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Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic Silicone Dildo 8 Inch

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My oh my, this is one impressive big black dildo. Standing magnificently erect on top of its swollen balls, its firm, erect shaft is throbbing with veins that lead all the way up to a proud, bulbous head. With a suction cup base for play options aplenty. Not one to be shy, this large realistic dildo is chomping at the bit to showcase its versatile talents.

Stick its suction cup to the flat surface of your choice and free your hands up for some dual titillation, team it with a harness for strap on play or keep its whole 8 inches of rock hard talent to yourself. Slather the magnificent beast of a dildo with water-based sex lube for a whole lotta slippery fun.

To use this dildo with a harness, you’ll need an O-ring with a 1. 5 inch diameter.

Color

black

Material

Silicone

Features

Harness Compatible | Has Balls | Suction Cup

Insertable Length

6.5 inches

Circumference

5.5 inches

Length

8.5 inches

Waterproof

Submersible

Customer Reviews (130)

  1. Verified-Customer★☆☆☆☆
    March 18, 2026

    Smells

    Has an unpleasant chemical smell that doesn't go away after thorough cleaning.

  2. Midwest P.★★★★★
    December 13, 2025

    Approachable, but advanced

    I've had this dildo over five years now! This was one of my first "bigger" dildos and in hindsight I'd say it's a bit intense for beginners.
    The pronounced head can feel quite intense, and I still find this to be true. Switching the angle of initial penetration can definitely help with this. I love the slight curve and texture of the shaft, which is noticeable but not too intense even during a longer session. Realistic toys aren't really my thing, but I do like the feeling of the balls against my body when this toy is fully inserted. They provide a nice outer pressure that can often help me orgasm.
    This is a pretty firm toy, and that can definitely feel more intense for beginners. These days I like a smaller softer toy to warm up to using this one. This toy also feels nice after using something much bigger.

  3. Honeybadger★★☆☆☆
    October 2, 2025

    Let down

    We bought this as it had similar dementions as the Happy Rabbit Realistic Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator, of course without the vibes. . . very disappointing and female partner found it very uncomfortable. Was a waste!

  4. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    June 30, 2025

    Certainly realistic.

    A very realistic and good quality item. The bulbous head and heavily veined shaft only add to the pleasure of using this bad boy!!

  5. td86★★☆☆☆
    June 21, 2025

    Too firm

    Great sized and solid toy, unfortunately a little too hard and inflexible to comfortably enjoy anally. Even with a generous amount of lube, not a smooth ride.

  6. Verified-Customer★★☆☆☆
    June 17, 2025

    Way too thick for my liking

  7. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    May 28, 2025

    BIG & little

    We bought the 6" model and the 8" model. The difference in size between the two is significant. After holding them in my hands, I was surprised at the difference, so I measured them and they are exactly what is stated in the product description in both length and thickness. For me, the 6" is on the small side with only 5" being insertable and it is in my opinion, less than "average" thickness. The 8" is BIG for me. The insertable shaft being 7" is more than adequate and not an issue because you don't have to use it all, but WOW is it thick! I really need to be worked up to take it comfortably. A size of half way between these two would be perfect for me. With all that said, the quality and flexibility are great. They are soft enough while still being rigid enough to not be floppy. Very realistic.

  8. LRLRL★★★★★
    March 3, 2025

    Great Dildo

    This is a great silicone dildo to have in the toybox. Wifey's not much of a size-queen but I sure love mixing it up and seeing what she's capable of and what she enjoys most. After spending quite a bit of time working upwards from our "Old Faithful" (6 inch realistic with balls, 5" insertable - a decent stand-in for yours truly) she requested something that would just be "the next step up" from Old Faithful, but with balls - turns out everything else in the toybox is just a shaft. Beautiful, girthy shafts, but that's it.
    So I was excited to snag this one: it's an inch longer and just a bit girthier. It's a lovely firmness, with a little flex and a little squish but firm enough to ride and thrust in and out without bending. We mostly use dildos to go along with oral or anal (DP) and the balls and suction cup give something good for me to hold onto and help thrust it. It's the size she really wanted that I can move it freely and I'm not causing any discomfort in "bottoming out. "
    The head is very pronounced and broader than the shaft, so if you like that "pop" of the head when it's in and out this a great toy for that. The veins are quite pronounced visually, but the texture is such that it's not a problem in use, though they have not been clocked as adding anything to her experience either.
    It's a really high quality dildo and we love having it in our toybox. Wifey still prefers Old Faithful as a matter of course, but there are no complaints or eye rolling when I get this one out at all.

  9. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    February 18, 2025

    Life like dildo

    Wow, looks amazingly!! Certainly thick enough & has enough raised vanes to make things more interesting than you would think!’

  10. Vibe_Voyager★★★★☆
    January 16, 2025

    A Staple in Our Bedroom

    We’ve grown very familiar with this toy over the past couple of years, and it continues to be a favorite in our collection. Here's why:
    Material
    The soft silicone material is standard for dildos in this price range, but it’s still much appreciated. It provides a smooth, waterproof texture that’s gentle on the skin and incredibly easy to clean. What truly stands out is the perfect balance of firmness and flexibility. This allows for both comfort and adaptability, even during use in more creative positions or angles.
    Design
    The substantial 6. 5-inch insertable length and 5-inch circumference hit a sweet spot for us, making it our go-to over other toys of varying sizes. That said, it’s definitely not for beginners.
    The pronounced, bulbous head delivers an incredibly lifelike sensation, and the textured veins add to the overall pleasure. However, these veins can make cleaning a bit more tedious, requiring extra care to ensure no residue is left behind.
    For strap-on play, this toy is a beast. The flared base makes it harness-compatible with standard 1. 5-inch O-rings, and we’ve tested this feature with excellent results. When the suction cup isn’t in use, the sculpted balls provide a surprisingly effective grip for manual control.
    Lubes/Cleaning
    Water-based lubes, like Sliquid Sassy, work beautifully with this toy. As with all silicone toys, we recommend steering clear of silicone-based lubricants to avoid potential damage to the material.
    Cleaning is straightforward with warm water and mild soap, but as mentioned earlier, the textured veins require a little extra attention. Be sure to dry it thoroughly after cleaning, especially in these detailed areas.
    Conclusion
    For us, this dildo has earned its place in regular rotation. Its lifelike design, high-quality silicone, and user-friendly features make it an excellent choice for both solo and partnered play.
    That said, its size might be a bit much for beginners or those who prefer smaller toys. If you’re comfortable with its dimensions, though, it’s an easy recommendation for your collection.

  11. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    May 28, 2024

    It's big !

    Having several anal toys I wanted something that I felt would "fill me up". The 8inch certainly does that. When I opened the post I was impressed. It takes some getting used to; I go to it after working my way up to it with other toys (and a lot of lube). I was probably a bit ambitious ordering one this big - the girth is fine at a stretch, but the full 8" is just a bit too penetrative for me. This is only really a problem if I use it stuck to a chair and bear down on it fully. For me, adhering it to a thick flat table leg works best as I can kneel either side and thrust onto the dildo as deeply as I like.
    I find that it tends to come unstuck quite easily, so using it manually works best for me.
    I would advise buying a smaller version initially and work up to this size. But it's very well made, I love the texture and it looks great. It does tend to give me a better erection than other anal toys.

  12. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    May 25, 2024

    So much pleasure

    The size was just perfect, hit all the right spots wife can’t wait to use it again.

  13. Black★☆☆☆☆
    March 29, 2024

    Very hard

    Uncomfortably hard

  14. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    March 6, 2024

    This will wear you out.

    Looks and feels realistic. I rarely tap out but if a partner was using this on me, I might have to. Maybe a bit wide around the girth for me. I'm a very small lady but a nympho. This should wear a normal lady out quickly.

  15. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    February 4, 2024

    All good

    Exactly as advertised.

  16. yum★★★★★
    February 3, 2024

    One of the best I own, the price is a steal

    I own 5 other quality dildos 2-4x the price and this happens to be one of my favourites mounted on a hismith. The head is incredible and I love the stiffness and angle of it. For £35 it's a steal!
    I'd consider it something on an intermediate level - the hardness and length might be a little much without experience/sufficient warm up.

  17. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    January 29, 2024

    Lover Luxe 8” silicon dildo

    Very realistic. My partner likes the extra bit of length and in particular riding it while it’s stuck to the glass wardrobe door. Very flexible to accommodate different positions.

  18. Makeesha h.★★★★★
    January 12, 2024

    Fantastic!

    We have owned this bad boy for a while now. And it gets used on a regular basis. By both Mistress and myself. She loves the contrast of it as it disappears up my porcelain sissy butt when mounted in a strapon harness. Or stuck on a chair, and watching each other ride off into oblivion. The size and shape of the head, most definitely hits either the G spot and the P spot. Guaranteed to cause a puddle.

