    Every girl need's one of these in their toy box. I used it with the Love honey water based lube and it was amazing! I found it easier to put the lube on myself rather than the toy once it going I was moaning and groaning in seconds.The different settings are brilliant and the feeling is great! Its totally different from any other sex toy I own. Great purchase!

  249. Blondie319★★★★★
    July 27, 2014

    A must-have for any girl

    This toy is everything it promises to be and should be part of every girls toy box!! The tongues feel amazing, they are silky soft and once a little lube is added the fun can begin. This toy lives up to its name and it will have you sqweeling through your build up and the delivery of an intense orgasm! I also have the first sqweel which is amazing but everything I would change about it is delivered with the sqweel 2. The larger tongues and the reverse button....WOW!! who knew you can oral sex on your own!! A must buy girls, make the most of the 3 for £50 offer while you can. It is very easy to clean and not too bad on battery use (although once it becomes a frequent part of your play time its worth investing in some rechargeable ones).

  250. Nmah86ulv★★★★☆
    July 23, 2014

    Didn't quite live up to expectations

    Perhaps I expected a little too much, perhaps I need a little more practive of use, or perhaps there's just no out-doing my partner! The Sqweel is a novel idea, it's just lacking something. It has several "modes" - which vary in speed and direction. However, I only like it in one direction, as I find the reverse quite painful. It's quite noisy, and I've found is better to use while standing (against a wall) rather than lying down. Maybe gravity plays a part. Lube up well!

  251. Jayandrach907★★★★☆
    July 22, 2014

    Different but nice

    Me and my wife purchased this however we were both very optimistic on how good it was going to be. We have only used this a handful of times since getting it as we find it is extremely good and my wife gets off on it but can be very hard to try and get it in place correctly to manage to get her to have that big O. I am sure it is like everything practice makes perfect. We mainly bought it along with a few other toys as my wife loves me to give her Oral Sex .

  252. Anastasia B.★★★★☆
    July 15, 2014

    Where were the improvements from the first one?

    When the Sqweel first came out my sex life took a whole new turn in both solo play and with someone else. There is no doubt this product can product amazing effects - problem is i cant seem to see the improvements from the first one. Its just as noisy and doesnt feel like the tongues are long enough (still) especially with the width of the area that touches you and your vagina. stil came with the same worries of catching myself. Also worth pointing out that you cant buy the other types of wheels any more and they were the best bit! A good try but not a great sub for the real thing

  253. Bex S.★★★★☆
    July 9, 2014

    Sqweel 2 Review

    The Sqweel is not a toy designed for stealthy wanking, the white plastic case is easily the size of my palm, the size may make it easy to hold but also difficult to store, the unique design may not scream sex toy but it will certainly attract attention. The biggest problem though is the noise, as soon as you turn it on you are met with a very loud whirring, which, aside form attracting attention, can also be very distracting in use. The tongues themselves are smooth and flesh like in surface texture but smaller and thinner than the average tongue. Even when wet and moving they would hardly confuse the hand, let alone the discerning labia, into thinking they were actual tongues. It offers three speeds and three settings, each setting can be used at any of the three speeds. The first setting rotates the tongues counter clockwise which means the wide flat part of the tongue is going to be hitting whatever part of the body you push it against. Even on the lowest speed you don’t notice each silicone tongue lapping languidly against you, instead it feels like one long smooth and flat something moving in a very low and rumbling vibration, it’s arousing but more soothing than exciting, it’s nowhere near enough to get me off. The second setting spins the wheel in the other direction, so this way the tongues lap upwards, hitting the body with the more pointed tips. This setting is much more intense as the point of contact is much thinner, it is actually too intense for me at the very outset and I need to use the other setting to warm me up. This one feels much less like vibrations and more pointed and powerful. Imagine one of those battery operated handheld fans you had as a child, you know the one with the foam blades? Maybe it was attached to a spray bottle so you could mist yourself while you fanned yourself? Well remember how your first childlike instinct was to put that fan up against your hand or face and feel it hitting you over an over? That’s what this feels like, only slightly more powerful, and on your clit. Okay so that may not sound particularly pleasant but I actually enjoy the unique sensation it provides, at least until I have to reach for one of my favorite vibes to finish the job because it can’t get me off. The third setting is stupid. Is the Sqweel 2 a toybox staple? No, far from it. Nor is it a good first toy for a beginner, but for someone who has a vast collection of sex toys, it can be a unique addition. For use in sensation play, it creates a feeling unlike any other toy so it could be a great way to mix things up. I wish it weren’t as loud, and it can’t get me to orgasm, but for someone more sensitive it might, plus it’s unique and not insanely overpriced the way the Ora was. I think $60 is reasonable if you just want something that will be different and stand out against the other toys in your toybox, but it won’t be good enough to be your one and only. Oh and it won’t feel like the oral sex you’ve been dreaming of… that is, unless you’re dreaming of oral sex with the Bionic Man.

  254. Sampster★★★★☆
    July 9, 2014

    Good buy

    I bought this on the 3 for £50 as my OH doesn't like giving oral and I was missing out. It looks a bit weird and took me a while to try it out, but once I did I was quite impressed, i found it a bit difficult to use on my own but with the OH's help it took it to a different level, this way I can get that feeling without having to persuade him. It is a bit noisy and there was once it seemed to switch its self on in my drawer, I do find the on button to be easily knocked. Also the batteries seemed to drain quite quickly. Lots of lube is a must, and you may need to reapply if you are using it for a bit. But this has defiantly brought something back to the bedroom that was missing. It's quite simple to take apart and clean once you get the knack of how.

  255. Alpha123★☆☆☆☆
    July 8, 2014

    Disappointing

    Well this was looked at many times before we finally decided to go for it, partly down to it being in the 3 for £50 offer - :-) It arrived and we were looking forward to it's first outing, it looked like it was going to be fun ... alas it did not meet expectations, it was awkward to control and operate with or without assistance from me, sort of hitting the spot but then missing and then stopping. We assumed we were doing something wrong so tried more lube, less lube, changed batteries just in case they were dud. after a few different nights trying this I'm afraid its consigned to the back of the box of tricks now If I were to sum it up I'd say its a marmite toy ... you either love it or hate it

  256. Jdc★☆☆☆☆
    July 8, 2014

    Disappointing

    Really disappointing, it hurts more than anything, it's too fast even on the lowest of settings and the "tongues" are hard. Just all round did not live up to my expectations unfortunately. Glad I got it on 3 for 50 quid, I wouldn't pay full price for this. I am very disappointed

  257. Ps★★★★☆
    July 7, 2014

    Makes You Sqweel 2

    Different fun product that is great to use as a couple and on your own (so I'm told). Love the colour and the design. It does a great job of getting her to the edge but just lacks the kick to take her over the edge and left her reaching for her trusted vibrating egg. The little tongues gave me a good view of the action and is good to use on other places as well. Easy to clean and maintain.

  258. Nat N.★★★★★
    July 7, 2014

    Best Oral Simulator Ever

    When I got this toy I was a little nervous of using it, as I looked a bit S&M (with the tongues). However when I plucked up the courage to use it, Fireworks started!! I wouldn't look back at all now! Only down side to it really is that it doesn't stand up even though you think it should.

  259. Smokie13★★★★★
    July 6, 2014

    Sqweel 2

    Fantastic addition to bedside collection,gets partner off and squirting in no time at all.tried it for first time on bathroom floor,just aswel because once she was finished floor was flooded.you do need quite a lot of lube and keep adding while you go.good sensations and controls.can also be used during penetration.

  260. Alex J.★★★★★
    July 4, 2014

    I couldn't remember how to stand up afterwards

    This toy is amazing. I purchased this when it was on deal of the day because it has been on my wish list for a while. I wont say too much about the packaging but it too is perfect with an easy to understand manual. I followed the instructions and applied the Lovehoney enjoy water based lube which I bought to go with the sqweel as this is the one Annabelle knight used in the demo. The tongues are so soft yet realistic and simulated oral sex perfectly, however I did have to keep reapplying the LH lube because it just wasn't lasting which interrupted the 'flow'. After a few reapplications of the LH lube I decided to try something else - I have durex play warming lube which is usually too intense for me but I decided to give it another go with this toy. This time, instead of putting the lube on my hand first, like in the sqweel demo, I just applied it straight to the area I wanted lubricated and it worked much better and it was definitely less messy! The warming aspect of the lube also made the tongues more realistic which heightened the pleasure even more. I loved that you could switch the settings up to create different sensations but I did have to get used to holding it and being able to push the buttons at the same time. With this toy being SO realistic in its sensations (once you've mastered the technique and adapted it to suit your needs) it produced a fuller, longer more powerful climax than any vibrator. Also after using a vibrator I usually feel really tired and not in the mood anymore so I stop but with the sqweel I couldn't wait to go again! The only time I had to stop with this toy was to give my body a break from such powerful and intense pleasure so I could catch my breath! This toy could easily take over my sex life. So if you are reading this and you haven't got a sqweel 2 yet, click the add to basket button now. You won't be sorry.

  261. Chikn★★★★☆
    July 2, 2014

    On Offer? Why not?

    After picking this up as part of the 3 for £50 offer than LH often runs. When the OH finally had a chance to use it she was very impressed. It was however unable to make her orgasm (however that could have been a by product of a quite fun play session the night before) We look forward to having another go with this toy and hopefully either update or leave another review if anything changes.

  262. Ashley M.★☆☆☆☆
    June 28, 2014

    Not much to Sqweel about

    I saw this item advertised on your TV programme, and just had to buy it! As soon as it arrived I whipped it out and got ready for the pleasure. Sadly it was a big disappointment. Don't get me wrong - I managed to climax after a while, but it by no means blew me away. It's quite bulky, so hard to position, nosier than imagined, and the tongues aren't quite as flexible as I thought. Also the closer you hold it to yourself, the less movement you get out of it - the tongue stops spinning and so it's a constant battle reaching the ideal point of contact. It would be so much better if it was smaller, more powerful and the tongues could possibly extend whilst spinning.

  263. S S.★★☆☆☆
    June 26, 2014

    Not for me

    I have to admit, I was looking forward to trying this toy. I really love oral sex and can't get enough of it - so thought this would be perfect for me. When it arrived, I unpacked it excitedly - and it looked great... I couldn't wait to try it. So I did and.... meh. I just found it... to be honest.... rather annoying! Any pressure and it slows down - and without the pressure, It just felt like it was flapping around! It took a really long time for me to eventually climax - and by then I was pretty bored!! I did try it a couple more times just to make sure I wasn't having an off day but just came to the conclusion that while it may work for lots of people, I just wasn't one of them.

  264. Single P.★★★★☆
    June 26, 2014

    Noisy but effective

    I chose the black colour option for this toy. Its very sleek and neat looking. It was easy to open and even easier to use. I tried it out as soon as i got it. It was quite noisy even under the duvet and i struggled a bit with positioning but i got it all right it was great. It didn't give me the knee trembling orgasms that i've been accustomed to with some of my other toys but it was good for warming me up. It was nice to use and comfortable to hold.

  265. Xxezxx★☆☆☆☆
    June 22, 2014

    Such a lick down

    I have to start by saying how disappointed I am with the squeal 2. It really has the potential to be amazing but unfortunately due to the lack of thought gone into the product it's below average. Firstly, the tongues are to hard giving it an unnatural and not very pleasant sensation, if they were softer, with the right lube it would be lovely. There arnt enough function modes, it feels cheap but by far the worst this about this toy is the noise! It's so loud! My housemate in the other room said she could hear it so if your living at home with parents, it's not exactly discreet. This toy could be a fantastic clit stimulator but for me, it was the complete opposite and actually made my vagina depressed!

  266. Unicorn101★★☆☆☆
    June 17, 2014

    Not a fan

    Brought this in the 3 for £50 deal.. I had my eyeonthis toy for a while as it was something different, anyway.. I took it for a spin as soon as it arrived, tested outthe different spinningsettings and then when I felt ready I paired it with lube and I was very disappointed. Found it to be highly discomforting. Not pleasurable at all in my oppinion, it feels quite uncomfortable, not soft like youd think. When it spins it feels like hard plastic attacking you to be frank. Wouldnt recommend this toy personally, the best thing was the tango vibrator I got for free in the deal that toy well that was absolutely mind blowing.

  267. Toy U.★★★★☆
    June 17, 2014

    Great toy but

    I ordered this a couple of months ago now with lovehoney's 3 for £50 deal, which was the best value for money I have seen on any sex toy website in the past! I got the Charlie Tango "50 shades of grey" vibrator free with it, in total it was about £130 worth or products for just £50!! I thought I'd buy my wife this as a little gift as I had a feeling she would love it! The order came in the post the following morning and I had to wait until my wife came home that evening to test, so I got some batteries and we went to test it out but it was broken! Passion killer right there as I went to go and try different batteries etc but it just made a noise but didn't spin! I contacted customer care and they sent out a replacement, immediately, they didn't even want me to return the broken one so I was impressed that they dealt with it quickly and didn't want me to go through the hassle of sending it back and waiting for a replacement, best service ever? I think so, on a par with amazon anyway :) So take two! This time my wife was on a day off so we tried it in the afternoon and she loved it, the little "tongues" on it were a delight and she kept saying it felt like oral sex but also felt like a threesome in a way as I was busy on her other body parts! In what seemed like no time, she had a body shaking orgasm which was so intense, she told me to stop! So yes this does do what it says but I would recommend a lot of lube for it, we use the sliquid one which lasts a while. It is fairly big and noisy but that isn't an issue for us. It is very easy to clean, you just unlock it and take the wheel part of it out and wash it, it dries pretty quickly too. So here comes the but... With the first one we got it was not working and I think there may be a small design flaw with it unfortunately. If you press it just a little too hard, it begins to grind to a halt and I think it would probably jam and break either the turning wheel or the motor, it is pretty cheaply made, maybe the next version can be more robust and a higher build quality? I know though that there is a fine line between quality and cost. I would still recommend this but only from love honey, because if it does end up breaking like I have seen in other reviews, their excellent customer service will see it replaced very quickly! Overall, I can not fault the value for money for this product, especially when it was in the special offer!

  268. Gy R.★★★★☆
    June 16, 2014

    Almost there but not quite

    I'm equal parts in love with and disappointed by this toy. Some of us happen to love slow, gentle oral sex, not the kind of high speed action that the Sqweel 2 delivers. This can be achieved to great effect by by using lots of lubricant and pressing the toy closer so that it slows the speed of the tongues down. Doing this creates a delicious squirming, lapping sensation. Unfortunately, doing this also burns the motor out as I've discovered. This toy would benefit HUGELY from two things: an electrical power cord, and a dial for the power so that the precise speed desired can be reached. In other words, like a wand-style vibrator. Do that and the Sqweel would be perfect.

  269. Lil H.★★★★☆
    June 12, 2014

    Very cool toy

    I was really excited when my new toy arrived! I had been wanting a Sqweel 2 ever since I saw it on a different website. Though i was a little let down when I saw that it was £40, Since to me that seem like a lot for the one to, but when seeing it on the 3 for 50 offer I could not resist. The delivery was super fast and it arrived the next day! The package was just a plain box so that was good because it meant that my family could not peek at the box or the label while I eagerly ran through to my bedroom. Once I got it open The first thing I had a look at was the packaging of the toy. It was nice and neat and very simple. It had nothing to fancy or over the top. Once I ripped the toy out of the packaging (I was really excited by this point.) the first thing I done was check the battery compartment to make sure that everything was in working order and to see how easy putting the battery's in would be, It seemed simple enough, all I had to do was pop 3 AAA battery's in the back and everything was good to go!. Yay! The toy itself was a little awkward to handle. (when I say a little I actually mean a lot!) Having small hands it was pretty difficult to hold in place and even more so when lubed up and slippery. The plastic casing of the toy was very smooth and shiny, so smooth that I could see my reflection. I was also very happy with the quality and the build of the toy. It had no scuffs or scratches or any marks or any kind. The silicone tongues were lovely feeling. They were soft and flexible with a smooth velvety feeling to them which felt wonderful during use. I also loved the color of my toy. I bought the pink and black one since I thought the color contrast really compliment the toys look. Plus the nice floral pattern on the side was also really nice. This toy is really easy to use since it only has 2 buttons but a lot of the time when handling it, even when I was not using during "sexy times" I would accidentally keep turning it on. I even dropped it at one point because I gave myself a fright doing this but other than this it was really easy to handle. I did have one other small problem though and this go's back to the small hands thing. I just could not get a good grip of it. It would take me a good 10 minutes to get myself in a comfortable position so that I would not drop it while using it. However once my grip was set and i was in a comfy position the fun could begin. I like to start with the lowest setting and eventually work my way up to the flickering mode. The sensations from this toy are like nothing else but unfortunately this toy on its own was not enough to make me reach climax so I decided I would accompany it with my Charlie Tango vibrator and that really done the trick! After and amazing orgasm and a little time to rest, I went to give it a clean for next time. It was really easy and simple and it also dried really fast, so points for that! Overall this is a good product but I can understand why it would not be for everyone. I recommend this toy to women with a craving for something a little different. (Big hands would not hurt either.)

  270. Cockringsandvibratingthings★☆☆☆☆
    June 10, 2014

    Didn't make me Sqweel

    I have been looking at the sqweel for a while and i love receiving oral sex so a toy that simulates oral sex i wanted to try, so i purchased it in the 3 for £50 deal . So the minute i opened the box i tried it, well it didn't do anything for me i didn't feel anything, i put more pressure on the tongues they kind of stopped moving, the toy itself is quite chunky and noisy , it is very loud .Maybe i put my hopes up to high for this product maybe that's why im so disappointed. I did try this toy a few times it still did nothing for me sorry lovehoney but the sqweel didn't make me sqweel

  271. Gigglesandballs★☆☆☆☆
    June 10, 2014

    Absolutely rubbish

    I bought this tried it twice and it's rubbish waste of money there are some much better things on here that are alot cheaper it didn't so anything at all for me. Easy to clean tho easily comes apart. I did get a free dildo from the fifty shades range tho with it that wasn't bad.

  272. Cheeky6★★★★★
    June 10, 2014

    The Sqweel makes you squeal

    I was seriously dubious about this toy but decided to try it as part of the very reasonable 3 for £50 deal. I was not disappointed. Yes, there is a little bit of noise, but nothing a little bit of music wouldn't cover. And it is totally worth it. It's easy to use, comfortable to hold and changing the direction of the tongues is way more exciting than you'd think

  273. Creamy P.★★★★★
    June 9, 2014

    Waterwheel

    This is definitely different. It's bizaare. I'd never realised how much I love to love my sex toys until I tried this. On paper it's fantastic, it does things to the clitoris that no other toy can (that I'm aware of) and it does feel fantastic while it's in motion. Although it does bear a resemblance to oral it isn't the same, but it is good and had me squirting within minutes.. If it even took that long! I'm not sure I've ever came so fast from toys alone. It was gushing out of me and the machine was spinning so fast it was spraying everywhere, jolly good fun but crikey it did make a mess! The unit itself is enormous, the pictures do show this, yes, but I was still surprised at the sheer size of the thing. When sorting out our collection we were faced with a question.. if someone attacked, which sex toy would you use to beat off the enemy? This was in the top 3. It has a detachable front which makes cleaning simple and easy. I found the controls a little confusing, but I'm the trial and error type, I like to pick it up and figure out what works best in practice. A wall chart mapping what comes next would be useful, scrolling through the settings mid-session might take a while to master and it seems to do so many patterns I lost track of what the hell it was doing, it was mesmerising though, like watching a caged gerbil on a mad one. But I could take the time to learn how to use it, learn it like the back of my hand, I can lay down sheets and waterproof the bed. Hell! I could even name it and keep it on the bedside table. Sadly, all of this wouldn't change the fact that the only contact this device has is a large hard plastic in my hands, and an extremely vigorous slapping against the most sensitive little nugget I possess. Definitely a brilliant bit of kit, and I'm glad I have it on standby, but there's no intimacy with a sqweel 2. It works fantastically but sadly I just can't bring myself to care.

  274. Itsukzi★★★★★
    May 29, 2014

    Oral stimulation to a powerful level

    Bought this to use with my other half, and we loved the concept. The packaging is fine, and on getting it out the toy is probably twice the size we expected - which isn't an issue unless you want to hold it in one hand and multi-task :( The power control settings are good and we didn't find ourselves accidentally pressing them. I'm told the sensations are exactly as expected, if a little intense - though the look on her face suggests that's no bad thing ;) Overall, it's a decent toy! This gives the right sensations and is adjustable for your requirements. It's also very easy to clean which is great, as it needs plenty of lube.

  275. Glassjoy★★★★★
    May 17, 2014

    Try again!