  19. Billythekid13★★★★☆
    December 21, 2023

    Bold, and Brash

    This toy is very realistic, and I appreciate the detail that went into the mold. The silicone seems to be of very high quality, if a little dense. If you prefer harder toys over softer ones, this one is great for that quality! The girth is a bit bigger than what is listed here. It states the toy is 5", but I measured, and the circumference in the mid shaft is around 5.5" or slightly above that. 7" is accurate for the insertable length, though. The balls are big and bulbous, which is a plus, but it can make it a little hard to use as a strap-on since they can make the angle a little awkward. Just something to keep in mind. Suction cup works well, and makes this toy pretty versatile. Overall, I think this toy is a great for those looking for something a bit bigger, is a good value for the money, and I would give it 5 stars if the description for the girth was accurate, and was just a little easier to use in strap-on situations.

  20. Justamiddle★★★★★
    December 9, 2023

    If you're looking for something bigger this is it

    I was a little apprehensive when I first took it out the box because it was WAYYY bigger than my 6in.The first time I used this toy I used my 6in first just so it'll slide in better. Once I was ready for this one I lubed it up stuck it on a chair and rode it, it went in pretty easily I couldn't believe it. It didn't really feel great the first time but since I knew from then that it fit I just knew there would be no problems in the future. And there wasn't my 2nd time was phenomenal. Ps sucking it is great foreplay the girth in my mouth never fails to make me wet

  21. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    November 29, 2023

    Very good indeed!

    Extremely lifelike & 'does the trick'! A really good buy!

  22. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    November 29, 2023

    It’s A-Mazing!!

  23. ion★★★★☆
    November 28, 2023

    A sight to behold

    I ordered this dildo for my partner as a surprise (we're open for surprises like these) and it was both a failure and a success.
    The successful part is it's everything I thought it would be. I ordered this in hot pink (it seems this color isn't available anymore which is a pity) and it's quite a sight to behold. It's large and heavy, veinous and bulbous and makes quite an impact when you handle it. Even a bit intimidating. It's firm but seems soft enough for comfortable insertion.
    Quality is great. Silicone is smooth and there are no blemishes in finish, there are no messy seams or shoddy design. Base is large and suction cup is really strong. You could transport sheets of glass with a few of these. It certainly sticks well and stays put on any smooth surface.
    The part with the failure was on us. It turns out it's too large for my partner even with lots of lube. Keep in mind, if you're not a size queen, this might be too girthy. Nevertheless, it's a quality product and if you're looking for a large dildo, we recommend it.

  24. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    November 25, 2023

    Yep

    Decent

  25. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    August 31, 2023

    Simply Perfect!!

    Love the angle. Very life like. Bigger girth then my previous toys without exageration, which is exactly what i wanted.

  26. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    August 2, 2023

    Great feeling dildo

    The feel as the dildo entered was fantastic. A real feel of pleasure.

  27. Verified-Customer★★☆☆☆
    July 31, 2023

    too firm

    this product is far too firm. disappointing.

  28. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    July 8, 2023

    Wow...just..Wow.

    Not only is this dildo really good looking, but it is wide and thick in just the right spots. The nice bulbous head, the thick shaft right down to the balls. My wife absolutely LOVES this toy. She was actually really depressed when we lost the first one after moving. As soon as I replaced it, she was all smiles again. She loves the sensation of the head popping in and out of her, especially when she has her large butt plug in for a little DP practice. Her cream shows quite nicely against the black smooth silicone, and that's a huge turn-on for me when I help her play. We plan on using the suction cup feature soon to try a little air-tight play. But she raves about the sensation of this dildo sliding in with all the ridges and veins. It's firm enough to feel as close to real as it can get. Don't pass up this one. The 8 inch version is the only way to go.She tried a similar dildo in the 10 inch version, and although she loved the feeling it gave her, she still reaches for this one whenever she wants a nice squirting O.

  29. Lovehoney_Little-Freak★★★★★
    June 23, 2023

    Big boi!

    I wanted to upsize a realistic suction cup without going too big and this has a great mix of more length and girth, teasing some deeper sensations.
    Wonderfully soft to touch and super flexible to manoeuvre makes it perfect for a variety of positions, whether it's used alone or in a harness.
    Definitely use lots of lube with this one!

  30. Verified-Customer★★★☆☆
    May 5, 2023

    Ahas a really good head

  31. Claire★★★★☆
    April 20, 2023

    Ouchh 😅

    First of all, this is an excellent product but it doesn’t suite my (apparently) small vagina 😂 The suction cup is legit on this bad boy! I used lots of lube and started slowly but it was too hard (no like an erect penis) and had very little give. It’s thick at the top, this isn’t bad. If you have a narrow/ short vaginal canal this might not be right for you. I hope this helps !

  32. Verified-Customer★★★☆☆
    February 26, 2023

    It's a great toy it looks and feel good but it was bigger that expected.

  33. theshygirl★★★★☆
    January 30, 2023

    As fun as you would expect.

    This toy is very easy use, and lots of fun! The details make for more pleasure, leaving you pleasantly surprised. Be sure to use plenty of lubricant as it can feel a little 'stiff' shall we say upon the first use but the satisfaction over rules that! Great purchase for self love, or with a partner.

  34. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    January 28, 2023

    Quite enjoyable.

  35. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    January 21, 2023

    Great addition to the bedroom

    Dildo arrived as decribed. Realistic looking. We were unsure of size when arrived - seemed bigger than we expected - but Hubby and I have been enjoying the addition to our sexy time. Seemed stiff/hard enough, unlike some of the other reviews saying otherwise. Loving the suction cup and being able to change up positions!

  36. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    December 27, 2022

    Good size

  37. HelmetWasher★★★★★
    December 25, 2022

    Love it!

    Every time I open my sex toy draw and see this realistic black dildo it makes my dick start to grow. This dildo feels so good in my ass, It's my go to toy now. I love how it stretches me, as I make love to it the raised veins feel so pleasurable and hot 🔥 If you're addicted to BBC like myself than this is the dildo for you♠️

  38. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    October 21, 2022

    Flushed emoji

    Had a 9" long 3-4" circumference dildo before this, similar design, but too narrow, so I didn't really get super excited using it, so I bought this.
    Slightly underestimated the girth, so a little intimidating, but I tried it and the girth and design were so good that it made me cum hands free before I realised. Tried a second time, knowing what to expect, used different positions and leaked precum everywhere. Haven't had to touch my dick to cum since I bought it

  39. Coffee★★★★☆
    October 6, 2022

    Not for the faint heated...

    I ended up getting the bright pink one of these, the colour is great, it looks fantastic. It has some great and raised detail which can really be felt.
    Suction cup on it is excellent on a nice flat surface, its really sturdy.
    The challenge comes from its size and it is a lot stiffer material than I was expecting.

  40. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    September 13, 2022

    Solid fun

    Good toy overall. On the one hand it’s realistically large, well moulded and the silicone is good quality. On the other hand, the silicone is pretty firm; there is very little give. My wife described it as a blunt instrument. That said, we thoroughly enjoyed using it.

  41. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    September 2, 2022

    Real feeling

    Plenty of lube and this beast slid right up my bum. All the way and it felt good. Would highly recommended.

  42. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    June 27, 2022

    Too Hard

    This cock is awesome and fills me up. It is just a bit to hard.

  43. KinkkCouple★★★★☆
    March 7, 2022

    Lifelike and Fun!

    They aren't joking when they say lifelike! It definitely requires lubrication and reapplication during play due to its silicone material. This dildo is easy to slide in and hits the right spots. Both myself and my wife like to use doggystyle with the strong suction cup stuck to the wall. Have never had an issue with the suction cup unless I stick it to a material that doesn't mate well with the silicone suction. Overall fun toy to use and stretch with!

  44. James★★★★★
    March 2, 2022

    Wife first BBC !!!!

    My wife was a bit surprised at first, that I bought her a black one , once she was relaxed I blindfold her . She said to me take it easy never been fucked by a black one before which excited both of us . Now she begs for him .

  45. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    January 17, 2022

    Perfect Shape

  46. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    December 23, 2021

    Lifelike lover luxe

    Material is good quality and
    Flexible but the head is to stiff and the rim is to pronounced so removal can be uncomfortable after orgasm.

  47. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    December 21, 2021

    Lifelike Lover Luxe Realistic 8" silicone Dildo

    Great shape and size although my wife found the dildo to be a little too hard.

  48. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    November 21, 2021

    Good product

    Great and looks real. Good size, however would be better if made with a softer material. Feels very hard no real feel softness to it.

  49. LTBFun★☆☆☆☆
    June 12, 2021

    Very Rigid, not a pleasant feeling

    This dildo looks amazing, I love the design, but my goodness is it hard. I now tend to only use Vixen dildos because of the amazing natural feel, but before I was willing to spend that kind of money I had to try some cheaper ones out. To be honest I wish I'd just gone for the best straight away, I could have saved a load of money. It's just my opinion but there is always a flaw with the cheaper ones, with this one it is just too hard.
    Bare in mind I am a man and use it accordingly, it may well feel different to women, but for me it was a very uncomfortable experience. Due to it's rigidity it is easy enough to use. With toys this size it's always best to warn up first with a thinner more tapered toy, once I moved on to this one it inserted easy enough but the head made it a little painful to remove. This is a problem as effective play in this area needs plenty of movement in and out to disperse the lubrication evenly throughout. Every thrust in and out was very uncomfortable, making it hard to get going, but even when everything was flowing smoothly it just doesn't feel nice, that ridge feels like it's dragging on everything. After a few minutes I gave up and moved on to a softer toy.
    The length and girth are great, no complaints there. The suction cup works well and the balls give something good to hold on to. The design is beautiful and if it was softer it would be a great addition to my collection. Unfortunately however the rigidity of the silicone makes this the worst toy I have ever used. If you want this shape buy softer, if you want this rigidity the buy a smoother shaped toy.
    I will never buy a cheap toy of this variety again. Well worth an upgrade in my opinion, if you can afford it, you won't regret it.

  50. littlegay★★★★☆
    May 10, 2021

    My mouth dropped when I opened the box. I was so excited to try this out, I was practically salivating.
    The dildo does indeed look very realistic, and it is a great size ;)
    It is quite firm, however, and there's not too much flexibility so make sure you're at the right angle if you're using it on your own with the sucker! It's also quite cold once it's lubed up and takes a while to warm up, but you'll be hot enough with this is no time at all...!

  51. Verified-Customer★★★★☆
    April 29, 2021

    Real as it can get

    Love it realistic look but a little too stiff not bendable

  52. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    April 18, 2021

    Loved every minute using this!

  53. V.★★★☆☆
    April 13, 2021

    Looks good, feels okay

    The head is HARD. This isn't a good "warming up" toy, it's a "use to finish after lots of warming up toy". It's alright if I need it, but I wouldn't buy it again.

  54. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    March 19, 2021

    Definitely Needed

    Never used a toy before but really had the urge to get cuz of this pandemic. Felt so same damn good to scratch that itch.

  55. Likethewayitfeels★★★★★
    March 3, 2021

    Larger than life

    First off I’m a guy so I was looking to be filled more than my other toys could do. And this definitely did the job. It fit well in our strap on setup as well. The dildo really hit the spot and I caught my wife using one day too lol. She enjoyed at as much as I did.

  56. Mac125★★★★☆
    February 11, 2021

    Great new toy

    Bought this for the wife, she's not really into penetration toys. Well so she claimed. totally loves this one. The wife love it and I love to watch her with it. Great diameter. Not too thick. We're working on the length.

  57. Newtotheworldofsextoys★★★★★
    January 31, 2021

    Brilliant

    Our First dildo and the other half loves it she couldn’t to believe how real it feels and how much it turned her on

  58. Chubby B.★☆☆☆☆
    January 26, 2021

    This Actually Hurt Me

    Before you ask: No I am not an anal beginner and I know all the tips and tricks of dildo use. This toy from the pictures and price seemed perfect. Not too pronounced veins, soft looking, body safe material. When I got it it was barely soft and sort of flexible. It replicated bendable metal or something like that. I used it for the first time and by the end the inside of my ass was in pain. I wasn't even going hard at all it's just way too textured and hard for it to be enjoyable it reminds me of really cheaply made dildos. Actually the cheap made dildos felt better than this. Definitely don't recommend for anal.

  59. Naughty N.★★★☆☆
    January 6, 2021

    Not as expected

    The size and girth appeared perfect for our next toy. The angle of it also looked great to hit the right spot. When using this dildo it was really hard, not flexible and not as pleasurable as some of the others we have used. It wasn't for us. The colour and quality of the dildo is good but far too ridged.The head was the best part, it is a really nice size and to start with the head and small amount of the shaft was pleasurable but even with lots and lots of lube, its just too hard and not as pleasurable. We have a bigger LH king dildo, much thicker and longer due to the material, is much more pleasurable and makes the other half reach climax very quickly. This dildo just wasn't as good as expected.

  60. Big O.★★★★★
    December 27, 2020

    Size

    Bought this as I thought it was a size up from my current dildo, boy was I wrong! It was about 2-3 sizes larger instead of one. It’s made very well and the detailed head and veins make this a very pleasurable experience. Although I would like for the material to have a bit more “give” as it is very ridged and firm. We used this for anal play, overall if the material would give a little bit, it would be perfect.

  61. Quays1★★★★★
    December 24, 2020

    You need to try this

    Well. We were certainly surprised at the reality of the product and how realistic it was. Our first time to use anything like this,but not our last. A solid deep, but smooth penetrative effect which definitely hit the spot and made me orgasam like ne before. Great fun to have with your other half or, may I say by yourself as I have on a few occasions.

  62. The M.★★★☆☆
    December 23, 2020

    Not for beginners

    This is my second dildo I've purchase, I was excited to try it out but when I opened it and gave it a feel it was very tough. It doesn't have much give when squeezing it so it made it very sensitive when riding it.For those who want a toy that isn't floppy or too soft like most dildos then I strongly suggest this, I found it way too rigid and hard but if you want to feel every bump and curve of a rock hard 'sausage' then this is for you.For those who are more new to trying out dildos, don't get this one. It doesn't give enough give needed to practice with unless you're experienced.

  63. Big O.★★★★☆
    December 13, 2020

    Realistic, but...

    This dildo had great reviews and was on sale, so I pulled the trigger and bought it. Upon receiving, I realized it was a bit bigger than described and definitely more rigid than I was expecting. The angle in which it sits is a bit awkward to the point that it will not stand up on its own and the suction cup isn’t very strong, so that adds to the frustration when trying to use it. However I do like the extremely pronounced head and veins as they add a good bit of enjoyment.

  64. Solopeefun★★★★★
    December 13, 2020

    Girth heaven

    So, after starting my toy collection with a vibrating butt plug, I decided I wanted deeper penetration and found this beauty. I placed the order and then kept checking the delivery tracking. Unfortunately I missed the postie so had to collect it from the sorting office. There was an older guy in the queue who said he’d had to come to pick up a mobile phone, I thought ‘I’m never going to see this guy again’ so told him I’d come to pick up an 8in dildo :-D So I picked up the package and drove home full of anticipation. I ripped open the box and was in awe of the flexible firmness of the rubber cock. I lay down on the floor and eased the head into my tight ring and pushed gently. No joy!Lots of lube, warming up and stretching my hole with my fingers later I tried again. Gentle pressure and perseverance paid of, the chunky bell end popped in. I pushed the tip in and out of my ass to open up my hole and then eased the length inside me. Lots of lube was needed and the sensation of the veins rubbing my insides was amazing. Best thing I’ve ever had up my ass. Later on I tried something different. I gave myself a natural yogurt enema, set up my phone to film the dildo and plunged down on it with a new found confidence. The sight of my ass smashing up and down on the dildo and then pulling out and thick creamy yogurt squirting out of my ass is one of the horniest things I’ve seen. I’ll be treating my ass to this heavenly combination again

  65. Jarrell Y.★★★★★
    December 10, 2020

    Amazing

    5 stars all around. It's easy to use, clean, and it stands up to the flame test.

  66. Jamie J.★★★★★
    November 27, 2020

    Big and heavy

    Fast and discreet delivery as always.. unpacked this dildo and immediately liked the feel of this. Nice firm and some decent weight the suction cup looked like it would the job (and does). My wife’s eyes sort of widened as she felt it and I could tell straight away they were to be good friend!! And they are!! At first the size was too much but after a couple of goes she’s got used too it, watching this realistic cock sliding in and out of my wife’s pussy is horny as fuck. i like the hands free side of it that the Suction cup Provides i.e. onto a chair/table or anything smooth..

  67. Verified-Customer★★★★★
    November 7, 2020

    Amazing!

    You will not be disappointed, the suction cup comes in handy and you can use it almost anywhere. Perfect size, very realistic.

  68. Jess L.★★★★★
    September 27, 2020

    Good size, nice feel

    Very nice dildo, that’s sized just right for anyone. The firm but slightly soft texture makes it even better. This also wasn’t as expensive as some of the other ones. The realistic design is also on point. I would recommend this to anyone who is a beginner and up.

  69. Anon321★★★★★
    September 12, 2020

    Product Assessment

    We'll start with the packaging first 110% discreet as all products are from Lovehoney are now for the product its self this is the one of two silicone toys i own one is a blue silicone prostate massager now there is a BIG difference between blue silicone an pink silicone i guess in your hand blue silicone feels very soft to the touch where this one does feel soft-ish but nothing on the scale of blue silicone i wanted the blue one but it wasn't in stock at the time an hasn't been for some time my OH and my self both own one of these toys and i have to say either for vaginal or anal it is a very high impact an high friction toy some may find it a little to much an some won't depends on what floats your boat i have to use a condom for pegging play as its to much for me the lenght an width is very filling which is always nice but its not a get up an go toy if you catch my drift plenty of lube is needed because of the friction it generates also the glands quim is quite firm and can catch some what if you don't warm up either with a smaller toy or fingers but all in all its quite nice but take care on what condoms you use for this toy as it is silicone an you won't want to be using silicone lubed condoms.