    I bought the Sqweel ages ago, having read the reviews and I fancied a change. It seemed to tick all the boxes and when it arrived, I looked at all the gentle little tongues, put the batteries in, tested out all the functions, lubed it up and settled down to enjoy it. It just didn't work for me! I tried all the settings, both directions, nothing seemed to work. I tried again the next day, and again, zilch. Accepting that we are all different, I put it away, disappointed. This morning, I remembered the Sqweel and thought I'd have another go.So many other women were enjoying this and I'm not one to give up. Well, I prepared it, got myself comfortable, and gently tried again. Almost instantly it felt different this time. I took my time, starting slowly and could feel my orgasm building and building, leading to one of the most powerful self administered explosions I've ever had! There is something very special about those flexible little tongues, the teasing, flickering feeling was just incredible. It became so intense that I had to have a break, and I played with one of my glass toys for a while, then went back to have a third and final orgasm with the Sqweel. This time I knew exactly the pressure and speed I wanted and within a couple of minutes I was rewarded with another powerful, leg trembling explosion. I guess all I really want to say is if you've tried and failed with this toy, maybe give it another go!

  276. Laveila★★★☆☆
    May 12, 2014

    Interesting concept, but has a few flaws

    I had this for over a year before it got broken. I really enjoyed the toy at times, but at other times it let me down. I will try to explain the reasons why it did not always worked for me in this review. To start from the beginning, I got it this toy as deal of the day, which made the toy worth purchase. I admit I am not sure I would be happy to pay the full price for it considering the limitations described below. The toy itself arrived in simple packaging with instructions. There were no batteries included; you have to order them separately. It takes 3 AAA batteries, which does make running the toy bit more expensive in terms of buying packs of batteries. In use I enjoyed the toy as teasing toy, as I could only orgasm from it during the times when I was in extremely horny state; the tongues sometimes made me wish for more firm, less gentle stimulation. I also did not find the speeds fully satisfactory, probably because at that time I was craving more firm stimulation, which this toy cannot deliver and I could use bit faster speed than this toy offered. I found my main problem is the size and position of the control buttons. I truly struggled to hold the toy comfortably without pressing the buttons by mistake. If I found a position where I could hold it without pressing on the buttons, my fingers usually started to ache because of the wide position they were in. This sometimes caused me to lose patience before I managed to reach an orgasm or my orgasm was ruined by me pressing the buttons at the wrong time. My last disappointment with the toy was that I could not orgasm quickly from it; it did take me some time to get there. This unfortunately meant that I was eating through batteries, which made this toy expensive to run. Overall, I would not say this is bad toy, but I do think it could use some improvements. I believe some of my problems with the toy were dealth with in Sqweel Go. So as my Sqweel 2 died, I am replacing it with the smaller, rechargeable Go version, which should sort the 2 main problems I had with this toy. Sqweel Go arrived today so lets see how I get on with it.

  277. Frootmig★☆☆☆☆
    May 10, 2014

    Not our cup of tea

    Got this device, as it has received rave reviews. We're sure it has it's merits, but we have got to admit that it just didn't work for us. It is unelegant and noisy, but most importantly it didn't cause a sensational feeling for her. Nevertheless, don't let one dissatisfied customer put you off buying this device, because it might just be what makes you tick! We're not loosing either, because with Lovehoneys exceptional returns policy there really isn't anything to loose when trying out new stuff. We'll just take it back and try something else :-)

  278. Nicole2212★★★★☆
    May 7, 2014

    Amazing

    I love this toy! When I bought it, I wasn't sure what to expect at all, and bought it out of intrigue more than anything! But this is fab! Can't get enough of it when I'm using it! The sensation is amazing. My boyfriend even likes to use it on me, which gives him a break haha! However, obviously isn't as good as the real thing, but does the job when me and my boyfriend are apart for some time! Super easy to use, buttons are easy to press while in use and it isn't awkward to hold yourself either. The cleaning of it is really quick and simple too, which at first I was dreading having to take it apart, but it only takes a few minutes! Only downside for me personally is, I don't like the setting that spins towards me that much, the tip of the tongues feel like they're flicking me, not very comfortable. And also, when applying a lot of pressure, the tongues can slow down considerably, and completely stop moving on the lowest level. But other than that, it's a great toy, the material of the "tongues" is super soft and it's just a really well thought out and lovely toy. I would definitely recommend just going for it and buying it, even if you're just intrigued! There's nothing else out there like this!

  279. Sugarcunt★★★☆☆
    May 5, 2014

    Creative, But Not For Everyone

    I didn't consider my fleshy labia when I decided that I wanted to review this product. I spent a great deal of time trying to work the device on my own, but I also have small hands and could not simultaneously part my labia and hold the toy steady at the appropriate angle. If I didn't hold my labia back, the toy didn't have enough power for the tongues to push them apart. Because of that, I had to get my husband to hold the toy for me. While it wasn't the end of the world, it did discourage me from using it because I generally prefer to masturbate in private. When I did have the opportunity to use the toy, I was surprised by how it felt. The sensation definitely isn't exactly like oral sex. It feels pretty weird, but it is quite unique and fairly pleasurable. I also don't have a very large or exceptionally prominent clitoris, so I'm not sure how much I would have enjoyed the toy if mine was bigger. A couple more important things to know: 1. The tongues also basically drink lube, so you need to use a considerable amount of it to keep them from getting dry, because it feels incredibly unpleasant when it is dry. 2. It's actually pretty large, so just be prepared for that. I was surprised by its size when I took it out of the box.

  280. Purrfect K.★★★★☆
    May 1, 2014

    Lovehoney Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator

    To be honest I was not sure on this at first you do need to use lubricant. (A lot) after the 2nd go at it I like it a lot it feels like a lot of tongues on your clit it makes you come hard and fast we'll it does for me

  281. Sex S.★★★★☆
    May 1, 2014

    Good but pricey

    I am glad I got this in the 3 for £50 deal as I personally dont think its worth £39.99. I do really like this toy and have never used anything like it but I think £30 is the most I would pay for it. However if you see this in a deal then snap it up!!! I have had some great fun with this toy! It has 3 different speed settings, the first doesn't do much if you want an orgasm however it is really nice when your cooling down! The last two speeds are great and help build a slower orgasm! It also has a reverse button which changes the direction which is also very pleasurable! If you press it twice it changes direction itself around every 3 seconds! It is incredibly easy to clean and the toy doesnt feel like its easy to break! I think it feels a lot better if you use a decent quality lube and quite a lot of it as its a bit rough without!! The only other niggle I have with it is the noise, which reminds me of a chainsaw!! Especially as the noise changes when you put pressure on it, however once you get into it you forget all about that!! I would recommend this and if they brought out sqweel 3 I would consider buying it!! Just be prepared to only use it alone if you live with other people as it is quite noisy!

  282. Gamer J.★★★★★
    May 1, 2014

    Like a wheel of tongues

    I brought this sex toy for my Oh she like to having her clit play with and i brought this after reading some review i pick it up.When we first had the chance to play with the toy it made her jump about in pleasure and moaning like crazy after we finish playing and cool down my Oh turn to me and said the only problem with it was that it dry out the lube and it hurt a little bit. my OH she that if you looking for something new and willing to try something new out this is one of the best things to buy

  283. K8★★★★☆
    April 30, 2014

    Amazing

    i brought this from the 3 for £50 offer and its my least favourite to be honest but it does work amazingly i just prefer the wand/ rabbit. you have to lube it up first or there is no point using it! theres only 2 buttons so its easy to figure out how to use it.

  284. Princess L.★★★☆☆
    April 28, 2014

    Just a tad odd

    Right, this toy is one of those Marmite things (You either love it or hate it, never anything in between). Loads of people's reviews are immensely in favour of this toy, others are from people who don't seem too fazed. Unfortunately, I find this toy really weird. I chose the white version, which is quite pretty, but the little pink silicone tongues sticking out just look odd to me. Maybe I need to get used to it? The actual sensation is similar-ish to oral sex, but obviously not indistinguishable. Personally, I find the tongues a little too draggy, even with plenty of lube. It would suit people who like "rough" oral sex more. Oh, and that's another thing, this thing really does need a lot of lube to coat all the little tongues. I will try and give it another go at some point, but as it stands after my first go with it, I wouldn't pay full price for this item. Then again, I've never been a massive fan of rough oral sex, so it probably wasn't designed with people like me in mind. The toy is very ergonomically designed for battery removal, easy cleaning and simple controls, however. I was impressed with how well it was put together.

  285. Baby V.★★★★★
    April 26, 2014

    Wow

    I really enjoy the sensation of oral sex so after seeing this on the lovehoney website I thought I would give it a try and I'm just disappointed I didn't order this sooner. I quickly popped to the bedroom to try it out and all I can say is WOW! I lubed it up as shown on the video and started at the lowest speed and then built my way up the top setting! Had me cumming in less than a minute! The orgasm it gives you is amazing and was almost better than the real thing! I would definitely recommend this to all you ladies out there who loves the sensation of oral sex!!!

  286. Seren13★★★★★
    April 23, 2014

    Wow

    This toy is truly amazing. As soon as it arrived in the post today I couldn't wait to try it out. I popped in 3 batteries and was away to go. I loved how soft the tongues were and felt so real with lots of lube. I can't wait until my husband comes home and see what he thinks about it. So easy to clean too. I am very happy with this toy, best I've bought so far. C'mon ladies give it a go. ;)

  287. Butterflybee★★★★☆
    April 17, 2014

    Doesn't quite get me all the way

    I may be in the minority, but the Sqweel 2 just doesn't seem to get me all the way :-( I ordered it with the 3 for £50 deal and eagerly awaited its arrival. As soon as the postie turned up I was digging through my box of goodies just to find this. I opened it up, popped the batteries in and thought 'here we go!' Unfortunately upon settling down to have a play, I noticed a couple of issues. Firstly, it is quite big and clunky to hold; I am only 5'2" and do not have the biggest hands, so I found it a little uncomfortable to hold and a bit too big for me. Secondly, it is also quite loud! So much so that my mum was in the next room and asked if I was using my epilator!! I would definitely suggest waiting for some alone time before using this (although I may just have very thin walls!). It may be quieter used under the covers too. I think this actually does simulate cunnilingus quite well, especially when used with plenty of lube. I have never really been a huge fan of cunnilingus though, so this may be why I have not had much luck with the Sqweel 2. I am not saying that the sensations from this are not good, it's just not enough on its own to tip me over the edge; I found myself having to use a bullet alongside the Sqweel 2 so I could reach orgasm. That said, the speeds and patterns on this are good; I personally prefer the flicking back and forth motion. It is also very easy to clean and has a lock function that prevents it coming apart while playing. I think if you are a fan of cunnilingus then this is definitely the toy for you.

  288. Anonymous★★★★★
    April 15, 2014

    Best ever

    I bought this about 3 weeks ago and I have not been able to put it down, I didn't know what to expect but the tongues are really soft and even when applying a lot of pressure it doesn't slow it down, I prefer clitoral stimulation rather than penetration when it comes to sex toys and this is defiantly the best toy I have had, I really like how you can change the direction the tongues spin and how many different settings it has, it is easy to use and comes apart to clean, I advise to use with plenty of lube to keep it pleasurable. I would recommend this to anyone you won't regret it!! I have already been telling all my friends about it and how much I love it, my oh loves using it on me to.

  289. Leahslooloo★★★★★
    April 13, 2014

    It really is the world's best oral sex toy

    WOW My other half talked me into buying this toy to give him a break lol at first i wasn't expecting much from it but its brilliant. The packaging is great you can see the toy which makes you want to tear it out sooner and give it a go it look so tempting ;-) It isn't as quiet as I would like but I will overlook the sound due to the great feeling it gives. Its a bit fiddly to clean at first but as soon as you get the hang of it its really easy. The controls are easy to use and in a great place for you to use your self or for someone to use on you. The tongues are really nice and soft they feel great. It really wasn't what i was expecting.

  290. Sophie`dee★★★★★
    April 12, 2014

    Oh-mazing

    this little dark horse! I honestly didn't expect it to be as good as it was, i have been excited all day wait for the delivery i drove home as quick as i could ran upstairs tore open the package and played with it straight away! It was a little difficult at first to get the right angle to hit the spot, oral sex if one of my favourite things and since i am now single i can't just have it when i want, but now with this little device i can just have oral sex when ever i want. Its not as quiet as i would of liked it to be but the positives out way the little negative!

  291. Tamz 8.★★★★★
    April 11, 2014

    My Husband Can Take A Rest

    WOW, WOW! I am an oral sex addict, I get grumpy if i don't get it at least 3 times a week. Now I can have it as many times as i want with this little piece of equipment! It is phenomenal 1st the tounges are lovely and soft, with loads of lube they are perfect, they are just firm enough to flick all the right spots but not too firm to hurt. 2nd the settings are awesome, start slow and move on up....personally i enjoy the tease and with the slower setting it really works, the flicker setting is not for me tho, I don't enjoy that one so much 3rd he power, omg! for such a little piece of equipment it really does hold some power, the highest setting can have me finished in less than a min! It is quite quiet and fits in my hand perfectly. I love it!

  292. Taz★★★★★
    April 7, 2014

    Black piece of dynamite

    It makes you explode into orgasm by far the quickest i have every had. The shape and size are very comfortable in your hand its hard and shinny and very girly with the most Devine colour of pink and the contrast against the black is so complementary. The buttons are easy to use and its very simple to take apart to clean and the reverse button is genius giving a new twist to the sensation. The spinning wheel taps against you clitoris making you SQWEEL literally. Its not the quietist of toys but its by far the best i have. I own nothing like it and i find it so enticing i cant not play with it. Thank you for reading

  293. Vamphunter★☆☆☆☆
    April 4, 2014

    Awful

    I decided to try this as it was in a 3 for £50 sale.having never had oral sex on myself before I thought I would give it a go. Let's say I was very disappointed in this.the tongues get stuck,it's not fast enough.have now made my bf try oral sex instead and thankfully he loves doing it so this toy is left in a drawer gathering dust :(

  294. Horny D.★★★★☆
    April 4, 2014

    A lot of tongues

    I bought this toy for my wife, with a couple of other ones for £50, which I tough that was awesome, since I was after this for quite some time. As my wife is a big fan of oral sex, I though that she would love it, but what happened that she was a bit doubtful at first, and in fact, she left it in the drawer for a few days. One day, she decided to actually try it. So, we open it up, and started analysing the toy. It feels a bit big on the female hands, and it could have a more grip friendly case, so she could grab it a bit better. With all the lube, it slipped a couple of times, when se was using it. So we put the batteries on, and she went for it. From "This feels odd" to "This is actually very good!" only took about 10 seconds.. She tried the different speeds, and was actually enjoying it very much. Apart from the slip issue, the other thing that happened was that, when she was getting nearly there, she started to push it harder, which makes the toy to slow down almost to a halt (she can be very bully, when her orgasms are concerned :) ), Apart from that, she actually love it. I cant wait to use it on her. That way, it wont slow down, and she can grab the pillow or the sheets when she's comming, instead of grinding the toy to a halt!

  295. Lamblicker★★★☆☆
    April 2, 2014

    The idea is amazing

    well this was a clever idea and i couldn't wait to get my hands on one, sadly it wasnt to be, most of the reviews were very positive and maybe its because iam pierced down there that i didn't really enjoy this toys as it was a little painful but after giving one to my friend to try for her birthday she disagrees with me on my outcome. i think it would be better if it was able to stand so you could also squat over it because when you hold it against you the tongues stall and i think this is what was causing the little bursts of pain rather then pleasure... but im sure love honey will make the sqweel 3 perfect. over all a really fantastic idea ...

  296. Em M.★★★★★
    March 31, 2014

    Sceptically purchased, now very happily reviewing

    When I saw this I ummed and ahhed for a while as I was quite skeptical about it being as good as it claimed. My partner does not like to perform oral sex, plus he works away often so when I saw this as part as the daily offer I thought what the heck and purchased away. As soon as it arrived I drew the curtains and put it to the test. I came very quickly and couldn't wait to try again, and again, and again. I wouldn't say it is exactly the same as oral sex by another, but with lube it does have something which makes me feel very wanton while I using it. I find that often after I have used this, I have to dig a vibrator out and have the main course....hehe I am very happy with this and would highly recommend.

  297. Skylightweb★★★★★
    March 29, 2014

    Oh My God

    so i bought this to use with my wife. As she loves oral sex i thought why not give this a try, it looked very interesting to me ( i just hoped that she would feel the same). the only initial concern i had was how would it actually look in my hand. Anyway i went ahead and ordered one, gave it to my wife & her eyes lit up, especially when she opened it and felt the tongues on the toy. So we wasted no time, i tied her up, blindfolded her and turned the toy on. Wow what a result, she had orgasms like i have never seen her do before. she loved it, her words after we had finished were " when can we do that again". From my point of view, i found the toy very comfortable to hold and easy to use. my initial concerns at the look were dismissed as soon as the toy was put to work!!!!!!. Also i have to be honest, i did try this toy on my penis, again, wow! it certainly is a keeper!!!!!!!. We have used this toy multiple times since purchase and each time it delivers more than expected.

  298. Cuddlybbw★★★★☆
    March 28, 2014

    Tongue Fun

    Like lots of little tongues licking your clit at high speed, mind blowing. Lube is a most with this toy. Easy to turn it on which is not always a good thing as if it is knocked during storage batteries end up flat so when you need it you have to make sure you have a drawer full of batteries to avoid disappointment

  299. Alxzoe17★★★★★
    March 26, 2014

    Love It

    This has got to be one of my best toys feels so good. We got This when it was on offer 3 for £50 & so glad we did The Sqweel is made from a nice hard plastic I picked the black one i think it looks better. To use the toy simply remove the cover & add plenty of water based lube. Easiest way to put the lube on is to use the back of your hand put a good amount of lube on. Turn on the Sqweel on low speed & allow it to pick up the lube The first time we used it I was amazed how it felt The tongues feels so real. All most has good as the real thing :) varying speeds allow you to start slow & build up to faster speeds their is a reverse and flicker mode to add to the fun & gave me the best orgasm ever When in use it can be bit loud but we did not mind. Just make sure the house in empty Very easy to clean just unlock the case & the tongues come out wash with warm soapy water & sex toy cleaner Use good quality batteries

  300. Sexcellent★★★★★
    March 18, 2014

    Will make you Sqweel

    After hearing that this product had been the winning entry in a sex toy design competition, I decided I had nothing to lose by testing out the Sqweel 2. What appealed to be immediately was that the intriguing design is unique in the market, and the toy definitely has a look and a feel of its own. At a first glance, I particularly liked the colour combination of the sexy black casing with the light pink tongues. The product also comes in white, which looks visually appealing, too. My first impressions on opening the package was that the toy sits quite large in the hand. The casing is made of a strong plastic, while the wheel of tongues has been formed from a much softer silicone. I got the impression that the toy had been made to last, and I liked that. Next I was off to test the functionalities... The two buttons are pretty easy to configure: the 'play' button activates the tongues, which basically have three different speed settings that escalate in intensity. There's also a button to change the direction of the motion, meaning you can move the tongues backward and forwards for a bit of variety and to vary the sensation. During a solo session, I started off on the lowest setting and quickly worked my way up to maximum pace. I reached orgasm easily and effortlessly and enjoyed repeating the process over and over again. The motion of the spinning tongues offer a different sensation to a vibrator: they're less intense, but they're also kind of exciting in a different way. Personally, I tend to enjoy the flickering of rabbit ears on my go-to vibrators, and I liked that the movement of the tongues on the Sqweel 2 reminded me of that. I probably should mention that the toy does need quite a lot of water-based lube for best results. The main downside to that is that the controls a little bit tricky to press when your hands are all lubed up, and the buttons probably could have been better positioned for easier access when you're using it manually. (Incidentally, these changes have been made to the new and updated Sqweel Go model, which, unlike the Sqweel 2, is also USB rechargeable.) Aside from that, the Sqweel 2's a great novelty item and a wonderful accompaniment to any sex toy collection. I would recommend it to spice up the dynamics during foreplay, and one of the strengths of the Sqweel 2 is that it can be enjoyed on other sensitive areas, such as the nipples or potentially even your guy's parts for added fun. The Sqweel 2 offers a truly unique sensation, so why not give it a try if you're in the market for something different?