  70. Mr R.★★★★★
    August 17, 2020

    This is a monster

    Top quality product from love honey once again! Bought this for Mrs to enjoy and use as a third in the room! She said it was just a little to big and wouldn't try it anal! But that leaves a space for me he he Really well made, but heavy! Suction works really well and works great on a mirror he he She has now experienced dp with the help of this and it will be used again time after time as it washes well and will last forever. S & E x

  71. Danica C.★★☆☆☆
    July 10, 2020

    Too hard

    It might be great for someone else actually, but for me it was a tad too hard, and the glans would hurt coming out, lube or not. It's just a hard ridge. Length was great, realistic in every way except firmness. Love that it's suctioned. Silicone is fantastic to clean. If you're into painal this would be good for it.

  72. Al95★★★★★
    July 8, 2020

    Big black beauty

    Bought this about a year ago for some anal fun as well as oral, and has been giving so much pleasure to this day! I knew it would be great and the reviews confirmed that, it takes a bit of warming up but is so worth it! the veins, girth and balls make it a fantastic dildo

  73. Warren★★★★★
    June 23, 2020

    Oooft this is a cracker

    Tried this toy for the 1st time last night and wow!!! What can I say it def hits the right spot. Was a little worried about it being too big for me but with hardly any persuasion slipped in nicely. Great material too not too harsh. Mrs seemed to enjoy it as well and we will definitely be trying it again

  74. Melbabes66★★★★☆
    May 27, 2020

    First Timer

    The parcel arrived in discreet packaging which was great as I'd secretly ordered this dildo without my husband knowing. I wanted my own little piece of heaven! Upon opening the box I was surprised at how big it was, and weighty too! The veins give a good texture and the suction bottom is great for using in the shower (I am yet to try this!) This dildo has given me some pretty good orgasms and my husband is desperate to watch me play, since he discovered it hidden in my shoe drawer! The only thing I don't love about this dildo is the size of the head. There is a big step on the ridge which doesn't always feel great when I pull the dildo out. I'd recommend this dildo for those who prefer a slightly larger penis or are moving on from a beginner dildo.

  75. M&Z H.★★★☆☆
    May 14, 2020

    She loves it

    It’s always been a fantasy to see my partner with a black cock, and boy did she enjoy it. This was purchased as a surprise. It’s more of a fantasy for me than for her but in the mood, from the moment she saw it and felt it, she couldn’t get enough. She was in orgasm heaven. Hitting the spot over and over again. Loved it so much she recommend it to friends the next day

  76. N&Aforever★★★★★
    February 6, 2020

    Love to watch the wife

    Bought for the wife, as have always fantasized seeing her with a bbc and my this didnt disapoint. Item arrived in the discreet packaging and i think i was more excited than the wife when it arrived. Later that evening it was amazing to see her pleasuring herself in many different ways on top, from behind. and really bought the thought of a threesome home.

  77. J091★★★★★
    February 5, 2020

    Wow wow wow

    I have had a far few amount of dildos over the years but oh my goodness me! This is heaven and would definitely recommend. Very realistic feel, actually I think it feels pretty much the same. I’m usually hard to make orgasm but this has me done within minutes. The soft tip is a bonus and the veiny shaft feels incredible!

  78. Rose B.★★☆☆☆
    February 2, 2020

    Hurts

    Don't buy if you have sensitive skin. If you like a rock hard, rigid toy then go for it, but be gentle. I mean no disrespect, but I was hurt by it. My partner and I enjoy some vigour, but honestly a little flexibility is a good thing! Nothing else to say... Need to write more than 50 words

  79. Ajdj★★★★☆
    December 31, 2019

    Almost there

    Nice size feels good but a little rigid could be more life like feeling wanted the vixskin 7 inch but it is way too pricey would love to own it though. All in all a great dildo but if you have the money the Johnny vixskin 7 inch life like would be my choice.

  80. Sillygoose★★★★★
    December 31, 2019

    8 inch

    Oh where to start! I knew I was in for some Big Fun with this bad boy but I had no idea. I bought him as an upgrade from my first dildo and oh he has not disappointed. I really like how the shape is realistic but the color isn't and I love the smoothness and flexibility of the material. The suction cup at the end is a real asset; not only can you have some filthy hands-free fun, but you can entertain yourself by throwing it against a wall and laughing as it sticks and jiggles

  81. Silverfoxy K.★★★★☆
    December 28, 2019

    Good but a bit hard

    My gf and I have enjoyed using this. Definitely an enjoyable experience however would recommend lots of lube as always. The dildo is a good shape however a bit too hard in my opinion as it has a clearly defined ridge at the head of the dildo which can be uncomfortable to remove at the end of the session we've found. Overall good product though.

  82. Sweet R.★★★★★
    November 27, 2019

    Highly recommended

    This is basically my perfect dildo. It's sculpted into a natural yet very manageable shape, and although it's a fairly large size compared to the average penis, I don't have any trouble working it inside. This makes it perfect for warming up before regular intercourse. My only criticisms would be that it could be slightly softer, and that the suction cup is not strong enough to hold the heavy weight of the dildo itself for more than a few seconds. However, it feels great, and I don't think you could find a better dildo for the price. I would recommend it to anyone who is looking for a reasonably sized, enjoyable toy.

  83. Butt C.★★★★★
    July 25, 2019

    The best quality dildo I have ever had

    This dildo is amazing. I love the feel of the material. Additionally, I've never had a dildo that stood erect in this way. This makes using the suction cup insanely pleasurable while it hits my p-spot in some positions. The girth of 5 inches was PERFECT. Not too big, not too small when I don't want to take too much time getting something girthier up there. My only complaint is that I didn't know that I would be this sensitive to the realistic texturing. This dildo really irritates my anus and I had to stop using it. The last time I used it I immediately developed a hemorrhoid. The detail on the shaft are just like they are in the picture (go figure I assumed I'd get something a lot less detailed). The pronounced head and veins mixed with the relatively hard surface with little give makes a lot of extra points of contact that don't squish down like they would on a real dick and hurt me sometimes. I really really wish I could find this exact dildo with either a more squishy outer layer or a less pronounced head and less detailing. Would never have to buy another one again in that case. Highly recommended as long as you aren't too sensitive down there.

  84. Jacktoytester★★★★★
    July 16, 2019

    First toy

    This was my first sex toy and wow it was a good choice. I was tempted to go for a starter size but felt I would just be wasting money so went straight for this and did very well on it. It arrived relatively quickly and once out of the box, it just felt quality. Make sure u buy it! No regrets! Tip: Go slow at first if it's ur first one

  85. I H.★★★★★
    July 15, 2019

    A fantasy that came true

    The dildo arrived in discreet packaging I couldn’t wait to get it open to set up the fantasy I dreamt about since ordering it. First I stuck it to a plate in the middle of the bed with a towel around it to cushion for comfort then brought the misses into the bedroom blindfolded and told her someone was on the bed waiting she felt around and no sooner in her hand she quickly licked up and down this massive realistic penis while I banged her from behind I couldn’t believe how quickly the shyness left her next thing I know she was up on top of it screwing screaming with each thrust I stood in front so she could grip my legs and suck me until I couldn’t take no more and cum on her massive swinging tits I knew at that moment I made the right decision on purchasing this awesome realistic feel cock she said she never cum so hard and can’t wait to invite our new found friend back into bed with us, for anyone deciding whether to purchase this toy do yourself a favour buy it now, you won’t be disappointed

  86. Marriedfun★★★★★
    June 10, 2019

    Great quality, looks and feels great

    As always, my package was well sealed and packed out which is really important for me and I’m sure everyone who buys adult toys! The product box is really nice which is a good start, I was really pleased when I had the toy in hand as there was absolutely no smell from the dildo which is a very good sign but being silicone this is exactly what I expected. We are a straight married couple who love sex, this was purchased as an upgrade for pegging. We have been using an original strapless feeldoe for years and I wanted to try a harness out. I loved it when I seen it but my husband thought it was a little big, it’s only a little bigger than what we had been using but a much bigger head. I’ll not go into details but we have used it a few times now and we love it although my husband is still getting used to the slightly larger size compared to what he was used too. My advice especially for pegging is to use more lube than you think is needed, it almost seems to repel off the dildo. Specific points would be great pushing the head in, it’s firm and takes a bit of work but you can feel it popping in and the veins can all be felt too. We have not used the suction cup as I’m always wearing it but it is really strong. The dom side of me can’t wait to be going all the way in and bouncing the dildo balls of his but I’ll be patient, it will be worth the wait.

  87. Mr H.★★★★★
    May 19, 2019

    Toy for the Mrs

    So, once again I shall not bore you with "discreet packaging" reviews and all that jazz. Let's be honest LH always deliver on this. I bought this for my OH for a bit of fun. The dildo is more cock-like than other toys my OH has, which is pretty neat. Watching my OH pleasuring herself is just about the best thing ever and watching her bounce up and down on this thing was insane. The dildo is long enough to stick to the floor and allow good penetration. Some smaller dildos cause some discomfort when on the floor as the OH has to get real close to the ground, thus not allowing great insertion. Not a problem with this. One small point is that the suction cup doesn't seem to be as strong as expected nor as strong as other dildos. It proved a tad annoying when the OH kept having to stick it back in place. That said she enjoyed the ride and rates it a 4/5. A point deduction for the suction cup issues.

  88. Joshua1993★★★★★
    March 31, 2019

    Unreal

    This was my first anal sex toy, and my first experience with any sort of anal play. I knew when purchasing this item I was being ambitious as it’s certainly not a ‘starter size’ however I was eager to see if I’d be able to handle it. On opening the box and handling the dildo for the first time it is certainly impressive, it offers a solid feel whilst still being gentle to the touch and is detailed with realistic veins and a bulbous head to top it off. I pretty much couldn’t wait to get my first anal experience so I cracked open the lube and went to town. I realised early on that firing this straight in was not going to work (ouch) so slow and steady was the approach, and in no time I had the full girth and length of this baby inside me, and the rest is well... I can’t really imagine how this toy could be any better, don’t hesitate for a second to buy this.

  89. Lovehoney W.★★★★★
    March 31, 2019

    Luxe Lover

    The toy arrived in the usual discreet, safe and secure packaging. The box for the toy itself is minimalistic and clean, in design. The toy was double bagged inside the box, which is reassuring - as we all know, hygiene is very important! It truly lives up to its namesake - it is lifelike, and it is luxurious. The head has a super raised edge for extra stimulation, a powerful suction cup, and tantalising textures all over the shaft. There is very little smell (thanks, silicone!), feels soft to touch and is super easy to clean.

  90. Anonymous★★★★★
    March 23, 2019

    Lovely

    I was unlucky enough to receive a toy with defects but love honey was extremely helpful and replaced it with the same shipping. They were very helpful and helped me resolve any issues I had. It's a must-have. Great toy for intermediate play or anyone looking for a more "snug" fit. Silicone is the best.

  91. Jung J.★★★★☆
    March 7, 2019

    Perfect for in the shower

    This is the perfect size dildo for those who are used to it. If it's your first time you may wanna go a bit smaller. For me though it was great, the size wasn't too long or too much to handle. The suction cup sticks perfect on any hard surface.

  92. Lovehoney N.★★★★★
    February 7, 2019

    The perfect penis

    Considering the fact all of my toys vibrate, I thought it would be about time I tried something new. I was completely intrigued by this lifelike lover dildo purely because of the fact it claimed to be realistic having been made out of the finest silicone. When i opened the box I was completely amazed every little detail there is from the veins in the shaft to the 'wrinkles' on the ball sack. The only thing it needed for that little extra touch for being even more realistic would be if the whole dildo just wasn't one whole shade of pink, would look good if there was a little color on the veins or the head! I'm not complaining though as the texture of the dildo is super soft and firm yet flexible, I could tell I was going to have a lot of fun with this! My first instinct was to stick it straight onto the wall to see how strong the suction cup actually was, I put it on the wall and to my surprise it was actually pretty damn sturdy. I wiggled it around a little and there was no sign of it coming off or moving. It was on there for a good 15/20 minutes before it fell off which was fine with me as I had a feeling I wasn't gonna last any more than 10 minutes when i was using this anyway!! One of my favorite things about this dildo is the suction cup as it makes it sooo versatile to use. Purely because one of the things I love to do is use a vibrator whilst being penetrated, and because of the 'hands free' suction cup it means I can do just that! It's a feature that all dildos need to have in my opinion as you can use this in any position you want!! At first, I was a little worried about how the head was going to fit in as it's quite big but luckily with a bit of lube and the smoothness of the dildo, it just slides straight in. The girth, the curved angle in the shaft and the size of the head (so basically every aspect) means it rubs perfectly and effortlessly on my g spot meaning I am reaching my orgasm in no time and without even putting that much work into it! Cannot wait to try using this in different places by sticking it onto things... next up is trying it in the shower!

  93. Al95★★★★☆
    January 24, 2019

    BBC

    A must for those who like the black cock. I myself bought it more for oral use, had used a slightly shorter one in the past (extra thick) but I preferred the sound of the dimensions on this one. It didn't disappoint. If anything was bigger than expected. Great moment unwrapping, playing around and sticking it on the table; the suction cup is as powerful as they say. Lovely form and details. Have stuck it on walls too to give it a good sucking. Teased it by my hole so am thinking of inserting at least the tip-will let you know how it goes.

  94. Jjayc1973★★★★★
    January 12, 2019

    Nice

    Wife loves it and I enjoy seeing her use it, at 1st we both thought it was quiet big but it was absolutely fine infact she likes it alot, maybe I'll be made redundant lol. Perfect for men who like to watch there partners or vise versa, would definitely recommend this product

  95. Fa U.★★★★☆
    January 3, 2019

    Feels a lot larger than expected

    My other half and I ordered this dildo as it has almost the exact dimensions of my penis; however, due to the silicon being much firmer than an erect penis, the product felt much larger than expected and, subsequently, my partner found it to be painfully uncomfortable. We have ordered the 6" version instead and expect to receive it tomorrow. The dildo itself is very well made and it turns out that it is about the perfect size for my own use (anal play), so everything seems to have worked out just fine in the end. I would definitely recommend this product (for those who are equipped to handle it) or the smaller version, as it is a very realistic and well proportioned sex toy.

  96. Sex P.★★★★☆
    November 2, 2018

    Passed the test

    Prompt discrete delivery as always from love honey. This is nice and large without being too girthy, Material is quite firm and I was concerned that the head might be a little too firm for OH but she seemed to enjoy it. I got the sense that this would have easily got her there if she didn't have to move onto the King Cock as part of the 5 dildo challenge I lined up!.

  97. K S.★★★★★
    October 3, 2018

    Oh my gosh

    This dildo is awesome!!! It arrived today and I was so excited and when I used it I couldn't get enough. It's fantastic quality and use it with some lube and you'll be having a great time. I can't wait to use it again and again and again and again. I won't be able to get enough of it.

  98. Mrmale76★★★★★
    September 28, 2018

    Lifelike 8-inch black fun

    Well first I am a bi male and enjoy toys like everyone else.. So let me tell you when it arrives it was very discreet and know one would know what came to your do so don’t be afraid to order I’ve loads of toys now lol Well when I opened the box I was at home On a day off from work and though why not I went and cleaned myself and had a shower with it Please let me tell you it makes me c.. every time and gasp for air please male or females please try this you won’t be disappointed in anyway It’s one of my favourites

  99. Slamfist★★★★★
    September 3, 2018

    wow wow

    i got this for the wife to get her going before sex. started of giving her oral then lubed this up inserted it in her missionary style then doggy style she loved it. i asked her what it felt like, she said the feel was really good not hard like other dildos. the thickness was spot on the length aswell . will be using this on a regular basis

  100. Dragoness546★★★★★
    July 30, 2018

    Satisfying

    Wow! Gave me that full feeling. Have been creative with where to stick it! Definitely a keeper in my collection of toys. Even my hubby was wowed by it. Next, we will maybe get the strap for it, but for now, sticking it to the wall and anywhere else is just as fun!

  101. Joshi★★★★☆
    July 29, 2018

    Firm Lover

    I bought this as it looks like the real thing, the fact that it comes with a suction cup for some hands free fun was a great bonus. Great discreet delivery as always. Once unpacked it feels good to hold but is on the firm side. The suction cup works well and I found the girth and length enjoyable but again, this dildo is quite firm and hard which I find ruins some of the enjoyment personally.

  102. The M.★★★★★
    July 11, 2018

    Who needs a boyfriend?

    Bought this after breaking up with my ex boyfriend. Of course I had to go for something a bit bigger than him and this is perfect. It feels so lifelike and I spent far too long just sticking it to random objects and flicking it watching it jiggle. Inside it gives you a real full feeling and is so much fun to use with a clitoral vibe too. The only issue I have is at the end. With actual men they go soft after sex so removing them is easy but when you've climaxed and you're incredibly tight it can be awkward to try and push this beast out of you. But the orgasms you get with it really make up for that feeling.

  103. Meatman★★★★★
    June 30, 2018

    Better balls deep

    I'm a relative newcomer to butt play... and this is definitely NOT the toy I'd recommend as your first. Take it from someone who learned the hard way! I bought some smaller toys to build up my bunghole and within a few days, I was able work the head into my ass. This is the hardest part. It's a fairly firm product and crown of the cockhead is the thickest part. But once I got it past the head, it felt amazing. A few days later, I was able to get the whole thing inside me until I felt the balls on my ass. Like I said, I'm a newcomer to this and the pleasure was mind-blowing! It's a combination of the sheer size and heavy texture that does the trick. I love this product and love that it's silicone for health and safety reasons. While I can see myself moving onto larger dildos, I think this one will always be a favorite. The only thing I'm not crazy about is that even when it's lubed up, it doesn't feel as slick as my other toys. This makes stroking it a little more difficult although it's still extremely pleasurable. Maybe I just need to try a different anal lube.

  104. Lovehoney S.★★★★☆
    May 30, 2018

    A realistic sizeable dildo

    What gets you about this product is the size! I'd decided to give it a try as an alternative to my smaller 6 inch King Cock product. It felt a lot bigger than my existing dildo which took a bit of getting used to (and a lot of lube). It's soft to touch and you can tell the quality of this product in the way it feels. In use it's realistic feeling and the veins are definitely noticeable. The suction cup is a bonus too as it's sturdy and could handle being placed in different locations. Overall I'd say its a good dildo but the size was a little too much for me.