  301. Badgersaurusrex★★★☆☆
    March 14, 2014

    Sqweely good

    So I bought the Sqweel as part of the three for £50 offer which as usual was a huuuuge saving, and an amazing deal! I'm single and there is only so much a hand can do so I thought I'd give this "oral sex" toy a whirl ;) the packaging was discreet as usual and useful for storing the product in after use. It takes 3 aaa batteries (not inc) and I was excited to get started! It's quite noisey and whirrs a bit when in use so best put on some music! The individual tongues felt lovely and smooth silicone and were easy to apply lube to and clean afterwards. Thee amount of settings are great with 3 different speeds and a choice of backwards and forwards "licking" but you have to hold down the button to switch off which I found a bit awkward when I heard my housemate come home! I liked the initial feel if the product when in use, the vibrations can be whatever strength you want to. However I felt that the Sqweel couldn't cope when pressure is applied to it, for example I tried to put a harder pressure in my clitoris but I found it slowed the wheel down and it wasn't strong enough to cope. I think this is a great product for a couple who want to experiment with different toys, it would give your partner a break from being down there so they can tend to other needs at the same time ;) I personally sent this back as it just wasn't a great fit for me. Not going to lie I will be trying the Sqweel 3 if they bring one out!

  302. Quietgirl★★★★★
    March 11, 2014

    Definitely worth buying

    I was a little dubious about this when I saw the picture but oh my was it good. Worth reading the instruction re using lube and how to use it. It was a little noisier that I expected but the noise was worth it. The orgasm was the best I've had from any toy and was very like the real thing

  303. Kerr01uk★★★★☆
    March 3, 2014

    Sqweel time

    this is an exciting toy to use on your own or with your partner,the tongues are very flexible and soft,just make sure you use lube with this.i found this excellent to use to get me going,great to use in foreplay, the only problem i found is if you put slight pressure on it would hesitate,but apart from this it is a good buy.

  304. Rumble S.★★★★☆
    March 2, 2014

    Give it a chance

    When this item arrived I found it so intimidating that I wanted to send it back almost straight away - I even notified LH of the intent to return and started packaging it up. But then I thought to myself that maybe I should just give it one try, just to see. And I did. I am SO glad I did. I inserted the batteries and prepared a little lube as shown in the instructional video. I found myself perfectly satisfied just using the slower speed as I have a fairly sensitive clitoris, but there were plenty of others to choose from by simply scrolling though with the 'play' button. I occasionally used the reverse button but it wasn't essential. In terms of sensation, this product creates a particular sensation that I have not experienced with any other sex toys. Though it isn't a particularly realistic one, the feeling was very pleasurable and I was able to reach climax in just a couple of minutes. I vary the pressure by using just the tips of the tongues and then pressing down a little more with them on my clit. Such fun! My only reservations about it are that it is quite loud and can be a bit of a faff to clean. But otherwise, it is wonderful. It is of good build quality and I can see myself keeping this for a long time. In the end, I decided to keep it and it has had regular use ever since ;)

  305. Heels H.★★★★★
    February 25, 2014

    Definitely lives up to its name

    I bought this after watching the video, I have tried various oral simulators before I was dubious, However this has to be the best yet. Love the fact that you can alternate the direction of the tongues, and the easy to use buttons are a plus. Little tip the harder you push it against the clitoris it slows down slightly so you can control it in that respect too, Only slight downside is that the 'motor noise' sounds.. Well 'cheap' is the only way to describe it, However I fear I am being picky here as its a small motor after all... But the satisfaction completely out weighs the noise issue. Perfect to use alone or with your partner...

  306. Rob E.★★★★★
    February 22, 2014

    Oral love

    I bought this for my other half as she just loves getting oral, maybe sometimes too much oral and I have the blisters to prove it. This neat little toy so powerful and easy to clean. It aids in the bedroom when were together giving my tongue a rest and concentrate on other areas. It's also great for the good lady to use on her own. Fantastic little toy

  307. Kohitsuji★★★★★
    February 20, 2014

    I Sqweelly love it!

    I have always wanted a Sqweel for a long time, so I saw it as a Deal of the Day offer and added it to the 3 for £50 deal for Valentine's Day. Lovehoney's quick and discreet delivery, I received it on Valentine's Day. The packaging is simple with the Sqweel 2 encased in clear plastic, I chose the one in black because it shows off the silicone tongues very nicely. I admit that it looked intimidating, but I was so excited that I quickly took it out and popped off the plastic lid. Oh my goodness! The silicone tongues feel amazingly flexible to the touch! It is easy to use and easy to clean. It comes with simple instructions. Just pop in a few triple A batteries and water-based lubricant, then you are good to go. I love the function button, you can make the Sqweel go reverse, but the flicker motion is to squeal for! I have added a pleasure gel to my clit to enhance sensitivity and I was on cloud nine in no time. The problem I find with the Sqweel 2 is when you're kind of pressing it against you, it tends to stall, but it is no big deal.

  308. Lady L.★★★☆☆
    February 16, 2014

    Disappointed

    From reading the reviews, I was excited to get this in the mail. But have to admit for me it didn't live up to the hype! The packaging as usual is discreet and the instructions etc were easy to understand (defo a bonus!) Unfortunately for me, the item I was sent was faulty and after only a couple of uses I had to send it back as it no longer worked - you could here the motor but nothing moved. The love honey returns policy was defiantly a bonus! Unfortunately this product wasn't for me! But I am glad I have it a whirl!

  309. Lookin Y.★★★☆☆
    February 16, 2014

    Nearly, but not quite

    Arriving in Lovehoney's usual quick delivery time & discreet postal packaging, I was, as always, completely satisfied with the Customer Service element of my order. The Lovehoney Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator is encased in a white & pink cardboard box that is missing the front section. Once the box is removed, the toy is sat within a white plastic tray (Moulded for a secure fit) with a clear plastic lid. To prepare the Sqweel, you will need to insert 3 x AAA batteries (To be purchased separately) into the compartment on the back. This is easy to do. Next, you will need to take hold of the pink dust cap & slightly squeeze it in the middle, whilst pulling upwards to remove it & expose the tongues. A generous amount of water based lube then needs to be applied to all 10 tongues; I found the easiest way to so, was to put the lube on the back of my hand, then press the centre button on the toy (With an arrow on it) to begin the tongues spinning around on their lowest speed & allowing them to lap up the lube. And that's it, everything is ready to go. For solo play, this toy is easy to maintain a firm hold. And, with only the one button to vary between 3 speeds & a small button to the side for "Reverse" or "Intermittent" modes, the controls are no challenge to use. Being honest though, I must say that although the sensations I received were soft, comfortable & pleasant, for me, I found the experience more re-laxing than cli-maxing. I needed more power. A feature I do particularly like about this product, is it's ease to look after. Cleaning could not be simpler; Just slide the switch on the front of the plastic casing to reveal the "Unlock" symbol & pull it off. The circle of tongues will then slide out too allowing for a thorough clean of this toy. It fits back together with the same ease too.

  310. Palaceeagle21★★★★☆
    February 16, 2014

    Sqweel away

    This being the only oral sex toy out there that I've heard of I couldn't resist buying it when it was on the 3 for £50 offer!! Now I have to admit it is bigger than I first thought, but I got used to it after a while. Also it isn't the quietest of my toys. This is an amazing toy and really does feel like you are receiving oral sex, I have used this with my partner as well, so i can enjoy penetration along with oral sex. The Sqweel is pretty awesome. It is great for using on your clitoris but also i enjoy using it on my nipples. It comes with 3 different speed and 2 functions, either forwards, backwards or a but of both. Personally I prefer it when the tongues spin backwards, but for a more gentle approach I would suggest starting with the forward function. Although it isn't the quietest toy, it is really fun, so I can look past the loudness, and just use it under the covers to muffle the sound. The Sqweel is extremely easy to clean, simply slip off the side panel, slide out the tongues and wash.

  311. Kattieee★☆☆☆☆
    February 15, 2014

    Disappointed

    I received this free with my magic wand gift set and personally I am glad I didn't spend the £35 for it. As it is battery operated I didn't think it had enough power to stimulate fully. It would be great for a beginner but considering I used it after the wand it had little effect.

  312. Lookin Y.★★★☆☆
    February 15, 2014

    Nearly, but not quite

    Arriving in Lovehoney's usual quick delivery time & discreet postal packaging, I was, as always, completely satisfied with the Customer Service element of my order. The Lovehoney Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator is housed upon arrival within a white & pink cardboard box without the front section & displaying a short roundup about the product along with its unique selling points in a clear format. Inside the box is a white plastic tray, moulded to securely hold the Sqweel. I removed the battery cover easily & popped in the 3 x AAA batteries (Not included with purchase of the toy) I then took off the dust cap by lightly squeezing the middle & pulling it upwards revealing the soft tongues. Lubricating this toy was simple; I placed a generous amount of lube to the back of my hand & after pressing the large button with an arrow on it, allowed the tongues to coat themselves. Soon enough I was ready to use this device. The Sqweel has 3 levels of speed of which the tongues spin around, there is also a smaller button allowing me to reverse the motion or set it to an intermittent level. Although very easy to use & comfortable throughout, with its gentle, flexible tongues, I found that for me, even on the fastest setting, the intensity was pleasurable, but more relaxing than climaxing. One advantage this toy does have, is that it is very easy to dismantle & clean, simply slide the lock catch to the "Unlock" symbol, take off the front plastic casing, then slide off the circle of tongues. It all simply slots back together afterwards too.

  313. Treacletoes★★☆☆☆
    February 7, 2014

    Not so sqweel

    Sorry to say that we were very disappointed with this product. It was not very stimulating, the plastic was a touch hard. But the main disappointment was that it was too noisy. It also was quite hard to hold onto whilst you were using it, it is quite a handful no pun intended. The concept is a great idea but I feel that it needs more testing or scale down the product and use a different silicon for the tongues.

  314. Briohne★★★☆☆
    February 6, 2014

    Not the best, not the worst

    I got this toy as part of the 3 for £50. I had very high expectations for this oral machine but unfortunately, they just wasn't met. My first impressions of the packaging was that it looks really childish, cheap and tacky. It dosen't look like it packages a 39.99 adult sex toy. However, I may be comparing it too much to the other 2 toys I got as part of the deal which looked pretty, sleek and professional. You know what they say though, don't judge a book by its cover and I was still excited to use the toy as I could see it through the packaging. When I first looked at the toy, I found it to be smaller than I thought but I wouldn't class this as a positive or a negative. I have the black one which looks plain and pretty which I find an advantage. Personally, it looked intimidating as the tounges look so tough but they are still pretty flexable and the material they are made out of is thick but has a soft surface. As many of the other reviews says, this does eat A LOT of your lube up otherwise it can feel really rough on such a sensitive area. The first time I used this toy, I liked the fact the buttons light up so you can still have some fun in the dark. I was impressed by the power considering it only uses 3 AAA batteries and theres three different power settings. There is also the option to make the tounges reverse but I personally could not get along with this and found it painful no matter how much lube I used. There is also a option to make the tounges flicker but again I found this painful. So I had to use the normal option but it did make me orgasm pretty fast. Unfortunately the next 3 times I used it, I couldn't even orgasm and had to use another toy to finish myself off. I would not say it feels like oral because the tounges are too rough for my liking unfortunately as I am pretty sensitive below. Overall, I personally think this isn't the toy for me but looking at other reviews , people seem to really like it so if you like power and roughness on your sensitive area then this toy will work for you better.

  315. Mr P.★★★★★
    February 4, 2014

    Sqweel 2

    My husband got me the Sqweel 2 for Valentine days, and he allowed me to have it early. I tired it on my own and didn't find it much fun at all. when my husband came home and we tired it again together, it was completely different. So girl's get your partner's in on the fun....... The tongue's are very Dry, so make sure you use loads of lube. the best way to put lube on your toy is, to put some lube on the back of your hand. then turn your toy on, and allow the tongues to lick the lube off your hand. My husband enjoyed using this toy with me also. I would say your need good batteries to get the most out of this toy, because we find the speed not very powerful with cheaper batteries!! We got better Batteries and the toy was amazing.

  316. Sarah N.★★★★★
    February 2, 2014

    Love oral

    When this arrived I didn't really know what to expect- but I love oral so the idea of something to give me similar sensations when I am home alone or he cant be bothered intrigued me. I was surprised at how big the actual toy was- just wasn't expecting something as bulky (not that it matters). I chose the black and pink option which looks cool and a bit different. The packaging is clear and simple and really attracts your attention to the product inside rather than a load of imagery on the packaging which I like. When in use the speed is good and the sensation is good. Its a shame I can not teach my fella to do what this beauty can do. If you like oral its great although my oral does not feel like this off a human-this makes you want to train humans to make it this good. I love using this as part of our foreplay or when we are alone now

  317. Lucky L.★★★★★
    February 1, 2014

    Sqweel oh yes

    I have wanted a Sqweel since I saw the original product, but couldn't justify the spend on a luxury item - boring bills to pay etc. So when I saw the Sqweel 2 in the 3 for £50 I threw caution to the wind and got drastic with the plastic! I was a little worried in case it didn't live up to my expectations after all that time. Sqweel 2 seems to have very mixed reviews but my experience proved fantastic and I certainly wasn't disappointed. As others have said lube is essential, I put a good dollop on the back of my hand and ran the toy over it as in the video. I probably used a little more than on a vibe but I wouldn't say I used loads. Very easy to clean and fun to use, yes its is a little bit noisy in use, but its now my favourite toy. I would recommend this toy to any oral fan for both solo use and with partner when their real tongue needs a rest!

  318. Sairy F.★★★☆☆
    January 31, 2014

    Ooooft

    I got this in the 3 for £50 offer, which makes it amazing value for money. Putting in batteries and using the buttons was easy as pie. I did find I needed plenty of lube during use, and had to add a little more every now and then. The feeling is a little strange at first, but after playing with the settings I found one that felt nice, and it gave me a nice slow build up to an amazing orgasm.

  319. Jc14★★★★☆
    January 16, 2014

    Is loud better?

    Right this product to my partner is the best toy going ....but there are good and bad to it .....the good always always gets a squirt and orgasm ..but it is loud ....also do not use without lots of lube ....it has to be very very wet to get anywhere ....but overall is a good product

  320. Emma9114★★★☆☆
    January 14, 2014

    A little disappointing

    For me this toy had so much potential as it provides a very different sensation to any other toy I own. However, it is just far too noisy. So if like me you find loud toys distracting and a bit of a mood killer then this is not the toy for you. On the other hand this toy is well made, with just two buttons it is easy to use and control the different settings (3 speeds on one button and 3 patterns on the other button). I have heard the Squeel Go is a little quieter so I might give that a go, as I still like the idea of the Squeel.

  321. Fox R.★★★★☆
    January 11, 2014

    Sqweel 2

    I was kind of expecting more from this at first... when they say use lots of lube... You need LOADS. DO NOT SKIMP ON THE LUBE...the problem I had the first few times using it, there was nowhere near enough lube so it actually hurt. Third time was the charm though... I found it works best to put about a 2 tablespoons of lube on the edge of one of the tongues and let it fill up in the bottom. This makes the tongues grab some of the lube as they are spinning. Also put lube on yourself...this has a very unique feeling to it. I would recommend though since it is still cold here, to submerge the tongues in warm water otherwise you get a cold tongue feeling which is very unrealistic. One thing I LOVE about this device... is it is super easy to clean. and has a cover to keep it clean. I love that! A bad thing though is it is rather loud.. Overall I'm looking forward to experimenting more with this... Good purchase :)

  322. Kinky Y.★★☆☆☆
    January 9, 2014

    Feels good but not my favourite

    I have never been a fan of oral so this was a risk for me. It's quite big but easy to hold I did fing I occasionally hit the button to change speed when I hadn't planned to. It needs loads of lube and for just felt to weird but that may well be more me then the toy. I did like the 'tapping' motion if you apply pressure. The reverse function gave new sensations too but not my fav for the price

  323. R+J★★★★☆
    January 1, 2014

    Little tongues of joy

    i bought this for my OH on first look its quite bulky but i believe they have produced a travel sized model now, which would solve this but this is only personal preference so i can't complain. once lubed up as shown in a great little video Love honey has produced for this toy, my OH loved the feel of the little tongues lapping against her clitorius and nipples. this is not a toy only enjoyed by women tho. I myself enjoyed this against my manhood and nipples. so overall a good buy

  324. Happysex★★★★★
    December 29, 2013

    Very good toy

    I got the sqeel for xmass we open it in bed as we had the family over we used it boxing night wen they all want home omg my gf love it and she did sqweel like anything it is a bit nosey but it did a very good job a bit hard to get it in the right place but in the end she did

  325. Dr D.★★★★★
    December 28, 2013

    Good replacement for when the Mr is away

    This was bought as a Christmas gift for my other half, it is very easy to set up and has a few different speed and rotation modes... This toy did not take long at all to make my girlfriend cum, although she did mention that when applying pressure the toy will stop rotating and told me that even though it did make her orgasm she would only rate her orgasm 5/10, due to the only reason being that she could not apply the pressure she prefers as the toy would stop... This is not a quiet toy, we had to use this item under the blankets to reduce the noise level... Applying lubrication to the tongues on the product was very easy as it came apart with a click of a safety button and was just as easy to put back together...

  326. Zabeth★★★★★
    December 27, 2013

    Certainly had me sqweel'ing

    At first glance, the Sqweel 2 looks rather bizarre. On second glance... well, it still looks rather bizarre, but looks can be deceiving. I was intrigued by the concept of an oral sex simulator and I have to say, it didn't disappoint. The sensations can be varied with three different speeds and two directions (plus a back and forth flicker), meaning you can slide through from a teasing tickle to toe-curling pressure and then back again with relative ease. It's fairly simple to operate yourself during solo play and I found mixing it up reallyyy worked wonders. It needs quite a bit of lube, which is messy - I've tried pouring some onto my hand and letting the tongues lap it up, pouring lube straight into the wheel (as shown in the video) and also just liberally applying to myself. It's not waterproof and the whole structure makes it a little tedious to clean. It's not the loudest vibe I've ever heard but it's just about audible from under a duvet - probably not loud enough to be heard from outside the bedroom. This baby serves up toe-curling, thigh-trembling, back-arching orgasms, and all you really have to do is lie there and let it go to work. Yes please!

  327. I C.★★★☆☆
    December 24, 2013

    Different

    Oral hasn't really been part of my usual sexual routine, I'm more of a giver than a receiver, so I thought I'd give it a go to see what I was missing. I found it hard to hold the sqweel exactly where needed and difficult switching 'in the moment' through the different settings. I didn't manage to orgasm first time round, but I think it's more about practice with this toy as the potential to be one of my favourites is definitely there.

  328. Josieevans★★★★★
    December 19, 2013

    Prepare to Sqweel

    I bought this as part of a 3 for £50 deal. I had been curious about this product since the first one came out a few years ago and thought that this was the perfect opportunity to try it out as I was in the market for a new rabbit which would definitely make the purchase worth my wile and not as frivolous. I kept thinking that this purchase was going to be more of a novelty then anything else and boy was I wrong on all accounts. This is easily one of my favourite purchases of all time. It's quiet enough that you can definitely use it if you're sharing a flat but I can't guarantee that you'll be able to keep yourself quiet. A few pointers: make sure you lube it up well before you get down to business. Never having been one to use lube with sex toys before, I did put a bit on the first time around and it was a great experience. However, on my second go, I really lubed it up well and the difference was almost immediately apparent. It went from great to amazing. It actually felt like I was receiving oral and I got to lay back and enjoy the multiple settings for over a half hour without the nagging feeling of guilt for my partner in the back of my mind. This is one of those toys that I reserve for nights when I want to treat myself, put on some music, light a few candles and just go to town. Can't recommend it enough, especially to those who love receiving oral.

  329. Diogo P.★★★★★
    December 17, 2013

    Very good

    I bought it for a few weeks ago here at home and she loves it. - It has several speeds. - Rotates forward and backward but also has a speed which is intermittently between the two - Its the best toy that simulates oral sex, and you can rest your tongue and your woman continues having strong orgasms. - You have to use with lube. - No have batteries. - Makes some noise.

  330. Lealea★★★★☆
    December 16, 2013

    Good fun

    After seeing this product I had to try it! The sqweel is a little ring of lapping tongues, with different speeds/directions. I recommend putting a bit of lube in your hand, and then "lapping" it up with the toy, rather than trying to pour lube onto it while its spinning. Gives a good orgasm, but feels more rigid than a real tongue. Overall a fun toy to own!

  331. Gina G.★★★★☆
    December 14, 2013

    Why did I not buy this sooner

    I have been thinking of buying one of these for ages, when it was on offer I couldn't resist. Bigger than I expected and a little noisier than I would prefer but not enough to put me off. I took the advice and lubed it up by lapping the lube from my hand and then set away exploring the different settings. I wouldn't liken the sensation exactly to some one with a skilled tongue getting busy but it does it for me! I love a lot clitoral stimulation but too much vibe can be numbing instead this is rhythmic and fabulous!!!

  332. Knockers★★★★☆
    December 13, 2013

    Oral

    A friend recommended this to me an it is the best oral toy i own. When it cam it looked big and it was a bit off putting but with plenty of lube it works a treat. The first time i used it i could get enough. I have to say it comes out of the box at least twice a week sometimes more. The buttons on the toy can sometime be hard to use as they are putting out to the side but once you get the hang of it there no problem. With the ten setting you can make it do pretty much anything and have a good play around. This toy never seems to disappoint. Depending on how sensitive you are some of the higher setting could be uncomfortable, but adding more lube helps most of the time. The flaps them self have nice feel them and feel the same when moving. This can be loud so limited to when i can use it as the rotation especially on the high settings is loud and can be heard. Over all a fab toy and i couldn't replace it never seems to fail.

  333. Arajuna★★★★★
    December 12, 2013

    A unique experience, sqweeling with pleasure

    I bought this on deal of the day for just £20 as i was a Little apprehensive about it at first...now i regret not having it sooner! this is my holy grail, its nothing like anything else out there and it sure beats anything that vibrates for me i have had spine arching, shuddering, 'i cant breathe' style orgasms with this...orgasms where i have at least 15 contractions at a time! it feels like repeated tapping, but it depends how you hold yours in your hand i actually prefer using it the 'wrong way' so that the tounges instead of lapping upwards at my clit they go Down onto it instead, but it makes me orgasm either way. as everyone else says in their reviews this is a lube eating machine, i like to lube it up like they show in the product video or put a huge blob of lube 'Down there' and just let the tongues have at it

  334. Hornykitty★☆☆☆☆
    December 11, 2013

    Do not buy

    Honestly? I'm confused and please don't take offence but I have to question why on earth people gave this a good rating.. It's rubbish, not a sex toy feels weird, isn't powerful enough isn't pleasurable in the slightest and a complete lt down! It feels absolutely nothing like oral sex. Don't buy you'll regret it and wonder why anyone else did and what god awful oral sex they have had in the past...

  335. Kissmek8★★★★☆
    December 10, 2013

    Yowzer

    The Sqweel is unbelievably quick and powerful, I really needed to be already half way there with this toy before I introduced it otherwise it was a big shock to the system! It's not the quietest but it's easy to clean and is not as obvious as a vibrator or dildo. It was discretely packaged and arrived quickly. Unfortunately I sent it back because it was just too intense for me but I think if you are looking for something strong, powerful and full on then this is the toy for you!

  336. Xxxjulie★★★★★
    December 6, 2013

    Sqweeling brilliant

    this must be the most out there sex toy I have tried and I was not disappointed. It feels so good and constant you know what I mean girls lol. to clean this product you do have to take apart but this is easy the batteries didn't last very long but it is still worth it.

  337. Lovehoney G.★★★☆☆
    December 3, 2013

    Maybe I'm just not patient enough?

    After hearing lots of great things about the Sqweel 2, I decided to give it a try. The design and shape appealed to me, and the upgraded 'flicker' mode seemed like something I'd enjoy. The controls are simple, the packaging is really nice and the silicone tongues feel soft to the touch. Unlike other reviews I've read, I found Sqweel really easy to hold and use. Unfortunately it really wasn't for me. Despite using lots of lube, I found the sensation uncomfortable and a little bit... meh. I'll put it down to my lack of patience, but Sqweel 2 really didn't do it for me.

  338. Bradhadair13★★☆☆☆
    November 25, 2013

    If you like it gentle it's great but no power

    I found this product pretty disappointing, the actual idea seemed great and it feels nice to start with but when you start using any pressure with it the wheel motion stops spinning. It's great if you like gentle teasing stuff but if you want any power it's not the toy for you.

  339. Bad K.★★★★☆
    November 21, 2013

    A good substitute

    The OH and I can't always be together due to work etc and I showed her this when I first saw it on LH. We joked about it and didn't think much more about it until it came up on the deal of the day - for £20 we thought it was worth a try... Design: The product itself is sleek and well designed. The ease with which the product can be stripped for cleaning is a real bonus. There is one negative I will say right now and that is the on/off button - if you put it away or put it in a bag to travel somewhere the button can get pressed very easily and you can either end up with a flat battery or worse awkward questions when people hear it.... the moral of the story - take the battery out. It's a shame because it wouldn't have taken much to have the button depressed below the surface or have a power switch on the back or a lock even. Function: The Sqweel is extremely easy to use with 3 speeds, forward, reverse and pulse settings to explore. We found that the middle speed produced the best results when combined with some lubricant. I will also say that it is a bit loud - again a shame they didn't use a slightly higher quality motor. Conclusion: The Sqweel does exactly what it says on the tin, and I suppose I should be grateful that although it does produce results I am not set for replacement just yet...

  340. Lubylou13★★★★☆
    November 19, 2013

    Sqweel 2

    There is a lot of choice on the market of wands, vibrators, eggs etc. sometimes too much choice and you are having to do your research to find which one you will think would be better for you. When it comes to the feeling of oral sex in a toy then there really is only one choice. The sqweel. This is what pops into anyone's mind when mentioning it as nothing else can compete or even come close. This is so unique in its own right and defiantly a must try. Some people may be put off by the size of this toy and the size of the tongues but don't be as often things turn out not to be as scary as they look and this is one of those things. Just remember lube the toy and yourself well before use and you'll be fine. Now this isn't the same as oral sex but it is extremely close and after trying this I would say it is far from a novelty toy as the results it gives are sensational. This is very powerful and the settings are easy to use. The problem I have with this is it is a natural instinct to push down when using a toy but if you press too hard with this it stops the motor which can be frustrating and hard to re train yourself not to do something that is natural. That being said this still achieves sensational results even with that flaw. It is a little tricky to clean but love the fact that it has a cover for the tongues. I would of given this full marks if I owned this a few months ago but having recently tried the newest member of the sqweel family the sqweel go I have been shown that oral sex in the toy world has got so much better. The motor doesn't stop meaning you can press as hard as you like and it is rechargeable. If this comes onto sale then I defiantly would recommend buying it as it is a brilliant toy, has a cover and comes apart to clean which the sqweel go is lacking. At the current RRP Price though it is the same thereabouts as the sqweel go I would opt for the newer versions everytime.

  341. Kinky G.★★★☆☆
    November 17, 2013

    Lacking the Ohhh factor

    I was really excited to order this after a while of umming and ahhing over buying it. When it arrived hubby and I couldn't wait to get using it. However I have to say it was a slight disappointment. The toy itself is rather bulky and slightly awkward. Once we had lubed it up and started to use it I did enjoy the sensation but it wasn't mind blowing and didn't leave me trembling at the knees as I had hoped!! In short it's great for a bit of foreplay but in my opinion won't bring earth shattering orgasms.

  342. Emzy19★★★★★
    November 14, 2013

    Sqweel 2 An Oral Delight

    I couldn't wait to get this out of the box when it arrived as i am a big oral lover and thought i would get this and give it a try to see what it would be like to receive oral at same time as penetration. At first i was a bit taken back at the size of the product but still i was eager to try it out, i was not disappointed !! with a drop of lubricant it totally blew my mind and has a lot of times since including during penetration. Is now the first sex toy to get brought out during fun time and most of the time is the only toy brought out.

  343. Missy M.★★★★★
    November 12, 2013

    I sqweeled all night long

    Having been hesitant about this product my partner finally convinced me by buying it me as an early Christmas present, I will admit getting out of the box I was overcome with fits of giggles but was impressed with the sleek design and functionality of the sqweel, after watching all of the videos I gave it a go, it seemed a tad loud at first but it gradually settled to a rhythmic hum, the varying speeds made for an excellent build up and the reverse function is great for those who like it rough, the pulse setting would be great for slow play between couples and it also lends itself to foreplay in ways I didn't think possible. After twenty minutes or so I'd had an orgasm like no other, I'm not particularly a fan of oral but this cheeky chappie has certainly changed my mind, easy to clean and with a stylish look that unless someone got to close they wouldn't even realise what it was, three AAA batteries are perfectly reasonable and last rather well, even with my usage!! So this product is perfect for those tentative beginners just discovering themselves all the way to the hardcore sexual deviants who want their kicks hard and fast ;)

  344. Rebecca K.★☆☆☆☆
    October 31, 2013

    Disappointing

    The Sqweel 2 is larger than I expected but the pink makes it quite pretty. Though it is quite awkward to store. It didn't do anything for me and felt dry and uncomfortable. It is a pain to try and clean. It was also quite noisy and not very discreet. A clitoral vibrator is a better option.

  345. A11y★★☆☆☆
    October 23, 2013

    A novelty, not much else

    The sqweel 2 isn't much like anything else (except sqweel 1 I guess!) The sensations are really different from other vibrators I own. I enjoy what it does, but its never going to push me over the edge, partly because I like continuous stimulation and partly because I find the noise distracting. The noise isn't awful (I've heard worse) but if you are like me and find any loudish noise distracting, this isn't for you as it moans and groans. However the toy is built really well, the materials are lovely and easy to clean - despite it being by its nature a messy toy. The controls are easy to use. I wish it had a lock setting for the on button as its easy for it to get knocked in a draw and go off. I suggest you do what I did and just take one battery out when not playing. The sqweel 2 is overall a good toy, just not my cup of tea.

  346. Pinkichacha★★★★★
    October 23, 2013

    Amazing

    This toy is great. I bought this toy whilst my hubby was in Afghanistan and I was needing some sugar lol. It arrived as usual very promptly in the post and was very well packaged. Since this was the first oral toy that I have purchased I did watch the tutorial which is a must. Plenty of lube is the key to this toy. Well what can I say? Its great, its the best thing to oral you will ever get going solo, the little tongues are smooth and soft to the touch and the different settings are great for mixing it up. I'm very pleased with this purchase.

  347. Anonymous★☆☆☆☆
    October 20, 2013

    Sqweel made my wife moan

    i bought this for my oh as a surprise, when it arrived she was very intrigued i saw the excitement in her eyes ,it is a loverly design and the colour are pleasing in pink and white and the blue lit buttons are cool, she looked at the reviews and the video on how to use it on the lovehoney site. we bought good batteries and used lots of lube as instructed and started the sqweel 2 we found it a little noisy to be honest but that is not a problem really. my other half got comfortable and was warmed up ready to be sqweeled and for about a minuet she looked as if it was having the desired effect then disaster, something inside the sqweel had broken the motor was working but the wheel was not going round what a passion killer .hence the moan from my wife. good job we had the magic wand handy, so after a minuets use it will be going back .i dont think we will be exchanging it we will wait for a more robust sqweel 3 to come out

  348. Flobotica★☆☆☆☆
    October 20, 2013

    High hopes

    So... the Sqweel. I have wanted one of these since they were invented. I am a BIG fan of oral sex and this toy seemed to be a no brainer. I was put off by the price in the past, but when it came up as a 'Deal of the Day' a month or so ago, I snapped it up. I was so excited about it arriving that as soon as it was delivered, I was straight in there! (You need to buy batteries, ladies and gents, so make sure you don't do what I did and have to run to the shop to buy some before you try this one out). Here's a tip for you all... do not expect to be able to figure out how to turn it off and on without reading the instructions. Anyway, getting to the point. My first experience with the Sqweel was rubbish. I decided that I'd put it on a pedestal and was putting too much pressure on it for results. I'd tried all the settings, different angels etc, but it got me nowhere. I found it a bit awkward to hold too. My partner thinks it's weird and he calls it the 'alien'. We have tried it out together and mostly just laughed about it a lot. But I've tried it more on my own, as the point for me was to get an oral sex experience without my partner being around. The short story is, I have never climaxed with the Sqweel. Not for lack of trying. I've tried it in the morning, in the evening, after watching porn, after a bath, I've wanted this product to make me 'Squeal'. But, it's now not even getting a look in anymore. I've given up. The 'tongues' are too hard for me. I think if they were a bit softer and the settings had more variation, then there would be more potential. It's really noisy too. I live in a shared house with two guys, and I wouldn't have dared to use it when they were in as they would have heard it. I've said it before about other products I've bought, that everyone is different and we all work in different ways. But, for me... a waste of money. I'm fortunate that I have a partner who is as much of a fan of giving oral sex as I am of receiving.

  349. Manc★★★★★
    October 19, 2013

    Excellent Toy

    My OH loves this, it was on the offer of the day which was most unexpected as it was on our wsh list for possible future purchase from love honey, applying the lube is essential though so watching the video is a must, it has results every time it is used.

  350. Sm69★★★★★
    October 18, 2013

    Best toy ever

    This toy is amazing I have no idea why I didn't buy it so much sooner! I've had my eye on this for a while now and one day I decided to treat myself to it and let me tell you it is worth every single penny you pay! I love oral and was looking for a new toy as I have loads of vibrators and dildos and anal toys but none of them that simulate oral sex. First of all let me mention that you need to buy the batteries with it because it doesn't come with any, I also bought some more lube to use it with as I was running out. At first I thought it wouldn't be anything special and would just be like having a bullet but oh my god I was so wrong! It actually feels like a tongue is down there and it keeps getting better the faster you turn the speed up. However I wasn't too keen on the reverse rotation but each to their own I suppose. In fact this toy impressed me so much that I told my mate about it and told her to get one for herself, after describing it to her she said it sounded amazing and couldn't wait to get one too. This is my new favourite toy and I love it and also it's not too loud like a vibrator is so that just makes it even better!

  351. Pr4wnst4r★★★★★
    October 8, 2013

    Lovehoney Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator

    I have been wanting to try out the Squeel for quite a while but after seeing so many mixed reviews I wasn't sure if it would work for me, I love my vibrators and wasn't sure if this would do it for me. It was on deal of the day for £20 and I had a voucher for an extra £5 off so I decided to try it as I probably wouldn't get it that cheap again. It arrived quickly and discreetly as always from Lovehoney and I was so excited to open it. I really like the packaging it's nice and simple but I love the nice bright colours with the white. It was bigger than I expected but didn't look too big, I went for the white and pink as I thought it looked nice and girly and the dust cap is pink. It's really easy to use, you just insert 3 AAA batteries into the back and then you're good to go. There's 2 buttons on the toy, the button in the middle controls the 3 speeds and the button on the right controls the reverse and flicker mode. The Squeel is quite loud, it's one of the toys I can only use when there is nobody in sadly. The Squeel is so really easy to clean as shown in the video, simply slide the unlock switch and remove the side panel, then wash the silicone tongues and give the Squeel a wipe with a damp cloth, being careful not to get any water in the battery part as it isn't waterproof. I admit when I first tried this out I thought saliva would be good enough as a substitute to lube, which It wasn't. I didn't have a very good first experience with the Squeel and found it more pain than pleasure so decided to just give up and was considering returning it. My boyfriend suggested I use one of the lube sachets that we have and see if that makes it any better so the next day I applied lubricant like It showed in the video and then tried the Squeel. Wow, lube really makes a difference! It felt amazing, the silicone tongues are obviously more firm than a real tongue, It wasn't long before I began to climax, I couldn't believe it, I didn't think I would get any pleasure from this toy but I was so wrong! My boyfriend heard me from another room and came through looking just as shocked as I felt. So I've decided to keep the Squeel and I'm so glad I got it for only £15! If you're reading this and thinking about trying the Squeel I'd highly recommend it, the orgasms from this toy are so powerful!

  352. Lillithlibby★★★★★
    October 8, 2013

    Sqweel screamer

    Since joining this site I have ordered a lot of wonderful items but this has to be the funniest! A very perplexed sir found it after I had forgotten to tell him I had ordered it and he was very intrigued when he found it in the toy box, he said and I quote "what the hell is that?!?!" I explained quiet grandly it was an oral sex simulater. We had a lot of giggles as he poked it rather dubiously before I showed him how to coat it with lube and within minutes I was wriggling as the tounges got to work flickering first over my nipples and then finally down to the fun parts. This had me screaming as I came twice and was truely a unique experience. It didn't sound like i thought it would as it whirls rather then buzzes but we didn't find it too loud or off putting. Its also very quick and easy to clean and feels perfect.

  353. Em31★★★★★
    October 6, 2013

    Oh my squirt

    I had been looking at this product for a while wondering whether to but it or not and after reading the reviews on it and seeing all the positive feedback when it came on deal of the dy I couldn't pass the opportunity to buy it when I got home from work after a long night shift I saw that it had come In The post it was exactly what I needed it it possibly the best toy I have ever bought and I own quite a few because my partners being in the army is away a lot of the time I began to use it and I can honestly say that it made me squirt like I have beer before I lasted about a minute before oragsm jut amazing is all I can say

  354. Glasvegas★★★★★
    October 5, 2013

    Sqweel 2

    This is the closest oral stim toy that i have bought. Omg it's worth it! I had though about it for a while and when it came up as deal of the day, i had to buy it Lubing the sqweel was easy, a little bit on my hand and let it do it's thing I used sqweel on my clit and my nipples and it was pretty intense! This is the best oral sex toy i have tried and it has become a favourite already

  355. Don D.★★★★★
    September 10, 2013

    Next best thing to a tongue

    From OH..... Squeel 2, this is an amazing little find, the difference between this clitoris stimulator and a standard clitoris stimulator is quite simply the intensity of the orgasm. This toy delivers a longer and more natural release to any other toy I have used like this before. Great fun to use both with your parent or alone. The only downside is that the toy is a little bit loud, but this would not put me off. I'm recommending this toy to everyone I know. It's well built and smaller than I thought which was great. This little baby is going to get a lot of use.

  356. Michaela★★★★☆
    September 5, 2013

    Anything you can do I can do better

    All my friends boasted "wow, this toy is better than real oral sex, you NEED this in your life". I got so excited I had to buy on for myself. Ladies, you 100% need this toy. My man is FANTASTIC at*going down on me* but there is only so much 1 tongue can do. The 10 tongues are sooo smooth and feel lush against your clit. They are super powerful and gave me an intense orgasm almost right away. You get spoilt for choice with settings with on this toy, so get ready for hours of playtime, you lucky lot! When you buy this, your OH should be very concerned (hehe). I LOVE the *lapping setting* it really gets me mooooaning in extreme pleasure. Just buy!

  357. Puddleduck★★★★☆
    August 23, 2013

    Sqweely good

    Having read all the mixed reviews I wanted to try this for myself. When it arrived i had a few problems getting it to work with some new batteries and a little tap i got it working. I found putting the lube in my hand and letting the toy lap it up worked a treat. At first I wasn't quite sure about the toy as the tongues felt harsh, but the second time I used it made me have one of the most amazing orgasms I've ever had. As amazing as this toy is i wouldn't use it everyday it can make me a little sore the next day but the times I do use it, it does give me that intense deep orgasm. It's well worth the money and a brilliant toy for anyone's collection.

  358. Frozen A.★☆☆☆☆
    August 20, 2013

    The Sqweel

    I've been eyeing this item up for a while and kept putting it off, when it was on the 3 for £50 offer I thought I'd give it ago as I was essentially getting the item for free when my other two items was added on. In my opinion I'm glad I didn't purchase the item, as it doesn't really do anything for me. When I first tried it; it felt great, after a couple more seconds it just felt irritating. And the noise of it I found rather off putting. I gave it another couple of goes but it just isn't the item for me I found it rather uncomfortable to hold and would much rather my OH give me oral anytime.

  359. Lindtchilli★☆☆☆☆
    August 14, 2013

    Didn't live up to its name

    I will preface this by saying I think this is definitely a toy that's worth trying. It's obvious, reading the reviews, that for some people this is bang on the money and quickly became a favourite toy. Sadly, for me, it just didn't work. I was so excited when I saw it as a daily deal - I've had my eye on it for a while. On demand, tireless oral? Count me in! It's smaller than I imagined, which was a bonus, and fits fairly neatly into my hand. It's bigger than your average clit stimulator, but it's a lot lighter than, say, a Happy Rabbit, and because it's quite compact, it's not a chore to hold. It also looks reasonably attractive - as sex toys go! The proof of the pudding, though, is whether it works, and for me it just didn't. I appealed for help on the forums, and trawled the reviews for tips, but no matter what I tried, my reaction to this toy ranged from a disappointed "that's it?" to a definite "ouch get the bloody thing off me!" I tried it upwards, downwards, even sideways, varied the pressure from barely there to medium hard (and more and the tongues slow or stop), rocked my hand back and forth, you name it, I tried it. I used plenty of lube, and even spent some considerable time warming up with other toys, after my entirely disastrous first attempt. No joy. For me I think there are a few issues. It's noisy, which isn't a deal breaker if it were otherwise excellent, but I actually found the whirring (reminiscent of an electric can opener) offputting, and it didn't do the toy any favours. I think it could use at least one lower setting, for a sensation of a tongue sliding across skin rather than slapping or lapping at it. Sensual it ain't! The reverse and flicker functions for me just exacerbated everything I didn't like. It's necessary to use plenty of lube, but that tends to make for a rather cool playtime, which makes the tongues seem even less lifelike. I literally felt like someone was slapping my clit with a succession of small plastic paddles. Not the feeling I was after ;) I get a more tongue like and massively more pleasure from my Rocks Off finger tingles sleeve. IMO, it needs more slower settings, not just the manic flicking. Even when really warmed up, and even avoiding direct contact with my clit, it was more like a teenager attempting to go for gold and seriously overdoing the enthusiasm to the point of pain. I also think it could do with being somewhat quieter. The whirring whine is decidedly NOT erotic! As I said at the beginning of the review, I do think this is worth a try. If you like a fast lick/flicker sensation, then this might be right up your street. For me, it's a great idea, but doesn't have enough variation in its functionality to be satisfying. I found using it to be a turn off rather than a turn on. The packaging isn't terribly subtle, but it's functional, and the Sqweel itself (I got the black version) while it's not about to win a beauty context, is by no means ugly. I don't think it would take much investigation to figure out it was a sex toy of some sort, but the function isn't immediately apparent: you wouldn't want to leave it lying round when Aunt Mildred was coming to stay, but if she did happen to catch a glimpse, she probably wouldn't realise it was a sex toy unless she started to fiddle with it! The black and pink is rather classy and smart. Overall, props for imagination and the idea, but for me this was a damp (and damp from lube not arousal) squib.