  105. Babyboo172★★★★★
    March 13, 2018

    Fab

    Really enjoyed this product fun for both me and my partner. Must admit my parnter got more fun out of this (just by throwing it at things). I highly recomend this product, feels nice to use and is ferm enough but not to firm.  The dimensions are perfect in my opinion – not ridiculously large, but a believable length and girth on the more satisfying end of the scale. The 7" of insertable length and 5" around the shaft are like the ideal lover that eases you in gently and keeps you wanting more, and the supple build gives a deep and fulfilling penetration. It's a very versatile cock that you can use whatever way you enjoy the most and the good-quality suction cup helps to expand the potential. Not as good as the real thing but what is haha.

  106. Sam2101★★★★★
    March 7, 2018

    Fantastic

    My husband chose this for me.. and what a nice surprise it was.. the size was perfect and made me feel full... big and lifelike.. i used this dildo along with a clit vibrator to help me have an awesome orgasim.. perfect for couple play. Or even alone in the shower

  107. Reg90★★★★★
    February 6, 2018

    Pleasure for both and everywhere!

    Arriving discreetly packaged, I was very excited to receive this girthy 8 inch dildo. This dildo was a surprise for my partner too as we have both made use of it. For her, it is a fantastic warm up foreplay toy before sex to get her excited and squirming. She has also, using the excellent suction cup on the end, stuck it to a chair and ridden it while I watch - torture! For him, it is a great dildo for those men who enjoy anal play. I have used this stuck to a chair and my most favourite use for it has been in the shower suctioned to the tiles! This dildo is beautifully soft making it a comfortable toy for anyone. The fantastic detailing on the length of the penis gives a fantastic feel when going in and out of you and having the balls on the end adds another pleasurable extra you don't always get on dildos. This sex toy comes highly recommended by me for you guys and gals.

  108. Adamalx★★★★★
    January 24, 2018

    Authentic and Intimate

    I was lucky enough to be selected as a tester on this particular item, as a good realistic-style dildo was something that was lacking from my collection, having taken more of an interest in unusual or colourful 'toy-like' insertables. This one proves though that you can never go wrong with a classic cock. For me personally, an off-putting factor of lifelike models is that the cheaper ones are often too rigid, uncomfortable, or not all that attractive; while the more luxury dildos come with a much higher price point. I was pleasantly impressed by the balance of this toy though, and it might even serve well as a decent substitute for when my boyfriend isn't around. The 'Lifelike Lover' is true to its name and is a very natural dildo. The silicone material is soft and almost flesh like, with an expertly crafted shaft that has just enough flex in it to mimic a real erection. The detailing is spot-on; each curve and ridge of the veiny skin is so appealing to look at, with a texture that is even better to feel during penetration. I particularly like the balls on this dildo as they are seamlessly blended into the main shaft with an accurately sculpted weight and shape, rather than just an obligatory last minute addition like a lot of real-look dildos out there. It feels like a lot of care has gone into this design and that's something that you can really feel the benefit of when you get down to it. The dimensions are perfect in my opinion – not ridiculously large, but a believable length and girth on the more satisfying end of the scale. The 7" of insertable length and 5" around the shaft are like the ideal lover that eases you in gently and keeps you wanting more, and the supple build gives a deep and fulfilling penetration. It's a very versatile cock that you can use whatever way you enjoy the most and the good-quality suction cup helps to expand the potential. This one is definitely worth a try – it's not as good as the real thing, but it comes pretty close!

  109. Kimmers★★★★☆
    January 18, 2018

    Fantastic

    I Love this product, it is well made the dildo its self is nice and firm and the texture is nice and smooth the life likeness of the veins are an extra pleasure. I would advise to use a fair amount of lube with this product especially when going over the head of the dildo as if you are not use to this size / dildo it will be very uncomfortable and could be painful. Lube is a BIG Must. Once over the head its pleasure, pleasure, pleasure the suction cup is really good on this product to you can stick it anywhere their is a Flat surface. This product is grate for water fun too. The only downside for me is that my house doesn't have many flat surfaces so unless i want water fun my options are limited also if you want to ride this product it doesn't make your session the most comfortable. Over all i love this product.

  110. Lr2017★★★★★
    January 16, 2018

    Eight inches of pure pleasure

    The package arrived as usual in the typical and boring brown box of LH. The first thing that caught my attention was the heavy that was the package ( I'm used to buy lingerie and always weighs little lol ) Inside I was waiting for this wonderful jewel, which is worth its weight in gold and never better said the weight. On this occasion the Packaging was completely different to other LH toys, no reference to the typical LH colors, except for a short text. A new design much simpler, minimalist, I love it. Inside was the dildo wrapped in a sealed double bag. Once I took it out, I was impressed by its touch: it's very, very, very soft. It is noted that it is of a maximum quality silicone. The entire dildo is molded with great taste, highlighting the veins and the head (oh! The head)… Only to have in your hand and you get horny. It's so nice that you're looking forward to going to the room to try it. After washing it quickly with antibacterial soap and putting the children to bed, my OH and I went quickly to try it. First, I used a smaller dildo to warm me up a little, but now I realize that it would not have been necessary, since it is so nice that it is not necessary. When I needed a little more, I took "my new best friend" and put it on a little box that I have for the dildos with suction cup and started to ride it. At first, I thought that the head was going to bother me, but quite the opposite. The head has the perfect design so that it enters without any pain and with much pleasure, since it perfectly opens the lips and sticks directly on the G-Spot. It gave me so much pleasure, that I spent several minutes just pulling out and sticking the head in, massaging my G-spot, non-stop. When I could not anymore, I was introducing more and faster, until I melted in one of the best orgasms I've had with a dildo. My OH was delighted to see me moan and bounce over the dildo more and more. Despite his girth, as it is similar to my OH, I did not notice a big difference, which helped to fantasize that it was his and made me imagine that he was riding on top of my OH. For me, it has become my new best friend; it is as if I had a penis clone of my OH Seeing that I had had such a good time, my OH wanted to try it too. Since we do not have harnesses, I peg my OH using my hands. At first, we had to work the head is so pronounced, but once inside ... I had never seen him enjoy, nor moan so much. Her orgasm was so intense that her cum reached the headboard of the bed.. He was dizzy, breathless, very intense ... We have to buy a harness, now! LOL Only two things to finish: The first one, the suction cup is so powerful that it took us a lot to remove it from the box to use it with my OH. He perfectly resisted my ride. The second, the firmness, although it is flexible has a point of firmness inside that makes it harder than other silicone, however, this makes it perfect to address it against your G-spot or P-Spot. It would also highlight the angle of its design that combined with the suction cup makes it go directly to the right spots. Undoubtedly a dildo with the perfect length to play, the exact girth to enjoy and head with the design of your dreams to make you enjoy. A dildo that has nothing to envy to others of higher price, every inch is a source of pleasure.

  111. Jaykat★★★★★
    January 10, 2018

    It's a lot of fun

    I bought this for myself for anal play (I'm a guy) and it feels great, you can feel the detailing and it makes for some interesting sensations. My wife loves using this as well. If you're a beginner with anal take your time when using this, tease it and you'll be rewarded with a thrill when it first pops in.

  112. Anglolux★★★★★
    October 29, 2015

    In her words

    Firstly, a word on the packaging - this was a gift for my wife and the packaging just screamed class. Nothing seedy or smutty here, from the moment she opened the wrapping, she knew from packaging that something amazing was inside. That evening she 'tested' her new toy. The suction is amazing, rock solid. She backed herself onto this giant, life-life rod of please and made noises I've not heard her make for some time! She came so quickly and so violently, but this dildo stayed strong, no droop, no falling off. She loved the feel of it, slightly giving, and said the feeling of being filled was amazing. She loved being in charge of the pace and depth. An absolute winner, best present I've given her for a while according to her! I may have been relegated to 2nd best in the short term!

  113. Cozy C.★★★★★
    July 15, 2015

    My gentle giant

    At first I was kind of nervous about trying this toy out since it is the biggest in our naughty drawer. (it is bigger than it looks on screen by the way) After a couple cups of dark tea as well as a bowl of pipe tobacco I was in the mood. After stripping down I got everything lubed up and started to work things in. Like stated this isn't really a toy for beginners so you have to warm yourself up to it. I found that the best thing to do is to first work with something smaller. Then start with the head of the toy and once you are comfortable with that then you can go deeper a little bit at a time. After that a .easy wash with some sex toy cleaner then back in the box it went for another day. The size of this toy does make it intimidating but if you keep in mind to warm up to it, go slow, use plenty of lube, and take in only as much as feels comfortable then this gentle giant is a pleasant filling experience. The material is a good quality silicone and the overall product is very well made. Worth the money and the wait. It is heavy and sturdy so you won't have it flopping all over the place when you try to use it. (which was nice) The detail on this toy is fantastic and gives a nice aesthetic look to it. So if you like lifelike toys this would be an option. There was a little of drag but I chalk that up to me not being used to toys of this size or the lube that I was using. All in all this is another fantastic toy from lovehoney.