  360. Pyewacket★★★★★
    August 12, 2013

    Sqweam?

    I'm not a big vibrator person...or maybe I just haven't found my soulmate vibrator yet, and I have tried a few different ones! So the thought of this, being a different sort of toy, kind of appealed to me. I'm not comfortable doing oral outside of relationships and given that I'm single I thought I would give this a shot, as it was on offer for £20 with free lube. Firstly, I love the way it looks, I got the black and pink one and it just looks shiny. I'm sure someone would figure out what it was for in short order, but it doesn't look like your typical penis shaped sex toy which to me is a big plus. The second thing I will say is that it does take some perseverance to get used to it. You need a LOT of lube, and I mean a lot, otherwise it is actually a little sore. Also, if you press down too hard the tongues slow/stop, and you do get the urge to do that when you are enjoying yourself. Another downside is that it can be quite difficult to hold, I think it could use some grips or something to hold on to. And it's not the quietest of toys, although using it under covers does mask the worst of the noise...and it's not the loudest one I've heard either. Those are pretty much all the downsides covered. The upside is...it's awesome. I find with vibrators I get off far too quickly, this one takes longer and for me produces a much more powerful orgasm. The slowest flicker setting is my favourite and IMO feels the most like real oral sex. This toy is great to move around to please other parts than your clit too. That being said, I had to persevere with this particular toy and it took 3-4 turns of using it before I started really, really enjoying it. But I find it provides really good variation from your standard vibrator type toy and personally I far prefer it to all the vibrators I've tried so far. It's extra easy to take apart and clean when you're done with it too, which is great. Overall this is my favourite toy by far! There are definitely a few niggles that could be sorted out if they decide to make a "Sqweel 3" and it can be a bit unwieldy to handle, but overall it is worth it.

  361. Anonymous★☆☆☆☆
    August 9, 2013

    Nooooooo

    I really couldn't get on with this product. I found it difficult to hold in place, the vibrations weren't strong enough and it didnt get me there!!! I will try again and read some more tips in the reviews. But for me, I am better with a vibrator I can massage on my clit, this just didnt do it or me!!!

  362. Sexybee★★★★★
    August 1, 2013

    Sqweel more like scream (in pleasure)

    I had my doubts before buying this, the concept seemed like everything I wanted as I love oral sex but it seemed too good to be true and I didn't want to get my hopes up and put off buying it. However when it came on deal of the day curiosity got the better of me and I just had to try it - so glad I did! I can honestly say it gave me one of the most explosive orgasms I've ever had! It is a tad noisier than most vibrators but don't let that put you off. I expected the little tongues to feel quite hard or rough when spinning at speed but they give just the right amount of pressure providing you ensure they're well lubed up before hand. I followed the advice of others and just put some lube on my hand then switched it on and let the tongues lap up the lube from my hand it wasn't messy and ensured they were all covered. I love being able to change direction and having the alternating function too, the only improvement I'd make would be to have an even slower speed than the current 1st speed just to act as a teaser to get things started as I found even on the first speed I was just about to orgasm within minutes. And I'd recommend decent batteries, the first set I tried were just cheap batteries and it really effected the performance until I changed them for a better quality set.

  363. Tattooed B.★★★★★
    August 1, 2013

    Licker

    i was unsure about this toy but when it was deal of the day and with free lube I bought it, its smaller then I imagined which is a good thing, its very easy to take apart and clean, very easy to put in batteries and its not exactly the same as receiving oral but very similar. I think if they doubled up the tongues back to back so its more soft and thicker it would be even better. but its still a great buy

  364. Lil B.★★★★★
    July 30, 2013

    Makes me sqweel

    If you enjoy oral sex then this is the toy for you, I bought this when it came on deal of the day, such a good deal how could i refuse, i had my eye on this, since i became a member, but the price for me, was a bit more than i could afford, but thanx to love honeys deal of the day,i bagged myself one So the toy itself is amazing, i love oral sex, and this really does feel like the real thing, the tongues are soft and flexible and fit in all the right places giving a really nice feeling of pleasure,its also not to loud which is great as i do live in a shared house so like my play times to be discreet So the toy itself its easy to navigate during playtime it as simple push buttons its also very easy to grip and keep hold of during an orgasm and playtime the only downside i did find was if i had hands full of lube it did become slippery but i think that was my fault i went a bit over the top with the lube it does need a good amount of lube so be prepared and make sure you have plenty in The speed varies you go as slow or as fast as you like i personally like starting slowly then working myself up the toy can be used all over the body i do like using the toy on my nipples i found doing this so pleasurable teasing myself slowly then working down my body gives heightened pleasure the feeling you get is amazing as you work your way down and once you get the that sweet spot it doesn't disappoint it carrys on giving pleasure til you cant take no more all in all i had a lot of fun using this toy and defiantly did alot sqweeling

  365. Michelle73★★★★★
    July 29, 2013

    Sqwheeeeeeeeeeel

    Well, I bought this as I have always struggled to climax alone, but my goodness this does the job. As it is so powerful for me (I am sensitive though), even on the lowest setting I had to warm myself up a bit first. But when I get into it I use all the settings depending on my mood. I would recommend this to anyone else who was struggling to reach orgasm alone.

  366. Free T.★★★★★
    July 27, 2013

    Sqweeliant

    I'd been wanting to try this toy for ages and as soon as it was on deal of the day I snapped one up! I am so glad I did because this is the best clitoral sex toy I've ever used! It made me cum so quickly and so hard - it was amazing... My OH can't wait to try it out with me. My other bullets and clit stim toys just don't seem to cut it anymore so you should certainly invest... It's also really easy to clean too!

  367. Sophie X.★★★★★
    July 23, 2013

    Wow

    I absolutley love this toy. It truly is the worlds best oral sex toy!! The silicone tounges feel very life like and it deffinatley made my knees go weak.. The way it flicks across the clit makes the body tingle and the reverse mode can really spice it up a bit, I think every woman should try it!!

  368. Ralston35★★★★★
    July 22, 2013

    Wow wow wow

    two wrinkies with equipment past its best.until I started using lovehoney. just purchased a sqweel 2 and the wheels are turning faster than before.my wife has never experienced anything like this for a long time. wow. I would recommend this to all customers of lovehoney who have had similar problems you'll love this product

  369. Kittylover09★★★★☆
    July 18, 2013

    My new best friend

    I got this a while ago but that doesn't mean its not been put to good use. Like everyone else this was definitely on my list. When it arrived I didn't waste no time, got my lube and applied it as the tongues rotated, adjusted the sqweel and we were ready to go places never visited before. I must say I deliberately left my mind to be open about this one as its so different, I'm definitely not disappointed.

  370. Yummy M.★★★★☆
    July 11, 2013

    Sqweel 2

    Id debated with myself for ages about getting the sqweel 2 having red both good an bad reviews for it. So when it was on dotd for £20 i decided id give it ago. upon unpacking it i discovered it was alot bigger than i first thought it would be. Having reed other reviews stating plenty of lube is essential i made sure i did just that. The control themselves are easy to use. It has 3 speeds an 3 different settings from a sort of flicking motion to backwards an forwards. I personal found the flickering motion to be a little bit too much for me even on the slowest speed so i tend not to use that setting. i wouldn't say it feels like oral to me but i wouldn't say that's a bad thing. I love the continuous motion this toy gives you unlike your oh can

  371. Electricsent★★★★★
    July 11, 2013

    Screaming orgasm

    oh my goodness! I had fancied one of these for a while as my husband works away, so i ordered one from LH. Very quick delivery and couldnt wait to give it a try. The case is a hard plastic so wont break if you drop it and the reel which is full of silicone toungues make this feel almost as good as the real thing. I gave it a try as soon as it arrived and oh my! I put some lube on the tongues and away i went, it gave me one of the moost intense orgasms id ever had. Before buying this product i used my rabbits ears for clitoral stimulation, i dont use it as much these days. My squeel has took up permanent residence in the top drawer of my bedside. I would reccomend this product to every woman out there!

  372. Lady C.★☆☆☆☆
    July 8, 2013

    Stars for cunnilingus toy but the needs work

    I was excited to try the new and improved Squeel 2 as I was not a huge fan of the first version. Sadly, this one hasn't improved much. My issues with the Squeel have always been the same: 1) It's really loud 2) The position of the controls makes it very difficult to use 3) Motor isn't stronger enough 4) Material used for the "tongues" needs to be more realistic 5) Cleaning is not fun. Now, on the positive side, this would be great for sensation play on the rest of the body and even stimulating the clit as a precursor to oral pleasure. Also, I really love that this company is trying ... they really are trying. And, with so few cunnilingus toys out on the market (two, I think?) they have to be applauded for putting on out there and trying to improve it. Still, I will try the Squeel 3 if they make one and hope that the problems are addressed.

  373. Rebecca Y.★★★★☆
    July 8, 2013

    Great warm-up toy

    i recieved this as a mystery gift from a LH forum member whi has remained anon .. i was SOOO shocked and excited to try it out ! it came with a bottle of lube as there was a promotion on . the packaging was , even with the toy inside visible , oddly discrete as it looks kinda like an air freshner whilst in its little case & box ! fist off i inserted the batteries , and had a little look-see to check how it worked etc , it has three speeds , and a button to change direction or to make it flick back and forth . its super easy to ' unlock ' to clean , and has such a great little casing for storage too ! after having tried it out , though it was fun , it failed to make me orgasm .. however it got me to the edge several times so i used it with another toy and BOOM! the magic happened :) . you NEED to use a lot of lube on this or id imagine it would make you very sore , its quite nice and quiet in comparison to some other toys i have . downside , is , i like PRESSURE . and this toy , slows down and grinds to a halt when you apply what id say is just a reasonable amount of pressure .. so you cant really reach that INTENSE oral feeling you get when someone's really going for it hard .

  374. Glupi★★★☆☆
    July 4, 2013

    Hmmmm

    ok i'm going to be honnest with this one i found it felt nice but it just don't compare to real tongue i git it on the deal of the day cuz i liked the idea of have oral when none is about hehehe but i've tried it a few times and i really don't think i could cum from it on it's own so i'm sorry but i don't rate it all that highly

  375. Smr105★★★★☆
    June 23, 2013

    Brought as a surprise for the missus

    So I bought this for my missus on a different site (sorry lovehoney!) as I had vouchers. It was bought to upgrade from our "Sqweel1 " which we have had for some time and enjoyed a lot together - and some alone. Appearance Coming in two colours, we only had the choice of the black one where i bought it - I don't think it really matters. The size is a little bigger than you might expect when you dig it out of the box, but is pretty much the same as the first version as far as I can tell. It's easily held with two fingers an a thumb for maximum manoeverability. Use We found that it's best to use with a simple water based lubricant that isn't too sticky (basically not the flavoured lubes, in case you have those lying around). I must admit, it seems a quieter and slicker than the first model and the extra "tongues" certainly seem to add to the overall sensation surge. It's size is a little combersome to some extent - but no more so than it's earlier brother/sister model! We found that you can only really use it up or downwards for stimulation, as side to side was tricky with the upper parts of her legs getting in the way! Equally, it's not really a toy that allows you to...multi-stimulate with your other hand. After-care So, you've used it, enjoyed it and now you really ought to clean it! I guess this is always a bit o a pain with all toys as it's the last thing you eel like doing after having your fun. But, of all the toys we have used in the past, this one is a little laborious to tidy up. You need to open it all up and take the wheel out in order to make sure everything is cleaned up for next time. With the individual tongues, it's pretty tedious to carefully clean each sub-lingual crease and the inside of the base unit but an aboslute necessity as I imagine this thing threatens to be a bit of a breeding ground if not dealt with properly! Overall - a fun piece of kit, but we actually prefer our old friends of a glass dildo and bullet vibrator...but maybe you'll think differently!

  376. Sexcrazy1990★★★★☆
    June 14, 2013

    A unique and exciting toy, love it

    so one of my all time favorite is oral sex. when i have been in single the one thing i miss the most is having someone to go down on me i mean theres dildos and vibrators to replace other things but there is honestly no other toy out there that brings this much intense,realistic oral pleasure. i wasnt expecting much from it at all. its not the best looking toy but i was outstandingly surprised. its not to loud the tongues are made out of a material that feels very realistic i keep using the word realistic but thats exactly what it is. so happy i have bought it

  377. Illgiveyouahand★★★★★
    June 14, 2013

    Explosive

    i bought the sqweel 2 as l was feeling a little more adventurous than just buying an ordinary vibrator. I am so pleased that i did because the orgasm that i had the first time i used it was outstanding compared to the orgasms that i have from using normal clit vibrators. My orgasm was explosive and left me with a big smile on my face. As i don't live alone, i only use the sqweel 2 when my roommates are out as it is not as quiet as my other vibrators but it is well worth the money

  378. Cheeky C.★★★★☆
    June 7, 2013

    What a Sqweel

    I purchased the Sqweel 2 as part of a recent 3 for £50 offer on Lovehoney. I would be prepared to pay full price! To look at it certainly doesn't make you think that it's a sex toy, but don't let that put you off. It is! Comes with easy to follow instructions. Once lubed up, it's a case of finding the speed that suits you. It also changes direction. Light pressure is all that's needed and it certainly feels like tongues toying with your clit. Very easy to clean as it can be taken apart, the tongues can be removed and washed in soapy water, take care washing the rest and avoid the battery compartment. My one complaint about it is that it is very noisy! Other than that, very happy with purchase.

  379. Kitty S.★★★★☆
    May 29, 2013

    Learned to work with this toy

    This was a deal of the day purchase for me, at £20 (50% cheaper) it seemed worth the risk of the negative reviews i'd seen. First things first, this is unlike any other toy you'll own, it's a true one off for your collection. Everything about it screams unique. The same can certainly be said for the sensation it provides. I wouldn't say that it feels like oral as such, ultimately it lacks the versatility of a tongue but it's definitely a good alternative to using a vibrator. After a few uses I wasn't sure if this was the toy for me, I could feel orgasms building but each time I felt let down as sqweel seemed unable to break the final barrier and make me climax. Very much a love hate relationship! Eventually as the result of some more practice and determination I found a technique that worked for me. From my experience, putting the toy on medium speed with the tongues rubbing downwards over the hood of my clit, combined with gently rocking it back and forth ever so slightly produces the best sensation. With 3 speed settings and rotate/flicker functions there will be endless combinations, it's a case of working with the toy and finding what suits you. Don't expect to be instantly pleased or rewarded. What I would also say is that the buttons are in a terrible place, at least for the way I naturally hold it! If anything I feel like they should be on the base for easy access, in the early stages it was a pain fumbling around for the settings! All in all i'm glad I own Sqweel 2, it provides a little variety and after some give and take has become one of my favourites, I would even buy it full price! :) (Don't forget, if after some trial and error it's not for you then it can always be sent right back, one of the wonderful features of Lovehoney!)

  380. Truegrace★★★★★
    May 27, 2013

    Sqweel is definitely the word

    We have had our eye on this for a while and when it was on dotd we couldn't resist. Due to the mixed reviews we were not expecting anything special but we can honestly say we were amazed. First thoughts is that it doesn't look like a sex toy, I wouldn't say you could leave it sat around and no one would ask questions, try explaining to someone how it would work as a hand held fan! Size wise it is easy to hold and fits nicely in the palm of your hand which makes it easy to use. There are 3 rotating speeds which are adjusted by pressing the 'play' button, reverse direction by pressing the other button once and a final forwards/backwards pattern by pressing the second button again. The 'tongues' will need to be lubed, we made the mistake of using this once without and was a tad sore afterwards. Lubing couldn't be simpler, we found the best way is to put some lube in your palm the turn the sqweel on running it over the lube in both directions. Once its all lubed up you are good to go. It is quite noisy, not in the same way a high powered wand or vibe is, but something that could be heard if you didn't live alone, don't let that put you off though, just put some music on or similar, it will be worth it! Cleaning is also easy, just pop the front off and remove the 'tongues'. Then use your normal cleaning method, dry and put back together for the next time. The only way we could describe this toy is like oral on steroids, it feels amazing and currently beats every other toy we own to a fast orgasm including a wand which was quite a surprise. It is now our go to toy if we don't have much time and just want a quick orgasm. If you have been debating this like we were just take the plunge and buy one, you seriously won't regret it, just a shame its not rechargeable then it would be perfect!

  381. Kebert X.★★★☆☆
    May 8, 2013

    It's nice, and that's never a great thing

    The squeel2 is a hand held oral sex simulator. Its a little big for my girly hands to manage one handed comfortably, which could be a problem for some ladies. The buttons take a bit of puzzling out, but once you give up and read the instructions, its all fairly simple. There are ten curved paddles, fixed to a rotating wheel, which, when positioned, feels vaguely like lapping. It seemed pleasant enough, but I do not believe it ever would have gotten my other half to orgasm. The big problem for us was lack or power, or more accurately Torque. On the two lower speeds, it would frequently get stuck if pressed a little hard, the bent paddles were stronger than the motor. I kinda feel any premium toy, or ones with delusions of such, should come with an internal battery, which would solve the power issue on this.

  382. Penny5518★★★★★
    May 8, 2013

    Back-up boyfriend

    I was unsure whether to purchase this, as it seemed to have mixed reviews. I absolutely loved it. I prefer oral to be in a lapping motion, like this toy, then you will not be disappointed. After applying lube (use more than you think is necessary for best results) this toy felt exactly like oral to me, except for the fact that it was consistent, didn't switch things up when you were close or complain about sore jaw. Other reviewers said this toy took a long time to build up but I found it helped me to reach orgasm a lot faster than anything else. The toy is easy to clean and set up, although it is fairly easy to accidentally turn it on when trying to remove the batteries or case. It has a medium noise level that music would probably cover up, but as it doesn't sound like a sex toy it would be possible to play the noise off as something else. Overall, I think this toy is definitely worth a try, because if it works for you you will never go back.

  383. Goodgirl93★☆☆☆☆
    April 21, 2013

    World's worst oral sex toy

    This was the worst experience i've ever had with a sex toy, and to add to my displeasure, I BROUGHT TWO! For myself and a friend for her birthday. She was equally disappointed and it was the biggest waste of money I've ever spent. I will be sending it back immediately.

  384. Pixelated T.★★★★☆
    April 18, 2013

    Pacman wishes he was this cool

    While I haven’t tried the original Sqweel, the Sqweel 2 packaging boasts that it has more power than the original, has 10 ‘tongues’ made of silicone rather than a porous material, and has ‘exciting flicker mode’. I’m glad that I’m review this and not the original, as a Sqweel with less power than this would make me a very sad and probably orgasm-less Pixel. The sound of the Sqweel is a bit whiny. It’s also fairly loud, to the point that I’d want the bedroom door closed as well as music playing to cover the sound of it if I had to worry about housemates. When I’m just using it by myself, I grab my sound cancelling headphones and use either porn or music to drown out the whine. This may be because of the There are variable speeds, 3 of them, and you are able to change the direction the Sqweel spins as well as activate a ‘flicker mode’. (Am I the only one who feels like this is sounds like a glitchy version of ‘stealth mode’? You’d be ninja-ing along, when all of a sudden, your camouflage flashes off, then on again?) I usually only use the third speed, and very rarely mess around with the flicker mode. There’s a pause in the flicking that just ends up annoying me, rather than getting me off. I also don’t ever change the direction of the tongues. It just feels weird and uncomfortable to me to have it rotating the opposite way. The tongues are really pink. I don’t think my picture conveys just how violently, pepto pink they are. They’re silicone and have some seriously drag to them. It’s not as much drag as, say, kitty tongue, but you’re going to want to use a fair bit of lube with this to make your clit and labia not feel abused. I prefer to use a thicker lube with the Sqweel 2, and applied it to my clit and labia before I even turned on the toy. Sliquid Sassy worked well for me, but if you prefer a thinner lube, any water based one will do! Cleaning is a bit of a pain in the butt. Lube and fluids get all over and in this thing, and having to do a thorough clean up after each use is a must. You have to break down the Sqweel to clean it, and wipe the case down really well because you’ll have spattered stuff all up in that. Luckily, opening the case is easy. You just slide the locking mechanism on the side, pop it apart, and pull out the rotating bit. You have to wipe the inside down, as it’s not sealed, and you don’t want to corrode the batteries by accident. (The batteries, by the way, are 3 AAAs.) The tongue part can be cleaned the normal way-10% bleach, soap and water, or boiling. I’ve heard horror stories of the Sqweel ripping stray pubes out, and I can neither confirm or deny this, as I like to keep things waxed or well trimmed, and wasn’t willing to go for the disco bush look just to try to dispel that particular sex toy urban myth. I didn’t have any issues with the tongues grabbing at my outer labia piercings either-I have 4, and they have curved barbells in them, for frame of reference. This doesn’t feel like oral sex to me, but then, I don’t feel like anything can actually compare to having your partner going down on you. Sex toys ARE NOT replacements for humans. Seriously. They’re not your ‘battery operated boyfriend’ or ‘teehee, going to replace hubby’, they’re toys. (Sorry, pet peeve!) That being said, it does feel really good. I was honestly a bit shocked that I was able to orgasm from using the Sqweel, as I’m not normally able to orgasm from oral sex. I need either penetration or vibration to get off. When I use a vibrator, I tend to press it against my clit, and the pressure seems to help get me off faster. With the Sqweel, I can’t do that. If I press it against me too hard, it makes the engine whine and slow down, which is the exact opposite of what I want it to do. However, the sensations from the tongues against my clit were fast/strong enough to I offered to try this out on my boyfriend’s cock, but he took one took at the tongues spinning and started laughing hysterically, so you’ll have to go elsewhere to find a male perspective on the Sqweel, sorry. Overall, this is a cool toy to add to your collection. Sure, it’s not going to work for everyone, but not all toys do. If you’re looking for something that’s sorta similar to oral sex, you can try this out, but I maintain that it’s not the same. It does, however, feel fucking awesome in it’s own way.

  385. Sex★★★★☆
    April 14, 2013

    Sqweeled

    once I got over the bulkiness and how best to hold it, it was fantastic, in no time at all I was on my third orgasm. However I found it difficult to see the setting switch due to it's size and shape but easily managed to orgasm on the one setting. I have since tried all settings and they all have an explosive ending.

  386. Ladyspock★★★★★
    April 11, 2013

    Wheely good

    I've wanted one of these for ages, but the combination of the high price and mixed reviews had me stalling over the 'buy' button. This week, however, I finally treated myself - and I am now kicking myself that I never did so earlier. I am officially in love with this toy. First of all, I thought it might be difficult to use. I read all these horror stories about trying to lube it up and getting the stuff all over the place, and I read about being very sore the day after, and it all had me a bit apprehensive. In my experience, though? It was absolutely fine. I fed the lube into it from my hand, as demonstrated in the product video, and that was enough to suit me. No splashing, no dripping, and no pain. I also wondered if I'd struggle with cleaning it, because I am generally reasonably incompetent with that sort of thing, but it is just as easy as described. Sorted. After those worries, I thought - well, what if I just don't like it? Some people have commented that it feels exactly like oral sex, and some people have said it feels nothing like it. I can't really help you there, as I'm still waiting for the real thing, but what I can tell you is that whatever this feels like - it's good. The Sqweel is also really easy to use and hold. Other reviewers said they'd found it slippery and hard to reach the buttons - maybe I didn't use as much lube or had it in a different position, but I didn't have that trouble at all. There is one thing I definitely agree with. It DOES feel counterintuitive not to press it down harder as you go along, but once you've taught yourself not to then it's definitely worth it. It's just completely different to any of my other toys, and I really like that. Not that I don't love my other toys, but they are all reasonably similar to one another in some way or other. This is just in a category of its own. It is pretty noisy, I'll admit. This doesn't bother me as I live alone, but I imagine flatmates would hear it if I had any. That being said, music would probably cover it up easily. Even if it didn't, I'd probably tell you it was worth it! In short, if you're thinking about it - try it, try it, try it. And as one of the other reviewers expertly points out - if you don't like it, LoveHoney has a great returns policy. Honestly, though, I don't think you will. Nobody's getting mine back off me, that's for sure!

  387. Hornymanc★★★★★
    April 10, 2013

    It will make you squeal

    We have been debating this for a while. The question "is it novelty?" has been the main reason we haven't tried it sooner. We saw this on the 3 for £50 offer and it made sense to try it. Delivery as always quick and plain packaging, this statement should be autotyped onto ALL lovehoney reviews as its always the same!! Never had an issue with lovehoney;-) The toy is well made and does not jump out and scream "sex toy". Its design is genius in its simplicity and if its not already, it will eventually overtake the rabbit in terms of sales... The wheel really does replicate oral sex, well oral sex if the man is a machine that does not need to breathe, never needs to change the motion of his tongue and has been sent from above for the sole pleasure of womankind. You do need lube as the tongues can feel quite rigid on the faster motions, but that only to be expected. Buy this when you have a week off work....

  388. Gymnast K.★★★★★
    April 5, 2013

    Quick tongues

    Brought this as been looking a it for ages debating on whether to try it, as it was on 3 for £50 and my birthday coming up thought why not :) The packaging was clear and clean. I brought the blac one as thought it looked a little nicer. It doesnt really look like a sex toy as such you could probably get away with it being in your bag. The silocone tongues feel great to touch very soft and flexible.There are three different settings forwards, backwards anda mix of the 2 and also verying speeds on each setting so plenty to choose from, to suit your own personal taste. When using the toy it is a bit of aaquard shape to hold and press thebuttons without moving it from your prefered spot, butonce you get the hang of i its not too bad. The tongues do need lubrication as thefaster they go the harder they feel but the sensation you cannot describe its like a mans tongue on seriods. The toy is very easy to dismantle for cleaning and changing wheels if you buy any extra. Overall a great experience so if you enjoy your oral this is the toy for you

  389. Spoonerism★★★★☆
    March 19, 2013

    Really unusual toy... love it

    As someone who loves receiving oral sex and pretty much always reaches orgasm from it I was always curious to try the Sqweel, if anything to see if it felt anything like the real thing, but put off buying one due to it costing quite a lot just to satisfy a whim. When I saw it in the 3 for £50 offer I just couldn't resist! The Sqweel 2 comes tastefully packaged, no pornstars or cringey slogans in sight. The toy itself is quite attractive (I ordered mine in black), the case has a glossy finish with a clear lid showing the tongues which are an sppealing shade of pink. The tongues feel soft and velvety against the skin and are nice and flexible, not as firm as other reviews describe them. To start I applied double the amount of water based lube than I would usually use (two pumps worth from my 250ml bottle of Liquid Silk) to my vulva and turned the Sqweel on. I also wore my new Lelo Luna beads (also in the 3 for £50 deal, nice one, LH) as I like something to "hold on" to during oral. This toy is pretty loud on the first setting and very loud on the highest. Definitely one to use when home alone or with music on! When I started using it (on the lowest setting) I was pleasantly surprised. It does feel *kind of* like cunnilingus only a lot faster and more "flicky" than how I usually like it. However, once I got used to this I really enjoyed it. As others have said, you can't press it against you too much as the wheel does slow down/stop. This for me was not an issue as when I'm nearing orgasm during real oral I like little soft flicks to tip me over the edge which is EXACTLY what the Sqweel does. Very impressed. As shown in the videos, the Sqweel 2 is very easy to take apart and clean ready for next use. I can see why the reviews on the site are either "love it" or "hate it" - if you prefer a firmer touch during oral/general clitoral stimulation you'd probably find the sensations the Sqweel 2 gives very frustrating/not enough. It might be suitable as a teasing warm up to the real thing, but I guess the price tag wouldn't be worth it just for that. If however, you prefer a lighter touch then I'd imagine you'd be in with more of a chance of success. I really love my Sqweel but as the sensations are different to any toy on the market and it's not *that* similar to oral (it definitely won't replace my partner but is a nice substitute as we're currently doing a long distance thing) it's difficult to compare it to anything else. If you're curious I'd say give it a go, you may find a new best friend. If not, LH have a fantastic returns service so if it's not for you, you can get your money back.

  390. Peace&Love★☆☆☆☆
    March 18, 2013

    Disappointing

    I was really looking forward to trying sqweel 2, especially after reading the mostly positive reviews, but I'm afraid it isn't for me. I tried it the first time without any warming up at all, but even on the slowest setting it's too fast and even though the tongues are soft to the touch, when they're in motion they don't feel as soft somehow, especially on the higher settings. I did have an orgasm that time, but it was a struggle and I had a sore clitoris afterwards :( The next time I tried it over my knickers, again without warming up. That was better and got me quite aroused and felt good, I kept wanting to go underneath but it just hurt when I did, and once felt too intense and fast. The thing is with that is that even though it got me aroused it didn't bring me to orgasm. So I had switch back to my normal method but that didn't feel as good after I'd got used to the sensation of the sqweel, if that makes sense! I decided to give it one last shot today, trying it when I was already aroused and wet but that was even worse. Because I was already aroused I was ultra sensitive and it was just too intense. I stopped after a few uncomfortable minutes and swapped back to my normal method, but I couldn't orgasm because I felt somehow numbed by the sqweel! Also once again it was actually painful. I'm sure oral sex is not meant to hurt! The noise is also off-putting. It's not super loud so that you'd be overheard from another room (unless someone had their ear to the door) but enough to be distracting and hard to imagine it's the real thing! I was wondering if I was the only one it didn't work for but when I read some of the earlier reviews it seems other women had a similar experience. Obviously there are a lot of people it does work for, but if you like slow, gentle oral sex and are especially sensitive down there, maybe chose something else.

  391. Pennysblog★★★☆☆
    February 23, 2013

    Sqweel 2

    I requested the Sqweel 2 to review for Lovehoney because I was intrigued by its unique design, even though I was skeptical as to whether the toy could actually do what it’s marketed to– simulate the amazing feeling of oral sex. The Sqweel 2 consists of a plastic hub and a wheel with 10 silicone “tongues” that slips on and off for cleaning. While obviously no one has 10 tongues and it didn’t seem like it would feel realistic, I hoped it would be fun to use regardless. The first time I lubed up and introduced the Sqweel 2 to my clit, I was quickly turned on by the interesting sensation it provided, even at the slow speed. It didn’t feel like a real tongue, but it did feel nice to have 10 spinning silicone tongues against my clit. The slowest speed wasn’t enough to satisfy me though, so I increased the toy to its medium and eventually high speed, but even after moving it around and trying different positions, I couldn’t get off. For a moment I actually thought I had lost my ability to orgasm, since the toy was very stimulating at its highest speed, but although I could practically taste my orgasm, I couldn’t quite reach it. I ended up finishing myself off with my fingers instead, and breathing a sigh of relief that it wasn’t me that was the problem. Like any good reviewer, I didn’t give up on the toy after my initial disappointment, but I had the same experience almost every time I tried it, and I figured out that the toy is missing something crucial for me: circular motion, or at least variety of motion. The toy does have an option to switch the direction of the tongues, but that function felt uncomfortable and borderline painful, irritating my clit rather than pleasing it, and the third “back and forth” option didn’t do anything for me. So the normal spinning function is enough to get me close to orgasm, but it’s a little too robotic and missing that extra something I need from the feeling of touch (rather than vibration) to get off. I did manage to orgasm with it once, but it took time, patience, and lot of finagling with it and moving it around in circles at just the right angle, and so far I haven’t been able to repeat that experience. Besides the general frustration of not being able to get off, I also had other issues with the Sqweel 2. One was that I had to pay close attention to how I was using it and be careful not to press it down too hard, since that would stop the tongues from moving, which was counter-intuitive for me since my clit likes pressure. The toy’s weird sound is also distracting and the controller’s design flawed. Since it felt best holding it vertically, I had to actually look down to see where the buttons were on the front to make sure I was pressing the right one. To me it would make more sense for them to be on the side of the toy instead, so I could easily change speeds without disrupting my pleasure. It’s also nearly impossible to use a dildo with the toy since it’s bulky and in the way. I also had Jake give the Sqweel a shot, but he said he didn’t like the way it felt and found it pretty useless, which wasn’t very surprising since it’s designed for clits. Overall, I was disappointed by the Sqweel 2. The feeling of its spinning tongues arouses me just enough to bring me to the edge of an orgasm, but not enough to satisfy me. The one time I got off with it took a lot of work, and I use sex toys to add variety and to make it easier to orgasm, not more difficult. However, just because it didn’t work very well for me doesn’t mean it won’t work for you. It does provide a unique pleasurable sensation that is somewhat similar to oral, although obviously it’s not the same as a real tongue. If you’re interested in a toy that simulates oral or a touch feeling or one that provides something different from the usual vibration and have an extra $60 to spend on a new toy, you could give it a shot. Hey, Epiphora liked it (and she is picky as hell), so who knows, you might too.

  392. Sophie A.★★☆☆☆
    January 31, 2013

    Not For Everyone

    I'd heard good things about this toy but read mixed reviews. Still, despite the doubt in my mind because it's such an unusual-looking toy, I decided to give a shot. I have to say that first of all, I did give this multiple tries on different days to give it a fair chance, but unfortunately the noise is very distracting for me. I did know about the noise issue but I didn't think it would be quite so loud all the same. The other thing is that I'm quite sensitive so I find the speed to be too quick to actually stimulate me like it should; it seems to go too far so that it makes me slightly sore, but then again, I can orgasm with quite a low level of vibration so this really doesn't work for me. The above review is a personal thing, so I am not blaming the toy in the slightest. It was interesting to try and it is very well made but just think carefully before you buy in terms of what your preferences are during masturbation.

  393. Raquel82★★★★★
    January 22, 2013

    Possibly the best Christmas gift ever

    Mr Raquel brought me this as part of a Christmas gift. I have always been a bit paranoid about oral sex and very rarely let him down there in that way. After using this Squeel2 i could be converted!!. The sensation is fantastic, the 'little tongues' are very flexible and get into all the right places. Be warned though you will need to use quite a bit of lube.

  394. Beenyy★☆☆☆☆
    January 19, 2013

    No good if you don't trim or shave

    I got one of these because my wife loves oral. It seems quite clumsy to hold and use, a vibrator feels much more suitable for the role. When we tried it, it kept pulling pubic hairs and eventually trapped some down the side of the wheel, painful to remove. My wife doesn't trimm down there, so it would always be an issue, so we wont be using this again. She did say that it did feel good when it 'licked' her, but that she preferred my tongue and the variety it can give.

  395. Plum C.★★★★☆
    January 17, 2013

    If at first you don't succeed...

    I'd wanted to get my hands on this before it even became available, so I have no idea why I waited so long! I love the fact that this toy isn't a vibrator, it's not insertable and it's completely unique. I've never been the world's biggest fan of oral, mainly because when I receive oral sex I like consistency - the same motion over and over is what does it for me, and it takes me a fairly long time to climax in this way, so I usually end up feeling bad for the poor guy and letting him move on. The sqweel gets rid of this problem. It can go for hours. If you have enough batteries, probably forever. As many others have suggested, LUBE LUBE LUBE is my motto with this one. When I first used this toy I don't think I used enough lube and I ended up actually with a very sore clitoris and I wasn't impressed. I didn't climax and I felt a bit rubbish. When I tried again I was way more aroused in general and for me it was second time lucky. I had my lube to hand and although it was mildly irritating that I had to keep re-applying I had learned my lesson. The tongues lapping are a lovely sensation and I like all speeds on the initial forwards-moving speed. I wouldn't need the backwards or the 'flicker' mode but I can see why some people would. It does take a while to orgasm with this toy but it's worth it. If you're looking for quick thrills then get a bullet! The upside is that you can use it over your whole vaginal area, I really liked moving it up and down so it wasn't just focusing on the clitoris, and obviously the fact that I can control the speed makes it a very desirable oral substitute! It's really easy to clean too. Downsides are that I didn't like having to re-lube it a lot and I found it was a bit messy in general because of that. It's not the quietest toy either. It's unique and a complete novelty, ideal for someone who has tried vibrators and wants something for a bit of variety or to use during intercourse to simulate having another lover in the room.

  396. Lovehoney A.★★★★☆
    January 3, 2013

    Sqweely Good

    Being a fan of oral, I was dubious as to how good this product would be but was pleasantly surprised! I like the fact that it doesn't look like a sex toy, so if it was accidentally left lying around embarrassment would be avoided. It isn't overly noisy and I particularly like that it could be put into reverse for a completely different sensation (something the other half can't do!) It also never gets tired ;) The only thing I would change about it would be the speeds as I felt it could do with having a faster speed setting, but overall I really enjoyed using it. I would advise using plenty of lube - the more the better!

  397. Sex L.★★★★☆
    December 24, 2012

    A Sqweel'n Good Time

    The Sqweel 2 is certainly a unique toy, instead of using vibrations a set of ten little flexible silicone tongues rotate to provide stimulation. These create a repetitive flicking sensation, which I didn't find reminiscent of oral sex. There are three speeds, a forwards and backwards mode, and a back and forth mode. For vulva use, I found the highest speed best, the higher speed also enabled more pressure to be placed upon the Sqweel without it stopping. Personally, I preferred clockwise rotations such that it rotates down my vulva. The slowest speed, the first setting, I found lovely for a ticklish sensation anywhere on the body. It's especially fun to move the Sqweel in the direction that it's rotating. For me there was a little too much lag between the back and forth mode to get anything out of it. For clitoral use, I found it best to place a water-based lube (I went with Sliquid Sea this time, though I've decided I like Satin better) directly on my skin so the Sqweel would pick up lube while rotating. The Sqweel is a little clunky to hold, and I had problems with keeping the Sqweel at the perfect distance from my clit so it wouldn't slow down when becoming aroused and wanting to press it down. This toy can also be used as a safe way of exploring oral-anal sensations. The motor to run this toy is rather loud, and can be heard through closed doors. This toy can be used with an insertable toy, I tried with the Cush. I found that I couldn't thrust effectively while using the Sqweel on my clit, and even without thrusting, I kept running into Cush. You can use a still or thrusting anal toy while using Sqweel without problems; I went with the trusty Pure Wand. The Sqweel 2 runs off of three AAA batteries, purchased separately. For cleaning, the toy can be taken apart, cleaned with hot water and soap or toy cleaner, dried and reassembled. All in all, I found it more fun to run this toy along my body, especially over my nipples, than use as an "oral sex stimulator".

  398. Missie87★★☆☆☆
    October 19, 2012

    Didn't make me squeal

    This was part of my first order from Love Honey; I'd seen the post man with the letters and was ready to bite his hand off for my package! The box my 4 items came in was a plain brown box although it could have done with some more tape as it looked as if it had been peered into. The packaging for the Sqweel 2 was nice and plain and it was easy to get into, really handy when you have been wanting to try the toy for an age! Once out of the packaging is where the problems started for me; it felt too big for my hand (or maybe my hands are just really small). The plastic casing felt sturdy like it wasn't going to give up halfway through. I inserted the three AAA batteries and warmed myself up before using plenty of lube on the toy, making sure all of the tongues had some and positioned it before turning it on... the first speed did nothing for me, neither did the second; it was only the fastest setting which did but it still wasn't powerful enough. I also tried reversing the tongues but again still didn't do anything much for me. I gave the Sqweel another couple of goes at differing levels of arousal and it had the same effect - left me feeling flat, so I returned it. For those unsure of the returns process, it was very easy.