  114. Love A.★★★★★
    July 3, 2015

    New level

    Is it worth the money? Yes! So lifelike. Firm yet flexible. Challenging length and width that varies from Thick to just a little less thick :p Good packaging as always and clean and tidy. Fun to suck and fuck and generally a good challenge - especially if you like black cock ;). Very realistic with viens and texture and definitely a high quality product. Suction cup base works perfectly and is super strong despite length and weight of the toy. Always fun to challenge yourself or a partner with a very very worthwhile erotic toy.

  115. Secretty★★★★☆
    June 27, 2015

    Good sturdy dildo... but...

    I seem to be developing something of a dildo fetish and this specimen is the latest to win me over. I had heard great things about it, especially the extra strong suction cup, so was incredibly excited when it arrived. The good news is that the suction cup is as strong as people have told me! A lot of my other dildos are amazing, but have crappy suction cups making hands free play nearly impossible. With this one, once it sticks to something, it'll take a lot of fiddling to remove. That's a good thing in some respects, but a bad thing in others. Trying to reposition it mid play is extremely frustrating, but once it's in the right place you can have fantastic hands free fun with it. I bought this for my OH and I to use, separately and together. It was fantastic when I used it on her and gave her a really strong orgasm. It creates a lot of friction though as it's made of a hard, solid silicone, so plenty of lube is advisable. Now for the less good stuff. I wanted to use this toy anally (which you can do, it even gives some tips on it in a little leaflet you get with the box) but I found it just didn't do anything for me. I like that it's nice and stiff, it makes insertion easier, however, because the shaft is so textured and the head is so pronounced it starts to rub a bit when inside no matter how much lube is used. It just creates too much friction and just doesn't feel good. A real shame because it's such a good hands free toy, I just wish the material was a little bit softer. A fantastic toy for vaginal play though and I loved using it on my OH. However, I wouldn't recommend it for anal.

  116. Just J.★★★★★
    June 16, 2015

    Near perfection

    Got this after eyeing it up for a very long time as it seemed to fit the dimensions I wanted perfectly. As always delivery and packaging was great. The actual packaging of the toy is very good - can't fault Lovehoney for their own brand packing and very quickly I had access to the toy. It certainly lived up to expectation in the looks department. Made of smooth matt finish silicone you can immediately see this is a high quality product and for the price it makes it even more value for money. I recently had another silicone product which was more expensive than this and the quality was awful in many ways. The silicone here feels great, with a slight amount of give to it. The moulding is very detailed and very well cut off the mould at the bottom giving clean edges and a nice finish. The suction cup it pretty wide allowing for a very strong suction - so this definitely isn't falling off anywhere. The toy feels solid and I particularly liked the fact it stay 'erect' when suctioned to a wall. Other toys in the past have tended to droop. This is definitely one to add t your collection if your looking for a larger end toy.

  117. Funtimes★★★★★
    April 28, 2015

    Review update

    Hi we reviewed this dildo when we first received it and thought it was time to do an update. From the male perspective this dildo is great, it is a good weight so does not feel too heavy or light and it is rather rigid in texture where as some dildos can be almost too flexible. It is great to use as a couple and can lead to some naughty ideas and sessions. Over to the female half... At first I was unsure of this dildo, I have always been unsure of lifelike dildos and how they would feel. Well this one feels spot on. It is great that it is more rigid than other dildos as it allows for more "vigorous" activities and does feel like a real willy (well as much as a dildo can do). The suction on this is brilliant as well. As we said in our last review once it's stuck it ain't moving. Only problem is I really want the pink one now !!!

  118. Natalyaaa★★★★★
    April 26, 2015

    Love this

    I was lucky enough to have received this toy in return for writing up a review on it. Like always, the toy was delivered in a plain brown box and delivery was very quick. The toy itself is very impressive, it definitely is very lifelike in terms of its proportions and is beautiful to look at, at 8 inches long and with a 5.5 inch girth its quite big and feels very filling when its inside you and the prominent veins just add to the pleasure of using this toy. It is flexible but still has a firmness to it which feels amazing as it can reach all the right spots, but still feels good to clench around as you get closer to climax. As someone who doesn't tend to go for lifelike toys I have definitely been converted by this toy! The suction cup is very strong, making hands free play hassle free, I've owned sex toys with much weaker suction cups and its very frustrating when they fall off whatever they're stuck too! This was definitely not the case with this toy and you actually have to pull quite hard to remove it from any surfaces! I prefer to use this toy alone rather than during sex and it produces very powerful orgasms, probably due to the fact that it hits my G-spot perfectly every time. Although it can be used with a strap on, if you're into that. Cleaning up after use is very easy, I just wash it with some warm soapy water and leave it out to dry and that's it. Overall I would definitely recommend buying this toy even if you aren't really a fan of lifelike toys, this will definitely change your mind! If you are a beginner however, there is a smaller version which is 5.5 inches in length and 4 inches in girth which may be better as this one feels rather large inside of you.

  119. Fantasia F.★★★★★
    April 20, 2015

    What heavenly dimension did this bad boy come from?

    I was sent this product in exchange for an honest review. Thank you so much Cazz! I'm not sure where to even begin with this toy, I've been lusting after this and it's pink twin for god only knows how long and seeing it on the toy testers page i added it to my list NEVER expecting to be picked. Once again like everything from LH my new toy arrived on time and in discreet packaging i was so excited i sat waiting on the doorstep for the poor postie to arrive then dived on him, thanked him and run inside. The toy itself comes in regular LH packaging, a white box with love honey written across the top and a photo of the toy on the front although the box was ripped to shreds within two seconds in my excitement to get to what was inside. I was expecting a good toy but nothing like this. This is beauty defined. Every inch of this toy looks inviting. Very realistic in size (even down the the odd testicle size!). The veins were maybe a little more prominent that a normal penis would be and the tip is much more pronounced than any man i have ever had 'encounters' with. This did worry me abit at first. I wasn't sure if this toy was going to break me. Ripping off my clothes and lubing this bad boy up i slowly inserted him in... ohhh la la. The texture of this toy is so far beyond reality in a good way...in fact a really good way. He touches you in all the right places pushes your buttons and has you begging for more. I certainly had no need to worry about getting hurt! He also feels bigger than what you see and what you get. I think that is largely due to the texture of this wonderful toy. I can honestly say that this beauty (i've named him Parker) and i are going to become firm friends. He had me screaming so loud i was scared of people hearing ten miles down the road. You do not need any kind of other stimulation with this one (and coming from someone that requires clit stim to get off normally) it goes to show how perfect this toy is. I would highly recommend everyone to buy one! Although if your a beginner i would suggest the smaller 5.5 one as this one is big and feels even bigger inside of you. i can happily say that i think the 5.5 would work just as well for me. Recently i've had a couple of products that i've bought expecting them to be great and getting terribly disappointed and this toy was not one of them. The only major negative i have to say about this toy and i feel awful about it as i was giving this for free but honesty is the way forward...it is AWFUL to clean due to how many ridges and places there are for lube etc to hide. You have to take time and make sure every part is clean. It's not a simple wash off toy at all. Please note i am not saying it's unhygienic. Not at all but it does need a proper clean. PS: The suction on this toy is VERY strong. I was cleaning my toys after use and decided that while i clean my other toys i would place this one on the rectangular tank on the back of my toilet to dry. Two minutes later forgetting this toy was suction cup i grabbed it to put it away and actually pulled the whole lid off at the same time then had to stand there trying to pull my dildo off and at the same time balance the lid without it smashing whilst my mum was hammering on the door asking if i was ok and what was the noise all about. So just a heads up. Beware of how strong this suction is. It's great for sexual use but just be very careful where you stick it!!!

  120. Nd1000★★★★☆
    April 9, 2015

    A quality product

    I got this dildo in an offer for 3 for £75 along withe the Deluxe Black Magic Wand and the Large Lovehoney storage case. On initial glance, the dildo is just the right ratio of rigidity to softness that makes it perfect for hand free play that made possible with the really strong suction cup base. The suction cup base is really strong, there's not knocking it off unless you lift up the edge of the base. The veins on the shaft add a really nice feel to the toy. The girth is just right for me and was really filling. Lots of lube should be used to ease the insertion of this toy. Overall quite a good dildo and is fast becoming my go to toy.