  399. Mina R.★★★★★
    October 2, 2012

    Just wow

    Well 2 weeks ago my and my partner of 4 years broke up. I haven't been able to achieve an orgasm since (though tried a few times). I had been looking at this toy for months, but the price and the fact my partner didn't really like using toys (or having any kind of "exciting"sex) meant that I had been putting off buying it. - I really wish I hadn't! When this arrived this morning I rushed round the house trying to collect 3XAAA batteries (I thought I had purchased them, but apparently I forgot!) So lucky I found the batteries in an alarm clock and the TV remote. With my ex being at work I was happy to use the toy and be as loud as I wanted! The toy itself isn't the loudest in my collection, but I wouldn't feel comfortable using it while others were in! It didn't feel like a vibe at all (I do enjoy vibes). It didn't quite feel like oral sex (Which I love). It's hard to describe exactly how it feels, but it is AMAZING - once you get the hang of it. After reading the other reviews I think it's quite tempting to push harder when close to orgasm, but actually if you pull it away slightly it goes round faster tipping you over the edge. This toy made my legs quake, and blew me into a deeply intense orgasm. (Not like a vibe which is quick and I find satisfaction a bit fleeting) This is very satisfying! Only down side is the amount of lube you have to apply makes it messy, and quite slippery to hold. And I can't use it all the time I'm horny as it's too loud... But I guess that means I get to build up excitement for when I can next use it! I would definitely recommend!!

  400. Little C.★☆☆☆☆
    September 25, 2012

    Disappointed - probably the worst toy I have ever owned

    I received this gift from a special LH forum member from my wishlist- Thank you so much!!! x - I was extremely excited about trying this product as it is nothing like any other sex toy that I have or anything else on the market. What I DID like:- -I love the design of the product the actual item itself is very well designed/Packaged. It looks so nice, not at all intimidating. -the colour scheme - white and pink very cute -the availability of settings- 3 settings of speed then 3 settings of rotation type. -ease of use Unfortunately that's all I liked.... So why didn't I like the product? I had read all the reviews and discussions on the forum so used lots of lube and warmed up. However the product itself did nothing for me.. I DIDNT like;- -the shape of the 'tongues' I found them to be too small and not wide enough -the feel of the tongues...even with lube they felt far too rigid. -the speed settings-slow one hardly moved ( yes I had good battery's!), middle was nice and much more 'oral' like however again when you finally think you had found a good spot and get going it stops (see below) highest setting was just too fast and numb effect! -the noise was very distracting , the highest setting was very loud, although im not sure anyone would think 'sey toy' as the noise reminds me of an electric whisk noise....rather than a vibration :) -the fact with the smallest amount of pressure the wheel stops- if you are enjoying anything its natural ( I think!) to want it faster/harder however with this if you move it too close it stops...passion killer! In conclusion this product just didn't work for me, infact I was bored using it ...and for me that's never happened before! However when it comes to sex toys what doesn't work for one person may work for another. BUY THIS IF;- 1.you have other toys and want to try something completely different 2. you are new to toys 3. You are part of a couple - i think this is a great couple toy as its not intimidating, its pretty and can be used as a fab 'warm up' I will be returning this to LH - Thanks to the amazing return policy!

  401. Lovesoapyx★★★★☆
    September 18, 2012

    Ooh

    I thought I'd try this as I'd never seen anything like it before and thought it might be good. It took a couple of attempts to get it in the right place but once I did it felt very good! There are 3 speeds and even backwards which is good, you can go faster or slower depending on how you feel. It does take quite a bit of lube and I did have to stop once or twice to apply more and also it is quite noisy but on the whole I feel quite pleased with this toy.

  402. Courgette★★☆☆☆
    September 2, 2012

    Using the Sqweel

    The sqweel is like a hand held fan, I got it as a gift from my hubby to use whilst he's away. It creates a nice sensation but I have to say that I found the fan too cooling and a bit of a turn off. Nice to use occasionally but I'd rather have the real thing or a Rabbit.

  403. Perfect P.★★★★☆
    September 1, 2012

    Amazing

    The Sqweel offers multiple speeds to get that just right lick action From gentle an slow to fast an erotic the Sqweel brings the oral game to a new level The rotating flipper gives great clitoris stimulation The multiple speeds heightens the pleasure The only draw back I noticed was the motor wasnt strong enough to apply pressure for closer stimulation You have to keep it light so keep going The Sqweel is quiet an discreet

  404. Cad1★☆☆☆☆
    August 30, 2012

    Like the cast of Stomp tapping away at my clitoris

    I have stopped and stared at LH's Sqweel whilst browsing for other more traditional sex toys many times. When I saw the launch of the Sqweel 2, I knew I had to buy it. I have always seen mixed reviews for the Sqweel original and then for the Sqweel 2, but as a lover of oral sex and a lonely singleton, I imagined spending my Saturday nights under a duvet with the Sqweel 2, eating Doritos and watching The Xfactor. When it arrived in usual LH style (fast and discreet) I loved the packaging. LH branding is really female friendly, simple, modern and enticing. I whipped off the packaging, and taking heed of suggestions of previous reviews, swirled on vast amounts of lube. I switched it on. Wow. It's loud. Really loud. And not the pleasant loud humming of a bullet vibrator, it's a cranking, whirling, thundering noise, like someone pushing their days laundry through a mangle. Not a turn on. I placed the Sqweel 2 onto me, awaiting the slow, steady convulsion to Heaven. Instead, it left like someone was conducting the Hot Shoe Shuffle across my clitoris. It was a persistent 'tap, tap, tapping,' and despite several attempts, more lube, different directions and positions, I just couldn't learn to love this toy. However on a more practical note, it was really easy to clean, and still looked pretty spectacular. Thank god for LH's return policy. I have never had to return any items to LH, because even if I didn't love a product, I almost certainly liked it enough to be happy paying the small amounts LH charges. However, this is a pretty pricey toy and I was disheartened, so I popped the Sqweel 2 into a box with a small note saying why I didn't want it anymore, and despite it being used, my money was in my bank a mere 7 days later. What other company, especially a sex toy company would do that? Amazing. The Sqweel 2 is without a doubt the Marmite of sex toys. Some people on here seem to love it, whilst others think less so. I am the latter. It just didn't do it for me. I didn't love the feeling it created, or the noises it expelled. My advice would be to try it. You may find a sex toy that revolutionises your life, or if you're like me, take the refund and blow it on a LH magic wand vibrator....hello Sex Factor.

  405. Miss C.★★★★★
    August 26, 2012

    I'm in love

    It took me a couple goes to get to grips with this one, but my golly when I did, it was worth the wait. It's so simply to use and even simpler to keep squeeky clean after use. I find it needs alot of lube to get the right sensation from it, otherwise it just feels a bit 'odd'. I feel it could do with another speed setting as it tends to get a little 'slack' on the middle/high setting when getting into the swing of things.. Overall, I am pleased I invested in this item and give it a 9/10. ENJOY!

  406. Creativewriter1985★★★★☆
    August 21, 2012

    Good, but not perfect

    My first impressions of the Sqweel 2 were good: the packaging was great, the toy itself looks good and is of good quality, and it’s easy to store. It takes two AAA batteries which are easy to come by, and switching on the toy is pretty self-explanatory (though there are instructions, too!). There are definite pros and cons to the Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator. It’s well made, innovative, not too expensive and feels nice on your lady parts. However, the material means that unless you want to be sore, lube is absolutely necessary, so no using this for a quickie. Also, it’s fairly noisy and if you press it too hard to your body, it slows down the mechanism. Overall, if you find it easy to climax and are looking for a sex toy that’s a little different, then I’d definitely check out the Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator. But if you like your toys with serious power and concentration on your clit, then I’d probably skip this one.

  407. Missbrunette88★★★★★
    August 18, 2012

    Amazing Product

    I love the Sqweel--took me a few tries to figure out how to best use it, but I use it all the time now. I discovered that if I use lube or spit between my legs before trying the Sqweel, it works much better, otherwise it just feels strange. There are several speed settings, which is cool, and it also feels great on my breasts. Sometimes I also put it inside my panties for hands-free action. If you arrange yourself on your back with your legs splayed, you can make it stay in place easily this way. I like the innocuous case for it-- it doesn't look like a sex toy at all, so if I forget to put it away after cleaning, I'm not embarassed if someone accidentally sees it sitting on the bathroom counter (happened once- eek!). The only downside is that it is hard to clean out the black encasing, but cleaning the pink tongue part is easy. I use baby wipes and sex-toy cleaner spray to clean the case, and let it air dry. Totally recommend this to any girl who wants to simulate oral-- it's fantastic!

  408. Blacksilk★★★☆☆
    August 15, 2012

    Not a toy box staple, but a nice change of pace

    The Sqweel 2, made by Lovehoney themselves, is touted as the "world's best-selling oral sex toy". Of course, apart from its predecessor, the Sqweel, I can't think of another "oral sex toy", but that's probably besides the point. What the point is, is that this isn't quite your average vibrator. In fact, you can't really call it a vibrator at all. The toy comes in a plastic insert inside a light cardboard box with an open front. Inside is an instruction booklet in several languages and the Sqweel 2 itself. The box is unnecessary for storage really, as the toy comes with a lid and is fairly self-contained. The only you might want to worry about is it turning itself on accidentally, which it does very easily. Not a travel toy unless you first remove the batteries. The Sqweel 2 itself is about five inches tall and about four and a half across with a depth of around two inches. So it's pretty bulky for a clit toy. In fact, it's about the size of my open palm. There is a battery case on the back which takes two AAAs and on the front are two buttons and a cover with a slide lock. The soft tongue wheel is protected by a see-through pink plastic lid which comes off to allow access to the tongues. The main plastic of the case comes in either glossy white or glossy black. I have the white version and I have to say it looks pretty stylish in a girly but not too girly way. It actually reminds me of the Phoenix armour from Mass Effect, for any nerds out there. The toy has three speeds: slow, medium, fast. And three modes: normal, reverse and flicker ( which alternates between back and forth). All the speeds work with all the rotation modes. The two buttons on the front, which light up blue when the toy is on for a nice touch, control the speed and spin. What I think is great is that the speed button (the "play" symbol) is bigger and more central, as I'm a no-frills girl. I almost always prefer straight up power and no fuss than messing about with patterns. You press "play" to start and again to cycle through the speeds, while mode button cycles through the rotation modes. Simple. To turn the Sqweel 2 back off, you have to press and hold the "play" button for about two seconds. Above the buttons there is a slide lock, which unlocks the front cover of the Sqweel 2, allowing you to take it off and remove the tongue wheel for cleaning. Since the toy is ABS plastic and silicone, it's safe as well as easy to clean in terms of materials, though it's not waterproof. There are some nooks and crannies to watch for, especially given the relative lubeyness of using the Sqweel 2, but it's relatively easy work. One thing I really like about this toy is the layout and functions of various buttons and locks. It looks good and it's simple and easy to use. Though the toy does have some design problems for me (which I'll go into in a sec), this part of it seems well-designed and not over-thought. IN USE The Sqweel 2 is an odd beast to wrangle. It's unlike any toy I've ever tried before and so I didn't know what to expect, despite trying out the original on my fingers back at Eroticon. Besides which, I knew the original was a toy which divided opinions, so I wasn't sure if I'd like the Sqweel 2 or not. It pleasantly surprised me, but was by no means without fault. To use the Sqweel 2, you need a good bit of lube between your clitoris and the tongue wheel. Trust me, without lube is not a good idea unless you're a fan of pain. So, lube is needed, but it's a bit hard at first to know how to go about that. On my first go, I unwittingly poured on far too much on and created a lubey mess. I thought it'd be a good idea to slowly spin the tongue-blades while I drizzled lube on them. While it didn't go as badly as it could have (lubesplosion!), I didn't realise how much I was putting on and ended up with a puddle in the bottom of the case under the tongues, which proceeded to leak onto my nethers and the bed when I tipped it up for use. Ick. On my second go I used too little lube, or rather it dried up over time, and ended up with rather a lot of friction on my clit. I was coming at the time, so I didn't mind, but when I finished: oh, my God. Ow. My clit was incredibly painful and sore. I don't think I've ever been that sore before, so do please watch out for that. To be honest, I'm not sure I like the idea of a toy where it's so easy to muck up. It seems easy to use either too much or too little lube and, although I got better at gauging it over time, I just don't like that it can go so badly. It's all a lot of faff for an orgasm, especially when I don't use lube at all when I'm focusing on my clit normally. What makes it worse is that the Sqweel 2 is often incredibly hard to grip when lubey, which means you need to be even more careful how you lube it. The case is just far too slippery when wet and hard to grip. It could really do with textured or grooved areas to grip along the inwards curves at the side. Though it does have a few dents that mimic the shape of the tongues, I don't think these are made for holding as they're in a really awkward place for that. It makes the toy a bit of a two-hander, which can be really inconvenient, and I've struggled not to drop it a few times. Of course, being a two-hander doesn't affect this toy as much as it could as the sheer bulk and awkwardness of it makes it pretty clunky to use a dildo in me or anything like that anyway. It can be done, but it's a bit awkward and just not worth the hassle. As well as clunky, it's not exactly discreet either, though not stupidly loud. It could be heard through my door on medium and high speeds and on high flicker, but you could probably use music easily to cover it. What about how it feels? Well, like I say, I was pleasantly surprised. It feels pretty cool! The tongues lap in a sort of soft-but-firm way and sort of brush past your skin using only the top half a centimetre or so of their surface. It's an interesting sensation and hard to describe, sort of a cross between oral sex and actual vibration, like a gentle flicking. The reverse setting makes the tongue-blades spin in, well, reverse and seems to provide a slightly rougher, slightly more intense feel to the flicking. The speeds range from a fast kind of slow to a slow kind of fast, though I personally thought an extra speed at the top end would have been nice. But I always think that. I find the "flicker" back and forth mode pretty eh, preferring a steady and continuous feeling. But I always think that too. The main issue that I think will divide people on the Sqweel 2 (as with the Sqweel) is that you've got to be OK with not squeezing it against yourself or really putting any pressure on at all. The rotation just can't cope with resistance very well, which is a shame, and the wheel will either slow down or stop entirely. If you need pressure on your clit, back away now. I love pressure on my clit and find it's a natural instinct the more into it I get, but I managed to control myself here and it worked out pretty well. It's a slow build-up every time I've used the Sqweel 2 and it doesn't always pay off for me. It feels great, but sometimes frustrating. It won't make me come every time and I'm not always in the mood for "the journey". CONCLUSION So, to Sqweel or not to Sqweel? Well, for me the Sqweel 2 is a bit of a conundrum. I want to like it, I'm just not certain I do. It's innovative, it shows a lot of improvement from what I've read over the original, it's stylish and fun and brings something different to the bedroom. But that's perhaps the root of my problem. I like it because it's something different, a unique sensation, and I don't like it for the same reasons. It's a very interesting toy with a unique sensation that is worth a try if you like different things, but it's just a bit too much effort and faff for me to use often. I want to love it for offering me something truly different from my usual fare, but it's too unreliable for me. It's hard to lube to the right amount, it's hard to use because you have to not use too much pressure, it's hard work because the sensations are very subtle and it therefore takes a lot of work to make me come. It just doesn't make me come often enough. It's not so much a fun ride. I'll give it points for offering something unique and I'm sure I'll experiment with it further, but it's not good or orgasmic enough to become a toybox staple and the amount of effort involved for me in using it just puts me right off. That said, if you're bored of the everyday and want to try something different, this will certainly provide that for you. And good different too. Just not great.

  409. Mama K.★★★★☆
    August 6, 2012

    Lick and flick

    The Sqweel 2 is like no other sex toy I have tried. It is cute and fun and simulates little rotating tongues. Sometimes you just can't get enough oral sex you know? Well that's why I think this toy is ingenious. I tried it by myself and I really enjoyed the sensation. I also played with it on nipples and that was pretty stimulating as well. Some people say this is more of a warm-up, foreplay toy, which I'm ok with. I think it would be fun to use with a partner and also with some penetration involved. I'm definitely planning on testing it a bunch more ;)

  410. Newreviewer★☆☆☆☆
    August 4, 2012

    Didn't live up to hype

    I was very excited at the idea of owning a sqweel product. I do not date or have one night stands so my orgasms come solely from sex toys. I bought the sqweel looking for new sensations and was disappointed. I have a large stomach and while I have no issue using vibrators and dildos, trying to continually do a half sit up to hold my hood open with two fingers on one hand so the tongues didn't stop, and hold the sqweel with the other hand without it stopping as it touched my hand, my hood, or even my clitoris, made the whole thing impossible to get pleasure from. It may simply be the shape of my body but it kept stopping from turning, and spread lube everywhere as well which took forever to clean, especially when my hand got cramp and I swapped the hand holding the squeel, only to find the lube had covered the outside and I had to keep stopping to wash the case. I tried using it in the rubber case that has the hole for a dildo, figuring that would hold it more easily in place, but it didn't align well with my body. To be honest, with the amount of prep that goes into lubing each tongue and my clitoris, getting the rubber cover on, inserting the dildo, washing my hands, positioning it and trying to move position so often to get the aligment to work, constantly having to stop and change which hand holds my hood open, and then not being able to move an inch once I got contact to work intermittently, it just wasn't pleasureable. I also found that the noise level means it cannot be used in a flat - the first time I turned it on to test the batteries, my young brother made his way to my room to ask if I could 'hear the bees outside my window'. It may work better with a partner, or for slimmer women, or for those who have smaller hoods or large clitorises that poke out.

  411. Kira★★★★☆
    August 1, 2012

    The Fan That Makes You Sqweel

    I don't have the original Sqweel, so I can't compare the updated version for you. I was always a bit put off by the way the original looked, so I was really happy with the new look. It looks more like a fan than a sex torture device (which is what the old one looked like to me). The Sqweel 2 is an "oral sex toy," which means that it's designed to replicate the sensation of oral sex. I'm not big on oral sex, but I do really like the Sqweel 2. The tongue wheel creates a sort of flapping sensation that feels different from what I'm used to from either a vibrator or from oral sex. As a girl that likes some variety, I really enjoyed finding something that wasn't a vibrator that I actually liked. Usually if something doesn't exactly vibrate I'm more annoyed with it than anything. Not the case here. The updated Sqweel 2 comes with three modes - regular rotation, backwards rotation, and a back and forth flick. I found the regular rotation to be the best of the three, but the backwards rotation was a nice addition. The back and forth I could do without, but I never much care for patterns or changes like that. The downsides of the Sqweel 2 are few, but important to note. First of all, you MUST use lube with this toy. I tried it the first time without any and it just plain hurts. I like things rough, but it was just not pleasant. You can't really apply pressure with Sqweel 2. When I tried it would slow down the rotations to the point that I would no longer get anything out of them. Finally, a smaller potential issue, the size of the Sqweel 2 can get in the way if you're using it in combination with a large base dildo. If you're looking for something a bit different in your routine, the Sqweel 2 is an excellent option. It won't work well if you absolutely need either vibrations or pressure. If you think you can get away without these things, then Sqweel 2 will likely work well for you. My personal bottom line on this was that I couldn't quite get to orgasm with it due to the lack of pressure and possibly the lack of vibrations. Still, I really like the Sqweel 2 and plan on using it as a warm up to my strong vibrators or when I'm in a mood for something different.