  121. Glam C.★★★★★
    April 1, 2015

    Black Beauty

    I was lucky enough to be chosen to test this gorgeous dildo. Super fast and subtle delivery as always from LH. The dildo itself is in a nice white cardboard box with a product picture on the outside. It is securely wrapped in a clear plastic bag inside the box. On first inspection, my first thought was "wow"! This is one of the loveliest toys I've ever seen. Beautifully proportioned, with incredibly life like veining on the shaft. The head is plump and also amazingly realistic. The dildo is a good weight and is made of the smoothest silicone ever. It is pleasantly firm but has just enough give to feel comfortable during use. The suction cup base initially looked too small for the size of the dildo. I'm not sure if the colour makes it look bigger than it is, but it isn't a tiny dildo by any means. It's a beautiful 8" in length and a satisfying 5 1/2" in girth, with a lovely firm set of balls underneath. However, you could stick this to the ceiling and hang off it (probably, please don't try this at home) as this thing sticks like a limpet! I couldn't wait to try it! I applied a generous amount of water based lube ( no silicone for this gorgeous guy) which may have taken longer than necessary as I couldn't stop running my hands over it. It feels divine. The silicone warms quickly and it does feel very realistic. In use, well all I can say is mmm, aahh and oohhh! And other unintelligible squeals of delight. For me, it's the best I've ever tried. The girth and veining combined with that lovely big head feel incredible internally. It hits my g-spot beautifully and is gloriously firm to clench around. The balls only add to the delight. I always struggle to climax from internal stimulation alone, but this bad boy has done the trick several times! I've never tested anything so much in such a short time. I simply can't keep my hands (or anything else) off it. It's perfect for shower fun as well. It's only drawback (and it's such a tiny one) is that it's a fluff magnet. But a quick rinse before use soon sorts that out and of course it's a doddle to clean.

  122. Funtimes★★★★★
    March 24, 2015

    Suction with a lot of fun

    We received this item as a tester. Thanks Cazz !!! So the packaging, as this is a Lovehoney product the dildo comes in the usual high standard of packaging as with other Lovehoney products. Its is in a secure box which has product images and some helpful text on the box and the dildo is securely packaged inside. When we opened the box my wife was glad to see that it was indeed realistic in terms of sizing, a nice length and thickness and she said the veins felt realistic to touch. Its has a good solid feel to it but still flexible. The suction cup.. If you had one of these in each hand you could use the suction to scale a tall glass building!! We own several other suction cup dildos and this one wins hands down.. once it stuck it aint moving , even in the shower or on the bath.. stick it on and enjoy as it aint gonna slip off believe us and we have had some bouncy fun on this believe us !! Overall its a great dildo. the other good feature are the balls.. as they do add to the feeling. Its a winner

  123. Lollipop ;.★★★★★
    February 1, 2015

    My new challenge

    Having used Lovehoney's Lifelike Realistic 8 Inch dildo, I felt this dildo would be the perfect step up with my old didlo having a circumference of 5 inches And this dildo having a circumstance of 5.5 inches, I felt it would be perfect. And I wasn't wrong, I'd had my eye on this dildo for quite some time now so when I was told I'd be getting this product as a tester item I was over the moon. As I've said in many of my reviews, I'm a huge fan of Lovehoney's own brand products, they're brilliant quality as well as great value, and I have yet to be disappointed by them. This item comes in the usual Lovehoney packaging, it's bright, fun and very tasteful. The dildo itself is amazing, the quality is top grade, it feels and looks very lifelike and smooth/soft to the touch. The suction cup base is really strong, I found that when I stuck it to my wall it would take a minimum of half an hour before it came unstuck. Also this toy is made from silicone so it's hypoallergenic. This is the biggest dildo I've ever used, I did find it a little bit of a challenge at first, but once I got it in it felt amazing, hits your G-spot just right and the smooth bumps and veins of the shaft I found felt really good, also my partner loved using this dildo on me and going in me after he had used this. Like I said it was a bit of a challenge but what worked for me was to worm up with a smaller dildo at first then use this, oh and of course always use plenty of lube, but as always only use water based lube with this toy (not silicone) Overall I'm really impressed with this dildo not only is it great quality but also feels great too, I feel like most women would like this dildo and men who are really into anal play.

  124. Strange D.★★★☆☆
    January 29, 2015

    Hmmmm

    He says - Received this as a Tester. Nice basic LH packaging. Seems well made, certainly weighty. Quite solid - perhaps not so realistic..? Quite a dull finish, too. Size is really about 6.5 inches, not 8 inches, BTW....! She says - Really didn't know what to make of the Black one. Didn't really do much for me. Nicely made and realistic size, shape, etc. Just too spoilt with all of the vibrating toys we have...! So... its OK, but not great, in our view... Sorry...!

  125. Lola M.★★★★★
    January 29, 2015

    It's big, black and beautiful

    Everything about this product is tasteful, which seems to be the same with every LH product I have. It's high quality, long, thick and heavy which as I suspected led to it being very fulfilling. I only have one niggle with it and which is that my one has quite a bit of a lean on it, forwards away from the base. This just means that if the suction cup isn't stuck on something securely then it will fall forwards which can be annoying if I have just covered it in lube and it falls while I'm getting into a decent position. I think the suction cup is quite average but good considering the size and weight of the dildo. It sticks well to tiles and the bath, so if you want to use this in the bathroom then you should be pretty happy with it. I found it had a little bit of a smell when I opened it but after 2 washes that had gone and is now a distant memory. The silicone is soft enough so that it slides in easily and I can squeeze down on it a bit without it feeling too hard. I caused myself a very minor injury on my internal wall when I first used it but that was due to being a bit to rampant with it and not adjusting for it's lean, it had healed up fully 2 days later. I suggest using plenty of lube and taking your time getting used to it because once you do it is pretty heavenly, it spreads me open nicely and presses all the right magic spots that's for sure! The veins and texture feel great sliding in and out and they really add to the sensations. It's really easy to clean too and you don't have to worry too much about the water being too hot because it is made of silicone so it can take some pretty high temperatures, I'm pretty sure this would be dishwasher safe if you were that way inclined....but hot soapy water has been good enough for me and has stopped me worrying about it being dirty or damaged by cleaning.

  126. Davesex★★★★☆
    January 22, 2015

    Very Realistic Ride

    I've had a few of Love Honey's own brand products before and this one is similarly exceptional. It comes sealed in a plastic bag inside a cardboard box. The box has a simple, design which was not tacky in any way. Included instructions detail how to use (not exactly rocket science though) and clean your knew dildo. The silicone used for this is the best I have experienced. Its got the perfect combination of soft and flexible without being too difficult to use. The detailing on the shaft and head is excellent. The veins are realistic and you can practically see the skin on the head. The suction cup looks a little flimsy but is surprisingly strong. From base to Tip the dildo points at an upwards angle. It is straight, not curved. I found this made it slightly tricky to use when I stuck it to the floor or a chair. However it made it perfect for sticking to wall tiles in the shower. It was also very easy to use hand held. Clean up was as easy as ever due to the silicone material.

  127. Mrklister★★★★★
    January 15, 2015

    Cum ride black beauty

    Lovehoney is quickly becoming our preferred manufacturer for quality toys, this dildo is no exception. This dildo is made from quality black silicone and feels fantastic. Some reviewers have said ‘too firm’, we would say it’s comfortable but would advise to use lots of lube. The realistic features heighten sensations especially the pronounced coronal ridge (approx. 5 inch circumference). The shaft actually bulges after the ridge (5.5 inches) before tapering slightly in again at the balls which makes anal insertion fulfilling yet comfortable once in. The suction cup base provides a really secure method to sticking the dildo to most flat surfaces (we were surprised it actually sticks to the natural wood headboard of our bed and helped to satisfy some mmf fantasies!!) We have also tried the dildo in the Lovehoney strap-on harness, it takes the largest O ring but fits ok and is stable for something so long and heavy! We are extremely pleased with this toy and would recommend to couples looking for a step up from the advanced LH strapon kit, or anyone who would like to try a long realistic black cock.

  128. Don D.★★☆☆☆
    September 22, 2014

    Big, thick but just too hard

    from OH... I bought this as I have the cute little pink brother of it and while I loved it as a starter dildo, I craved more.... I decided to go for the black version of this and was so happy when it arrived and wasted no time in opening it and cleaning it and rushing of for my first try.... This thing is big and long and has a slight curve in it and has some really clear veins and the suction cup really gets a grip.... My only problem is OUCH this thing is hard, very little flex and just hurt when I tried to use it... I don't know, maybe I've spoilt myself with all my cyberskin and real feel dildos because I just couldn't get on with this... I'm not returning it because maybe we can become friends at some stage but not yet. I have held of writing this review becauseI wanted to see if it improved and while it has a little, I'm still not a fan and always go back to my cyberskins.... but if you like the hard style dildo with plenty of texture, girth and length then this bad boy could be for you.

  129. Bone H.★★★★★
    February 14, 2014

    Nice and hard

    Not in the same league as "Black thunder" but still a good ride!. Like the shape & texture, nice big head along with plenty of veins running the shaft. This is a hard cock but sometimes that is all you crave, those bulbus veins protrude to the extent that you can feel eveyone as your butt hole is stretched to accomodate it's girth. If your a white guy who's passion is a nice big black cock, then give it a ride!.

  130. Toyboy3★★★★★
    December 13, 2013

    What an amazing toy

    I am a straight male that loves to dabble in anal play with toys, having tried so many over the years I thought I would try something bigger and purchased the colours realistic 8inch and wow it is good, the shape and detail really add to the experience and the large strong suction cup means I can put it in many places without fear of it coming off! Be sure to use plenty of lube though!

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