  412. Lady N.★★☆☆☆
    July 2, 2012

    The sexual wheel of evolution

    The Sqweel was designed to be one of the world’s first, most realistic, and market leading oral sex simulators, tearing away from the normal realm of sex toys which tended to offer sensations through vibrations, or manual self pleasure. The Sqweel works by rotating 10 carefully positioned tongues, which simulate the lapping of a human tongue as they revolve on a battery powered spindle. Having owned the original Sqweel for several years, I’ve slowly seen it evolve, much like the evolution of the wheel. These evolutions have included various new attachments, specialist lubricants, and new and imaginative tips on how to optimise your experience. Sadly the original Sqweel never quite excited me in the way I desired, but now it has once again evolved. Would the improved kinetics behind the Sqweel 2 draw me into a total oral fixation? Is this the final stage of its sexual evolution, or will we be left waiting for further mutations in the future? The Sqweel 2 arrives in a white and pink box, with a cut-out window showing the product clasped inside a clear plastic clam shell. The original Sqweel arrived in a metal tin, which I found to be bulky and unnecessary, as the Sqweel itself has a dust proof casing protecting the useable components from dirt – please note that the Sqweel 2 doesn’t fit inside the original Sqweel’s velvet moulded plastic rest. Both the original Sqweel and the Sqweel 2 require three AAA batteries each, which are not included. The Sqweel’s appearance isn’t the most enticing, and does little to fuel my imagination. However, once you’ve seen an image of a makeshift oral simulator, where someone has essentially duct taped together a few silicone tipped spatulas, then the Sqweel’s appearance seems less daunting. I was willing to try the original with its curious sci-fi spaceship styling, and matte-black finish reminiscent of a car’s moulded dashboard, but I thought this new sleek modern version, the Sqweel 2, was definitely a little better in the looks department. When using either the Sqweel or Sqweel 2 make sure you apply a liberal amount of lubrication to both yourself and the wheel. The best way to lubricate the toy is to drip lube onto the tongues while it’s rotating on the lowest setting. The original Sqweel: The original Sqweel is available in a matte plastic finish – finger prints show up very easily on its exterior. There is a wheel-like pattern grooved into the surface of the plastic. There are several deep holes around the edge of the casing, which provide access to screws; these can trap dirt. It is approximately 5 inches long, by 4.5 inches wide, and 1.25 inches in depth. The base of the toy is contoured and tapers slightly, making it easy to apply a firm grip. However, whilst gripping the toy, your hand interferes with the sliding function switch, meaning that you have to reposition your grasp every time you wish to change the speed or simply turn it on/off. The battery cap is also situated around where one naturally gasps the toy, and while moving your hand around sometimes you can accidentally pop the battery cap off – although this is rare. The matte plastic makes holding the toy easy, even with well lubricated hands. I always felt that the original Sqweel was lacking in weight towards the base of the toy, making it harder to control and apply the pressure desired. This made it feel as if, while the tongues rotated speedily around, they wanted to rip the toy from your grasp. To access the tongues simply pop the top off the toy. This isn’t overly difficult, and I’m even able to accomplish it with a single well lubricated hand, which is handy if the other is preoccupied. If you wish to remove the wheel completely for cleaning, or exchanging it for one of the other attachments, twist the side cover clockwise to remove it (contraclockwise until it clicks to put back on). This can be fiddly at times. Once the cover is removed, the wheel simply pops out. When the wheel is removed you can see various mould lines and some wiring, all of which is exposed to lubricant while the toy is in use, and therefore a nightmare to clean afterwards – especially when you consider it isn’t waterproof! The wheel is made out of soft skin safe rubber on a plastic spindle. There is a noticeable manufacturing line on the product, which is really messy in places. There are 10 tongue-like protrusions which jut-out an inch from the wheel. Each tongue’s tapered tip is approximately 1 inch apart from the others, and can be easily pushed up against the main wheel and flexed back and forth. The original Sqweel has three speed settings, changed via a simple sliding switch. The first speed offers a light tickling sensation, the second feels more intense, and the third beats down strongly upon you as the tongues lap. I have used the Sqweel 2’s silicone wheel inside the original, and found that the last setting is far too fast to use with the firmer silicone, making the experience uncomfortable. Also, when using the silicone wheel inside the original, the product is noisier and the wheel rattles around slightly, making it less accurate. The original Sqweel isn’t the best toy for those living in shared accommodation, due to the slightly off putting whirring it makes while in use. When using the toy to experience the sensations produced by the top or the bottom of the tongues, you have to manually flip the toy round. So far the original Sqweel hasn’t made me experience a clitoral climax; however it has been an interesting toy to use as a warm-up during foreplay. The Sqweel 2: The newer and improved Sqweel 2 is more modern and sleek in design – it’s also available in either a modern gloss white or black, both with a transparent crystal lid. The body of the toy is slightly bigger than the original; 5.75 inches long by 5 inches wide, and 2 inches in depth. It is heavier and sturdier than the original too. Aesthetically I find the Sqweel 2 more pleasing, and its general layout is a lot easier to use too. The added weight makes the toy easier to control, the base of the toy is contoured better, the battery cap is fixed into position better, and there are two push buttons – rather than a sliding switch – which are positioned near perfectly for where my fingers naturally rest. The push buttons are also the correct firmness, meaning that it’s very rare I accidentally change to the wrong setting. The top of the toy, however, is harder to remove, and I need to use two hands to remove it. As the plastic is gloss, it’s also better to remove prior to applying any lubrication. The side cover has a simple sliding locking mechanism, meaning that you can pop it off and replace it easily. The wheel is basically identical in shape, but it is made from non-porous hypoallergenic silicone, rather than skin safe rubber. It has a much smoother, cleaner manufacturing line. The silicone is a lot firmer than the older wheel, but has some plushiness, and causes minimal drag when rubbed against dry skin. After removing the silicone wheel, the interior of the case is smooth and very easy to clean, successfully addressing one of the biggest problems with the older version. In summary so far, most of the changes are good improvements on the original. The new Sqweel 2 not only has a new look and better structure to it, but has the addition of some new features, controlled by two buttons. The main button, featuring a big ‘play’ arrow, turns the toy on and then gives you the option to scan through the three speed settings. The speeds are slightly slower than the original, which is good as otherwise the firmness of the silicone would make it too uncomfortable to use. When the toy is on, there is a blue LED behind the buttons which illuminates them. The other button controls the functions; you have the options of having the wheel rotate clockwise, anticlockwise, or in a back and forth motion which simulates the flicking of a tongue. This is all done by a simple click of the button rather than having to manually flip the toy around, ensuring sustained stimulation when it counts. To turn the toy off, just hold down the play button for a few seconds. The Sqweel 2 is a lot quieter than the original. During use I enjoyed the ability to change the rotations of the toy, and rather liked the addition of the flicking sensation, as it feels similar to a real tongue flicking against my clitoris. However, I found the silicone far too firm to simulate oral sex as closely as the skin safe rubber managed. I also found that the toy needed a lot more lubrication, not only due to its firmness, but also because additional lubrication would run off the silicone and glossy plastic surfaces much easier. The main thing which ruined my enjoyment of the new Sqweel was how the toy stalls when too much pressure is applied against the tongues. I found that this happened less often when the skin safe rubber wheel from the original Sqweel was used with the Sqweel 2 casing– probably due to the flexibility of the material. The majority of the time, in order to get the toy rotating once again, I would have to manually give it a push-start. The ease of cleaning the Sqweel 2 is the best improvement for the product; the glossy plastic is easily wiped clean and there are fewer gaps for dirt to reside in. The wheel is made from silicone and can even be sterilised between uses. So do I feel that the Sqweel 2 has evolved into the world’s leading oral sex simulator? Sadly, even with the vast improvements in weight, function, the use of a silicone wheel, ease of cleaning, and sleeker appearance, the Sqweel just doesn’t excite me in the ways I want it to. I think I’d be able to put up with the firmness of the silicone wheel if the toy didn’t stall as easily as it does. Fortunately it is compatible with all the previous softer wheels made from skin safe rubber, although it does still stall occasionally while using these. I guess it might be ok if you don’t have a problem holding back and applying lighter pressure or gyrating your body less when masturbating, but I tend to find these are my natural instincts while masturbating.

  413. Blondii★★★★☆
    July 2, 2012

    The tongue lapping of your life!

    I haven't tried the original Sqweel but visually this is so much more luxurious and I love the glossy ABS case to the black rubber textures of the original. Its the best selling oral sex toy in the world, so I was ecstatic to have the opportunity to try this. I was apprehensive too at using this toy as I have spent over 30 years using vibrators and dildos; nothing remotely like this. Description The Sqweel 2 is nothing like you have ever tried before (unless you have Sqweel 1) its not a vibe or dildo it doesn't vibrate, thrust, tingle or pulse and it wont numb you with buzzy vibes. The whole toy is portable and mine was the white glossy ABS which I loved as the newly designed toy looks similar to our iphone stylised products, modern and chic and I love it. It is ergonomic shaped and substantial in weight; your hands close around the Sqweel 2 naturally and comfortably. I love the new pink translucent lid giving a teaser of what's inside.The wheel known as a Sqweeler has an incredible 10 flexible tongues made of extremely soft flexible pink silicone. Buttons On the front of the Sqweel you have 2 buttons, a play button that we are all familiar with on many electrical products nowadays; press to start and it allows you to scroll through 3 increasing speeds. The second button is to scroll through the 3 directions of the lapping tongues...downwards, upwards and flicker. The Flicker is the newest addition to the Sqweel 2 and the most fun as it rocks backwards and forwards by allowing the wheel to turn almost 3/4 way round and then it reverses back approximately every second on your chosen speed. So you have 3 speeds with each of the 3 modes giving you 9 combinations. (A huge improvement from the 3 speeds of Sqweel 1.) You can then press and hold the Play button to turn off , no scrolling through to find off button if you are disturbed. Visually they look gorgeous as it has a beautiful blue LED that shines brightly from both buttons a lovely luxury touch. Im a sucker for LED's on toys. Use Im not a girl who often enjoys oral sex and I was a little apprehensive as I had no idea what to expect and seeing 10 tongues spinning quite fast even on the slowest setting coming towards my clit was a little un-nerving for me. My first time my OH took control of the Sqweel 2 for me and he added lots of lube to the back of his hand; put the tongues on slow speed and let them lap it up, I love this way to add lube as it covers all the tongues. At first for me it was an Oooo and arhhhhh " strange jumpy" feeling every-time a tongue hit my clit till I relaxed and I got used to such unique sensations. The first time the tongues were on slow for too long and I started to get a little sore and was wondering if it was going to work for me at all after 30 years of using vibrations. So I asked my OH to crank it up to full speed, it was kill or cure and wow what a difference it felt 100% better, but after 5 minutes I still hadn't orgasmed I would normally have cum by now or have dived for my rabbit; but I persevered and told my OH I was ready to go for the dreaded "Flicker" which I was a little worried about...he flicked the switch and those tongues went up and down at full speed; Oh jeeze I was there in seconds....hell yes. Again I didn't like it on slow or medium but fast gave me more sensation and less drag. This toy is all in the angling and is brilliantly designed so the case allows the tongues to get close enough to your clit without the case touching you. I preferred the Sqweel 2 being moved up and down my pussy, or above my clit and down; the sensations felt amazing. You can also enjoy a little side to side movement too. Then just before orgasm hold those tongues directly on the clit....wow! But if you get too carried away and press too hard the tongues will stop turning a safety thing. Ideally you need to hold it away from you to allow the tongues to lap and spin freely against you. This toy for me is definitely a slow building orgasm but wow its intense, but it definitely doesn't work as a quickie for me at all; it does take me some time to reach orgasm with the Sqweel 2 but I do get the most intense orgasms. You cant thrust like a vibrator or dildo but small in and out movements of the tongues feels amazing. Lube I have to stress the tongues are fairly grippy silicone and I needed lots of lube to stop it feeling draggy and had to keep adding it to the tongues every few minutes to keep the tongues lapping and slippy. Funny TIP; don't drip the lube on the wheel while its spinning or you will be sprayed with lube, centrifugal force sends the lube flying outwards in all directions but made us giggle. (Okay just do this just once for a laugh). I found just dribbling it above my clit was best so it naturally dribbled downwards. Extra Sqweeler tongues What I love about this amazing toy is that you can also buy extra tongue wheels which are all compatible with the new Sqweel 2; so if you have these already you can use all the tongues to give a completely different oral sensations. I bought the Lovehoney Sqweeler pearl tongue Sqweel wheel, once I found I was getting this to review; I couldn't resist. This gives a completely different sensation to the tongues it comes with, incredible; I actually prefer the more solid nubs on this than the flappy tongues but in a completely different way. I now have 2 toys in one and will be collecting the other 2 wheels. Nipples Ohh I have also found my ultimate nipple toy.... jeeze its incredible especially the flicker mode, Im in heaven. It feels like someone is gently slapping my nipple which I adore perfect for my BDSM play. Its worth the money for this alone. For the guys Yes the Sqweel 2 maybe ok for some guys,by running it slowly up and down his penis and under the frenulum...very gently though. It can go alot longer than we can girls....phew no more tongue ache. The braver guys may also enjoy it on and around the testicals too. But my OH didn't find he enjoyed the tongues on any part of him as they were too grippy for him even with lots of lube but other guys may enjoy playing. TIP: I feel that those of you that have alot of hair (more the guys here) you have to be aware of the wheels catching the hair up; so just lube up so you are nice and slick... ouchy...! Noise The Sqweel is quieter than the original but it still has a whirring noise that I feel could be heard through a door or a wall, but hey its worth it believe me. Cleaning and Maintenance The Sqweel 2 looks quite complicated to clean but its so easy I can assure you. The Sqweel 2 has a slider button on the front of the case showing a locked padlock to secure the wheel in place, if you slide it over it shows an unlocked padlock this allows you to slide off the front panel to reveal the wheel and spindle, simply lift off the wheel and then run it under hot soapy water and spray with sextoy cleaner like any other of your silicone toys. Then wipe the smooth inner case with a damp cloth or wet wipe and then dry the wheel and case thoroughly; before putting the Sqweel 2 back together. Its in its own case so no need to buy a box or bag its all in one, I love this idea. Conclusion The modern chic looking Sqweel 2 is excellent quality and innovative design is gorgeous, I cant believe they have managed to make this even better looking than the first but they have; these tongues have a seriously lifelike feel. I really wanted to love the Sqweel 2 after lusting for it for so long; but for me its takes a long time for me to orgasm, Im normally a "30 seconder". It took me a few times to really enjoy it as the sensations are so different to the toys I have been using over 30 years. I had to re-train myself to just enjoy the "best tongue lashing of my life". I adore the new Flicker setting its my favourite on my clit and nipples and it does give me intense orgasm eventually. So for that I cant complain at all so my love is growing for this. Girls you have oral sex on demand, it wont complain the footie is on the telly or it has to go down the pub with the lads; you have your 10 tongues ready and willing at the touch of a button; your own oral sex slave. I feel if your a woman who struggles to orgasm through oral sex you so need try this product as it feels completely different from any toy available; pop your oral cherry with this. If you are a girl who orgasms well from oral its a no brainer its better than the real thing. You choose your speed and mode, use it by yourself or with a friend. Build up slow or go for the kill! It's a fantastic and welcomed addition to any toybox.

  414. Despina R.★★★★★
    July 2, 2012

    The Best Selling Oral Sex Toy - Improved!

    The Sqweel took the sex toy world by storm, it quickly became the best selling of it's kind. Although it was best selling it did have some negatives - lubricant drying out, cold sensations and not enough variation. Lovehoney has listened to the positives and negatives and has designed the Sqweel 2. The Sqweel had a very basic appearance which was simply to do it's job and unlike the Sqweel 2 there was only one colour choice, black. The Sqweel feels more like a 2012 model, the design is sleeker and more modern. It also feels more quality than the original, The Sqweel offered 3 speeds, slow, medium and fast. The Sqweel 2 three overs 3 speeds and 2 functions. Backwards rotation and backwards/fowards motion. The Sqweel 2 has two buttons which glow when on. The larger buttons controls the speeds and the smaller button controls the functions. They can be fiddly to press, especially when you have lubricated fingers. When in use I found that I was most comfortable holding the furtherest point and didn't press the buttons by accident during use. They are easily pressed though so this could be a problem depending on how you hold it. The speeds offered by the Sqweel 2 are faster than the original Sqweel as lots of people commented how they wished it went faster. Personally I prefer the faster speeds but some people may not. The slowest speed on the Sqweel 2 is much faster than the slowest speed on the Sqweel. It is around the medium to fast speeds. I found it awkward to lubricate the tongues. You either have to take it apart and get lubricant everywhere or what I tend to do it put the Sqweel 2, hold the lubricant above the tongues and squirt a couple of times. As the tongues are in motion it seems to lubricant them evenly and more easily. However, often there is too much lubricant and it drips out during use. The Sqweel and Sqweel 2 are designed as oral sex stimulator. I am lucky enough to have a partner which does it too but sometimes when I am home alone then the Sqweel 2 comes out. It does feel sort of like oral sex in I am presuming much the same way the masturbators sort of feel like sex but not quite the same. Of course you don't get a person on the end of the tongue but if you don't have a person available then the Sqweel 2 is a nice and effective alternative. The Sqweel 2 also seems to have firmer tongues which I prefer, it feels more similar to the real thing, the Sqweel seem to just lack the firmness to really stimulate. This may be different for some who prefer a lighter touch. The Sqweel has a range of accessories of different tongue inserts for different sensations. The Sqweel 2 is also compatible to all of these inserts too. So you can upgrade your model and still experience different sensations. The Sqweel 2 is just as easy to clean as the original and also features a handy and obvious lock/unlock feature which allows you to remove the top cover and access to the tongues. To clean I washed the tongues and top cover in warm water with mild soap and left to dry. To wash the main part with the motor I wiped out the inside with a wipe and use a squirt of toy cleaner. After patting the tongues and cover completely dry after their airing I then put the tongues back and slotted the cover back in place and then locked it. I then attached the clear cover over the opening. It really is very easy to clean and I really like that you can clean it thoroughly, often toys like this cannot be cleaned completely and harbour bacteria and other nasties. Overall, whilst I enjoyed the original Sqweel I felt it was a bit lacking but with the new improvements to the functions of the Sqweel 2 this is no longer a problem. I haven't gone back to the Sqweel and I doubt I will now I have the Sqweel 2. Thank-you Lovehoney for listening to the customers and redesigning your product so well.

  415. Dotdashdot★★★★☆
    July 1, 2012

    I Squeal, You Squeal... We All SQWEEL!

    It’s not every day that a girl gets the opportunity to test and review the wonderfully unique, brand new and exclusive Sqweel 2! I am very very lucky indeed! I don’t own the original Sqweel so this review isn’t going to be able to draw a comparison between the two. However, from reading the reviews for the Sqweel I noticed that, though many women absolutely loved it, many found that it was a bit too noisy, difficult to clean and needed more settings. I toyed with the idea of getting a Sqweel for a while but, having not always entirely enjoyed oral sex, I didn’t know whether it would be a worthwhile purchase. I have a really sensitive clitoris (sometimes oversensitive) and often need both clitoral and g-spot stimulation in order to orgasm. I’ve only been able to achieve orgasm through oral with one guy who was particularly amazing at it! It takes a while and often I find that my mind starts wandering or I just get impatient and frustrated. After answering the door to the postman with a massive smile on my face (think I creeped him out little) I squirreled away to my bedroom with my parcel, locked the door and shut the curtains, already very excited. The packaging is smart and sophisticated and I really like the appearance of the toy. I have the white one which looks really great with the pink tongues. It’s lightweight and feels comfortable to hold and the tongues are really soft and flexible. I familiarised myself with the controls, warmed myself up a little, slapped on loads of lubricant and got going. I wasn’t entirely sure what to expect with the sensation as it’s unlike any other toy and it did take me a little while to get used to it... but it really is wonderful! Obviously, it doesn’t feel exactly like oral sex but it’s pretty damn close. I started off on the lowest setting and loved the feeling of it lapping against the entrance to my vagina before moving it upwards to my clitoris. The sqweel 2 has a new “reverse” setting which is divine! The tongues lapping over your clitoris feel teasingly gentle but if you want to step it up a notch then reverse is amazing, providing more of a “flicking” sensation which made my knees tremble uncontrollably with every lick. I played around, building up to the highest setting and then switching over to reverse on the lowest setting. It felt phenomenal, but I wasn’t close to orgasm just yet. The lubricant seemed to wear off quite quickly so I applied a little more (word of advice don’t put lube on the sqweel whilst it’s on... it goes everywhere!) Unfortunately as things got more slippery it became more difficult to hold and control, but after a while I found a pattern that suited me and I let my imagination run wild... the sqweel brought me to an earth shattering, screaming, utterly blissful orgasm that seemed to go on for days. I put it onto the low setting and let it lap around my labia as my clitoris tingled with pleasure. After that orgasm, I looked upon this wondrous invention with pure love. I lay there for a while then took it to the bathroom to clean as it was very slippery! It’s really easy to clean, no complaints there! Pretty soon I was ready to go again and I took my new lover back to bed with me where he served up another phenomenal, explosive orgasm... no complaints, no tongue cramp and no wish for anything in return. Ahhh perfection! As with anything, there are cons... It is very noisy, I would be reluctant to use it with anyone else in the house as it was still audible over music and underneath a duvet! The new “flicker” setting didn’t do much for me and if you press it too hard against your clitoris in the throes of passion the motor stops spinning which can be really frustrating! It needs regular lubrication otherwise it starts to feel a bit dry and uncomfortable, though it’s hard to control when it’s slippery! After a few goes my coordination skills of holding it and pressing the buttons one handed have improved but I still haven’t mastered the technique! I also think it may be a tad overpriced. The wonderful thing about this toy is that it’s unlike any other! It doesn’t vibrate, it doesn’t squirm and it’s not for penetration. It’s completely in its own league! I’m a fussy customer... though my bedside cabinet is close to overflowing with sex toys, the only toys that I’ve really found to be effective are rabbit vibrators. However, my faithful rabbit may start to feel a little left out now that I’ve discovered this. Worried about your guy feeling intimidated? This actually helped me to feel more comfortable with the sensation of oral sex and when my boyfriend did it at the weekend I actually enjoyed it more than I normally would! Being able to experiment within my own time frame and not having to worry about a man being down there for ages with tongue cramp made me feel less self conscious and I was able to relax and enjoy the sensation. It’s a bit too early in my relationship to start introducing sex toys in the bedroom, but I think this could be a great toy for couples! My parting words... thank you so much lovehoney for this wonderful invention! Ladies, buy one now. If money is an issue, you can save money by living off supermarket value 8 pence noodles for a few weeks and have explosive orgasms in return!

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